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VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast AddictTrump vs Pope Leo and the Iran war. Do you know what “Love your enemy” means? Are neighbors not your neighbor? South Africa. Trump “Jesus” pic?The Hake Report, Monday, April 13, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:59) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:05:22) News… Disclaimer* (0:08:42) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Trump’s screed on Pope Leo; Iran war* (0:21:04) Z: Brigitte vs Candace? Trump making America hated* (0:26:16) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Betrayed by Trump? Vulgar act in chamber…* (0:29:30) A: Love your neighbor? Love your enemy?* (0:39:25) A: Need to study the Word of God…* (0:45:55) A: Silent Prayer* (0:47:47) 💬 Supers, Rumble, Coffees… Ronnie, Ryan* (0:53:46) 📞 HADEN, TX: Ronnie, South Africa, Kirk based?* (1:00:36) H: Calling the truth “opinion”; Obama transformation; Not brothers* (1:03:10) H: Brothers… Genius made America* (1:07:19) 📞 BOBBY, TX: Trump on Strait; BHI… slave trade* (1:17:04) 💬 Coffees: Eric on men, women, truth, frustration* (1:21:27) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn, Cesar, JC* (1:29:42) 💬 Supers: Caledonian, Everblazer…* (1:31:18) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Who is my neighbor? Culture, Assimilation* (1:38:14) 📞 TORY, CA: South Africa mess per lady* (1:42:20) 📞 ART, OH: Understanding scripture…* (1:50:40) 💬 Coffee: Chris attacks the “kid”* (1:53:32) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/13/hake-mon-4-13-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/13/jlp-mon-4-13-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

A dishonest conversation: South Africa now, America past. Seeking the truth? Why white gals go interracial. NJF: Vote Dem? I don’t respect him, but care what he says and thinks!The Hake Report, Friday, April 10, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) The Hake Report* (0:03:31) 💬 Super: Love enemy…* (0:07:03) 🎶 Hey, guys! I Disavow tee* (0:09:14) 📞 HADEN vs RONNIE: G— in South Africa, America* (0:18:34) H vs R: Frustrating to talk to… “like a big brother”* (0:25:15) H vs R: Charlie Kirk 80-90-percent disagree? “American”* (0:30:17) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Coptic Christian church; USAF* (0:36:14) W 7: Seeking the truth?* (0:41:20) 🗣️ ART vs W7: Truth in the Bible? Holy Spirit? My brother* (0:48:35) A vs W: Actin’ like a liberal…* (0:50:13) W 7: Church to church* (0:50:54) 💬 Supers, Coffees…* (0:58:34) 💬 Coffees: Chris… liberal interpretation* (1:02:14) 💬 More coffees, missed!* (1:12:09) 💬 Ko-Fi: BAJAH* (1:13:08) 📞 ALEX on NJF: vote Dem?! IQ slur* (1:18:37) A: Why hatewatch? Resilience?* (1:20:05) 📞 JOHN, KY: Mixing: Raise women better. BHI.* (1:24:30) J: My brother Hake? Why hatewatch?* (1:27:15) 📞 MARK: white women, slander, “insane”* (1:30:53) M: John, r—ism, good job Haden* (1:35:30) M… IQ, short temper, throw ‘em in “the nuthouse”* (1:38:25) M: Train suspect, Juries’ corruption* (1:41:54) 💬 Popcorn on various things* (1:45:31) 📞 DAVID, TX: pointing at others; Japan* (1:47:45) 💬 Coffee: Cesar* (1:48:16) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Animated* (1:50:38) 📞 RYAN, IL: Provocative* (1:53:18) 📞 RICK, VA: Run it into the ground!* (1:54:17) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/10/hake-fri-4-10-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/10/jlp-fri-4-10-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

What an American is. Countering anti-Southern propaganda. South Africa: Is it persecution? Is it fair? Did childhood vaccines shape your mindset?The Hake Report, Thursday, April 9, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:05:30) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:08:05) 📞 HADEN, TX: Gov Abbott, “Roll On”? SpaceX, NASA?* (0:12:50) H: Bobby funny; Ronnie, “American”? South Africa Q* (0:15:01) H: G—ide a liberal word? UN vs Israel on Reparations* (0:24:11) 📞 JOSH, GA: Ray vs Willy; the South, Division* (0:29:30) J: White and black people and others…* (0:34:48) J: Watching thoughts vs believing, obeying thoughts* (0:43:12) J: Liking NJF, Israel, Mark, Dr. Umar, take sides, interracial* (0:48:44) 📞 RONNIE, OH: American History may be false* (0:53:19) R: South Africa: Persecution? Unfair?* (0:59:02) R: SA Refugees?* (1:04:30) R: Fair but not right?* (1:09:30) 💬 Supers… R-word* (1:14:07) 💬 Coffees: Greggatron, JC* (1:18:02) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn on Jesse, more* (1:22:06) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn on Josh, Eric* (1:26:49) 💰 DLive, Pilled* (1:28:21) 💬 DLive: GruvyMunky* (1:29:52) 📞 ALEX, CA: Child vaccines story: pinned down as a kid* (1:34:16) A: NE liberal white parents, anti-South propaganda; black blocking* (1:39:07) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Once a week…* (1:51:33) 💬 Supers, Coffees: Cesar on Iran; the rest tomorrow!* (1:53:45) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/9/hake-thu-4-9-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/9/jlp-thu-4-9-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Late - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

South Africa: Fairness vs “history.” GUEST: Crishaun the Don (at 36 mins) on Trump’s Iran war ceasefire, women’s anti-suffrage wisdom, BHI fantasy, real Jewish ancestry, and genetic predisposition.The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 8, 2026 ADGUEST LINKS x.com/crishaunthedon - youtube.com/@themisfitnation - rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:54) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:06:06) 🐍 God’s protection* (0:06:48) 📞 HADEN, CA: Sorry I felt aggressive* (0:12:32) H: JLP staying in the country* (0:14:26) 📞 RONNIE, OH: South Africa question…?* (0:32:43) 📞 JEFF, LA: Israel-Trump? Soleimani nieces! Ihan daddy* (0:35:31) 🙋‍♂️ Crishaun the Don, The Misfit Nation* (0:39:28) Disappointed in Iran ceasefire? Bad results from good moves* (0:42:43) Rescue mission. Trump’s success… Art of the Deal* (0:46:36) 📞 WILLIAM III: Not willy-nilly war; History doesn’t pay a dime* (0:52:00) W: South Africa* (0:54:59) 💬 Coffee… Greggatron* (0:58:59) 💬 Coffees… JC, N-word* (1:03:14) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn* (1:07:32) 💬 Coffee: Ronnie, American? Trump Obamacare? SkillKill on Greggatron* (1:11:14) 📞 MEADE, Richmond: B-day, Confederate History* (1:12:35) M: Women against women voting; Catharine Beecher* (1:18:38) M: S—gue of S—n,* (1:19:57) 🗒️ Reform Jews? What John meant…* (1:23:08) Do they know they’re misinterpreting* (1:24:08) 💬 Coffee: Cesar: Did Iran want a deal?* (1:27:50) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn* (1:33:02) 💬 South Africa pronounced in Dutch / Afrikaans* (1:33:30) 📞 SKRILL, Misfit Nation: Apology to Gigatron; SA history* (1:36:32) 📞 BOBBY, TX: BHI vs modern Jewish populations* (1:41:34) B: Being into race…* (1:44:26) B: Prone to different things…* (1:46:01) 📞 MAZE, Dayton, OH: telling people what to do?* (1:49:50) M: Crishaun explains… more mess* (1:53:38) 💬 Supers / Closing🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/8/hake-wed-4-8-26 3🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/8/jlp-wed-4-8-26🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/4/8/punchie-tv-ep-082-wed-4-8-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Trump vs Iran: We’ll see! Civil War history revisited. Did you vote for war or “mass deportations”? Praise be to Allah. 14th Amendment: regrets?The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 7, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:47) Crazy ese, or essay!* (0:05:03) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:07:35) 📞 MIT, Australia: Jesse Q; Trump, Iran, unintelligible* (0:18:11) 📞 DANIEL, TX: Conspiracy: Civil War coulda gone either way* (0:21:54) D: Ungrateful. Rebellion results… Porter Alexander* (0:29:00) 🗣️ ERIC, AZ vs DANIEL: Gen Lee, Sherman’s March* (0:33:07) E vs D: Resentment, Division* (0:35:04) D vs E: Most trying time, two modern nations* (0:36:15) E vs D: Don’t need laws. Intelligentsia. Religious order.* (0:37:21) D vs E: Every man’s labor belongs to every man. Napoleon, not Marx* (0:40:13) E vs D: Enlightenment, not just Christian* (0:47:37) E vs D: Trying to wrap up…* (0:49:37) E vs D: Resentment… stamping out Confederates* (0:51:42) D vs E: Lincoln conspiracy?* (0:52:57) 📞 WILLIAM III: Vice Mayor k’d; Philly arrests; Somalia* (1:00:38) W: Trump Iran war; Trump tax cuts* (1:05:09) 📞 MARK, L.A.: 14th Amendment; Iran war* (1:09:12) M: Mass Deportations vs Iran war* (1:20:43) 📞 HADEN, TX… Trump: Praise be to Allah?* (1:26:30) H: GOP midterms? …* (1:29:29) H: Birthright citizenship* (1:32:41) 💬 Supers: YouTube: Nasa vs Nasha* (1:37:18) 💬 Supers, Coffees…* (1:44:16) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn, Cesar* (1:52:37) Shoutouts, Closing🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/7/hake-tue-4-7-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/7/jlp-tue-4-7-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Trump cussed at Iran. Consanguineous marriages. Police chase tactics vs fleeing suspects. Life as a refugee or deportee. Don’t go personal: Don’t talk culture?The Hake Report, Monday, April 6, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:03:26) News… Our guys rescued* (0:05:38) Trump cussed on Truth Social* (0:07:03) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:08:19) 📞 JEFF, LA: In—st* (0:11:28) Consanguineous marriages* (0:14:36) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Mary Rice Hopkins* (0:16:42) M: Easter. Don’t call me traitor!