The Custard Splat

We touch on the Bring Back the Splat campaign and why identity and heritage still matter at Southend United, before diving into the club’s “Draw Her Into the Game” campaign and the launch of Southend’s first-ever female mascot.On the pitch, we review the draw at York City and the impressive 4–1 win over Eastleigh, then look ahead to a brutal run of five consecutive away games, starting with Boston United.We finish by shouting out the Southend United U18s, who take on Wrexham tonight at Roots Hall in the FA Youth Cup.Up the Splat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Southend United’s game at Aldershot was called off just 95 minutes before kick-off and fans were already on the road.In this episode of The Custard Splat, Scott and Oli react to another National League postponement, discuss the communication around waterlogged pitches, and break down the brutal reality of Southend now facing 15 games in 49 days.What does this fixture congestion mean for the Shrimpers’ season, squad fitness, and playoff hopes? And how can the process improve for supporters?If you were travelling to Aldershot, we want to hear from you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shrimpers travel to Aldershot Town tonight and we break down where the Shrimpers really stand at this stage of the season.Scott & Scott discuss the current form, promotion hopes, strengths and areas for improvement before being joined by Aldershot fan Cobie Ware, who gives us the opposition perspective whilst following The Shots from Ecuador.Match preview, honest reflections, and football stories from the other side of the world.Up the Splat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How much does promotion actually cost?Forest Green Rovers have published their numbers and they’re eye-watering.£6.5 million a year on wages alone. Championship-level spending.And here’s the mad bit…Despite all that? They’re right there with us in the same play-off fight.So it got us thinking:Is throwing money at a league the smart way to get out of it?Or is building sustainably, backing good recruitment, culture and togetherness actually the better long-term play?We chat through:What £6.5m wages really means at this levelWhy budgets don’t always equal successThe difference between “buying” promotion vs earning itWhere Southend sit in the picture financiallyAnd whether patience + sustainability might actually win the raceA proper reality check on what we’re up against and why maybe we’re doing things the right way.Because if money guaranteed promotion… the table would look very different. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s been a tough week for The Shrimpers. A breathless 3–3 draw with Boston United, followed by a late defeat at the hands of Rochdale, has seen Southend slip out of the play-off places and you can feel the mood dip across the fanbase.In this episode we get into what those results really mean, how fragile momentum feels right now, and whether patience is wearing thin.The big question: if COSU are serious about promotion this season, will they back it with investment - or are we expected to make do? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s been another busy one at Roots Hall and there’s plenty for us to get stuck into.We talk through Nick Hayes’ move to Hartlepool and what that means behind the scenes, Adam Crowther’s departure to Chelmsford, and the club’s plans to appoint a new Director of Football as the next phase of the rebuild continues.There’s also reaction to the news of Ron Martin being declared bankrupt, what (if anything) it changes for Southend United, and where the club stands now off the pitch.And to finish on a high, we look back at positive progress in the FA Trophy and what it could mean for confidence and momentum going forward. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Splat is back after a short break over the New Year and there’s plenty to get stuck into as Scott and Scott return to the mics to dissect all the festive football from Roots Hall.From Christmas results to key talking points and performances, the lads break down what we’ve learned over the busiest period of the season and where things are heading next.This episode also features a chat with David Matthews, Marketing Director at Bath City FC, ahead of this weekend’s FA Trophy clash - offering a look at the opposition and the occasion from the other side. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re dipping into The Custard Splat archive this New Year’s Day with our full-length interview with Frankie Banks, recorded back in August.Part One of this chat was previously released on Spotify and other podcast platforms, while the full interview was originally a Patreon exclusive. Today we’re opening it up for everyone.Think of this episode as a teaser of the kind of deeper, longer-form content you can expect more of going forward with extended interviews and exclusives continuing over on Patreon.Settle in, enjoy the full conversationvand we’ll be back soon with brand-new episodes.Up the Shrimpers 🦐 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s our final episode before Christmas and we’re signing off for the festive break in true Custard Splat style.Scott, OG and Scott B look back on the defeat to Tamworth... asking whether it’s just a frustrating blip or a warning sign as the play-off picture tightens. Are we in danger of slipping out… and could that actually provide the spark this squad needs?We’ll be back following the Boxing Day game when we’ll have absolutely no idea what day it is.Merry Custard Splatmas… and up the Shrimpers 🎙️💙 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scott W and OG break down the emphatic 4-0 FA Trophy win over Truro City, discussing how seriously the competition should be taken and what a decent cup run could mean for league form and momentum.Later in the show, Sadie (aka Mrs Scott W) makes an emergency loan-signing appearance on the pod, bringing with her a completely non–fact-checked quiz to put OG and Scott to the test. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week’s episode of The Splat we dive straight into the drama surrounding Southend United’s abandoned clash with Rochdale. We break down what happened, the implications and the reaction around the fanbase.We also discuss the long-awaited return of Harry Cardwell to the club. What does his comeback mean for the squad? How will he fit into the current system? And what can supporters expect from him this time around? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sitting 7th in the league we find ourselves in a strange spot: competitive, organised, hard to beat… but also looking up at clubs with significantly bigger budgets, including the likes of Forest Green, York, Rochdale, and Carlisle.And this poses the central question of the episode:Is this genuinely our level right now - our “glass floor” - or are COSU capable of breaking beyond it without financial firepower? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Custard Splat is back with another packed episode! Scott W and Oli (OG) take the mic this week to break down a brilliant few weeks for the Shrimpers, including the 0–1 win away at Yeovil and a dominant 3–0 performance against Altrincham at Roots Hall.But it’s not all smooth sailing. With Harry Taylor suspended and Ben Goodliffe a major doubt after a tight hamstring, Scott and OG dig into the very real possibility of a defensive crisis, and what options (if any!) Kev has left at centre-back.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube.💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Part Two of our deep dive with former Southend United goalkeeper Harry Seaden we pick up the story at one of the most turbulent periods in his young career - the Covid era.Harry opens up candidly about the challenges of navigating football during a global pandemic: the isolation, the uncertainty, and the mental toll of constantly being in and out of the side. He reflects on the frustration of feeling close to establishing himself but never quite getting a consistent run and the moment of clarity that ultimately pushed him to request the termination of his contract in 2021.From there, Harry charts a remarkable comeback story.We explore his move to Billericay Town, where he became a record-breaker, playing every single minute of an extraordinary 52-game season across league and cup, a feat of endurance, resilience and professionalism. Harry shares the highs and lows of that campaign, how it rebuilt his confidence and why experiences like that were exactly what he wished he’d had on loan at 18 or 19.Now donning the gloves for Cray Wanderers, Harry discusses his mission to rebuild his stock in the non-league game and prove himself all over again. He also talks passionately about his role as manager of the Ben Bradford Goalkeeping Academy, the pride he takes in coaching young keepers and how his journey, with all its twists, helps him guide the next generation.Expect honesty, insight and a powerful look at the realities of bouncing back in football.This is the conclusion to an unmissable two-part interview and a must-listen for anyone who believes in second chances, hard work, and the fight to carve out a career in the game.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube.💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Part One of our in-depth chat with former Southend United goalkeeper Harry Seaden we dive into the journey that led him from a young academy prospect to making his professional debut for the Blues. Harry opens up about life in the Southend youth system, the pressures and expectations placed on young keepers, and the standout moments that shaped his development.We explore his breakthrough into the first-team squad, what it felt like stepping onto the pitch at Roots Hall in front of the Southend crowd and the characters behind the scenes who influenced his growth. Expect honest reflections, untold stories, and a rare behind-the-curtain look at what it really takes to rise through the ranks as a goalkeeper.This is Part One of an unmissable two-part interview - perfect for Shrimpers fans, academy parents and anyone who loves hearing the real journey of a homegrown talent.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube.💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Southend’s defeat at Carlisle brought frustration, finger-pointing, and a reality check.Scott and Scot sit down to unpack the performance, talk about managing expectations, and take a firm stand against the abuse directed at players online.A shorter, no-nonsense episode — honest, grounded, and all about perspective.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube.💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a big one tonight in the National League, Southend United vs Carlisle United and we’ve got a special guest joining us for the build-up!We're joined by Lee Rooney, co-host of the Brunton Bugle Podcast, to talk all things Carlisle United, their drop into non-league football, and what both sets of fans can expect from this massive clash at Roots Hall.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube.💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Scott and Oli dive head-first into Southend United’s latest FA Cup heartbreak, a frustrating defeat to Wealdstone that’s left Blues fans wondering if there really *is* a curse on our cup campaigns. We take a sobering look back at our FA Cup record over the last decade… and let's just say, it isn’t pretty.But it’s not all doom and gloom, the National League rolls on and we turn our attention to tonight’s clash away at Woking, previewing what the Shrimpers need to do to bounce back and restore some pride under the lights.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube.💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Southend United finish the month in style with four wins from four, momentum building and smiles all round at Roots Hall.This week Oli and Scott W break down another professional performance as the Blues saw off Brackley 2–0 keeping the good times rolling.We also shine a light on the U18s' brilliant 3–0 win away at Bishop’s Stortford, chat about the ongoing wait for a new Women’s Team manager, and celebrate well-earned recognition for Kev and Harry Boyes after a flawless October.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube.💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oli’s away in France celebrating his wedding anniversary, so it’s a two-man booth this week as Scott W and Scott B take to the mics. It's a bumper episode covering all things Southend United from the last 7 days - from back-to-back wins over Morecambe (0–3) and Folkestone Invicta (4–1) to reaction on drawing Wealdstone in the FA Cup.Slavi Spasov’s hot form continues with 4 goals in 3 games and we celebrate Kevin Maher’s 4 years in charge.We also discuss huge developments for the Southend United Ladies, as the club announces plans to appoint its first-ever paid Head Coach in a landmark moment for the women’s team.There’s also praise for the U18s after their 3–0 wins over Dagenham & Redbridge and Sudbury, earning a trip to Bishop’s Stortford in the FA Youth Cup.Finally, we look ahead to this weekend’s clash with Brackley 🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube. 💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.