Club Cosmos Radio: An Astrology Podcast

Double check your birth time, because this week is all about your ascendant aka your rising sign! Your rising sign is one of the loudest and most significant parts of your chart, describing your personality, relational style, fashion sense, appearance, and the way you see the world. It sets up the architecture of your entire birth chart! It’s a big deal! Join us for part one, as we dive deep into the rising sign identities of Aries - Virgo.   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

Welcome to your sci-fi era! Pluto will be in the radical sign of Aquarius for the next 20 years, focusing its transformative powers on technology, democracy, the internet, intentional communities, outsiders, aliens and more! But this is about way more than just AI — after 16 long years in Capricorn, Pluto will also be bringing its spicy brand of evolution to a whole new area of your life. This week, find out what this mega shift in energy will mean for the collective and you with your Pluto in Aquarius rising sign horoscopes!   Horoscope timestamps: Aquarius Rising - 01:24:27 Pisces Rising - 01:26:48 Aries Rising - 01:29:21 Taurus Rising - 01:31:21 Gemini Rising - 01:32:19 Cancer Rising - 01:33:44 Leo Rising - 01:34:57 Virgo Rising - 01:37:01 Libra Rising - 01:39:14 Scorpio Rising - 01:41:55 Sagittarius Rising - 01:43:36 Capricorn Rising - 01:45:21 *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

We're back from our break and we’re unpacking the electric, eccentric contradictions of Aquarius — the visionary air sign here to teach us that sometimes revolution is the only rational choice. Even though Aquarians HATE to be labeled, we’re talking about our favorite Aqua traits, kitsch, vegans, Portland stuff, boy bands, Paris Hilton, scary blue eyes, rebels without a cause, Megan thee Stallion, tricksters, cool kid disease, the hipster era, the Star card and more! Plus the astrology of the week and the pure Leo madness of J.Lo’s new movie trailer.  *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

Time for a kiss from daddy, it’s Capricorn season! For our season finale, we’re exploring the Saturnine superpowers of Capricorn — the worldly, ambitious earth sign here to teach us that our wildest dreams need strong foundations. We’re talking about our favorite Cap qualities, Dolly Parton, boss energy, Andy Kaufman, time travel, cheekbones, suit fixations, 90s supermodels, dominatrixes, the Devil card and more! Plus, enjoy our last weekly horoscope of 2023 and a very sloppy convo about ants and Christmas movies. See you in January!  *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

Join us for in-depth exploration of the astrological vibe-scape of 2024! In this sweeping forecast of the year to come, we’re covering the hard launch of Pluto in Aquarius, Jupiter’s move into Gemini hyperdrive, all the retrogrades, all the eclipses, and more! Plus, our predictions for major tech breakthroughs, harebrained election theories and all the best dates of the year to use for fun and profit.   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

Natal retrograde planets, family moons, artist signatures, career transits and more — we’re back to answer another round of your fabulous questions and debate Beyoncé’s rising sign. Plus May December, Balenciaga x Erewhon and your astrology forecast for December 8-15.   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

What will December’s fast and loose Mercury retrograde mean for your sign? Find out in this week’s mini ep and get your astrology forecast for the week of December 1st! Plus, the girls discuss the cult of Mother God, ceasefire astrology, Cynthia Nixon, AI fails and more.   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

Go big or go home, Sagittarius season is here! This week we’re exploring the funky philosophy of Sag — the optimistic, maximalist fire sign that teaches us to break free of our limitations to squeeze the juice out of life. Plus, we’re giving you a forecast and survival tips for next week’s tense Gemini full moon and Venus-South Node conjunction! We’re talking about our favorite Sagittarius traits, Sag pop icons, whistleblowers, casinos, Cassavetes, costume parties, psychedelia, the Temperance card, Peter Pan Syndrome and more!   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

Our listener mail episode is here at last, and you sent over so many juicy questions that we’re making it a two-parter! This week we’re talking about synthesizing your big three, stelliums, elemental imbalances, planets in detriment, critical degrees, being born on an eclipse and much much more! Plus, we’re getting into this week’s juicy mars cazimi, celebrating the Gemini chaos of North West and asking an important question of our own — which signs are most likely to be Disney adults?   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

