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This bulletin features: Three Shirt Buttons. 32 White Horses. Clothing. Shade. Colour. Genitals. Ancestors. Pepe’s. Jeans. Straight. Boring. Gayness. And Uniform Code of Attire. Transcript: https://bit.ly/3sZY1mE Background Score: Studio 2020: Quincas Moreira | I Have a Reservation: TrackTribe | Quirky Comedy: The_Mountain (Pixabay) | Sound Effects: Pixabay Warning: This of course, is my opinion. If yours isn’t the same as mine and has worked for you, keep it intact. 

This bulletin features: A Friend. Parties. Light Beams. Conversations. Din. Voice Box. Bullshit. Priority.  Battleground. Father. God. Catholic Marriage. Mother. Beef. Passive Aggressiveness.  Jesus. Mary. Joseph. Peacemaker. Catholic Church. Man. And Woman.  Transcript: https://bit.ly/3RjWmlX Background Score: Studio 2020: Quincas Moreira | I Had a Feeling: TrackTribe | Toccata in D minor: Bach | Sound Effects: Garfield Dsouza and Pixabay Warning: If you listen to this episode, not even a confession will save your soul. So, walk away right now. 

This bulletin features: The NBC. Fuck.  Dickhead. Spokesperson. Chutiye. Psychological Trauma. KFC. News Channel. He.  Permission. Bourbon Biscuits.  Genre. News Flash. News Editor. And RTNSC. Transcript: https://bit.ly/3Zbn4Pu Background Score: Instant Crush: Corbyn Kites | Sound Effects: Pixabay Warning: Hardly meant for the PG-13 audiences. And hardly meant for many from the R and NC-17 categories either. 

This bulletin features: Straight. Bisexual.  Sex. Hair. Shoulders. Christmas. Bombay. Celebrity. Online Tickets. Hard Ones. Fuck Friend. Green Eyes. Sexual. Heathrow. And Class. Transcript: https://bit.ly/44GLodi Background Score: Studio 2020: Quincas Moreira | Christmas Vacation - Christmas Eve and New Year Fairy Tale: SoundGalleryBy (Pixabay.com) | I Have a Reservation: TrackTribe Warning: There might be a tremor of truth in this that measures 7.5 on the Richter Scale. If you don’t sense it, chances are you’re either insensitive or part of the reason the tremor took place. Either that or you’ve sensed far too many to completely disassemble from the inside. 

This bulletin features: Tiniest Buses. 560 kms.  Candolim. Paradise. Hell. Shipping Containers. Tinpots. Slits. Bum. Acrobatics. Daddy-long Legs. Dhinchak. Bling. Passengers. Suffocation.  Dilapidated. And Spirt of Goa. Transcript: https://bit.ly/3PwnL2B Background Score: Instant Crush: Corbyn Kites | Sound Effects: Garfield Dsouza Warning:  This episode has all it takes to not land anywhere inside a tourism brochure. Besides, it also talks about bums; if you’re tuning in from The Conservatory of India, tune out right now. 

This bulletin features: Fuck. Knick-knacks. Shopping. Indians. Toilet. Bathroom. Integrity. Lens. Underwear. Foods. Ex. Attitude. Upmarket.  Package. Prize catch.  Bourbon. and Romcom.  Transcript: https://bit.ly/3q6eZhO Background Score: Instant Crush: Corbyn Kites | Six O’Clock Rush: TrackTribe | Sound Effects from Pixabay.com  Warning: This episode has no warnings— unless two men shopping romantically is the warning you want. In that case, you are not meant for this episode. 

This bulletin features: A Woman. Closet.  Furniture. Spread.  Legs. Straight. Hands.  Hip. Manly. Sexuality.  Heterosexual. Bum. Crotch. Business. And Solution.  Transcript: https://bit.ly/3MNRmmQ Background Score: Sound Effects from Pixabay.com | Ducky Funk: Quincas Moreira Warning: If The Ten Commandments or Hum Aapke Hain Kaun is your thing, then you are not this episode’s thing. 

This bulletin features: Pink. Lizards. Walking.  Black mass. Disguise.  Hydrogen. Conservative.  Throuples. Orgy. Filth. Regime.  Gay naked abandon.  Lesson. Straight-and-narrow.  Etiquette. Desires. And civic sense.  Transcript: https://bit.ly/444KV5q Background Score: Haridwar Traffic and Old Noisy Ceiling Fan + Room Tone: Sound Effect from Pixabay.com | Indian crow bird sound/ bird call: Sound Effect by rzalmanialmani from Pixabay.com Warning: This episode is logically ill. Refrain from tuning in if your intelligence is artificial and/or you're allergic to products from Ire &Sat. 

This bulletin features: Nondescript. Brown. A chair. A table. Legs. Drama queen. Moan. Fucked up.  Real estate. Six million.  Spinal cord. Tongue.  And sleeping on the table. Transcript: https://bit.ly/3mYTmyx Background Score: Haridwar Traffic: Sound Effect from Pixabay.com | Indian crow bird sound/ bird call: Sound Effect by rzalmanialmani from Pixabay.com | Waltz of the Flowers: Tchaikovsky Warning: Certified fit for those who think 1 + 1 might also be equal to 3 or 4.

This bulletin features: Fanatical Catholic. The New Testament. Alleluia. God. Fuccccccck! Jeremiah. Corrupting Talk. Bitch. Crude Joking. Gaslighting. Indians. And Humiliation.  Transcript: http://bit.ly/3UfvoLN Background Score: Chapel and Church Organ Prelude - Intro - in D-Major: JuliusH from Pixabay.com | Church Organ: Music_For_Videos from ⁠Pixabay.com⁠ | Ethereal Voices - Ambient Boys Choir Humming: JuliusH from Pixabay.com | Old Church Bell and church bell: Sound Effect from Pixabay.com  Warning: Certified unfit for ChatGPT-3, ‘Oralpo Lice, and Cat Licks. ============================================== PIXABAY LICENSE CERTIFICATE ============================================== This document confirms the download of an audio file pursuant to the Content License as defined in the Pixabay Terms of Service available at https://pixabay.com/service/terms/ Licensor's Username: https://pixabay.com/users/music_for_videos-26992513/ Licensee: u_kyk8e7kgyo Audio File Title: Church Organ Audio File URL: https://pixabay.com/music/funerals-church-organ-124638/ Audio File ID: 124638 Date of download: 2023-04-07 12:26:56 UTC Pixabay GmbH c/o Lacore Rechtsanwälte LLP Berliner Freiheit 2, 10785 Berlin, Germany Pixabay is a user-contributed stock content website. The above-named Licensor is responsible for this audio file. Pixabay monitors uploaded audio files only to a reasonable extent. Pixabay cannot be held responsible for the acts or omissions of its users and does not represent or warrant that any required third-party consents or licenses have been obtained. For any queries related to this document please contact Pixabay via info@pixabay.com.

This bulletin features: Gourmet. Catholic faith.  Accent. Birthday. Belch. Cackle. Jeers.  A Call Centre.  American. Jeans. Ice. Prick. Divine incarnations. Beer. Wine. Love. Throat. And attack. Transcript: http://bit.ly/3zDlGJy Background Score: Studio 2020: Quincas Moreira | Chapel and Church Organ Prelude - Intro - in D-Major: JuliusH from Pixabay.com | Agnus Dei X - Bitter Suite: Kevin Macleod Agnus Dei X - Bitter Suite by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://www.amazon.com/Agnus-Dei-X/dp/B00QGC7W3Y Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Warning: Script by S. Cand -Al & S. Hock. Digestive discretion recommended. 

This bulletin features: Live. Press. Conference. NBC. Changes. English. Seriously. Society. Talk. Don’t matter at all. Facts. Chutiye. Idiot. And questions.  Transcript: http://bit.ly/3luCuPx Warning: We have no idea where we’re going. With this, I mean. 

This bulletin features: Phone company. Ambassador.   Yellow. Country cousins. Parasite. Ingrateful. Ungrateful. ABC. Self-trading. Fake. Trauma. 1.5 billion. Car. Plane.  Hotel suites. And my trash can.  Transcript: http://bit.ly/3LzUfYa Background Score: Instant Crush: Corbyn Kites Warning: If you think this episode reeks of privilege, chances are that it does. 

This bulletin features: Mattresses. ChatGPT. Rags. Suicide. Hell. After the funeral. Father. Mother. Sex. The middle of the road. Seas of saffron. My boyfriend. And the hell that is to come. Transcript: http://bit.ly/3J5f6ju Background Score: Instant Crush: Corbyn Kites | Agnus Dei X - Bitter Suite: Kevin Macleod Agnus Dei X - Bitter Suite by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://www.amazon.com/Agnus-Dei-X/dp/B00QGC7W3Y Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Warning: This news bulletin is H-rated, which means it’s meant only for human consumption. AI systems and robots are advised to boycott this episode.

This bulletin features: The table from Episode 01. The NBC. A self-imposed exile. Some action. Grant Road. Ubers. Mount Mary’s Church. Fancy degrees from the UK. Drawers. Bathrooms. Icy bitches. And networking. Transcript: http://bit.ly/3KHVq7x Background Score: Instant Crush: Corbyn Kites Warning: If I have offended you, I apologize. Which, of course, because it’s conditional, is nowhere close to being an apology at all.

This bulletin features: The fuck up. Jeans. Aila. The Bullying Tiger. Eyeliner. Money. Maila. Bombay. Cockroaches. The Seminary. Children. And her choice. Transcript: http://bit.ly/3ks1Uwz Background Score: Studio 2020: Quincas Moreira Warning: No permissions were taken for this segment simply because no one took mine to say what they did.

This bulletin features: One headline. The media. My washing machine. Mother. Porn. Froth. A hand wash. Curtains from Episode 03. A rundown factory. A favour. And the question of the rings. Transcript: http://bit.ly/3xRW3Ui Background Score: Instant Crush: Corbyn Kites Warning: Do I need to tell you what it is. You’re clever enough, aren’t you?

This bulletin features: Laws. Bums. Boots. Sweet talk. A Journalist. Ass. Cubicles. Curtains. Cosmetic Surgery. The table from Episode 01. And some more dirt. Transcript: http://bit.ly/3SxGsmz Background Score: Instant Crush: Corbyn Kites Warning: Contains Eritas. You know what that is by now. Consult your physician before consumption.

This bulletin features: Three hours. My window. Roads. Sludge. Sex. Mader#$%^. Mother Dearest. The table from Episode 01. And some more dirt. Transcript: http://bit.ly/3Z2r9op Background Score: Instant Crush: Corbyn Kites Warning: Contains Eritas. Find out what that is, consult your dictionary, and refrain from calling the moral police. They’ve enough on their plate.

This bulletin features: Porn. The restaurant. 2:00 am. A book club meeting. A table. And some dirt. Transcript: http://bit.ly/3SxkVKK Background Score: Instant Crush: Corbyn Kites Warning: Listener discretion is recommended.