* (0:19:51) 📞 BOBBY, TX: Marrying cousins for inheritance, hold onto wealth; stereotypes; Muhammad* (0:25:26) B: Spiritual canon, what makes BHI true?* (0:26:35) 🗞️ Fatal police chases: Let them chase, let them expend!* (0:35:50) 🗞️ ORR situation with 3yo daughter* (0:39:07) 🗞️ Deported to Uganda as third country* (0:41:58) 📞 TORY, CA: Police chases are ego; stories: Suspend chase policy* (0:48:19) T: Story: Guy took advantage of it!* (0:53:07) T: no serial killers anymore* (0:54:15) 📞 RYAN, IL: Apologies to Ocala, no threats please* (0:56:43) R: Rescue in Iran; CA high-speed rail; Artemis II moon trip* (1:01:22) R… Would you go to space?* (1:03:52) R: Don’t go personal, don’t talk about r—e,* (1:07:56) R: Arrests: Philly fake cafe; Teacher-child, AR; Trans color* (1:14:23) R: white population, nonviolent statistics, police* (1:18:28) R: Druski–Erika Kirk* (1:20:13) 📞 JOHN, KY: 14th Amendment… Fools, I—t for Christ* (1:26:43) J: BHI canon?* (1:32:34) 💬 Supers… enunciate OMT* (1:40:07) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn, Ronnie, Popcorn* (1:48:32) 💬 Chat shoutouts, DLive* (1:49:24) 📞 ROBERT, KS: Trump so smart, yeah right* (1:53:34) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/6/hake-mon-4-6-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/6/jlp-mon-4-6-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

NYT: avuncular Ayatollah. Marginalized Internet shutting down. Lee on the peculiar institution. A nation is a people. Bifurcated view of different peoples: New Orleans footchase story! “THE” crime statistic, per good-at-math caller?The Hake Report, Friday, April 3, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:16) 🗞️ US jet shot down… Trump: Say UNC, Avuncular* (0:07:53) 🎶 Hey, guys! Knowledge Is Poison - Hake tee* (0:10:44) 📞 DANIEL, TX: Movie references.* (0:12:45) D: Azzmador-JLP interview: Andrew Anglin* (0:18:35) D: Art in OH, GGW* (0:21:15) D: Lee letter to wife re: Slavery; Kentucky is beautiful* (0:27:42) 📞 HADEN, TX: “KFC”; Pam Bondi out* (0:33:05) H: Popcorn: “my people,” my nation …* (0:41:17) H: Pride?* (0:42:07) 📞 DAVID, Ocala: Bad News Bears* (0:46:06) D: Ticked at callers talking about wives, very provocative* (0:53:40) D: Bless Israel? Iran war? Pat Tillman… Fragging?* (1:02:06) 💬 Supers: YT* (1:04:03) 💬 Coffees…* (1:08:47) 💬 Supers…* (1:12:00) 📞 TORY, CA: Sheltered from “fiends”;* (1:20:15) T: bifurcated view; Liberal education almost k’d me; Hispanics* (1:24:51) 💬 Coffees… escape!* (1:32:55) 🚫 ALEX, CA: get back to me* (1:33:18) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Psalm 22; Israelites, Sunblock, Jesus* (1:37:34) R: Go elsewhere* (1:38:38) R: Ryan, John…* (1:41:51) R: black-on-black crime “statistic” confusion* (1:44:58) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Nation? Size of countries* (1:50:07) Pre-Outro* (1:50:40) 📞 ALEX, CA: Don’t understand one another* (1:53:23) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/3/hake-fri-4-3-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/3/jlp-fri-4-3-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Rocket deniers: God said don’t go to space? Is it wrong to be a proud black man in America? Who lacks self-awareness? Jaden Ivey: No preaching in the NBA!The Hake Report, Thursday, April 2, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:46) News…* (0:04:58) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:07:13) 📞 ROB, NorCal, single father, own business* (0:09:26) R: Rocket fake, can’t see stars* (0:17:24) 📞 ART, OH: COVID-19 shenanigans, white Americans* (0:26:02) A: Loyalty, not betrayal… Love for black Americans* (0:28:56) A: Haden, Mark, meet honorable black people; Ryan, read the room* (0:32:10) A: Respect native American black people* (0:33:59) A: Trump at Supreme Court, birthright citizenship; dual citizenship* (0:37:29) A: NBA player kicked out for Christian preaching?* (0:39:05) 🗣️ NBA story: Jaden Ivey, Colin Kaepernick* (0:43:09) 📞 JOSH, GA: Can talk with anybody, unprovoked* (0:50:10) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Welfare, Prov 30: 15… intentions* (0:52:35) A: Suspicious space pics: Psalm 115: 16, Don’t go to heavens…?* (0:58:21) A: Trump not Christian? Immorality, end times* (1:04:53) A: Apocryphal books, pig DNA in corn* (1:06:31) A: Emergency Room Covid test up the nose, “all about money”* (1:08:17) 💬 Coffees…* (1:11:03) 💬 Popcorn: Self-awareness, into one’s race?* (1:15:41) 💬 Rumble: Liberation Day* (1:17:32) 📞 HADEN, TX: Proud black man in USA? My people, self-awareness* (1:23:00) H: Jaden Ivey, NBA, Adam Silver, culture against freedom, white* (1:29:54) H: Mark Levin vs Our Future President on MAGA* (1:33:50) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Shoutout to men* (1:40:31) 💬 Coffees, go back? Supers, Rumble* (1:41:40) 📞 RYAN, IL: Sorry y’all don’t* (1:48:43) 💬 Supers…* (1:51:00) 📞 BOBBY, TX: BHI; go on Whatever* (1:53:56) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/2/hake-thu-4-2-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/2/jlp-thu-4-2-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

People have no love. “Know” about Israel; how about Iran? Green bench: Hake, successfully race-baited! “Chopped,” good or bad! Iryna Zarutska mural take-down: “Controversial”The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 1, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:00:40) April Fools! … Disclaimer* (0:05:35) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:08:22) 📞 RYAN, IL: No love! Demons!* (0:14:40) 📞 HADEN, TX: Projection* (0:19:05) H: Convenient slaves of Christ’s people* (0:21:11) H: NJF misses Obama? Know about Israel, but how about Iran?* (0:25:42) H: Iran, USA, Israel* (0:30:31) H: UN Resolution about “gravest of crimes”* (0:33:32) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: One, no malice. Another, crashing out.* (0:38:21) W III: Speculation. Common sense.* (0:41:24) W III: Sunblock* (0:42:14) 📞 GREGGATRON, Midwest: Hake race-baited!* (0:45:34) G: Yesterday: “What about, What if, GGW”? Public fighting. Stretching!* (0:49:34) G: Iryna Zarutska mural to be taken down?* (0:52:41) G: “Rizz” … “Chopped” as a good haircut …* (0:56:34) G: “body is tea”... kids using lingo* (0:59:15) G: How you do your show?* (1:03:15) 💬 Supers from yesterday* (1:05:40) 💬 Popcorn on hypothetical lemons from used car boss* (1:12:55) 🎥 Iryna Zarutska news report* (1:19:35) 💬 Coffees…. Mike, Chris, Based, Sion…* (1:29:18) 📞 ALLEN, MI: JLP: Women everywhere! Gluten-free* (1:33:20) A: Wildness… Peroxide hair* (1:34:48) A: Bless Israel? Our blessings?* (1:37:21) 🗣️ Blessed people bless Israel* (1:38:07) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Used car salesmanship* (1:39:57) W 7: Artemis II* (1:44:30) W 7: Moon landing, I know it didn’t happen, biblical references* (1:48:26) 💬 Supers, Coffees… END🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/1/hake-wed-4-1-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/1/jlp-wed-4-1-26🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog on Hake https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/4/1/punchie-tv-ep-081-wed-4-1-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Judging the heart and mind of your fellow man: Y’all never talk about CWP’s (Caucasian White People), but they do it too! BTW: FE debunked: Light DOES bend!The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 31, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:05:50) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:07:35) 💬 Supers: Mirages* (0:13:16) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Gluten, Celiac Disease, Wife* (0:16:35) D: Ruined pizza night, sick of Broccoli, H.W. Bush* (0:19:20) D: Gas prices racket; Home prices* (0:22:30) D: Crises make money; You’re just tax revenue to govt; Trump?* (0:25:02) 🗣️ JOHN, KY vs D: Do you talk about whites?* (0:31:07) DAVID: White people too…* (0:33:15) D: Stories of black friends* (0:35:37) D: David’s call got them riled! Wed 3-25-26* (0:38:30) D: Story …* (0:40:25) 💬 Super: misjudgin’* (0:41:16) 📞 ART, OH: Ladies in leadership, schools, “bad kids”* (0:45:37) A: Sometimes offended; teens jobs given away* (0:48:26) A: Hake on not following the trends* (0:49:40) A: Story as a kid, not participating with bad kids* (0:51:31) A: Tiffany Henyard, acting Republican; don’t trust them!* (0:53:44) A: AI “Alpha School”* (0:55:52) 📞 AL, AR: Offended by silly things; Suspicion at stores; Facts* (0:58:46) AL: AI warning, lack of skills in America* (1:00:49) AL: Judging others’ hearts; Work, dignity; Comparing people* (1:04:00) AL: Schools for girls, black girl magic* (1:05:58) AL: JLP, Booker T Washington, entitled attitudes, be in demand* (1:08:54) 🗣️ MAZE, OH vs AL: You talking to a CWP* (1:10:37) MAZE vs AL: black doctors, black women in childbirth* (1:13:44) M vs A: Ab—tion 50M black Americans; culture* (1:15:22) M vs A: Hillary twerking? Black Girl Magic* (1:19:01) MAZE: Ancestors, Ghana pushed UN resolution* (1:21:17) UN resolution “gravest of crimes”* (1:23:57) 💬 Super: CSAL* (1:24:42) 💬 Coffees… Popcorn again, and Michael traitor* (1:31:55) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Trump on funerals; Young death; AIPAC, Western Wall* (1:37:06) Z: Loyalty?* (1:39:27) Z: Loyalty for Trump?* (1:47:07) Z: Erika mad about Druski; bullet mismatch* (1:49:37) Z: Don’t vote Democrat* (1:50:33) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Godfather? Sunblock invention? Jesus? John 8: 54* (1:53:13) 📞 RYAN, IL… BYE, y’all!🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/31/hake-tue-3-31-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/31/jlp-tue-3-31-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Human rights for “migrants” vs our nations. Israel, protecting Catholics, restricts Palm Sunday. Trump: Sharpies save money. Folic acid mandate to prevent Latino birth defects.The Hake Report, Monday, March 30, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:03:10) 💬 Super: Empirical* (0:13:43) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:15:51) 🗞️ Migration and law: US and EU* (0:28:16) 🗞️ Israel looking out for their Christians…* (0:36:30) Complicated business: Thanks, Anchor Baby* (0:38:38) 🎥 Trump: Sharpies save money (CSPAN) …* (0:46:02) 💬 Super: What good is FE? Unvaxxed?* (0:49:09) 🗞️ Folic acid against birth defects* (0:54:34) 🗞️ Press freedom / Folic acid continued* (1:01:36) 📞 AMY, TX: Folic acid synthetic. Bread had folate naturally.* (1:08:30) A: Fast food with fiber; pregnancy* (1:12:01) A: Autism, inflammation* (1:17:57) A: Mexican food, Corn* (1:21:00) 📞 ALLEN, MI: gluten-free, wheat fiddling since ‘40s* (1:27:44) Anchor Baby coming* (1:28:30) 💬 Cesar: Funding Hamas* (1:34:40) 💬 Popcorn: Far-left AP* (1:38:40) 💬 Chris: One lady eating tortillas, make a law* (1:40:42) 💬 Cesar: Naturally high folate foods* (1:41:50) 💬 Supers YouTube* (1:45:36) 📞 RICK, VA: Iran rain down fire; Strait of Hormuz* (1:52:32) 💬 Popcorn: Economy collapsing per Allen* (1:53:08) 🎥 Ron Paul 2009, Hamas created by Israel🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/30/hake-mon-3-30-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/30/jlp-mon-3-30-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

We don’t mean harm talking about y’all! But y’all are offended, talking about us! Hake’s Friday shirt. Oil crisis and gas prices. FE and space denial debate!The Hake Report, Friday, March 27, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start: Headlines* (0:02:59) Disclaimer* (0:07:26) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:10:49) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Grew up with black people; Gap Band* (0:13:46) D: NJF won’t be Prez!* (0:17:04) D: Anger… Florida Gators* (0:19:19) D: Leslie Jones; Future Prez* (0:21:35) 📞 RYAN, IL: I was offended at “Ocala”; Restaurant bill ladies DTLA* (0:26:39) R: “Us”?* (0:30:27) R: Miss Erika Kirk said Charlie would do it again…* (0:34:41) R: Believe in God? One God?* (0:38:28) R: Closing* (0:39:56) 💬 Super: Fri shirt* (0:40:33) 📞 ROB, NorCal: Rio to Sidney* (0:51:01) ROB: Moon landing? Earthrise?* (0:56:42) ROB: Sherlock Holmes quote* (0:58:10) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: spring break; fentanyl wife* (1:04:39) S: China fentanyl, Opium… CHUMP* (1:08:00) S: Oil, gasoline prices* (1:09:21) S: We weren’t scared in the 80s, but the 40s-50s* (1:13:16) S: Jesus* (1:14:02) 📞 WILLIAM III* (1:19:01) 💬 Coffees: Scott Ritter* (1:25:49) 💬 Coffees: Druski, Cesar, Eric on value of women* (1:30:57) 💬 Coffees: Eric on offense* (1:33:02) 💬 Popcorn on sanity* (1:36:28) 💬 Super: Shirt is nice* (1:36:59) 📞 JAMES, KY: entertaining; Hake’s take on gasoline* (1:40:36) J: Oil runs the world… high demand* (1:46:46) J: Trump and Strait of Hormuz; Fracking* (1:48:05) J: Fracking…* (1:50:01) 💬 Super: Rumble Rant attacking Rob; Ko-Fi* (1:52:58) 📞 MAZE, OH…* (1:54:15) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/27/hake-fri-3-27-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/27/jlp-fri-3-27-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

More shrill voices on Trump’s Christianity and anti-war propaganda over Iran: Chicken Little cried, “The sky is falling!” Is that Scott Ritter? Lady called ICE on her roofers she didn’t pay?!The Hake Report, Thursday, March 26, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:04:38) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:07:03) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Bibi manly? Stop. How’s Iran war?* (0:10:42) M: Trump not Christian…? War unpopularity* (0:19:54) M: Oil toll, Hormuz Strait… Chicken Little, the sky is falling* (0:26:06) M: No JD Vance, Theil puppet* (0:27:22) M: Trump 2016 vs Trump 2026?* (0:27:44) 📞 JEFF, LA: Covid test isolation, setup for AI, robots* (0:32:21) 📞 ZENNY, Canada too far gone! Distraction* (0:35:14) Z: Enlistment cutoff from raised to 42* (0:39:26) Z: 🎥 IG on strike, Strait of Hormuz prediction, Hegseth “criminal”?