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Comedian Jessi Cruickshank HAS A PODCAST! Because she needed a safe space to talk about EVERYTHING without getting in trouble. Each week, she’ll give her hot takes on what’s happening in the world, in her home and in Pop Culture. But when she wants to dive deeper, learn more, or just understand important things like Who the F*&# is Bhad Bhabie? She’ll get to Phone a Friend! This can be a real-life friend, a celebrity friend, a sassy tween, a serious news anchor, a gay man who knows about The Real Housewives, a straight man who knows about sports, or the only person she could find who actually got Taylor Swift tickets.
The conversations might last three minutes or the entire episode. They can be deep or petty, but they’ll all be eye-opening and HILARIOUS. New episodes drop EVERY THURSDAY wherever you get your podcasts! And if you read this entire description, you’re pretty much obligated to CLICK SUBSCRIBE and leave a 5 STAR REVIEW!
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It’s the SEASON 3 PREMIERE! Tears will run down your cheeks AND thighs at the triumphant return of “Jason My Producer!” Jessi and Jason have SO MUCH to catch up on- Sabrina Carpenter’s new album is out and the lyrics are SHOCKING-especially when sung by Jessi’s 8 year olds. A new study reveals that 77% of Gen Zers bring their parents to their job interviews. Yes, you read that right. Jessi will discuss WITHOUT her parents. Plus! Sydney Sweeney has ‘good genes’ and a bad new boyfriend. Ciara’s daughter dropped a bomb about her mom in a new interview and Jessi is SEETHING WITH JEALOUSY over Meghan and Harry’s children. Can you guess why? ALL WILL BE REVEALED in the Season 3 Premiere of Phone A Friend! The INBOX is OPEN! Leave Jessi a voicemail about ANYTHING, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This episode is a Real Life Boogie and a Real Life Hoedown as Jessi tries to convince Jason to listen to Beyonce’s COWBOY CARTER (instead of Melissa Joan Hart’s Sabrina The Teenage Witch Soundtrack). Then, she thirsts after, I mean, discusses the appeal of Travis Kelce’s “Dad Bod” in the name of SCIENCE, a Tik Tok therapist explains why listening to Pitbull is good for our mental health, Ariana Madix is the bad guy now and how much would you pay for the Titanic door? Plus! Jessi lied last week when she said flying alone with three kids was easy. The flight home was a disaster, Jessi explains why she had to PAY the woman sitting in front of her. As always, CALL JESSI OUT on anything, ask a question or just say Hi! HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Turns out it wasn’t The Masked Singer. This week, Jessi (and the WORLD) issue a formal apology to Kate Middleton. Then, Rebel Wilson joins the #MEANtoo Movement and calls out yet another A-List A-Hole. Plus! Would you work out with your partner NAKED and when is the last time you PEED YOUR PANTS? Apparently game show contestants do it… A LOT. All of this is coming to you LIVE from Vancouver, BC where Jessi has flown ALONE WITH THREE KIDS. She survived to tell you all why it wasn’t actually so bad. (don’t tell Evan). As always, leave Jessi a Voicemail about ANYTHING, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It’s the episode Jessi has waited ALL WEEK A LIFETIME to record! She’s giving ALL the insider details about being at the Justin Timberlake concert when *NSYNC performed together for the first time in 20 years! Warning: She did BLACK OUT for most of the performance, but she’s piecing it back together for YOU. Plus, was the new *NSYNC single rejected from the TROLLS soundtrack? Jessi has EVIDENCE that it was. Then- we get into Royal News! Kate Middleton is back (or is she?) Prince William had an affair (or did he?) and will you buy Meghan Markle's legume-based spreads? Jessi watched Love Is Blind Season 6 and turns out, Love is NOT Blind, nor does it look like Meghan Fox. Plus, we dive into the Oprah Ozempic Special and it will change your perspective on weight loss. All that AND a voicemail about John Cena?! Let’s DO THIS. As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1It’s our SEASON 2 PREMIERE!! To celebrate, Jessi reunites with Heidi Montag for the first time in 10 years to clear the air. Did Heidi HATE The After Show? What did she REALLY think of Dan and Jessi? Was Spencer ACTUALLY a threat to their safety at the series finale? Does Heidi still want to be the new Michael Jackson? All that, and SHOCKING revelations about money, fame, plastic surgery, motherhood and making NEW MUSIC! (stream ‘SUPERFICIAL’ now) Plus, Jessi breaks down the HIGHS and LOWS of The Oscars, investigates Kate Middleton’s disappearance and unpacks the explosive behind-the-scenes DRAMA on Queer Eye. If this was a visual medium, you could read Jessi’s Body Language to see HOW EXCITED SHE IS FOR THIS PREMIERE… but it is a podcast, so trust us on this one, and enjoy!We’ve FIRED UP THE OLD ANSWERING MACHINE… leave Jessi A Voicemail about Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jessi is officially in her ‘‘Under The Tuscan Sun’ era- she tells ALL from her scandalous trip to Cuba. Then- the surprising reason Taylor Swift is NOT playing the Superbowl and Bad Bunny is. Selena Gomez is married and Nicole Kidman is NOT. Plus- how would YOU feel if a guest brought their own food to your wedding? All that and Jessi’s husband is working on The Golden Bachelor- she’s got insider details on the shocking season premiere and why Bachelor Nation has TURNED on the Bachelor. Will you accept this episode? As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week Jimmy Kimmel was pulled off the air, then put back on the air, and we felt like it was more important than ever TO HEAR FROM COMEDIANS. So… Jessi is phoning world-renowned stand up comic Whitney Cummings to get her take on free speech, cancel culture and staying funny as a new mom. Plus! Is Hailey Bieber Putin’s love child and is Avril Lavigne dead? Whitney weighs in on the world's biggest celebrity conspiracy theories. Then, Jayden Smith just got a huge job and people are screaming “nepotism”… but is it? Plus Zac Efron is hot, blonde and shirtless on a yacht. Thank god we have the first amendment so we CAN DISCUSS! Now! Leave Jessi A Voicemail: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jessi gets (too?) HOT and bothered about the Emmy winners, the Emmy host and what it felt like to watch all of her high school friends win Emmys. Plus, Jessi’s kids had a DIRECT IMPACT on the Emmy nominations- she’ll tell you why. Also, IF YOU OWN A PARIS HILTON MINI-FRIDGE, SEND IT BACK NOW. And if you’ve always dreamed of owning Avril Lavigne Wine… now you can! We look at some shocking successful (and failed) celebrity products that you have to hear to believe.Then, is ‘Fleshwater’ a performer at Coachella 2026 or a food you can find at luxury grocery store Erewhon? Find out in a rousing game of ‘Coachella Performer or Erewhon Food’. All that and we break down the Taylor Swift Deposition DRAMA- will she be forced to testify in Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni’s trial? Jessi has answers and Taylor has a PARTITION (but WHY!?) We’ll discuss… on an ALL NEW episode of Phone A Friend!As always, ask Jessi Anything.. or just say Hi! HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
THIS PODCAST ALMOST GOT SCAMMED! Jessi shares the shocking details behind a celebrity “Podcast Scam” she practically fell for. Then, Mariah does nothing while Tate does EVERYTHING- the MTV VMA’s brought 2004 back and we love them (and Gay People!) for that. Speaking of Gay People- what are “Gaylors” and why are they devastated about Taylor Swift's engagement? Plus! Glen Powell bares his (fake) muscles on GQ and Jessi is (REAL) into it. All that and Jessi delves deep into "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish” ...the wild documentary that EVERYONE is texting about. Plus, Jason hears the soundtrack for "K-Pop Demon Hunters" for the FIRST TIME and Cardi B is the new Gwyneth Paltrow… Jessi will tell you why, NOW! Don’t text Jessi from an Unknown Number… CALL HER and leave her a voicemail about anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We were supposed to be off this week but TRAYVIS SWELCE HAD OTHER PLANS. So… here we are throwing an ENGAGEMENT PARTY and you’re invited! Jessi will sip champagne and get reactions from Taylor’s In-Laws, Friends and former-friend Blake Lively. Then, she’ll place an URGENT CALL to Crystal Haryanto the author of ‘The Glory of Giving Everything: The Taylor Swift Business Model’ to tell ALL about the proposal, the ring, the easter eggs, the new album and SO.MUCH.MORE.Plus! Jessi is furious with one of Taylor’s best friends and she’s not holding back. It’s A