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Do you want a podcast that's about Japan and Japanese culture but is a little dark? Well look elsewhere, because this podcast is the most dark and disturbing part of a dark and disturbing society that some like to call home, others call Nihon, and others still just see as Porn Island.
Join your two hosts Jesus and Michael (yeah seriously) as they take a comical and informative journey through the world of Japan through JAV. Yes, that's Japanese adult videos. This is a porn podcast. But it's funny, and it's focused on the greatest porn star to ever come out of Japan: Lala Kudou (工藤ララ).
Yes, it's a porn review podcast where we watch and discuss a Lala Kudou video every week. We aren't doing anything illegal, but my God it feels like we are.
The Kudou Lala Land Podcast with Michael and Jesus mines the blackest depths of humanity for nuggets of comedy gold. Join us as we dissect every video starring JAV idol Lala Kudou and learn more reasons why humanity was a mistake. Has Japanese porn gone too far? Is this the worst podcast idea on Earth? Should we be cancelled from the solar system? All of the above.
You won't get an intelligent insight into the strange happenings in the JAV industry here, but you will hear two guys try to make each other laugh as they come to terms with how weird and disturbing JAV can be and try to figure out wtf they're watching? We're your guys. Adults only--very very much adults only.
Join your two hosts Jesus and Michael (yeah seriously) as they take a comical and informative journey through the world of Japan through JAV. Yes, that's Japanese adult videos. This is a porn podcast. But it's funny, and it's focused on the greatest porn star to ever come out of Japan: Lala Kudou (工藤ララ).
Yes, it's a porn review podcast where we watch and discuss a Lala Kudou video every week. We aren't doing anything illegal, but my God it feels like we are.
The Kudou Lala Land Podcast with Michael and Jesus mines the blackest depths of humanity for nuggets of comedy gold. Join us as we dissect every video starring JAV idol Lala Kudou and learn more reasons why humanity was a mistake. Has Japanese porn gone too far? Is this the worst podcast idea on Earth? Should we be cancelled from the solar system? All of the above.
You won't get an intelligent insight into the strange happenings in the JAV industry here, but you will hear two guys try to make each other laugh as they come to terms with how weird and disturbing JAV can be and try to figure out wtf they're watching? We're your guys. Adults only--very very much adults only.
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We're back to the podcast with the Season Premiere of Season 2! Join Doc White and Marty McJesus on a brand new adventure through time! You'll shake and quiver with delight! Your hair will turn white with fear and fright! And you'll want to nuke the nation of Japan a third time for releasing even more horrific evil onto the world and indulging pedophiles! Join us as we go back…to the podcast! Fwosh fwooosh neeeeer vroooom vrooooom reeeeekkk pew pew pew brkkkkrkkkkkkk bewwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooom
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by pornography, dragging themselves through the japanese streets looking for an angry fix, angelheaded pedos burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of JAV, who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up fapping in the supernatural darkness of mother's-basement flats floating across the tops of tities contemplating lala I'm with you in Osaka in my dreams you cum dripping from a fap-journey on the highway across Japan in tears to the door of my studio in the Eastern night
If you aren't Lala Kudou, don't listen to this episodou.
The real Lala Kudou was the friends we made along the way.
Love. True love. Hashtag no homo. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.
Watchalong with us! Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.
Skip ahead if you want to hear us talk about the video. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.
Jesus has passed away and Michael is in prison for murder. Will a young FPI agent be able to track down a new copycat killer whose unusual methods have kept her from capture? Can Michael help save the lives of young innocents who await like innocent lambs the slaughter? Or will he escape justice yet again through a cunning ruse? All will be revealed in this week's episode of...The Kudou Lala Land Podcast! Brought to you by Snicgers...so hangry you're about to smoke some crack, commit welfare fraud, and steal a bike? Have a Snicgers, you aren't Jewself when Jew hungry. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.
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Freedom of speech gives people the legal right to say things that would otherwise be illegal in different contexts, such as threatening physical violence on another human being. If said seriously, this can end someone in trouble. If said satirically on a podcast as a joke, it's totes okay. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.
Jesus loves Jake Sisko it's his favorite fictional character of all time. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69
We will seize the means of semen production, cumrades. I'm so bad at writing these. And being funny. This is a cry for help. Yeah another one. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69. We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?
Penis size unremarkable Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69. We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?
Are you ready to take a trip to swinging 142s Osaka? Yeah baby yeah this video is worse than anything we have done and it put us in a bad mood we could not make this funny I am so sorry don't listen next week is really good though I swear Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69. We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?
Boo Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69. We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?
Andiamo al treno sulla piccolissima bellissima lolissima who kissima a lot when penissinmouth Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69. We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?
Michael finally grows up. Jesus still doesn't know to stay close enough to the mic, though (don't worry, sound improves a lot next episode) Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69. We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?
Joke about episode theme. Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69. We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?
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