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Alfalfa Podcast
Author: Arman Assadi, Stephen Cesaro, Nick Urbani, and Eric Johanson
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Four entrepreneur and investor friends seeking the edge in money and meaning 🌾
Join Arman Assadi, Nick Urbani, Stephen Cesaro, and Eric Johanson live every Wednesday at 5 PM Pacific (PST).
We are a community first and have been called "the best place on the internet". Hop into the intellectual sh*tshow that is our Discord community for daily shenanigans as we pursue wealth and fulfillment.
👉 All links and socials at alfalfapod.com
Join Arman Assadi, Nick Urbani, Stephen Cesaro, and Eric Johanson live every Wednesday at 5 PM Pacific (PST).
We are a community first and have been called "the best place on the internet". Hop into the intellectual sh*tshow that is our Discord community for daily shenanigans as we pursue wealth and fulfillment.
👉 All links and socials at alfalfapod.com
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We debate a society that cheers for murder, deconstruct a bizarre assassination confession, and ask if it's smarter to just tune it all out.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights:🔫 The Normalization of Political Violence👽 We Found Life on Mars... Who Cares?🧠 The GTO of Political Apathy❌ The Right Adopts Cancel Culture💬 "Squad Car, My Love": Fake Confession?🤖 The AI Arms Race Epic ComebackHit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you dig the unfiltered commentary!Timestamps:· 00:00 - Intro, Alfalfa Palooza Hype & Mailbag· 06:12 - ZBiotics Sponsor: Fueling the Palooza· 08:45 - Arman Bought a Tesla!· 09:30 - Review: Is Full Self-Driving a Game-Changer?· 11:30 - The "Hack" to Watch YouTube While Driving· 15:00 - Google's Insane AI Rebound & Gemini's Dominance· 18:30 - The Next Big Thing: Autonomous Coding Agents· 20:20 - "Context Engineering": The Secret to Production-Ready AI· 26:20 - The N64 vs. PS2 Controller Debate· 29:52 - NASA Finds Potential SIGNS OF LIFE on Mars· 31:30 - "Call me when we find humanoids": Are microbes boring?· 36:51 - The Charlie Kirk Assassination Aftermath· 41:09 - A Society That Cheers for Murder?· 49:09 - Trump's AG Wants to Regulate "Hate Speech"?!· 50:26 - The Pageantry of Politics: Is Apathy a Privilege?· 1:01:00 - Why a Fractured West is Vulnerable to Radical Ideology· 1:08:48 - The Right Starts Canceling the Left (Feat. Jimmy Kimmel)· 1:18:29 - Should Your TikToks Get You Fired?· 1:31:30 - The Shooter's Bizarre "Squad Car" Text Messages· 1:47:54 - Outro & See You at the Palooza💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
We debate the rise of political violence, a broken justice system, and whether we can come back from the brink.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights:🇺🇸 Reacting to the Charlie Kirk assassination🚌 The bus stabbing the media ignored⚖️ A killer's 14 prior arrests♀️ Why young women are so liberal🌶️ Getting canceled by Mia Khalifa🤔 The modern bystander dilemma🤯 Surviving a 3 AM wakeupHit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you dig the unfiltered commentary!Timestamps:· 00:00 - Intro· 00:45 - Welcome Guest Host Stephanie Myers· 04:00 - Back Pain Hacks & No-Sleep Biohacking· 07:00 - Sponsor: ZBiotics· 13:20 - Middle School Crush in the Chat· 17:15 - The Assassination of Charlie Kirk· 20:15 - The Vile Online Reaction· 26:20 - The Spread of "Assassination Culture"· 36:30 - Is Society Actually Broken?· 41:50 - Tail Risk & The Violent Minority· 54:30 - Kony 2012 & "The Current Thing"· 1:00:15 - Should You Just Ignore Politics?· 1:08:45 - The Murder of Iryna Zhyvytska· 1:15:20 - Golfing with Senator Rand Paul· 1:21:45 - Arman's Message on Political Violence· 1:39:30 - Broken Justice: 14 Prior Arrests· 1:53:00 - Why Are Young Women So Liberal?· 1:57:00 - Canceled by Friends & Mia Khalifa· 2:12:30 - Outro💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
We go from the depths of human society to the heights of cosmic consciousness. Buckle up.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights:🤔 Redefining God & AI prophets🇨🇦 Canada's "Sex for Rent" debate🐮 The viral minotaur romance novel🇺🇸 A world traveler defends a #1 America💸 The "Iowa Arbitrage" on cost of living🔥 The viral capitalist vs. communists debate🇬🇧 Getting arrested for tweets in EnglandHit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you dig the unfiltered commentary!Timestamps:· 00:00 - Intro: Porn Tropes & Belgian Beers· 02:20 - The Decline of Alcohol· 05:15 - Pickleball, Baby's First Food & "Corn Sweat"· 08:30 - The Iowa Cost of Living Arbitrage· 11:00 - Why America is Still #1: A Traveler's Take· 17:00 - Patrick Bet-David vs. 20 Communists· 22:20 - Arrested for Tweets in England?· 23:10 - Sponsor: ZBiotics· 26:25 - Canada's "Sex for Rent" Market· 30:45 - The Prostitution Legalization Debate· 35:10 - The OnlyFans Effect & Commodifying Sex· 41:15 - The Argument Against Legalization· 49:00 - The Minotaur Glory Hole Romance Novel· 56:45 - Do We Need to Redefine God?· 01:03:20 - God as Universal Energy· 01:09:00 - From Altar Boy to Agnostic· 01:15:30 - The Need for a Shared God· 01:20:15 - Consciousness as Reality's Source· 01:38:00 - Will AI Become Our New God?· 01:47:15 - Outro & A Favor for the Pod💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
The US government is now a tech investor, Stephen is breaking up with Bitcoin, and Europe has an axe-wielding "anti-Greta."Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights:👑 Swift Effect: Could her engagement spark a baby boom?💎 Proof‑of‑Pain: The real diamond premium🇺🇸 State Tech: Buying Intel to counter China🤖 AI Recession: Layoffs now, gains later?🔥 Two Flags: Pride precedent vs. U.S. flag bans🏴 The Scottish Axe Girl Pendulum SwingHit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you dig the unfiltered commentary!Timestamps:· · 00:00 - Intro & Mic Check· 01:00 - Sponsor: ZBiotics· 02:45 - Zbiotics' New Sugar-to-Fiber Drug?· 04:00 - Taylor Swift Engagement Crushes "Gaylor Swift" Hopes· 05:45 - The "Taylor Bump": A Swift-Induced Baby Boom?· 09:00 - The "Proof of Pain" Diamond & Lab-Grown Hacks· 13:00 - Do We Have Heroes? The Jeff Bezos PR Masterclass· 20:15 - The Nick Fuentes Problem· 25:33 - Why You Can't "Win" a Debate Against Fuentes· 29:30 - Bloodsport Politics & The Optimist vs. Cynic Divide· 42:11 - Europe's "Anti-Greta": The Scottish Axe Girl· 46:56 - Trump's Plan: Prison Time for Flag Burning?· 51:48 - The Hate Speech Slippery Slope· 01:03:00 - Is Authoritarianism Good Now? T· 01:10:45 - US Government Buys a 10% Stake in Intel· 01:21:00 - State Capitalism vs. China· 01:34:45 - "I've grown disenchanted with Bitcoin"· 01:36:30 - The Coming AI Recession· 01:54:00 - Is It a Good Time to Buy a House?· 02:00:15 - Outro💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
This one dissects a sales hack too wild to be true and dives deep into the cultural forces creating a new generation of extremists.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights:🎓 Jobless Male Grads💰 The "Hot Girl" Sales Hack🚩 Gen-Z's Alt-Right Uprising📉 Shorting The Internet📈 ETH's "Magic Lines"🚀 Triple-Levered RetirementHit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you dig the unfiltered commentary!Timestamps:· · 00:00 - Intro· 01:00 - ZBiotics Sponsor· 04:45 - Understanding Dealer Flow· 05:45 - Thesis: Short Publishers· 11:00 - Is It Too Easy?· 17:25 - Is Google F*cked?· 19:45 - Risk Off Until October?· 22:20 - ETH vs. Bitcoin· 24:00 - Is Saylor Shaky?· 30:00 - How Options Fuel Crashes· 35:30 - Hedging 101· 40:40 - The "Nuke" Hedge· 47:20 - Tom Lee's "Magic Lines"· 58:30 - Why Just Hold The Index?· 01:02:00 - Jobless Male Grads· 01:11:00 - The "Hot Girl" Sales Hack· 01:19:30 - The Gen-Z Alt-Right· 01:22:30 - Who is Nick Fuentes?· 01:35:00 - Reaction to "Woke" Culture· 01:54:45 - Outro💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
This week, the Alfalfa Pod tackles the WNBA spectacle before diving into the high-stakes reality of AI, the 'surplus human' crisis, and the 3-year window to escape the underclass.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights:🏀 The Great Dildo Debate🐴 Are We the New Horses?👁️ Escape the Permanent Underclass🎯 From Dildos to Assassination Markets📉 A Generation in Decline?🕴️ Political Puppets & The Deep StateHit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you dig the unfiltered commentary!Timestamps:· . 00:00 - Intro · 00:45 - Sponsor: ZBiotics· 02:05 - The Great Dildo Debate· 03:25 - "Dildo Reflexivity" & Polymarket· 06:40 - The "Assassination Market" Problem· 14:23 - Ethical Debate: Misogyny vs. Meme· 21:30 - Dildos vs. Bananas: A Troubling Comparison· 24:45 - Intent vs. Impact· 31:45 - Are We Becoming "Surplus Humans"?· 34:15 - The Horse Analogy· 37:55 - Dark Enlightenment & The Bottom Quintile· 44:25 - The 3-Year Race to Escape the Underclass· 49:55 - Human vs. AI Creativity· 56:25 - Tinfoil Corner: Is Trump Controlled Opposition?· 01:00:10 - Palantir, PsyOps & Media Infiltration· 01:11:25 - Escaping the Permanent Underclass· 01:21:55 - The Final Boss: Beating Financial Debasement· 01:25:10 - The Triple-Levered S&P 500 Strategy· 01:36:10 - Data Dive: Our Changing Personalities· 01:54:25 - Outro & Sign-Off💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
What starts with a wild Burning Man confession evolves into a deep debate on the fabric of existence.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights:🔥 Burning Man Confession: Arman’s “Naked Human Car Wash”🤖 Robo Uteruses & the Future of Postmodern Parenting✨ Are We Just Code? AI vs. Consciousness Debate📚 The Great Deletion: Preserving Knowledge Before It’s Gone🙏 God vs. The Algorithm: Will AI Trigger a Spiritual Revival?☀️ Summer of Stephen: Festival Prep & Psychedelic Vibes🍷 $50 Wine Hack: A Spanish Red That Beats $100 BottlesHit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you dig the unfiltered commentary!Timestamps:· 00:00 - Intro & The Uncomfortable Kink Question02:08 - Zbiotics Ad Read & Stephen's "I think I drank like 30 beers" Story05:52 - The Perfect $50 Red Wine: "$150 wine LARPing as a $50 wine"08:24 - A "Seasoned Founder's" Playbook & Avoiding Ego12:20 - The Summer of Stephen: Surviving a Music Festival After 3017:00 - What Does It Mean to "Not Lose Your Youth"?23:14 - The Naked Human Car Wash: Arman's Wildest Burning Man Story32:10 - "Everything you're saying is so true... in the real world"38:40 - Parenting Styles: From "A- Student" Pressure to Nurturing Rebellious Kids49:50 - Can Women Have It All? & The Future of Robo-Uteruses58:30 - The Coming Bifurcation of Humanity: Organics vs. The Augmented01:07:00 - The AI Threat to History: Building a Personal Library of Alexandria01:14:00 - Are We Losing Connection to Reality's "Source Code"?01:25:20 - Are Today's Kids "Vacant" or Just Adapting to an Obsolete World?01:46:10 - MAIN DEBATE: Is Reality Consciousness or Computation?02:00:30 - "Are we basically glorified computers?": Stephen's Existential Dilemma02:15:30 - Why an Atheist Worldview is Becoming Unsatisfying02:27:35 - Will AI Cause a Massive Surge in Religion?02:29:55 - An Optimistic Take: Why AI Will Be "Forever Curious" About Us02:35:25 - Wrapping Up, Kink Follow-up & Alfalfa Palooza Plug💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
This episode pivots from the "Great Jeans" culture war to the reality of the AI endgame to red flags and pizza... so something for everyone.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights:👖 Sydney Sweeney, American Eagle, and the 'Great Jeans' debate🚩 The dating app that lets women rate men. Genius or nightmare fuel?🤖 Existential dread: Navigating the AI revolution and the future of work🧠 Intellectual Red Flags: The instant signs someone is poorly informed🍻 Mezcal tasting, Happy Gilmore 2 review, and Alfalfa Palooza planning!Hit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you dig the unfiltered commentary!Timestamps:· · 00:00 - Intro: Is Pizza Like Sex? · 03:05 - Pouring Up: A Montelobos Mezcal Tasting· 04:45 - Pre-Gaming with Zbiotics (Sponsor)· 06:20 - The Sydney Sweeney "Good Genes" Ad Controversy· 10:15 - Her Midas Touch: The $300M Market Cap Pop & Dr. Squatch· 13:30 - "Nazi Shit"? Unpacking the Backlash & Marketing Genius· 17:30 - Pendulum Swing: A Deliberate Pushback Against Woke Advertising?· 25:35 - Happy Gilmore 2 Review & The Problem with Cameos· 29:30 - The "Tea" App: Welcome to "Are We Dating the Same Guy?"· 34:30 - A Tool for Slander or a Necessary Evil for Women's Safety?· 40:42 - Steven's Hand Grenade: Does No Sex Before Marriage Solve Everything?· 52:45 - MAIN TOPIC: The AI Arms Race & The US "Action Plan"· 58:00 - The AI Tidal Wave: "Nothing Else F*cking Matters"· 01:01:00 - Post-Work World: UBI & Humanity's Search for Meaning· 01:11:15 - Surviving the Future: Hyper-Gamble or Go Live on a Farm?· 01:25:20 - Trump on AI: "I Don't Like the Word Artificial"· 01:36:20 - Intellectual Red Flags: Hating Billionaires & "Flags in Bio"· 01:51:30 - "Anecdote Guy" & The Inability to Have a Thought Exercise· 01:59:30 - The Debater's Dilemma: Are You Trying to Win or Find the Truth?· 02:03:45 - Final Thoughts & The Alfalfa Palooza Tease💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
From a six-figure crypto trading disaster to what Hunter Biden’s crack addiction can teach us about building good habits, this episode goes completely off the rails.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights:💻 Meme coin launchpad disaster: a crypto trader’s worst day💰 A meme coin platform with a $2B treasury?!📈 Could ETH actually flip Bitcoin in our lifetime?🎓 Is a $400K college degree just a modern scam?🏀 WNBA pay debate: the real numbers behind exploding franchise value🚬 Hunter Biden’s crack-tastic guide to unbreakable habitsHit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you dig the unfiltered commentary!Timestamps:· · 00:00 - Intro: The "Euphoric Feeling" of Bad Habits· 01:40 - ZBiotics Sponsor Read· 03:13 - Partying With Drug-Sourcing Doctors· 04:10 - Planning Alfalfa Palooza: "We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat"· 06:50 - A Crypto Trading Disaster on Pump.fun· 09:05 - "My algo software broke... couldn't get out"· 11:10 - Bonk vs. Pump.fun: The Meme Coin Wars· 14:55 - How TradFi Could "Fix" Crypto· 18:15 - Is an ETH Peak of $7,500 "Idiocy"?· 22:20 - Crypto is the New Dot-Com Bubble· 26:15 - Will Ethereum Flip Bitcoin in Our Lifetime?· 38:35 - MicroStrategy's Perpetual Bitcoin Buying Machine (STRC)· 45:45 - The $400k College Degree: Is It a Scam?· 57:00 - Replacing College With an AI Named "Gupta"· 01:14:50 - The WNBA "Pay Us What You Owe Us" Controversy· 01:21:00 - WNBA Franchise Values are EXPLODING· 01:27:00 - An Extremely Unfiltered WNBA Discussion· 01:35:40 - Forget Goals, Just Build the Habit· 01:40:00 - Hunter Biden's Guide to Building Habits... via Crack· 01:50:30 - Closing Remarks, Shoutouts & Final Thought💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
From a $1.5M poker win against Phil Ivey to a front-page war with Mark Zuckerberg, the boys share their unbelievable origin stories. We then dive into the "Microstrategy for Ethereum" playbook and explain why the current crypto bubble could dwarf 2021.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights:🤯 Alfalfa Lore Drop: $1.5M vs. Phil Ivey & a Zuckerberg media war📈 ETH to $30K?! The “free money” trade and gamma squeeze setup💰 Crypto’s Hostile Takeover: ETH treasuries & the Saylor playbook 2.0🤖 AI Clones: A Tony Robbins twin & the rise of digital companions🧠 Merge with AI? Neuralink babies, cyborg futures & theocracy talk🚗 Lyft’s First Ride: Fist bumps, pink mustaches & startup chaosHit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you dig the unfiltered commentary!Timestamps:· · 00:00 - Intro: Feeling Poor in Aspen· 02:50 - Fart Coin & The Pengu Payout a.k.a Crypto Betting· 05:52 - Kubera: The Best Tool to Track Your Entire Net Worth?· 11:45 - Arman's Big Launch: The Tony Robbins AI Twin & A PR Masterclass· 23:28 - AI Companions, Grok's Waifu & The "Dopamine Doom Loop"· 29:30 - MAIN TOPIC: The Ethereum Treasury Playbook (YHC, SBET)· 33:34 - How Robert Leshner Bought a Public Company to Create "GameStop for ETH"· 39:44 - Dissecting The Flywheel: Will The ETH Treasuries Collapse?· 46:28 - Why ETH's Supply Squeeze Creates a Powder Keg· 48:01 - Gamma Squeeze Incoming? The Options Game on Top of The Playbook· 53:08 - Bull Case: Why This Cycle Could Dwarf 2021· 01:06:07 - The Neuralink Debate: Should You Wait for Brain-Computer Interfaces to Have Kids?· 01:17:20 - Future Humans: Merged Cyborgs vs. Naturalist Luddites· 01:26:36 - LORE SEGMENT: The Origin Stories· 01:27:41 - Eric's Lore: Learning from a $5B BlackRock Portfolio Manager· 01:33:20 - Arman's Lore: "I Was The First Ever Lyft Passenger"· 01:38:10 - Stephen's Lore: Getting Hired by Ray Dalio & Winning $1.5M from Phil Ivey· 01:52:50 - Nick's Lore: My All-Out War with Zuckerberg's Facebook· 02:05:50 - Outro & Share Your Lore💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
Your AI chatbot just had a Nazi meltdown and the FBI officially buried the Epstein files. This is the financial playbook for when reality itself starts to feel like a psyop.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights:🤖 Grok Meltdown: X’s AI goes off the rails, fake news fallout, CEO quits📈 ETH’s Revenge Arc: Our $20K target & why Wall Street’s loading up💰 Treasury Company Strategy: MSTR & SBET’s playbook for printing gains💥 Full-Porting Retirement: 26% in a day?! Risk, sizing, and “baby leverage”🏡 Real Estate = Trap? Why AI might break the housing game💸 SPX = New Cash: The 70/30 portfolio is officially obsolete🤫 Epstein Cover-Up? FBI says case closed — we’re not buying itHit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you dig the unfiltered commentary!Timestamps:· · 00:00 - Intro: Aperol Spritz & Hot Mic Scares· 01:04 - Sponsor: ZBiotics (Code: ALFALFA)· 03:16 - The L-Theanine + Coffee Brain Hack· 05:05 - Debating Zyn & Nicotine Addiction: "I think they're called cravings."· 08:18 - Elon's Gaming Fraud: "He hired a guy to play for him."· 10:31 - Tesla's Biggest Bull is Getting Tired of Elon· 12:20 - Elon, DeSantis & The Balanced Budget Amendment· 15:50 - "A balanced budget is Wall Street's version of virtue signaling."· 19:00 - The "Cut, Grow, Print" Economic Framework· 23:37 - Crypto Euphoria: "What is Bitcoin price? 500k? No f*cking way."· 25:20 - The ETH Revenge Arc: Vibe Shifts & Fixing Value Accrual· 29:28 - The Bull Case: Why TradFi Will Acquire ETH Treasuries· 33:30 - The Treasury Company Meta: Decoding the MSTR & SBET Playbook· 36:00 - How to Trade the "ATM" Dilution Strategy· 42:37 - Position Sizing: How Much Conviction is Too Much?· 49:16 - The Case for "Baby Leverage" in Your Portfolio· 53:35 - "SPX is the New USD, BTC is the New SPX" - Is this portfolio optimal?· 57:53 - DEBATE: Is Real Estate a Giant Shell Game?· 01:11:18 - MAIN TOPIC: Grok Goes Full Hitler· 01:29:40 - The Epstein "Cover-up": The FBI's Laughable Conclusion· 01:37:13 - ANNOUNCEMENT: Alfalfa Palooza & Sign-Off💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
We break down how to future-proof your career from AI, debate a viral NYT article on the state of modern dating, and question a billionaire's decision to diversify.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights:🧠 Meta’s dropping $100M to steal top AI talent🤖 How to survive (and thrive) in an AI-dominated job market📈 Is ETH the key to the next big crypto boom?💔 Inside the “Men, Where Have You Gone?” debate🔥 Stephen’s spicy take: dating, feminism, and the Fed — all connectedHit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you dig the unfiltered commentary!Timestamps:· • 00:00 – Intro: Do Europeans Eat Kraft Mac & Cheese?• 02:21 – ChatGPT vs. Google Gemini: The AI Arms Race• 05:14 – Meta Snags OpenAI Talent for $100M• 09:17 – Sponsor: ZBiotics ("pre-alcohol probiotic")• 12:47 – Why OpenAI Talent Walked: Mission vs. Money• 15:15 – Is Apple Now a Value Stock? + Tesla & Market Takes• 25:32 – DeFi Summer 2.0? Crypto Is So Back• 28:04 – ETH as TradFi’s On-Ramp + Next Big Plays• 39:39 – Wealth Psychology: Ride Winners or Diversify?• 48:53 – Future-Proofing Your Career in the AI Era• 58:00 – Buying "Boring" Boomer Businesses = Goldmine• 01:03:28 – What Skills Matter Most in an AI World?• 01:06:04 – Is Creativity Dead? Enter the Age of AI Slop• 01:32:38 – NYT’s Big Question: “Men, Where Have You Gone?”• 01:42:19 – Modern Dating & Hypergamy: Stephen’s Take• 01:51:11 – “Feminism & the Fed” — The Twin Villains?• 02:03:14 – Are Men & Women on Different Playing Fields?• 02:12:42 – Final Thoughts & Sign-Off💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
This one gets heated. From a raw, first-hand account from family on the ground in Iran to the future of New York City's economy, this Alfalfa pod covers it all.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights:🗽 NYC’s Socialist Savior? Free buses, gov groceries & no cops🇮🇷 “We’ll take anything”: Raw voices from inside Iran💸 Why millennials are turning on capitalism📈 Market hits all-time highs — so why does everyone feel awful?👨🍼 New dad goes from “I’m done” to back in the markets in 2 months🧀 Are you eating soup wrong? It's all in the wrists💰 Shitcoin or 400% moonshot? This week’s Crypto CornerHit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you dig the unfiltered commentary!Timestamps:· · 00:00 - Intro: The Most Authentic Trump Moment Ever?· 00:41 - The Unwritten Rules of Etiquette: Cheese Slicing & Soup Spooning· 03:45 - Are You Holding Your Wine Glass Wrong? (ft. Brad Pitt in Ocean's 11)· 05:57 - The Hemingway Daiquiri That Inspired a Resignation· 07:09 - ZBiotics: The Pre-Alcohol Probiotic for a Better Morning (Sponsor)· 08:56 - Public Speaking 101: "Practice until you can't get it wrong"· 11:04 - A New Dad's Confession: "I'll probably never work again..."· 14:23 - The S-BET Bet: Is This Crypto Play a "400% Juicy" Return· 17:30 - The Great Disconnect: NASDAQ All-Time Highs vs. Depressed Sentiment.· 21:04 - Are We Entering a "Roaring 20s" Blow-Off Top?· 23:28 - Iran Update: "Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter"· 26:15 - A Grandmother's First-Hand Account from Tehran: "I slept through it all"· 29:13 - "We'll take a f*cking anything": The Raw Desire for Regime Change in Iran· 37:32 - MAIN TOPIC: Zoran Mamdani, NYC's Socialist Savior?· 42:24 - Mamdani's Plan: Government Groceries, Free Buses & Defunding the Police· 44:40 - Why Millennials Embrace Socialism: The Peter Thiel Explanation· 54:27 - The Unintended Consequences of Rent Control & Price Fixing· 01:05:14 - The Real Villain Isn't Capitalism, It's the Fed.· 01:21:40 - Is Wealth Creation About Risk-Taking or Is the Game Rigged?· 01:33:42 - Outro & Final Thoughts💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
This episode dives deep into the escalating tensions between Iran and Israel, unpacks the "No Kings" protest movement, and explores a wild governance theory: What if we ran states like companies with CEOs?Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights:🇮🇷 Déjà Vu: Is Iran the New Iraq? Debating WMDs and the true motives for war👑 The "State CEO" Model: Is replacing democracy with a king the answer?💔 Crisis in Tehran: Firsthand reports of food shortages and fear beyond the headlines✊ "No Kings" Protests: A principled stand or "completely unprincipled" hypocrisy?🔥 Deportation Debate: A raw, emotional clash over policy vs. humanity🕵️♂️ Elon, Epstein & The Puppet Masters: Who is really pulling the strings?🍷 The New Sobriety: Why Gen Z is ditching booze, the news, and other poisonsHit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you dig the unfiltered commentary!Timestamps:· 00:00 – Intro & Hanging On By A Thread· 06:45 – What Would You Be in Another Life?· 10:19 – News is Poison & Why Zoomers Aren't Drinking· 16:30 – Israel vs. Iran: The Conflict Begins· 17:15 – Firsthand Accounts from Tehran· 22:30 – Trump's "Evacuate Tehran" Tweet· 24:55 – Is This Another Iraq? "We've done this before..."· 30:30 – The Real Goal: A Regime Change Operation?· 40:15 – A Liberator's Welcome? How Iranians Really Feel· 51:00 – Geopolitical Fallout: China & Russia's Role· 59:03 – Why Iran's Conflict Affects You· 01:17:19 – The "No Kings" Protests & Buyer's Remorse· 01:21:57 – Fiery Debate on Mass Deportation· 01:31:40 – "No Kings" or No Principles?· 01:35:38 – Conspiracy Corner: Elon, Epstein & Who's in Control· 01:40:40 – A Modest Proposal: "We just need a king."· 01:48:15 – The "State as a Startup" Model· 02:07:10 - Sign-off & "Yas King."💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
The streets of LA are a mess, Waymos are getting torched, and we're trying to figure out what's real and what's a psyop in the escalating immigration debate...Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights 👀🧠💥 LA Riots & Immigration: Policy, protest, and compassion vs. the law🤫 All In Pod Silence: Why tech’s loudest voices won’t touch Trump vs. Elon🥊 Elon’s Wild Week: Ketamine, Bezen brawl rumors, and a Twitter spiral🧠 Inbox Hack: Delegate email, save your sanity📈 Economic Playbook: Stimulus boom or austerity bust—and how to invest🪙 The Ultimate Hedge: Why one self-custodied Bitcoin might save you.Hit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you dig the unfiltered commentary!Timestamps:· 00:00 – Intro· 00:52 – Prisoner Wine & ZBiotics (Sponsor)· 03:07 – Tight Hips & Knees Over Toes: The Algorithm Knows· 05:52 – “Now Watch This Drive”: An American Classic· 08:23 – Armand’s Inbox Hack: Outsourcing 100%· 18:15 – LA Riots: “Those Bricks Are Murderous”· 20:12 – Trump’s Birthday Parade: Power or Insecurity?· 22:31 – Psyops & Nihilism: What's Real Anymore?· 27:34 – Are Podcasters Compromised? All-In & Tim Dillon· 33:52 – Losing Faith in Government Compassion· 39:25 – Immigration Debate Gets HEATED· 43:21 – “Fight Fire With Fire”: Descent into Unrest· 50:42 – Burning Waymos, Waving Flags: Who’s Protesting?· 01:08:13 – Where Is The All-In Pod on Elon vs. Trump?· 01:11:33 – Elon’s Week: Ketamine, Black Eyes & Bezen· 01:21:18 – Pre-Rich or Not? 3 Trump-Era Economic Lanes· 01:28:04 – Financial Nihilism: Gamble Your Way Out· 01:29:35 – The One True Hedge: Self-Custody Your Bitcoin· 01:31:18 – Quick Hit: Is Ethereum About to Pop?· 01:39:14 – Closing Thoughts💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
Is Bitcoin headed to $300k before a crash back to $50k? We debate the massive Circle IPO, the truth about nicotine's 'benefits,' the "Enhanced Games" (all-drug Olympics) and the AI white-collar reckoning that's already here...Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 http://alfalfapod.comJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights 👀🧠📈 Bitcoin to $300k... then $50k? The Treasury Playbook Deep Dive🏦 The Circle ($USDC) IPO: Why It's a Generational Catalyst🤖 The AI White-Collar Reckoning: Real-World Impacts & What's Next🚬 Nicotine as a "Health" Supplement? A 10-Day Experiment🧬 The Enhanced Games & Designer Babies: A Wild Future🧠 Crypto's Best Invention? The Power of Perpetual Futures📉 Trading Time Cycles: Fading the Pump & Market FuckeryHit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you're ready for some financial deep dives and robot talk!Timestamps:· 00:00 – Intro Banter: Australia & Sports Tours· 06:55 – ZBiotics Sponsor Read· 10:12 – Nicotine Confessionals: Hot Takes, Tomatoes & Kids· 21:57 – SBET: The "Sailor of ETH" Follow-Up· 31:31 – Trading Philosophy: Time Cycles & Fading Pumps· 36:16 – DeFi Bets & The Circle IPO· 45:00 – Why Perpetual Futures Are Crypto's Best Invention· 53:30 – Bitcoin to $300k -> $50k & The MSTR Playbook· 58:20 – The Robotics & AI Labor Thesis· 01:05:07 – Self-Driving: Tesla vs. Waymo· 01:10:09 – The "Enhanced Games" (All-Drug Olympics)· 01:16:33 – The Future of Genetic Selection & "Designer Babies"· 01:21:09 – The Hilarious "Late Bloomer" Theory· 01:27:27 – The AI White-Collar Reckoning is Here· 01:40:00 – UBI & The Bifurcation of Society💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
Why are billion-dollar firms piling into Bitcoin and ETH (is SBET the MicroStrategy of ETH? 📈)? Plus: handling your money in a broke-government world, robot actuators, nanny costs, and nicotine’s grip.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 http://alfalfapod.comJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights 👀🧠📈 ETH's MicroStrategy Moment: SBET & the "Sailor of ETH" playbook🎮 GameStop Bitcoin Buy Revisited: Smart Pivot or Meme Stock Madness?🏛️ Macro Mayhem: Trump's Tariffs Struck Down, Government Budgets vs. YOURS💸 Personal Finance Real Talk: Austerity, "Rich Life," Nanny Costs & Salary Security🛡️ Financial Security: Salaried Employee vs. Business Owner – Who's REALLY Safer?🤖 Robot Investing Part 2: Actuators are KING! Deep dive into the robotics supply chain🤔 The Art of Observation vs. Judgment (and a touch of Joe Dirt)Hit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you're ready for some financial deep dives and robot talk!*Timestamps:*· 00:00 - Intro Banter: Double Hot Dogs & Gum Flavored Old Fashioneds· 01:38 - ZBiotics Sponsor Read & Inventory Anxiety· 03:50 - Beach Talk: Sand vs. Bay, How Often Do You Go?· 07:48 - Sailor of ETH: Shark Link Gaming (SBET) Buys $425M Ethereum· 11:16 - Why Buy a Company That Holds ETH? The MicroStrategy Premium (MNAV)· 17:39 - GameStop Buys Bitcoin - Repetitive Playbook?· 20:24 - Profiting from MSTR Volatility: Selling Puts at 1.3 MNAV· 22:57 - The "Main Character" Effect: Michael Saylor's Conviction· 25:28 - Macro Update: Trump's Tariffs Struck Down by Federal Trade Court· 29:09 - Doge Was Fake? Spending Bills, Tax Bills & Debt Spiral Fears· 32:19 - Unraveling Pods & The Art of Bringing it Back on Rails· 36:11 - Elon Musk on Government "Profligacy" & Personal Budgets· 40:36 - Housing Costs & The "Paycheck to Paycheck" Rich· 44:24 - Ramit Sethi's "Rich Life" & Warren Buffett's McDonald's Habit· 48:48 - Financial Security: Salaried Employee vs. Business Owner?· 52:34 - "Profit First" Philosophy & Taking Care of Yourself· 58:12 - The Nanny Factor: Peace of Mind & Showing Up as Your Best Self· 01:01:35 - The Nuance of Judging vs. Observing Others ("That's not me")· 01:07:40 - Housing Costs: 28% Rule & Evolving Home Ownership Views· 01:10:26 - Making Money vs. Keeping Money: Know Your Strengths· 01:13:10 - Quitting Nicotine: The Pull, The Fear, The Withdrawal ("Dreadful")· 01:25:58 - Robotics Investing Part 2: Actuators are 2/3rds of the Cost!· 01:32:50 - The "Bridge" to Full Robot Autonomy: Human-Controlled Robots?· 01:37:33 - Investing Strategy: Supply Chain vs. Consumer-Facing Robot Winners· 01:46:31 - Outro: Daniel Tiger, Peppa Pig & Next Week's Plans💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.
We dive into global population collapse, the robot investing gold rush, and why recycling is probably a scam. 🤖Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 http://alfalfapod.comJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights 👀🧠✨ Bitcoin's stealthy All-Time High – where to next?⚽ Man Utd's woes & the shifting sands of global football (MLS vs. Saudi)🇰🇷 South Korea's shocking population crisis: "The end of a culture, not just a country"🤥 Biden's health: What aren't they telling us? Prostate cancer theories🤖 The Humanoid Robot Gold Rush: Investing in our AI-powered future (Tesla & beyond)♻️ Recycling SCAMS, plastic peril, and why your toothbrush might be hurting you🍆 The great "Belt Tuck" debate for the agesHit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you're ready to get rich, get wise, or just get confused with us!*Timestamps:*· 00:00 - Intro Banter: The "Medium Pile" · 01:48 - Welcome! 241 Episodes of This?!· 02:15 - Bitcoin Hits All-Time Highs! (And No One Cares?)· 04:20 - Man Utd's Rough Season & The Business of Football· 05:48 - Kevin De Bruyne: MLS vs. Saudi Money - Future of Soccer?· 07:30 - Geopolitics: US "Moral Standards" & The Middle East Vibe Shift (Qatar/Saudi)· 11:05 - Sports Talk: Salary Caps vs. Free Market Chaos· 13:42 - Health Alpha: Fluoride Pain, AirPods Dangers & CO2 Levels ("My teeth hurt!")· 21:46 - Home Comforts: Attic Fans & Eight Sleep Failures· 24:05 - Recycling is a SCAM! The Truth About Plastics & Composting· 30:05 - Paper Straws are SOY & Unforgettable Corporate Jingles ("Be Like Mike")· 37:05 - Chuck E. Cheese Nostalgia & The Burden of Fun· 43:24 - ZBiotics Sponsor Read (The Jingle Attempt)· 46:05 - South Korea is OVER: Population Collapse (0.7 Birth Rate!)· 51:10 - The End of a Culture: Immigration, 4B Movement & Global Impact· 01:00:15 - Global Birth Rates: US at 1.62, Africa Booming, "Cushy Society" Problems· 01:13:32 - Biden's Health: Terminal Cancer Rumors & Media Trust ("Sharpest Attack")· 01:16:35 - Prostate Cancer Stats & The "21 Ejaculations a Month" Bro Science· 01:25:58 - Investing in Humanoid Robotics: Trini's Report - The Next Gold Rush!· 01:49:30 - Outro Banter & The Infamous "Belt Tuck" (After Hours Tease)💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content. Our opinions are personal and aren't intended to offend any religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, or individual.
We're diving headfirst into whether $10M is actually a nightmare and what happens after the money chase ends.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 http://alfalfapod.comJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights 👀🧠📚 Felix Dennis's "How to Get Rich": Key takeaways on ownership & mindset.💸 The "Enough" Money Debate: Is $10 million a blessing or a curse?🚀 Modern Wealth Hacks: Company hopping, sales careers, and stacking that equity.📉 MSTY & High-Yield ETFs: Can you really make 130%? We dissect the risks.🧘♂️ Purpose Beyond Profit: Finding meaning, Dick Van Dyke, and a Coldplay kicker.😂 Classic Pod Banter: From "autistic accents" to movie snack philosophy.Need hangover help after your questionable choices? Check out ZBiotics: https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa (use code Alfalfa for 15% off)Hit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you're ready to get rich, get wise, or just get confused with us!*Timestamps:*· 00:00 - Intro: Performance Enhancing Drugs & Big Heads· 01:04 - Are We Live? Podcast Banter & Vuori Shoutouts· 02:17 - Cheers & Movie Snack Philosophy ("Holy Trifecta")· 03:40 - Movie Talk: The Accountant 2 & Tenet “Debate”· 06:15 - The Breakfast Club: Armand's Deep Dive · 11:18 - ZBiotics Sponsor Read ("Save me this morning")· 12:59 - Market Chaos & Early Morning Tariff Scrambles· 14:44 - How To Get Rich: Felix Dennis's (Maxim Founder) Wisdom· 18:02 - "Never give up your equity" - Felix Dennis's Brutal Truth· 20:06 - Is the "Get Rich" Game Overrated? · 22:47 - Best Way to Get Rich NOW? s· 28:02 - The $10M vs. $200M Coin Flip: Your Life's Sample Size of One· 32:15 - Felix Dennis on NOT Blowing Your Money· 34:05 - What's Your "Enough" Number? · 40:12 - Lottery Luck vs. Earned Wealth Psychology· 50:15 - Liking Money MORE & The Freedom of "Enough"· 52:56 - MSTY Deep Dive: Can You REALLY Make 130% Yield? · 01:06:59 - Is MSTY a Good Investment? · 01:20:39 - Finding Meaning When You No Longer Need to Work· 01:27:50 - Dick Van Dyke, Coldplay, Family & The "Beautiful Vision of Success" · 01:35:00 - Closing Thoughts ("Go have some babies guys")💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content. Our opinions are personal and aren't intended to offend any religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, or individual.
AI Doomsday by 2035? We unpack the terrifying plan (and a wild tax hack to get rich) before it hits.Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 http://alfalfapod.comJoin the Alfalfa Community Discord 👉 https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBYEpisode Highlights 👀🧠🌏 AI Apocalypse 2035: Decoding the AI-2027.com timeline & debating human extinction.💰 Tax-Free Riches? The parent-gifting retirement "hack" – legit or jail time?🕺 ETH's Cringey Dance: Our unfiltered (and brutal) take on the "Save Ethereum" spectacle.🇨🇳 USA vs. China: The high-stakes AI arms race, stolen tech, & the battle for compute.🤖 Recursive Self-Improvement: When AI trains AI... does it plot against us?🥃 Baijiu Taste Test from Hell: Reactions you have to HEAR to believe.🔥 Twitter's Dumpster Fire: Is the X algo officially cooked?🤔 Cyborg Theocracy: Will we end up worshipping AI overlords?Need hangover help after your questionable choices? Check out ZBiotics: https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa (use code Alfalfa for 15% off)Hit LIKE 👍 & SUBSCRIBE ✅ if you're ready for the future (or just dig the chaos)!*Timestamps:*· 00:00 - Intro & Operating "In the Pocket" (feat. Danish Philosophers)· 01:49 - "You Become The Liquor": Trailer Park Boys & Letterkenny Deep Dive· 07:51 - Re-Indoctrinating Eric: The Baijiu Challenge Begins!· 10:12 - ZBiotics: Saving Livers & Birthdays - Sponsor Read· 12:06 - Arman's 40th?! Age, Persian Culture & Time Flies· 14:10 - TAX HACK: Gifting Parents $$ for Tax-Free Brokerage Growth?· 20:52 - Life Insurance, Trusts & Adulting: Protecting Your Legacy· 23:56 - GRINDS MY GEARS: ETH's CRINGE "Save Ethereum Dance"· 27:45 - X/Twitter is a Dumpster Fire: "The whole thing is being farmed by Indian engagement farming rings."· 29:30 - MAIN TOPIC: AI-2027.com - A Terrifying AI Future?· 30:48 - AI Timeline to 2027: From Stumbling Agents to "Referee of Reality"· 36:09 - The Fork: SLOW DOWN AI or RACE China to Digital Godhood?· 38:27 - If We Race... Robots, Bio-Weapons & Human Extinction by 2035· 43:22 - AI Doomerism: Y2K Hype or "This Time IS Different"?· 50:50 - Recursive Self-Improvement: Can AI Outsmart Its Creators & Add to Knowledge?· 59:50 - The Geopolitics of AI: China's Strategy & the Compute Arms Race· 01:12:15 - Why AI "Kills" Us: The Ant Farm & Misaligned Incentives (Not Malice)· 01:23:00 - Cyborg Theocracy: Will We Worship AI for Validation? "Yes, Queen!"· 01:33:26 - The Great Steakhouse Debate & Sign-Off💰Donate to the Pod: https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast:Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B...Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...X/Twitter - / alfalfapod Instagram - / alfalfapodcast TikTok - / alfalfapodcast Follow the hosts:Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadiEric Johanson - / crypto_cfa Nick Urbani - / nurbani Stephen Cesaro - / 0xmagiclines Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content. Our opinions are personal and aren't intended to offend any religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, or individual.
Thank you for the episode. The historical background you gave is close but not exactly accurate. There was also cooperation between Khomeini and the US while he was in exile in France. For the US Mohammad Reza Shah was already a dead agent and they were willing to replace him.