Love Story Baby She SAID YES! Congratulations to ALL OF US. Season 3 premieres NEXT WEEK! Help Jessi kick things off with a voicemail about anything: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Do you want to lose weight? Are you thinking about trying Ozempic? Or do you just want to understand how to have a healthier relationship with food? World-renowned dietitian Abbey Sharp is taking Jessi's call to answer ALL of your questions about food, diet, the rise of 'Skinny Talk' and why the Kardashians are telling us ALL ABOUT their breast implants. Plus! Is Taylor Swift performing at the SuperBowl? Jessi is unpacking the easter eggs. A fake Justin Bieber made hundreds of concert-goers 'sorry', and the Jonas Brothers - Hanson collab you did not know you needed. Listen to this all new episode... in an MMMBop! SEASON 3 LAUNCHES Sept. 4th - be the FIRST to ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It’s a Honky Tonk of an EPISODE! Travis Kelce is shirtless and hairy in GQ magazine, Jessi saw The Naked Gun, Taylor Swift announced a NEW ALBUM AND… Jessi listened to her entire appearance on The New Heights Podcast (MULTIPLE TIMES) to break down the key takeaways and play you the highlights. (and there are SO MANY HIGHLIGHTS!!!) All that and Katie Lowes, STAR of Scandal and the record-breaking HIT SHOW ‘The Hunting Wives’ TELLS ALL about her scandalous new series and why EVERYONE is freaking out over it. Plus! Katie and Jessi talk about their friendship, their kids, their husbands and SO MUCH MORE in an open, honest, revealing conversation. The only thing they don’t do is body shots! Jessi is standing by her answering machine, waiting for your voicemail HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jessi saw The Backstreet Boys at The Sphere and she WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. But what happened in Vegas is NOT staying in Vegas! That’s why she is phoning her High School Best Friends and lifelong Backstreet Boys fans Anji, Kelsey and Laura (AKA Brian, Kevin and AJ) - to relive the entire concert with YOU Phonies. The Highs, The Lows, The Botox, The Bulges, Kevin’s jawline, B-Rock’s voice, Nick’s raw sex appeal and So.Much.More. If you’d like to know what we discussed in our hotel room at 4am after the concert… this episode is basically that. Plus! Jessi issues a formal apology to Justin Timberlake, has questions about Kim Kardashian’s ‘Ultimate Face’ and has NEW INTEL on Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry… come for The Backstreet Boys, stay for the Hot Newfoundland goss… I know you WANT IT THAT WAY! Jessi is freezing in Siberia, waiting for your voicemail about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Are Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry dating? Jessi knows the truth and she’s ONLY REVEALING IT on this episode! Plus, Sydney Sweeney has “Good Jeans” and Jessi has "Controversial Opinions” on everything from Sacha Baron Cohen’s new ripped physique, to Justin Timberlake’s viral performance to the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle campaign that has the internet OUTRAGED. (don’t cancel Jessi though, ok? PLEASE?!)Plus! THIS IS NOT A DRILL: Bad Bunny is covering Travis Kelce in honey and Harry Styles is making sex toys. You might want to slip into something more comfortable for this one. PSST… leave Jessi a VOICEMAIL with INTEL FROM NEWFOUNDLAND (you know what I'm talking about) or ANYTHING AT ALL: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Phonies, you can’t even cheat at a COLDPLAY concert anymore! What has become of this WORLD? Jessi gives her HOT TAKES on the COLD PLAY Astronomer CEO cheating scandal and the resignations, the fake apologies and the fallout that has happened since. Then, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert was cancelled suddenly- if you’ve been too Dumb & Busy to understand the shocking reason why, Jessi will fill you in. Plus, she knows you’re not staying up until 11:30 to watch anything so she’s playing Late Night clips you probably missed, but need to hear. All that plus Pacey and Joey are back together! Why Katie Holmes and Joshua Jackson were photographed canoodling, excuse me, back hugging, in New York City. Hide from the Kiss Cam! It’s an ALL NEW EPISODE!Bless Jessi with a Voicemail, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's Jessi's F*ing Birthday! It's A F*ing Celebration! And we're celebrating with all the things that are making today a VERY Happy Birthday! Like Justin Bieber's New Album SWAG, The Backstreet Boys at the Sphere, Jeremy Allen White's Flowers, The Emmy Nominations and MORE.Plus, Jessi phones Taylor Swift Scholar Crystal Haryanto. She founded a course on Taylor Swift at Berkley and her new book is called The Glory Of Giving Everything: The Taylor Swift Business Model. So how did Taylor become the biggest artist in the world? Crystal has answers about Taylor's marketing genius, the Blake Lively legal drama and why Travis Kelce might not be the ONE.Wish Jessi a Ratchet Happy Birthday, or ask her anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This episode is for the ladies (and about the ladies). First, Ashley Tisdale invited Jessi to a party and didn’t show up! Jennifer Aniston has a new man and he’s a… hot hypnotist? Is there such a thing? Charlize Theron is having great sex and telling us all about it. Plus, Anne Hathaway is on the cover of Vogue and Miranda Priestly would NEVER approve. DO NOT sell Jessi Halloween Decor but DO listen to this all new episode!Next week is Jessi’s BIRTHDAY! Leave her a birthday message (or a voicemail about ANYTHING) HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
DIDDY DO IT? Not according to the Jury. Jessi breaks down the shocking P.Diddy verdict. Then, what the F&%K is a LABUBU? Jessi has been wondering for approximately 10 days. That’s why she’s calling the content creator dubbed “Labubu Queen” Kelly Ann Shuman to explain where the toys came from, how they exploded so quickly and why Katy Perry can’t have one. Speaking of Katy Perry- she missed the world’s tackiest wedding- which is her first big WIN of the year! Jessi discusses the celebrity guest list, the dress, the Vogue cover, the Kardashian drama and the pure excess of Laren Sanchez and Jeff Besoz’s 50 million dollar nuptials. Plus, Miley Cyrus ignored her fans at a meet and greet, Matty Healy called paid Meet and Greets “F*ING DISGRACEFUL” and Chris Brown’s Meet and Greets are X-Rated. So should stars do Meet and Greets in the first place? Jessi is telling you how much Drake, Lady Gaga, Billy Eilish and MORE would charge YOU to meet THEM. PSST July 17th is Jessi’s BIRTHDAY- leave her a birthday message (or a voicemail about ANYTHING) HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jessi is STANDING ON BUSINESS in this all new episode! That business includes a full explainer of the Justin Bieber Meme “You’re Not Clocking That I’m Standing On Business”, an It Ends With Update (did Blake Lively FINALLY WIN!?) an angry voicemail for Beyonce and a celebrity sighting in the wild! Plus, America’s cringiest billionaires Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos are getting married in Venice whether Venice wants them to or not. Jessi breaks down the celebrity guest list, the Vogue spread, the Italian protests and the shocking reason Katy Perry might not be in attendance. Speaking of weddings, it’s Jessi’s 11th wedding anniversary so she brings Evan on the pod against his will to celebrate! Enjoy their SIZZLING CHEMISTRY, NOW! Your Voicemails give us LIIIIIFE! Leave them anytime about ANYTHING, here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jessi is BACK from tour and vacation to catch up on every lawsuit, every lookalike, every twerk and every album cover that she missed. She starts with a very important 'It Ends With Update"- Justin Baldoni's lawsuit was dismissed but IT does not END here... Jessi tells you why. Sabrina Carpenter's new single contains one of the greatest song lyrics of all time but her new album cover has caused GLOBAL OUTRAGE! Should we be mad? Then, Meghan Markle twerked and the king may be "horrified" but Jessi is finally on board. Plus, a thorough breakdown of the Pedro Pascal lookalike contest, including the shocking thing it revealed about Pedro Pascal.All that and Call Her Daddy's Alex Cooper made shocking sexual harassment claims against her college soccer coach, compelling Jessi to share her own eerily similar experience with a college professor. Put on your "DJ AIRHORN SOUND EFFECT" Friendship Bracelets for an ALL-NEW EPISODE!Your Voicemails give Jessi LIIIIIFE! Leave them anytime about ANYTHING, here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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