* (0:43:30) Z: Can’t know about the girls’ school* (0:49:10) Z: Stop the bad guys* (0:53:15) 💬 Supers YT … Rumble…* (0:59:36) 💬 Streamlabs BQ, Coffees: Cesar* (1:02:34) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn: lady called ICE on her roofers* (1:09:05) 🗣️ Popcorn, micro view vs big picture* (1:11:50) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Christian? Druski 🎥 as Erika Kirk 🫣* (1:17:25) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Restaurant bill incident; Careful what you say* (1:20:44) A: No expectation on Trump; Hake forum; War evil…* (1:25:00) A: Destruction of ancient technology, civilization self-cannibalizing* (1:31:27) 📞 MARI, CA: Hi, daughter, physical therapy* (1:36:54) 📞 RYAN, IL: Erika didn’t do it* (1:41:33) R: Ocala channeling …* (1:44:12) 💬 Super: Fit? Streamlabs JBP 60* (1:46:22) 💬 Coffee: Look into Scott Ritter* (1:51:48) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn hole in narrative* (1:53:53) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/26/hake-thu-3-26-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/26/jlp-thu-3-26-26🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog on Hake https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/3/25/punchie-tv-ep-080-wed-3-25-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Don’t worry over nothing. What are you paying for gasoline? Are you still with Trump? Is he not Christian? Melbourne, FL: Democrats and crime? Dershowitz or Fuentes?The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 25, 2026 AD CLIP: Trump’s Spirit, the Real Key to His Support (10-min) - YouTube - Rumble - BitChute 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:43) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:06:38) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Daytona spring break; Dallas arrests; Leslie Jones SNL* (0:12:31) D: JLP credit: Don’t worry about something that hasn’t happened; BLK 365* (0:16:18) D: Proud of race; Different ethnicities; black names; vape* (0:19:44) D: Name-calling, theology* (0:21:37) D: Iran, Blue Oyster Cult, Divine Wind; Iran war, DHS, TSA* (0:29:16) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Roadhouse; Arabic Church* (0:35:34) 📞 HADEN, TX: Osama Jesus* (0:37:39) H: Trump support: 80-percent?* (0:42:20) H: Trump’s spirit… Thomas Massie? MTG? Israel…* (0:49:57) H: Cheap gas! $2.45 Driving fun…* (0:51:34) H: Markwayne Mullin; Kristi Noem; Marco Rubio* (0:53:45) H: Marco Rubio distrust* (0:55:55) 📞 ALEX, CA: $6.50 gallon gas; Sea Moss gel: vitamins, fiber* (0:58:12) A: City, suburban, rural: property taxes* (1:01:24) 📞 ARDENE, CO: Bearing false witness against Trump* (1:13:06) 💬 Supers / Coffees: Mike…* (1:15:32) 💬 Coffees: Anthony, Cesar* (1:19:05) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn* (1:24:14) 💬 Coffees…* (1:24:59) 💬 YT Supers… baklava vs balaclava* (1:27:30) 💬 Rumble: Feminist talking Christianity* (1:29:14) 💬 YT Super: How do we benefit?* (1:31:07) 📞 ABDULLAH, TX: Why resist logic? JLP, Trump* (1:36:25) A: Good old days* (1:40:28) 💬 Rumble Rants / Popcorn / YT Super* (1:45:00) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Dem or Pro-Israel Repub?* (1:52:04) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Best, Worst of Times; ISIS destroying monuments* (1:54:13) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/25/hake-wed-3-25-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/25/jlp-wed-3-25-26🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog by Hake https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/3/25/punchie-tv-ep-080-wed-3-25-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict –📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Trump on Mueller: True freedom of speech. Hake’s Israel-Iran “epistemology” gets criticized. Differences between Future Prez and TC, and that gal. OF founder RIP, 43.The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 24, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:01) 💬 Supers/Rumble Rants* (0:08:31) 🎶 Hey, guys! Helicopter* (0:10:17) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Thought on Trump, “glad he’s d—.”* (0:21:09) R: Respect? “Glad.” James 3, taming the tongue* (0:27:30) R: Mark turning on Trump* (0:30:12) R: South Africa, Mali, Ghana, Botswana* (0:30:39) 🗒️ Polls on the war* (0:35:48) 📖 James 3 the tongue* (0:37:06) 🚫 ALEXIS* (0:37:40) 📞 JEFF, LA: SAVE Act, back-handed insult; ICE, TSA, Epstein files* (0:42:44) 📞 ALEXIS, CA: Trump honest about Mueller; Tongue scripture* (0:46:58) A: Israel* (0:48:19) A: Jesus’ color, “wool,” reading into it* (0:53:18) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Bibi, Ghengis Khan, Jesus; Lebanon* (1:02:44) Z: Iran discussion…* (1:06:08) Z: Support for Trump on what? Immigration vs Iran, Epistemology* (1:11:39) Z: Imagine Israel having more power than USA; Charlie Kirk, NJF* (1:15:46) 📞 MARK, L.A.: turned on Trump; Immigration enforcement* (1:20:14) M: Putting Tucker in jail? Talking to Iran?* (1:22:00) M: Candy, loving Israel* (1:27:01) 📞 TERRI, OR: Iran’s culture… they’re human too* (1:33:38) 💬 Super: Ko-Fi, Fanny Kelly and Oatman girls* (1:36:29) 💬 Coffees: Mike* (1:39:12) 💬 Coffees: Eric … Shmorn gone at 43! NJF* (1:43:38) 💬 Supers: YT* (1:45:54) 💬 Coffees… Cesar, Popcorn, more* (1:54:04) 🙋‍♂️ Outro: Priority callers🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/24/hake-tue-3-24-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/24/jlp-tue-3-24-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

The Hake Report, Monday, March 23, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:35) Iran war, Mueller RIP* (0:06:07) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:08:29) 🗞️ DHS, ICE, LaGuardia Airport* (0:13:33) 📞 JOHN, KY: Any criticism of Israel, Trump?* (0:19:40) J: Joe Kent; War* (0:23:35) 📞 MARK: Kent, Tucker, Trump being used* (0:27:01) M: Is Bibi manly?* (0:29:48) M: They got Trump like Joe McCarthy* (0:31:07) M: Israel’s ways … control of the Middle East?* (0:34:43) M: Kirk assassination, Joe Kent theory* (0:39:12) M: Trump, Zionism, Islam groups; world communism* (0:42:48) M: Iran vs Israel, Russia vs USA; SAVE Act vs RINOs* (0:46:01) 📞 MIT, Australia: UAE, etc. Camel Spiders* (0:49:36) MIT: Q: Iraq, Afghanistan, what’s going on?* (0:56:56) MIT: Peace on earth* (0:57:56) 🗞️ Not winning the war* (1:03:22) 💬 Coffees: Eric, Popcorn on Mueller RIP, Trump* (1:11:08) 💬 Coffees: Haden, Shroud of Turin imaging* (1:14:00) 💬 Coffees: Cesar Trump faked wanting Iran deal? …* (1:20:30) 💬 Popcorn pressed Hake to answer: Biblical celebration?* (1:23:50) 💬 YT Supers…* (1:25:30) 🎥 Bibi quotes Will Durant* (1:28:32) 💬 Coffees: Cesar: Iran trustworthy? Popcorn: Defend Trump? …* (1:33:07) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Esau, Red, Karl Marx, Communism* (1:37:46) A: Amalek, Cannibals… Haman the Agagite* (1:47:16) 📞 DAVID, TX: Iran strike on US-UK base Diego Garcia* (1:52:33) 📞 ABDULLAH, TX: Be thankful to live in USA, love Trump* (1:54:26) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/23/hake-mon-3-23-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/23/jlp-mon-3-23-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

News: RIP Chuck Norris; Space ship slow roll; Trump’s next top guys. Caller turns on Trump because of Hake and Israel?! The late Cesar Chavez gets MeToo’d from the 60s.The Hake Report, Friday, March 20, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:05:41) 📸 Chuck Norris, RIP* (0:12:06) 🎶 Hey, guys! Chuck met Trump!* (0:17:43) 🎥 Artemis II rollout* (0:20:59) 🗞️ News…. Amazon phone, Ibuprofen, China* (0:25:29) 🗞️ Judge for trans care against HHS RFK* (0:29:42) 🗞️ Markwayne Mullin, “Native American”* (0:33:37) 🗣️ Marco Rubio will he overcome?* (0:36:53) 💬 Coffees… Mike on Trump “glazing”* (0:43:58) 💬 Coffee: Greggatron on Allen* (0:45:37) 📞 MARK, L.A.: I don’t support Trump; You don’t run your show right* (0:50:45) M: “White Guilt”; SAVE Act; MAGA is divided over Israel* (0:53:40) M: No right to exist… Why did you switch?* (0:57:00) M: Joe Kent* (1:00:54) M: Israel will control Middle East oil* (1:03:49) M: Mass Amnesty? Working with Antifa* (1:08:06) 📞 JEFF, LA: Joe Kent was Dem;* (1:11:20) J: Why Canadian callers badmouth Trump?* (1:13:56) 📞 TERRI, OR: Cesar Chavez street renaming in PDX* (1:23:00) T: Epstein, Jimmy Page, R. Kelly, groupies* (1:28:00) T: Dolores Huerta …* (1:34:49) 📞 HADEN, TX: Shroud of Turin… Jesus spiritual* (1:40:49) H: Christianity in America, losing our religion* (1:42:45) H: Jesus 3D imaging* (1:44:00) 📞 JOHN, KY: POC Jesus. Mark on Trump. Love Israel.* (1:46:49) 💬 Coffees…* (1:52:36) 💬 Supers… END!🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/20/hake-fri-3-20-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/20/jlp-fri-3-20-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Trump, looking out for Iran, Israel, and Qatar! Wild-haired boy: “Hey, Lebron, can you sign my shoe? Please?” IG: Tornadoes and hail footage. Callers try to wake Hake up about Israel, Epstein, Trump.The Hake Report, Thursday, March 19, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:37) 🗒️ Trump Truth: warning to Iran, Israel … shoutouts* (0:09:54) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:11:45) 💬 Coffees… Mike, Gregg* (0:14:22) 💬 Greggatron: Don’t say H-man, say the real name!* (0:18:26) 💬 Popcorn 🎥 Lebron, please?* (0:24:15) 🎥 IG tornadoes* (0:30:48) 🎥 IG Hail!* (0:33:31) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Storms* (0:36:32) A: Stimulating callers* (0:38:08) A: Shroud of Turin doubt; cloth was expensive; fabrication, not fake; Catholics, Lutherans; rosary “worry beads”* (0:41:43) A: Stories: Man bought his wife a “golden calf”...* (0:46:52) 💬 Popcorn on CROWN act and “natural” hair* (0:57:01) 💬 Supers, Rumble Rants: Tax cuts* (0:58:51) 💬 Diamond: Watermelon shirt yesterday* (1:00:54) 💬 Rumble Rants yesterday: Trump UN ‘17 Iran; King of the World; Remittances* (1:03:32) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Trump, Iran* (1:14:55) Z: Trump’s daughter … Christian…* (1:19:51) Z: Trump snake oil salesman: Iran, Epstein, Immigration* (1:24:24) 🗣️ COURTNEY, UT and Z: Trump became Jewish* (1:29:41) C & Z: Epstein lies…* (1:33:31) C: mess, gossip, rumors, self awareness* (1:37:11) 💬 Super… including MORE from yesterday* (1:39:43) 💬 Popcorn on Michael Jordan* (1:42:15) 📞 MARK, FL: Trump going into Iran, Christians on Israel* (1:53:50) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/19/hake-thu-3-19-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/19/jlp-thu-3-19-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Several headlines: AI Bibi? Juliana “Forget Trump” Stratton, next black female Senator? Iran war propaganda: Trump vs NATO?The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 18, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start 💬 Super* (0:03:18) 🗞️ Headlines… AI Bibi? Bondi… Juliana Stratton* (0:09:55) 🗞️ Pot… That gal more* (0:12:10) 🗞️ More headlines… Iran security chief Ali Larijani, Kant* (0:15:06) 🗞️ Yet more headlines… Babies start deceiving at 8 months?! Spring Break or Easter Vacation* (0:21:05) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:22:27) 📞 MR. PINK, CA: Iran new leader? Lies, Propaganda* (0:37:31) MR. P: Concern for the future; SAVE Act; Fraud* (0:43:15) P: La la la…* (0:43:50) 📞 WILLIAM III… Iran* (0:49:15) W III: FL spring break; Disrupting the neighborhood* (0:54:27) 📞 RONNIE, OH: US shoulda asked first… Oil, Opium* (1:04:33) R: Obama vs Trump on war with low ratings* (1:06:42) 📞 ART, OH: Eat, but won’t help! Trump vs NATO* (1:10:47) A: Go Karts, cash register; Crisean Rock pregnancy alleged mess* (1:20:36) 💬 Coffees: Mike on Ryan; Cesar on immigrants, homeless* (1:31:09) 💬 Coffees: Chris: Juliana Stratton’s Forget Trump ad!* (1:34:36) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn on Joe Kent, Our Future President* (1:46:34) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn on Godfather and the Suggestion Box* (1:48:53) 📞 ALAN, FL: Save the beagles* (1:54:12) Outro: Missed your Rumble Rants, Supers!🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/18/hake-wed-3-18-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/18/jlp-wed-3-18-26🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog on Hake https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/3/18/punchie-tv-episode-079-wed-3-18-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Callers vent about Israel, Iran war, and white Americans. Is Islam closer to Christianity than Judaism? Can a brother walk in the suburb with a boombox without fear?The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 17, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:06:00) 🎶 Hey, guys* (0:07:51) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Stop supporting Trump* (0:10:34) Z: Muslims’ vs Jews’ belief about Jesus* (0:14:35) Z: Muslims closer to Christianity* (0:16:13) Z: Mark Levin and Trump* (0:22:09) Z: Israel birthrates… Family and culture* (0:30:16) Z: Torpedoed a ship off India; Girls’ school, daughters of IRGC* (0:35:32) Z: Super: Muslims … women’s treatment* (0:39:29) 📞 RYAN, IL: Trump forgetting why we voted for him* (0:46:24) R: Bibi, Trump, loving Israel… “compromised”* (0:49:10) R: Y’all ain’t [acting] human, but evil!* (0:54:10) R: Why no term limits? Trump is overwhelmed* (0:56:46) R: Judging by character?* (0:58:17) R: Walking in your neighborhood* (1:01:40) 💬 Coffees… Mike, Greggatron* (1:05:13) 💬 Coffee: Heat… on Trump wins* (1:08:53) 💬 Coffee: Ronnie … Jesus and Christianity and race? Polk* (1:15:15) 💬 Coffees: Cesar: which women … DR vs Israel* (1:22:39) 💬 Coffees: Chris… Supers…* (1:26:12) 📞 JEFF, LA: USA No. 1 GDP. Truth about the slave trade* (1:28:31) 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: Iran women education contradiction* (1:32:55) A: Shalom and Salem; ‘Isa and Yasu’* (1:35:29) A: Muhammad not in Torah. The Comforter. s/o Omar… Jesus/Esau* (1:39:59) A: Koran, the Bible, the “Word of God,” and talking to Muslims* (1:41:52) A: Ramadan from polytheist Sabians…?* (1:45:00) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Centurion on Jesus, Ephraim tribe in Israel* (1:49:05) 📞 RICK, VA: Different neighborhoods. Chick-Fil-A* (1:52:44) 📞 WILLIAM III: Nothing means nothing! Gas prices in neighborhoods* (1:54:21) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/17/hake-tue-3-17-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/17/jlp-tue-3-17-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe