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We can give you 144,000 reasons why overlapping generations aren't a thing. Each week features a look at subjects, experiences and observations from the world of Jehovah's Witnesses, all through the eyes of a former elder who was raised as a JW in the 70's & 80's. Lots of laughs and even some tears. Beards allowed, leave your head coverings at the door. Bring a cheese danish.
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In Governing Body Update #3 Jesus directs his guys in New York to clarify his recent fashion changes... because the ‘Great Teacher’ has been struggling with clear communication lately. Not to be outdone, a Governing Body helper reminds Jehovah’s Witnesses that they are all ‘sheep’… without putting any thought to how a sheep’s story ends… or uh, did he? TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
In a recent JW Broadcast, Brother Gary Breaux assured the universe that the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses 'never lies' and 'we can trust them.' Let's do some fact checking. TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses wants you to believe that God is omniscient and omnipotent. They teach millions that he wields his power over space and time selectively, much like choosing you're favorite Spotify play list... and that creates many questions. Let's dive into the unexplainable... including how his ambivalence influences 'free will.' DeLorean not included.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
All people want to be seen, heard ... and loved. The human ego is essential to a healthy life. However, with a quick look at their history, it's easy to see that the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses have found ways to manipulate the egos of over eight million people. How do they do it? We take a look at the subtle programming utilized by the nine guys in upstate New York.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
How long before the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses begins to revise history and limit access to their past nuggets of 'holy spirit?' The Watchtower Online Library contains hidden treasures that are available to all! But with recent court losses and their desire to trap younger generations, will they scrub some of their stupidity of the past? Listen in.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses have been very busy receiving 'new light.' from Jesus Christ. It's a pattern. What will they change next? We predict the next three changes in 'god's organization'... and how it will impact future citizens of paradise. TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
Governing Body Update #2 gave us a glimpse into the mind of King Jesus Christ of Jehovah's Witnesses. Taking time out of his imminent plans to kill everyone who disagrees with his nine guys in upstate New York, he has informed the universe that 'his people' can now greet disfellowshipped people. Not to be overlooked is that the sisters can now toss their razors and wear pants... joining all the bearded brothers who no longer have to wear a suit & tie. Listen in as we discuss the latest round of 'new light' from heaven.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
Answers vary. But why not let the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses answer that question for themselves? As it turns out, they've had a lot to say about what makes a cult. We take a look at THEIR definition of a 'cult' from their own literature, allegedly written under the direction of holy spirit. Their answer may surprise you.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
Many wonder how Jehovah's Witnesses can't see the obvious: that the Governing Body is manipulating their minds. When a person breaks free from 'the truth,' they are often angry at being duped. We look at how the nine guys in upstate New York and their predecessors have been doing it for over a century... and why it works.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
Nothing is off limits to the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses... and that includes your unbaptized mate. What does that look like for the Witness and their unknowing spouse? Both parties suffer. We take a look at decades of counsel from the 'faithful & discreet slave' that ranges from dishonest... to deadly. TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses claim that god has always had a visible 'organization' here on the earth. They claim the history of their organization goes back to Adam & Eve, that Noah's Ark is an ancient symbol for their printing and real estate empire... and all of this despite centuries where no one can prove an organization existed. Why does the Almighty need an organization? Why didn't his Son mention it in the Bible? Where was it from 98 A.D. until 1879? Is "Noah's Ark" taking on water?TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
To forgive is divine... nowhere should that be more evident than inside the 'best and happiest people on earth,' Jehovah's Witnesses. But does the culture encourage forgiveness? How do you get Jehovah's forgiveness? What does it look like to forgive someone inside the organization?TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
The entire life of a Jehovah's Witness is based on a fantasy created by Judge Joe Rutherford in 1935 that includes witnessing people they love resurrected and living together forever on a paradise earth. But what happens when they realize it's a lie? What's the impact emotionally? How do they face the rest of their lives? TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
Once you know something is wrong, a Jehovah’s Witness faces complex questions about their future. What should they do? Can they fake it? Can they live an authentic life ‘under the radar?’ A few things to consider…TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses wants us all to know that they're not a 'doomsday cult'... even as they base the entire religion on an earth wide destruction that features the forces of nature, including a flesh eating scourge. Who takes the lead in this event? Them. Listen in on decades of proof that the entire 'religion' points to a.... doomsday.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
Prayer is arguably the most personal of all Jehovah's Witness habits. But the act of prayer, as taught by the Governing Body, comes with a long list of questions, including a few regarding Jehovah's character... and how effective it is as a form of intimate communication. Join us as we take a look at prayer, as taught by Jehovah's Witnesses.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
Can you keep a secret? Jehovah's Witnesses have lots of them... and it starts at the top with Jehovah himself. The Governing Body claims that true religion has no secrecy, even as they shell out millions of dollars to keep their secrets hidden from the world. We take a look at the history of secrecy inside the organization they call 'the truth.'TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses claim to be the 'voice of Jesus Christ' and the only true source of wisdom. With a long history of 'interesting' counsel, join us for our second installment of their Greatest Hits grab bag where we tackle what to say when you have boogers, how not to drink beverages and why charity is a big 'no-no' in 'god's organization.'TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
In their own words, Jehovah's Witness elders are portrayed as shepherds and healers who are consumed with knowing and nurturing each member of the congregation. However, few Witnesses seem to have that experience. Are elders dependable protectors of God's sheep? We take a look...TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
In a Friday news dump on December 15, 2023, the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses relayed a message from heaven, giving men permission to grow hair on their faces. After almost a century of telling men how to suppress their hair follicles, they will now sport a new style as they remind the rest of us that we are in year 110 of the 'last days.' How should we view this 'new light' from Jesus' guys? Listen in.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast
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