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On this bonus episode, Heather comes clean about her recent realization and what she needs to do before the Absolutely Knot cruise in May 2027. She chats about her time in Cabo, LA and something top secret she did with Jackie Schimmel. One of the voicemails becomes Heather’s new favorite. Episode Sponsors:Squarespace: Check out https://www.squarespace.com/absolutely to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code absolutelyQuince: Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.comPlease note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is fired up after dealing with bratty trick or treaters for the 1st Halloween at her new home. She rocked the vote, had a little Mountazuma’s revenge over the weekend, but is ready to tackle Becky Robinson’s Entitled Weekend in Tulum. She takes voicemails about the 5 day work week, the difference between theatre and comedy club shows and how thick a wine glass should be.Episode Sponsors:Bilt: Download the Bilt app and join the membership for where you live, at joinbilt.com/absolutelyBetterhelp: Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/absolutelyThrive Market —Get $30 off your first two orders ONLY when you go to ThriveMarket.com/absolutely. And right now the Cyber Warm Up Sale is on, 25% off, Nov 1-7th, and it stacks with my offer, so you get both. Signup before it ends. Again, that’s ThriveMarket.com/absolutelyTru Niagen: Go to TruNiagen.com and use promo code: ABSOLUTELY for 20% off.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather welcomes the comedy queen herself, Chelsea Handler to the pod for the first time. This iconic duo chats about the state of the world, their travel luxuries, and their relationship with men these days. Chelsea takes on a caller from the Not-line. Check her out on tour or at her special taping in Jersey City. Episode Sponsors:Quince — Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com. Free shipping and 365-day returns, now available in Canada too. Code ABSOLUTELY.Cozy Earth — This season, head to cozyearth.com and find a CityScape set for yourself, or for the person on your list who'll actually wear it. And one quick thing after you order: you'll see a short survey asking how you heard about Cozy Earth. Let them know you heard it here on Absolutely Not.Pendulum — Right now podcast listeners can save up to 48% off their first order at pendulumlife.com/absolutely.Zales — Find your next favorite piece on Zales.com or at a Zales store near you.Ro Body — Go to Ro.co/Absolutelynot to see if you qualify. For side effects of GLP-1 medications, including Boxed Warning, go to Ro.co/Safety.Thrive Market — Join Thrive Market and get $30 off your first two orders plus a free gift when you use my link, thrivemarket.com/absolutely. Get stocked before Halloween. Mandatory: say the $5 a month membership and at least two proof points.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this throwback episode, we are bringing you the only good thing to come out of Covid– Heather finding out that Jennifer Lawrence is a huge fan of the pod.  Heather and JLaw talk about her rise to fame, how she really felt about falling on the Oscar steps and her drive to get out the vote.Episode Sponsors:Hill House Home — Go to hillhousehome.com and use code ABSOLUTELYNOT at checkout for 15% off your first purchase of $150 or more.Nobl — Head to nobltravel.com for up to 67% off your entire order.Pendulum — Right now podcast listeners can save up to 48% off their first order at pendulumlife.com/absolutely.Thrive Market — Join Thrive Market and get $30 off your first two orders plus a free gift when you use my link, thrivemarket.com/absolutely. Get stocked before Halloween. Mandatory: say the $5 a month membership and at least two proof points.Primal Kitchen — Find Primal Kitchen at your local grocery store or on primalkitchen.com.Jones Road Beauty — For a limited time our listeners are getting a FREE full-sized Mascara on their first purchase when they use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout. Just head to Jonesroadbeauty.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather recaps her insane week in NYC doing press for her new Hulu special, By A Thread!  She takes us through Watch What Happens Live, announcing her new tour and the unreal experience of Harry Styles at MSG. Voicemails from gals getting cold calls which leads to conspiracy theories about the aliens amongst us, getting drunk on Tiramisu as a kid, and fan from Baton Rouge that has been streaming the special all weekend. Episode Sponsors:Squarespace — Head to squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when you are ready to launch, use offer code ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.Nutrafol — Nutrafol is offering our listeners $15 off their first month's subscription. Go to Nutrafol.com and use promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Prolon — For a limited time, Prolon is offering listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift. Just visit prolonlife.com/absolutely.Wayfair — Brand copy with no promo code or vanity URL in the doc; see column D.Primal Kitchen — Find Primal Kitchen at your local grocery store or on primalkitchen.com.Sofie Pavitt Face — Get 20% off your first purchase at sofiepavittface.com with code ABSOLUTELY.Quince — Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com. Free shipping and 365-day returns, now available in Canada too. Code ABSOLUTELY.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.