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Ask yourself a simple Christmas question.What is 'The Nutcracker' about?Recite the plot. Of 'The Nutcracker'. Right now. Do it.Do it.You can't, can you? Because deep down, you have absolutely no idea what the famous Russian ballet that takes place in Nuremberg, Germany is actually even about! You know there's a Nutcracker! And maybe some sugar plum fairies! MAYBE you know there's a rat king! But do you ACTUALLY KNOW THE STORY?NO! NO ONE DOES!So, anyway, we talk about that this week.Lots of other things too. Some happy things, some sad things.RIP Rob Reiner, one of the greatest film makers of all time.Also, our most frequent celebrity guest does not make an appearance this episode, so you get one without any mentions of the witch with an enviable toolkit.Witch in this context means actual witch, it's a whole pun, see if you can work it out.Bonus points if you understood that.Its Morning Radio, TBD!Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

Are you ready for "A Christmas Comes Home for Christmas", "Holiday in Holidaysville: A Small Town Christmas Love Story", and "Jack Lumber's Christmas Tree Lot Saves the County Oranphanage For Christmas"?!That's right, ladies and gentlemen! It's time for all your favorite Hallmark slop Christmas movies, and boy howdy we got 'em here today!This week, on the program!AI relationships! The right move for you?? We discuss!AND!The pentagon press gaggle- influencers doing interviews now?! Let's rap!AS WELL!Norovirus! Is it hiding in your lettuce? Maybe! Maybe not! We're just asking questions!You're gettin' a real humbug of a humdinger of an episode of an... oops, almost took the schtick too far.Listen in, kids!It's MORNING RADIO, TBD!Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

Josh and the Fitz go hard on the ASMR this morning!....... FOR THE FIRST TWO MINUTES.After that, its basically just a normal episode, so if your earholes aren't prepared for close mic talking, don't worry, they drop it pretty quick.TODAY! ON THE PROGRAM!Marco's Pizza: what the hell is this business model?! Why are you only having DoorDash and not your own Delivery drivers?! YOU. ARE. ON. BLAST.Also, if you're a 35+ that has any memory of early internet and the great flash animations of the past- there is an easter egg around the midway point of this episode where Gulstaff, Sorceror of Light makes a guest appearance. You won't want to miss it.Also, ALSO. GODZILLA SAVES CHRISTMAS! YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THIS!yes the half rhyme was intentional, no you can't unread it.ITS MORNING RADIO, TBD!Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

This one is a straight waltz down memory lane into the mystical lands of Calvin and Hobbes, the one and sole greatest newspaper cartoon to ever grace the pages of print.Stupendous Man? We got it. Spaceman Spiff? We got it. The G.R.O.S.S. club? We got it. We got it ALL here today.AND FOR TODAY ONLY ITS ALL HALF OFF THANKS TO CRAZY KHONSU'S MOONLIGHT MADNESS SALE DOWN AT PHRUGAL PHARAOH'S!We also talk about electric eels for a while. And its possible this episode got attacked by an electric eel because Ryan's audio becomes absolutely unforgivable at one point, so just kinda bear with us.You're getting a real whopper of a scatterchart on this one. I mean we really go all over the place. Politics. Comics. The human timeline. Its all here.Buckle up, kids, we're so back.Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

MORNING RADIO, TBD IS NOW BROUGHT TO YOU BY PHRUGAL PHARAOH'S! PHRUGAL PHARAOH'S!! ITS YOUR ONE STOP SHOP TO KEEP YOUR PYRAMID TIP TOP! PHRUGAL PHARAOH'S! READY? SET! GO!Did you catch the subtle Set, or Seth, joke in there? As in the Egyptian god of Chaos and Storms? Also reverred in Forgotten Realms as Umberlee, the B*tch Queen of the Seas? Have we gone too far with this? We've gone too far with this. So anyway. We talk about Crystal Pepsi, which is just... I mean, it's peak content, guys. THIS is what everyone has been asking for. LOTS of Halo talk in this one. Like all the way through. If it's not your jam, maybe skip around a bit and see if you can find some other delicious tidbits.There's a pretty good conversation in there about our anxious dreams. Want some anxious dreams? We'll give you anxious dreams.ALL THIS AND MORE!Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

Did we get your attention with that one? Well guess what. It's not clickbait. Ryan hates The Library.By 'The Library' we're referring to Mission 6 of Halo: Combat Evolved.Because a significant portion of this podcast is taken up talking about Halo: Campaign Evolved.Okay, maybe not a significant portion, but enough that like... yeah, the boys are talking Halo today.What else are they talking about?! I'm glad you asked! Cream pies! That's right! Say it out loud. Cream. Pies! They also talk about Unicorns. Yep, unicorns. It's a a wild one, folks. You kinda wanna pour yourself a nice scotch, settle into your finest reading chair, and enjoy it. Here we go.Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

This episode is chopped, we're so cooked. Based.If nothing you've read so far made any kind of sense, congratulations! You're in the prime listening cohort for Morning Radio, TBD!Here's the thing. We can promise the following. Absolutely nothing beyond the first five minutes of this episode will have you reaching for your handy Gen Alpha pocket translator. Why the heck hasn't Google Translate come up with a solution for this yet? So if you can get past the opening... it's a pretty okay episode.Fanfic?! Is it real art? Or is it just human copycat nonsense?Would you rather try to survive the jungle or a huanted house?! We discuss!Fizzy Yoohoo? Is it for you, hoo? Talk about it we do-hoo.It's the great butter battle of 2025! Think that came out of nowhere? Wait until you hear about Egg Creams!Alright, that's enough random mishmash nonsense for today. The description isn't as unhinged is normal but like... I don't know, guys, not all of these can be bangers.Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

Which curse would you dare?A baphomet cookie?Or the Taco Bell Baja Blast Cream Pie?Both of these things are real. Only one of them is a sugary delight that will make you question the legitmacy of existence itself. The other is a mess of toxic waste poured into a psuedo-churro crust with more color additives than RFK can shake a CDC at. We won't tell you witch is witch, but we're pretty sure you can figure it out.This week, on the program!Ms. Nicole Kidman: the announcer guy would like to speak with you on a private matter of utmost secrecy involving what your plans are for Friday night and whether or not it's too soon to be asking these questions.AND! Ryan gets an unexpectedly cool gift from a forest witch. Josh counters with the latest culinary abomination from America's chief Mexican food doppleganger. ALSO! Josh thinks maybe the Manitou folklore in Ghost Story was better left on the cutting room floor. Will he convince Ryan, or is THIS ghost story destined to haunt our wayward writer to his grave?!The season's getting spookier so the episodes are getting sweeter- from a sugar content perspective that is! Only 99grams per serving, 3 servings to an episode, all this and MORE!On Morning Radio, TBD!Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

Is 'The Count of Monte Cristo' the original Batman story?! Tune and find out! It's this week's top story on Morning Radio, TBD!You know what you need this morning? This wondrous and potential filled Monday morning where all things could happen? You need a discussion about how big Superman's pecs are and whether or not popcorn balls were actually a creation of the devil himself.These are actual discussion points today. Batman. Classical literature. Supe's hawt bod. Crappy Candy.We are absolutely on one today, ladies and gentelmen.Rest in peace, Robert Redford. You deserved better than our memorium. Probably Hollywood will do you right. But like, don't be looking this direction cause, we're just a couple of doctor Seuss mother truckers cappin' off freestyle about comic book nonsense. Again. Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, Josh and Ryan are weighing in heavyweight style on the definining question of our generation, the most material qualm of the current century, the most consequential, salient, and prescient issue to face mankind since the Reichstag Fire...What do you think of the Cracker Barrel logo change and reversal?There is nothing more important to the fate and future of mankind as a species and as an intergalactic traveler, hurtling through the dark of space towards a destiny unknown, than understanding exactly how woke the Cracker Barrel logo change is.If you don't have an opinion on this that closely matches our own, you're not only clearly wrong but you are destined for the scrap heap of history, to be cast aside when the nuclear winds sweep across the desert plains of what remains of this insignifcant planet after the great Cracker Barrel wars consume all humanity and leave behind only the strong, only the fit, only the superior to rise up and reclaim the mortal universe as their own.So there's that.Anway, here's the show.Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

Do you get it? Instead of 'driving' me crazy? Do you get it? It's a pun. Because we spend the first part of the episode talking about why people go nuts on airplanes and the uncomfortable experiences we've had going through TSA security lines. It's the end of summer vacation, it's time for one last trip, so let's get weird.It's Morning Radio, TBD!This week on the program!More superhero nonsense. The Fitz is on one again about superhero fatigue and this time he brought reciepts in the form of box office returns for Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts.Josh is excited about the returns of Deathstalker and Red Sonja! But is this really the best Hollywood can do anymore? Mediocre rehashes of two sub mediocre sword and sorcery movies a total of 9,185 people worldwide have ever seen, and 40 of them have seen them twice??!And! AI psychosis. Because people are in relationships with ChatGPT and what is reality anymore?Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

The challenges of the Tomatometer on Rotten Tomatoes and what it says about movie review culture.Why all cheap tomato sauces taste the same and what it says about bad pizza culture.Why bees beeing used to fertilize tomato crop in France lead to a mass outbreak of stings, and what it says about bee culture.Tomatoes and culture. Inextricably linked.Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

This week, Josh and Ryan are running for president and finally reveal what their campaign platforms are. They also talk a lot about superheroes. Maybe too much about superheroes. Batman and Superman didn't need this much airtime. But they get it anyway. Plus Jaws makes an appearance. And then bigger Jaws makes an appearance. Because 2025 isn't too late for an extremely niche mid 2000s Family Guy reference.Good talk, bro.Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

Why smashburgers? Because the beef with Sabrina has been squashed.Its a pun title.That's as clever as you get right now. A fake beef with Sabrina Carpenter pun.We talk about some other stuff, too. Maybe stick around and find out. You'll have a time. The neutrality of that statement was intentional.Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

You want creative, cheeky episode comments again?Get your friends to start listening to us.Today's episode: why politics broadly suck and there's still a lot to be angry about, Lemmy Kilmister and the "band that's just one person" phenomenon, Sabrina Carpenter rips off a Spinal Tap album cover.No, but really, she did. Sabrina Carpenter is a plague on humanity.Hashtag the beef is not real.Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

Poor movie theater etiquette, AI nonsense, Marvel humor commentary, and the Oreo lawsuit.Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

Car turn signals rant, Hakeem Jeffries, More AI stuff.Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

Look y'all. Our blurbs guy is tired this week. And let's be honest. No one's reading these. People don't read anymore. We don't live in a reading society. Blurbs guy wonders if there was a way to put a flashy video edited with lots of quick cuts, random movements, dangling string, and hype music to describe the episode if more people would be down here in the episode description asking questions about 'how did the gang get scammed'? 'IS my energy drink actually trying to kill me?!' 'whereforartthou fair Romeo?!' But that's nonsense. We bet you don't even read the descriptions of the podcasts you actually like, much less something you casually put on for background noise while you do the dishes, or fold the laundry, or engage in casual and ulitmately ungratifying foreplay while your mind wanders to the far reaches of existentialsim and you ask the harder, deeper questions like 'is this really all there is?' Yes. Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast

Its the Morning Radio TBD Halloween special.......... six months too late.S... seven months, too late.Ten months?Start over.It's the Morning Radio, TBD Halloween special, Four Months Early!Only it's not really. We just spend an inordinate amount of time talking about sexy vampires in modern cinema, and whether or not Colin Farrel was a better Jerry Dandridge than the colossal Chris Sarendon. Ryan has opinions. Josh does, too. Let's just focus on the fun part of this episode. VAMPIRES.We talk about the tax bill, too. Like, a lot. And its angry. There's nothing beautiful about the conversation, but it is big. So, you know, buyer beware. So, yeah, vampires and taxes. We tried to keep it balanced but even though when we came back we said we didn't want to do politics anymore, we're doing politics.And vampires.Also, to clarify in case you missed the /s, (that means "sarcasm," boomers) this is not a Halloween episode. We'll do our Halloween episode in, I don't know, November or something. This description is chaos. So is the world. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC productionIntro Music provided by Apple GarageBand LoopsLike what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast