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Author: Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan

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We're rereading Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series of fantasy novels! Why? Because they're so much fun!

We recap the events of the story as we go, so you don't have to read along unless you want to.

These books are pretty great already, but what we add is a lot of jokes of varying hilarity, and a little insight. We have a great time recording these and we hope you'll have a great time listening. Join us!
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Egwene, Nynaeve, and Elayne get familiar with the Seanchan, which is unpleasant. Rand hangs out in Cairhien with Moiraine's family, which is awkward. Mat discovers that Min is working for Ishamael, which is nonsensical. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:19) - Intro (00:30) - Pre Watch (02:38) - Post Watch (15:32) - Outro Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club!Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0
We spend a lot of time watching Moiraine and Verin, neither of whom does much worth mentioning. So forget that sentence. Perrin meets Aviendha, who is pretty cool. Also Nynaeve and Elayne evade the Seanchan, but Egwene does not. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:18) - Intro (00:51) - Pre watch (06:21) - Post watch (22:27) - Outro Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club!Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0
Nynaeve, Egwene, and Elayne walk right into Liandrin's Seachan trap (the first of many, perhaps). Selene is revealed to be Lanfear when Moiraine runs her through with a sword while Rand is running her through with... not a sword. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:18) - Intro (00:35) - Pre watch (04:56) - Post watch (22:56) - Outro Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club!Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0
Nynaeve faces her Accepted test. Rand and Selene go anti-slumming it in a fancy party to get some fancy wine so Rand can bribe fancy Logain. Mat and Min team up but it turns out Min sucks now. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:19) - Intro (00:27) - Pre watch (21:50) - Post watch (23:13) - Outro Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club!Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0
The Wheel of Time show continues! As do we, your intrepid (re)viewers. Do Moiraine and Lan work out their feelings? Does Rand go grim and violent way ahead of schedule? Does the most Daughter-Heir-est of Daughter-Heirs finally make an appearance? Yes, yes, and oh, yes. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ {{chapter}}Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club!Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0
We return once more for the premiere of season 2 of the Wheel of Time TV show! Our feeling for the first season was... less than positive. Will season 2 exceed our basement-level expectations? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:18) - Intro (11:55) - After Show We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find us at armadillo.club!Music: Intrigue by Alexandr Zhelanov licensed under CC-BY 4.0.
The party of mostly-Emond's-Fielders finally reaches the titular Eye of the World. They meet a very nice and very green man, then they meet a couple of very not-nice Forsaken. Then it's finally time for Rand and Ba'alzamon to settle their theological debate (with swords).Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club!Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
With time growing short, the party turns to the Ways to reach the Eye of the World in time. The Ways are quite nice, if you like pitch blackness and gibbering madness creatures hounding you to death. They do make it to Fal Dara, where they find out just exactly who this Lan guy is.Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club!Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Moiraine and Lan (and Nynaeve!) rescue Perrin and Egwene from the Whitecloaks. Rand draws the attention of a princess, a prince, a queen, an Aes Sedai, a general, a soldier, and a beggar. That's how Two Rivers folk lie low.Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club!Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Rand and Mat hitchhike to Caemlyn, and are accosted by darkfriends at almost every stop. It's enough to make a man suspicious. They do make it to Caemlyn, where Thom's name opens some doors for them (and slams shut others).Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club!Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Perrin and Egwene are chased by some bad birds, and find refuge in a stedding. Their rest doesn't last long, as some Children of the Light arrive and inspire Perrin to turn some white cloaks red. Then Rand and Mat walk themselves into a trap and only escape via some lucky lightning.Bonus: artist's rendition of Elyas Machera, Long Tooth.Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club!Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Egwene and Perrin spend some time absorbing immaculate vibes with the Tuatha'an while Rand, Mat, and Thom hasten south on a rivership. When the river crew reaches Whitebridge, things take a turn for the tragic, and Rand and Mat continue on with a lot less glee, man.Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club!Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
In the cursed city of Shadar Logoth, the party's cozy camp is disrupted by Trollocs and a thing that eats Trollocs for fun. Some end up on a boat, some end up traveling with a wolf pack, and some are just trying to catch up.Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club!Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Rand and Mat get up to zany hijinks in Baerlon, if you consider antagonizing the Whitecloaks zany. Then their party must flee the town for (mostly) unrelated reasons. They end up in an even bigger, and much more evil city: Shadar Logoth.Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club!Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Rand, Mat, and Perrin (and Egwene and Thom) flee from trouble to trouble, pursued by ever-more-terrifying monsters. They make it across the river and to the "city" of Baerlon, where surely they'll be safe.Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club!Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Rand and Tam head back to the farm to make themselves a stew, when a band of uninvited Trollocs show up and try to stew them instead. They escape back to town where Moiraine and Lan have spent the night making crispy Trolloc fritters.Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club!Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
We start on the next Wheel of Time book, which turns out to be The Eye of the World, because time is a big thing that goes around.Rand and his best buds are all ready for a really swell holiday season, but a band of visiting Shadowspawn have other plans.Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club!Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Moiraine and Lan travel together grudgingly to Chachin, where they exit each other's company as quickly as possible. They find themselves tangled up with either end of a dark plot and their only hope is to meet in the middle.Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club!Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
NS: Chapters 13-19

NS: Chapters 13-19

2022-12-0248:50

Moiraine enjoys being a full Aes Sedai, but then she has to flee Tar Valon before she gets enthroned. Lan returns to the borderlands and finds both physical and political peril waiting for him. They finally meet, and one of them ends up in the drink.Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club!Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
NS: Chapters 6-12

NS: Chapters 6-12

2022-11-2550:12

As the search for the Dragon Reborn continues without Moiraine or Siuan's involvement. They're busy studying for their Aes Sedai final exam, which involve a lot more nudity than one might expect.Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club!Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
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Alexsander Costa

i'm from brazil and i'm reading the brazilian edition of teotw! i'd like to know if i'm goin' to receive huge spoilers. twot is not very famous here and i want friends to talk about :/

Aug 7th
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