Grab your head lamp, we’re going to the underworld! This week is all about Pluto — astrology’s icy power broker that rules radical transformation, depth psychology, domination and ultimate liberation! We’re talking generational cycles, Pluto mythology, capitalism, shame, the Judgment card, the power of empathy, and a very juicy theory — is the Plutonian era coming to an end? We’ll break down what your Pluto placement means for your evolution, and what having a strong Pluto means for your chart. Plus, horoscopes for the week, the dumb phone revolution, and the return of the orcas!   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

Welcome to the Cosmos Clubhouse! This week we’re talking about our other great passion — the Real Housewives. Come take a trip through the housewives zodiac and find out which signs dominate at BravoCon, which signs are purely friend-of material, and why this empire of screaming women could have only been built by a Gemini.   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠

Emergency episode! We read the memoir and this week we’re dedicating the entire ep to the astrology, the magic, the tragedy and the glory of the people’s princess, the sagittarius icon — Ms. Britney Jean Spears. Justin Timberlake, you will be dealt with!  Buy the Woman in Me. Stream the Blackout. Britney 4EVA.  * SEND US QUESTIONS FOR OUR Q&A EPISODE ⁠HERE⁠ * If you’re asking about your chart – don’t forget to include your birth time!  *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠⁠HERE ⁠⁠Follow Kristen ⁠⁠HERE⁠

This week we’re diving deep into the magical mysteries of Scorpio — the sexy, transformative water sign here to teach us how to feel more alive by fearlessly embracing our shadows. Plus, we’re covering your rising sign horoscopes for the partial lunar eclipse in Taurus on October 28! After discussing our girl’s trip to the heart of bridesmaid country and Golden Girls astrology, we chat about Will and Jada’s confusing relationship reveals and the himbo Taurus excellence of David Beckham. Then we discuss our favorite Scorpio traits, water mars, depth psychology, scorpion tattoos, obsession, Drake behavior, the Death card, Egyptian goddesses, “glizing” (the Scorpio glare-smize), Scorp’s secret twee side, Parker Posey, dystopian sci-fi, the occult, Pete Davidson and more!  * SEND US QUESTIONS FOR OUR Q&A EPISODE HERE * ECLIPSE RISING SIGN HOROSCOPES: Eclipse overview — 1:24:48 Taurus + Scorpio — 1:26:50 Gemini + Sagittarius — 1:28:43 Cancer + Capricorn — 1:31:00 Leo + Aquarius — 1:33:40 Virgo + Pisces — 1:35:50 Libra + Aries — 1:38:24 *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram ⁠HERE⁠ Follow Maliea ⁠HERE⁠ Follow Kristen ⁠HERE

Do you like scary movies? Because we sure do! This week, we’re going deep into the spooky history and fascinating astrological signatures of the horror genre, taking a spine-tingling trip from gothic literature and monster movies to 80s slashers and A24 horror. Then, we’re sinking our teeth into the unique horror style of each sun sign in order to identify the biggest ghouls and supernatural superfreaks of the the zodiac! We’re also covering the hot synastry of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, more Mars-South Node chaos in washington, and the forecast for the week. Tune in if you dare, and find out if your sign has what it takes to be the final girl.  *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram HERE Follow Maliea HERE Follow Kristen HERE

Buckle up — eclipse season is here and this one’s big! We’re officially wrapping up the Taurus + Scorpio eclipse cycle and opening the door to a new 1.5 year story of big beginnings, big endings and juicy transformations in the Aries + Libra parts of your chart. This week, we’re exploring the deep history, astrological significations, mysterious weirding and evolutionary potential of eclipse cycles, with predictions for the kinds of stories these eclipses will light up in your chart. Plus we’re talking about Tupac’s case reopening, the WGA strike deal and the Washington chaos sparked by mars on the south node. *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram HERE Follow Maliea HERE Follow Kristen HERE

We're back, baby! And we're kicking off season two with a celebration of the beauty and complexity of Libra — the sophisticated, social butterfly air sign here to teach us how to keep the peace when love is a battlefield. After catching up on our travels during the break and taking a peek at Olivia Rodrigo's chart, we dive into the astrology of the first week of eclipse season – including the spicy Aries full moon on September 29! We're covering soft power, mirroring, the justice card, the dark side of Venus, influencers, Libran rockers, Oscar Wilde, Betty Draper culture, Pedro Almodovar, the curation dilemma, Clueless and more fab pop culture recs for Libra season. *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram HERE Follow Maliea HERE Follow Kristen HERE

For the final episode of season one, we’re exploring the agony and ecstasy of Virgo — the perceptive, analytical earth sign here to teach us that perfection is a messy process. Plus, we’ve got your Virgo season forecast and rising sign horoscopes for mercury retrograde.  We’re covering Virgo’s non-virginal origin story, land stewardship, the hermit card, floppy English charm, martyrdom, high fashion virgos, ballerinas, praise kinks, Mary Oliver, body horror, Elvira, Leonard Cohen and the one virgo to rule them all  — Beyoncé!  Thank you so much for listening to the first season of Club Cosmos Radio! We’ll be back at the end of September. In the meantime, follow us on Instagram @clubcosmosradio and DM us with your burning astrology questions and hot topics!  Horoscope Time Stamps Virgo Rising 01:01:25 Libra Rising 01:02.46 Scorpio Rising 01:05:35 Sagittarius Rising 01:06:42 Capricorn Rising 01:08:10 Aquarius Rising 01:09:21 Pisces Rising 01:11:13 Aries Rising 01:12:08 Taurus Rising 01:13:19 Gemini Rising 01:14:08 Cancer Rising 01:16:43 Leo Rising 01:17:50 *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram HERE Follow Maliea HERE Follow Kristen HERE

We’re back with part two of our tour through the moon signs! Learn all about the inner worlds, emotional processing and nurture needs of Libra through Pisces moons, plus what it means when your moon lives in the 7th-12th houses. We’re also doing a Venus retrograde wellness check and discussing the Montgomery Brawl, Tory Lanez’s sentencing, our love for Small Town Security and the hairy Mars-Neptune opposition on August 22nd (hello hurricane Hilary!). LIBRA / 7th HOUSE 21:28 SCORPIO / 8th HOUSE 27:46 SAGITTARIUS / 9th HOUSE 37:16 CAPRICORN / 10th HOUSE 44:14 AQUARIUS / 11th HOUSE 53:42 PISCES / 12th HOUSE 1:00:52 *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram HERE Follow Maliea HERE Follow Kristen HERE

This week we’re taking you to astrology school with a deep dive into the emotional heart of your chart — your moon sign! The moon is where our feelings live, showing us how we nurture, process, and express our emotions (or don’t). It also teaches us what emotional fulfillment looks like! For part one of this series, we’re looking at the moon through the first six signs and houses of the zodiac. Plus, we’re processing our own emotions about the loss of Pee-Wee, car dysmorphia, and the astrology of the Lizzo lawsuit and Pinky Doll. ARIES / 1st HOUSE 24:10TAURUS / 2nd HOUSE 31:48GEMINI / 3rd HOUSE 39:09CANCER / 4th HOUSE 48:05LEO / 5th HOUSE 55:15VIRGO / 6th HOUSE 01:00:10 *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram HERE Follow Maliea HERE Follow Kristen HERE

Leo season? Purr. This week we're celebrating all the big-haired, big-hearted, big-drama glory of Leo — the dazzling solar sign here to give us the courage to become the main character of our lives! Plus, we've got your Leo season forecasts and rising sign horoscopes for next week's funky and electric Venus-Uranus square. After breaking down the astrology of Doja Cat's war on her Kittenz, Ariana Grande's 'Thank U Next' approach to marriage and ALIENS, we discuss our favorite Leo traits, the significance of your sun sign, healthy narcissism, the Strength card, performance mindset, Kate Bush, getting ready playlists, Leo directors, heart intelligence, cazimis, Showgirls, Julie Newmar's insane Instagram and other pop culture recs for Leo season. *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram HERE Follow Maliea HERE Follow Kristen HERE