The Wizard Scroll

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The Wizard Scroll is a podcast written, read, performed and edited all by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: The Legend of Ninetails, Sky Tower Summit, Rayquaza Defeated, Dream Eater, Escape Through the Snow & World Calamity - PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Hidden Land, Hidden Highland, Battle Against Dusknoir & Through the Sea of Time- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Astral Observatory- Majora's Mask OST ; A Presentiment, The Battle, Cursed Earth, The Fierce Battle & Danger- FFV OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And lo, the story begins anew... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Song used: Continue?- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Krystall and Scarletta make their great escape from the Demon Realm with the power of Christmas cheer... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Tim Jennings as Santaur Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Uwa So Holiday, Snowdin Town, Shop, & Snowy- Toby Fox ; A Minor Key Christmas Medley- Chilly Gonzales ; No Copyright Music Christmas Instrumentals ; Christmas Is Here- The Delegates ; O Christmas Tree- Bob Hart ; All I Want for Christmas Is You Ukulele cover- Ukulele Cheats ; Greatest Gift of All- BalloonPlanet ; Vintage Christmas Tale- Young Rich Pixies ; We Wish You a Merry Christmas- idokay Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The villagers of Ashtown have had enough of Azataz the Wize’s torment and tomfoolery, so they collectively decide to march on his tower. However, the old dawdling geezer has a few tricks up his wizard sleeve to send these townsfolk running for their lives… THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann & Scarletta's mother Umbriel's Shadow as several villagers, the Elf Scout & several skelemen Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as several villagers Ace D Wizard as several villagers Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs Used: New GAIA, Peaceful Clearing, Pontiff's Pass, Astral Observatory, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hidden Land & Hidden Highland- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Dream Eater & Magma Cavern Pit- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; The Misty Lake- Ian Post ; The Battle & The Fierce Battle- Final Fantasy V OST ; Death Addder- Golden Axe OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geez, Azataz is sounding a bit different these days... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Gabriel B as Azataz the Wize & Scarletta J Questmann Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: The Fierce Battle- Final Fantasy V OST ; Magma Cavern Pit- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Azataz and his latest abomination set their sights on Ashtown’s remaining populace. The perilous pair are on the prowl, and will not stop their dark hunt until no one is left to stand against them… THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Ace D Wizard as several villagers Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as several villagers Nakita Ivanof as the villager who gets chokeslammed Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: New GAIA, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; The Night Raven- Ian Post ; Planet's Paralysis, Sealed Ruined Pit & Battle Against Dusknoir- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Prologue- Lena Raine ; Personality Quiz, Mt Thunder & Mt Thunder Peak - PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Stuck in the Middle with You cover by Chris Bauso Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Wronghalf the reverse-centaur is tasked with delivering a fanny-pack full of letters to Santaur in time for Christmas. Though his lack of arms, hooves and a torso aren’t making things easy for him… THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Thank you to Dumbgeons & Dragons for sponsoring today's episode! Featuring Umbriel's Shadow as Steve D.T. Carel as Peter Tim Jennings as The Chieftan Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as Goblin #2 Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: New GAIA, Oedo Town, DUNGEON, Outside the Gates, Skytrot & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Family Guy MIDI- KohiHD ; Goron Village & Chase- LoZ Majora's Mask OST ; Frosty Forest, Frosty Grotto & Friend Area Cryptic Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; No Copyright Christmas Music (Free Download) ; Opening Theme- Final Fantasy VI OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Krystall Everfall quests her way through the Frosted Dungeon, deep in the heart of Mount Schytcicle, in search of a most powerful mcguffin indeed... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring: Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gavin Reiser as the Trolls Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: New GAIA, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Spirit of Hospitality, Checking In, In the Mirror, Heart of the Mountain & Prologue- Lena Raine ; Mt. Freeze, Mt. Freeze Peak & Dream Eater- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Circus Minute- Orion Williams; Shop Keep's Suite- Enter the Gungeon OST ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Waterfall Cave- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Metal Crusher, Here We Are & Amalgam- Toby Fox ; Fun Fun Fun- Dimitrix Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall arrives at the final sanctum of the Frosted Dungeon and finds the mcguffin! But the abominable beast lurking about won't give it up without a fight... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring: Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Tim Jennings as Santaur Billy Mays as Himself Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Starjump- Lena Raine ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich Pixies ; Mystifying Forest- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Danger- Final Fantasy V OST ; Bullet Hell Yes, What the Lead Lord Reap & Hulk Melting- doseone ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Winter Bliss- Castle Crashers OST ; Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Uwa So Holiday, Snowdin Town, Shop & Snowy- Toby Fox Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. In the sprawling orc capital city of Wangtown, Gregorc finally manages to lose his virginity, and nothing else important happens I swear... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & Homeless Orc Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator & Mime Krissi Williams as Jess'orca Orcly & Female Orc Gavin Reiser as Pirate Orc Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as Secret Service Orc Umbriel's Shadow as several orcs Pelle Frid as several orcs Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Mt Horn- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Waltz for Europa- Rex Banner ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; sans, Live Report, Death Report & Anticipation- Toby Fox ; Innocent People Don't Run & Hulullúlulu- Art Against Agony ; Storytime at the Rotten Raccoon- Idokay ; Sinister- CK Martin ; JENOVA- Final Fantasy 7 Remake OST ; My Hero (Foo Fighters) MIDI- MidiFileMan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Looks like The Wizard Scroll is BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!! THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.    Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA (World Map), Crestfallen Phantasm & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Hidden Highland- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Cave theme & Hell theme- Diablo OST ; The Tomorrow War- Or Chausha ; Ressurrections- Lena Raine ; One Who Bares Fangs at God- Xenogears OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nightlife expert / bar scientist Don Snapper helps restore the Timberfall Tavern to its former glory... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.    Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Into The Thick Of It- Secret of Mana OST ; In The Dead Of Night- Secret of Mana OST ; Rock Backing Track- Rob Galley ; TV Intro Music- Otho Molina ; Kuritza- Onyx Music ; BBQ- Art Against Agony ; Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hopppaaa- Anthony Vega Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. King Rah'd'ny searches low and high for the Blade of Legend, aka the BFS, aka Big Pointy, aka the Anointed Eviscerator, aka the Dime'a'Dozen, etc...   THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.    Songs used: Escape Velocity- Amie Waters ; New GAIA (World Map), Touchstone, Heaven & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Waterfall Cave- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Fur Kainat- Muma ; Chase & Mayor's Meeting- Majora's Mask OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jinjax has punched his way all the way up to the championship match, but will he have the balls to take the title?   THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.   Songs used: New GAIA, The Dream Begins Outside The Gates, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Fun Fun Fun (Instrumental Version)- Dimitrix ; Party is a Good Idea- CustomMelody ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Anthem of a Quirky Hipster- Rex Banner ; Humans Life Faster Music- Syncro ; Toxic - Asi C ; Real American- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rah'd'ny is after that belt! Will Jinjax be able to contend with his kingly physique and defend his title? THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Bergentruckung, ASGORE & Megalovania- Toby Fox ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Real American- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis) ; Draw Your Sword- Kyle Preston ; Rooftop Rampage, 10th Dimension Lab, & Dingodile- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time for the ultimate showdown: good vs evil, life vs undeath, King Rah'd'ny vs Umbrelei the Lich Queen... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Drums of War- Will Van De Crommert ; Killviertel- Essentials ; Innocent People Don't Run- Three Short Stories ; In The Final- Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story OST ; Dialga's Fight to the Finish! & Through the Sea of Time- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Run- Youth ; War Paint- Rhythm Scott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Things get a little bit hectic when Krystall, Scarletta, & Schmoe take a visit to the old watering hole... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Shivoham- ARKA ; Like a Butterfly- Gan Raveh Ensemble ; Mas Feliz del Mundo- Ofir Atar ; For a Fistful of Spaghetti- Semo ; Siftah- Sahara ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The gang's search for the Ancient Alien stash of sci-fi stuff continues with the help of some of the locals... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Check out Dads Doing Nerd Shit Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Tomb Town- Crash Tag Team Racing OST ; Huff N Puff's Theme, Dry Dry Desert, Dry Dry Ruins- Paper Mario OST ; Mas Feliz del Mundo- Ofir Atar ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Krystall & Scarletta spend some quality time stranded in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile, Schmoe continues the search for the Ancient Aliens' stash of sci-fi stuff... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Meta Crystal (from Super Smash Bros), SILPH6 & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Han Tyumi the Confused Cyborg & The River (Live At Red Rocks '22)- KGLW ; The One Eyed Captain- Ian Post ; Thank you- Atronach's Aura ; Mas Feliz del Mundo- Ofir Atar Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall's in peril! Will Scarletta and Schmoe be able to save her from the dastardly clutches of the Cool as Heck Orange Paladins? THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Local Forecast (Slower)- Kevin MacLeod ; Umbra- Amie Waters ; Pushing Onwards- VVVVVV OST ; Pyramid Pass- CTTR OST ; Cavern Catastrophe, Totem Hokem & Uka Uka- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Desert Theme- Super Monkey Ball OST ; Sad Sun- Paper Mario OST ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices