Sequelisers
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Sequelisers is a film podcast about discussing, re-writing, recasting and ultimately fixing the bad sequels from the history of cinema.
Hosted by Jack Chambers-Ward with Matthew Stogdon and Tim Maytom.
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It's our final ever VIP pick and Jack's final pitch. And what better way to play us out than taking a forgettable sequel to a forgettable adventure film and elevating it to something truly beautiful? You're in for a treat, folks.
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Thanks to one of our VIPs, we're taking a look at a beloved horror comedy classic. Or, more accurately, the grotesquely puppeted sequel bearing the same name. But being the wild card final season, we've got so much we can do to fix it. So are we bringing it back as a sequel, a prequel or a remake? All remains to be seen. Get it? Remains? Corpse. Yeah, you got it.
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Paddington. One of the most highly revered and praised films had a third instalment that was by no means bad but fell short of its predecessors. So we were asked by one of our VIPs to fix it. But how do you contend with Paddington and Paddington 2? Do you make a sequel, a prequel or a remake? Well, that's Jack's problem.
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Song by Captain Qubz - Rawness [Paddington Station Remix]
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What happens when you get a sequel to a movie that's technically already a sequel, as well as a remake, that made a billion dollars and kickstarted a calamitous path that led to an infinite spooling of unbearable live action Disney remakes? You send it our way of course! But the question is, do we sequelise, prequelise, or requelise Alice Through The Looking Glass?
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Our final, wild card season continues with our first VIP pick. And it's an incredibly recent release - only a few months old at time of recording. Moana 2 went on to gross more than its predecessor but considering it was a TV series that was rushed and condensed into a feature, it loses something along the way. But the question is, do we sequelise it, prequelise it, or requelise it?
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Put on your sunglasses, grab the nearest ancient relic, reload your Berettas and get ready for a wide range of terrible accents as the Sequelisers tackle the Lara Croft Tomb Raider sequel in this Season 14 finale episode!
See you next week for the start of the inter-season fun!
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Thanks to the fine supporters on patreon taking a vote, we're going to fix mid 90s comedy Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. Taking Jim Carrey at the very height of his powers and sending his rubber face to Africa. What could possibly go wrong? And, more importantly, how the hell are we going to fix this mess?
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We haven't touched on George Lucas' cinematic sins in a while, but this probably wasn't the one you were expecting us to tackle next. This week, we take a trip to Nostalgiatown, California as we examine the sequel to one of the most profitable films of all time, American Graffiti.
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1Aca-scuse me?! We're doing what now?!
Yes, thanks to one of our lovely VIPs, we're here to battle over the Barden Bellas.
Will you miss Pitch Perfect 3 when it's gone? We hope not because it's time for us to fix it!
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Another week, another VIP pick. And this one is gonna divide some people. There are those who have seen and love the comedic horror tropes of the House series, those who have seen them and don't really care for it, and those who have never heard of the franchise at all. Regardless of where you sit, it's time for us to create a solid haunted house story for you. Emphasis on 'haunted'. And LITERAL emphasis on the word 'house' (that'll make sense later).
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Sometimes, when you're successful enough in another career and make friends with directors, you get to make a film of your own. And if you're a member of the Wu-Tang Clan, it's only natural that it's a kung fu film with an awesome soundtrack.
This week, we're taking on The Man With The Iron Fists 2 - will our Sequelisers Style be strong enough?
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It's another VIP pick and that means another horny film, apparently!
Philip Morgan has chosen Cruel Intentions 2... No, wait, that's a prequel! It's actually Cruel Intentions 3!
So, let's spell the alphabet with our tongues and sniff our crucifix necklaces as we fix an utterly awful sequel to a 90s cult classic.
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Quick, name three movies about Greek-American culture. If you said My Big Fat Greek Wedding, congratulations. So this week we're going Greek, from the Windex to the walls. Because while My Big Fat Greek Wedding was a fair amount of fun, the sequel is anything but.
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Time to crack open a cold one with the boys, except the cold one is a barrel of experimental army gas, and the boys are all unstoppable corpses. That's right, we're taking on The Return of the Living Dead franchise this week, exploring its weird legal history, its huge impact on zombie lore, and its absolutely terrible sequels.
Altogether now... "brainnnnssss"
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We've put a spell on you and one way or another, we're gonna getcha getcha getcha.
That's right, we're heading to Salem to fix the disappointing sequel that came out in 2022, Hocus Pocus 2.
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The absolute pinnacle of "that had a sequel?" 1983s WarGames stands as both an interesting example of cold war fears, as well as some early AI and automation fears that are still relevant to this day. WarGames: The Dead Code is just a big pile of arse-water. So brace yourselves.
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Send your mind back 20 years - George Bush is about to win a second term as President, "Drop It Like It's Hot" is in the charts, and Ashton Kutcher is about to time travel himself into trouble. This week, we're taking a look at The Butterfly Effect and its terrible, direct-to-DVD sequel. Can we flap our wings and make something good out of this mess?
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Thanks to one of our Patreon VIPs, the Sequelisers head to the Appalachian Mountains and delve into some caves (and probably some pools of blood and/or faeces). While they're there, they try to fix the disappointing sequel, The Descent Part 2.
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Are you familiar with the trucker movie craze that swept the US from the late 1970s to early 1980s? Don't worry, not many are. But one of our VIPs is and wanted us to talk about a beloved classic that simply didn't translate well outside of America: Smokey and the Bandit II.
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It's time for Season 14, and we're kicking off with a recent film that screamed franchise potential and then flushed it all down the toilet with an incoherent second film. Can we save Kingsman: The Golden Circle, or is it destined to be more of a golden shower?
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Slow it down, man. Trying to rush through a movie plot while talking about red mist and fricking Tiamat isn't doing anyone any favors.
10/10 lol