Happy Horror Coffee Break (old time horror radio show)

Haunted houses are the worst! Unless you become friends with one. Join us this week as we see what will happen when a house that wasn’t becomes a home that shouldn’t, and when a neglectful father becomes a spectral grandfather! Lemons! This week’s Stories: “The House That No One Built” Written by Tobias Wade Read by The Dead Skeleton “Self Portrait of the Dead” Written by Tobias Wade Read by David Phantom of Evelyn’s Casket Musical guest: Evelyn’s Casket With “End For You” The House That No One Built - Creepypasta Self-Portrait of the Dead - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/5fsYxMyvOCD1hlOHJwhB5s?si=YaNoECBvS22kKBh6btQnwQ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

Ever go spelunking? I hear it’s quite safe, just as long as there aren’t any monsters inside the caves. Take an extreme walk with us as we battle some demons, and join a cult! This week’s Stories: “The Cave” Written by Archfeared/Ethan I. Read by Evan Hughes “...in the end” Written by Shannon Higdon Read by Peter Graves of Nekromonsters Musical guest: Nekromonsters With “Undead” The Cave | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom In the End - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/3xqVznWhgOQGrJlMBoGf4c?si=onEmUftWT-uaIkCWqvWH2Q Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

What would you do if a fortune teller told you something horrible was going to happen? What about if you had a little clown hiding in your home? Join us as the gang finds the answers to these questions while tackling life’s most difficult quandary; what to eat for lunch. This week’s Stories: “The Oracle” Written by K Brown Read by Jacob Hatfield “The Clown Statue " Written by honeybunny00 Read by 5¢ Freak Show Musical guest: 5¢ Freak Show “5¢ Freak Show” https://open.spotify.com/track/6FSDNigPiFy4X01hT1ZMNp?si=4sd66kWsS42ZOcCRNq_Prg The Oracle - Creepypasta https://www.wattpad.com/amp/26622135 Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

Ever wonder if there is life beyond our own solar system? What if I told you there is, but they want nothing to do with us. This week our spazzy space cadets take a ride into the deep cosmos, along with Bobby Bladez and Bobby Anthem of The Inhuman Experience Podcast and Cucaracha of the band Igor & Los Lunáticos. Buckle up! This week’s Stories: “The Lost Transmissions of Captain William Brinkman ” Written Maurice Blocker Read by Bobby Anthem “Awaiting Input " Written by Jackson Barnard Read by Cucaracha Musical guest: Igor & Los Lunáticos “Horror Cósmico” https://open.spotify.com/track/15wV7OpPSRcgO2uW6aWtC4?si=pbDBrhvATwiuqd9m4Y9Jmw https://medium.com/lit-up/the-lost-transmissions-of-captain-william-brinkman-533b1bf18b0d Awaiting Input - Creepypasta Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

Sasquatch! Home invaders! Punk bands! This week we have a whole grab bag of stuff to freak you out. Grab a mug of your favorite ‘ccino and cozy up as we get beyond weird for you on this episode. Guest interview: Dan Martson and Lee Errett or Beyond Terrestrial Podcast This week’s Stories: “The Ballad of One Hand Dan” Written and read by Dan Martson of Beyond Terrestrial Podcast "I Have a Stalker, and it Excites Me" Written by Devin Hoover Read by Dominic Davi of Tsunami Bomb Musical guest: Tsunami Bomb “Dead Men Can’t Catcall” https://open.spotify.com/track/3Lz8uIolguUe3SAzI1xpRI?si=-8_c_7G_RnGWOJUhiHnx_w https://www.creepypasta.com/i-have-a-stalker-and-it-excites-me/ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

Sometimes it’s all in your head, as the saying goes. Nobody likes to think of themselves as “crazy”, but if the voices in your head fit, well... Don’t forget to Rate 5 stars and leave a review! Join the patreon for at least $1 a month and be included in upcoming specials, crossovers and contests! This week’s Stories: “The Screaming Man Written by wepd1985 Read by Middagh Goodwin "The Hollow Eyes" Written by Scorch933 Read by Z of Dead at Midnite Musical guest: Dead At Midnite “Curse of You” https://open.spotify.com/track/26ArPm5jCRPgp3WLS3B8XJ?si=DXgfGDCVRCC535t1XTIk3w https://www.reddit.com/r/scaryshortstories/comments/g481ct/the_screaming_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.creepypasta.com/the-hollow-eyes/ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

What would you do if you came face to face with yourself? Would you yell “Doppelgänger!” and tackle them to the ground, or would you SCREAM and run away? We suggest making friends with them and tuning in together to this week’s double-your-pleasure-double-your-fun episode! Don’t forget to Rate 5 stars and leave a review! Join the patreon for at least $1 a month and be included in upcoming specials, crossovers and contests! This week’s Stories: "I Thought I Saw My Future Self as a Time Traveler" Written by CageVenom Read by Ethan Smith "Miracle Girl" Written by Jason Gorbel Read by Razor De Rockefeller of The Mary Lous Musical guest: The Mary Lous with the song “When My Brain Falls Out” I Thought I Saw My Future Self as a Time Traveler - Creepypasta Miracle Girl - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/5v7bWSiIgTpIaKrM3YNqrs?si=grlFtIwnSIebcJzkvCT6DA Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

Repugnance! Revulsion! Disgust! They’re all instore in this week’s horrorfest! Join us as we have a laugh with ol’ Satan as he offers a job to actor and writer Patrick Jankiewicz, and later blackmails podcaster and rapper Tomcat Thompson into a hotter than Hell love triangle! Last time I made a bet with the devil, it was to see who could eat the most Hot Pockets- I WON!!! Let’s see how this week’s guests fare… This week’s Stories: "Satan Offered Me a Job" Written by David Maloney (a.k.a. LifeIsStrangeMeToo) Read by Patrick Jankiewicz Check out his newest book- You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry: A Hulk Companion https://www.amazon.com/dp/1593936508/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_JldOEb1KWZ70G “Pact with the Devil” Pact with the Devil | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom Read “Tomcat” Thompson Musical Guest: TOMCAT and Kirby With song “Devil’s Polka” https://youtu.be/0Cix7ZM6wlA Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

Guess who’s wearing their birthday suit! THATS RIGHT!! The demon that took it from you! "I found a human tooth in my pocket” Written by TheBlueMovies Read by Charli Marie charli-marie.com “The Devourer” Written by SOMEORDINARYGAMERS Read by Wellington Belarmino,Silas Cabral and Genildo Rodrigues of Zumbi Holocausto Musical Guest: Zumbi Holocausto With song “Mata” h https://open.spotify.com/track/3xJPP5BG5VkvsFRzozQn61?si=5dgG5AB6QTOKU80VosPfPg ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

Got a zombie kid in your closet? Better go catch it! AhahahahabahaahahahahhahahahahahahHabHhHhHhHHHhHahahahaahhahaahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaaha "Terry" Written by Zolast Read by Bill Foster “Love Potion” Written by Unknown From Scaryforkids.com Read by Justin xSCHOCKx Musical Guest: XSchockX With song “Withered Lover” Music | xSCHOCKx ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

Hey! You can’t do that here! That’s illegal!!! Get a room, you DWEEB!!! "The Legend of Carter Bale” Written by Shelton Fisher Read by Patrick Lescarbeau “Sarah’s Coulrophobia” Written by Kiriakos Vilchez Read by Daniel Mager Musical Guest: The Classy Wrecks With song “Superman (is going to Hell)” https://open.spotify.com/track/5CYLxcuH7m9cLxPEQuIIGK?si=NnF7RaKeTPCc5F9XM6qb5w ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

Hey! Is that a demon in your pants! Probably. "Something's Wrong with Madeline" Written by Elizabeth Frazier Read by Dawn Moultroup “Masks” Written by Josh “JaShinYa” Musser Read by Christofer Johnsson Musical Guest: Luciferina Light Orchestra With song “Evil Masquerade” https://open.spotify.com/track/7e5DXc4jIzwCoVm5Yd8QT7?si=2Q7yD9CbRcyvA13yir6QyA ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

It’s OVER!! IT’S ALL OVERRRR!!!! Season 4 is over, but season 5 will be here, later than you think! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

It’s Christmas time, again! BYOP, Bring your own presents! The returned relative by V. Page, read by Michael Coale of The Penny Haven podcast Penny Haven - YouTube The figure in the recliner by Arthur H., read by Lee Errett of the Beyond Terrestrial podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/6E4J9Yhrp01005HzISYMy5?si=zkqspgz5Rq2NkJUakURQOw Shout out to Tomcat and Kirby’s Strange brew podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/6GfUFLT4IYNxr89rS5orZl?si=h0mVx9k9TGysLjx4Y5Wn0g Musical Guest, Lost in Static with the song “All I want for Christmas is you” https://open.spotify.com/track/085LJU7wLxjMJQInw1dTxb?si=BHlUIxi-S8W9XPTbyrdqWw ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Thompsoncigars.com https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

How do you solve a problem like GOVERNMENT GOONS chasing you all over the world? I don’t know, that’s on you, Barnaby! Our lives are all made up!! The fate of humanity, by Frank Phillips Through the window, by Brian https://open.spotify.com/show/1URs4TiawgKNFXN6EBQmNK?si=hrG0SdHtRT2ZYC7V6zNxIA Musical guest Frank Vencci, song What’s the deal https://open.spotify.com/track/3V8A8h9LUT1Sx0QORh0w0c?si=AEoiSgsSQ7mUD3-uuZlSBQ ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Thompsoncigars.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

Meat pies? Oh mies! Get your spice girls cassettes rewound, we’re about to shimmy to the left, and have a good time! CHIPS! The Queen’s Guard by inaaace, read by Marc Jeffrey https://open.spotify.com/show/1URs4TiawgKNFXN6EBQmNK?si=hrG0SdHtRT2ZYC7V6zNxIA Musical guest Queen Zee, song Loner https://open.spotify.com/track/1wguzFgFSHnDzK4iSXO5xB?si=vnciX5MvSE-rD62DGe_3dw ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Thompsoncigars.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

How’s about a nice kick in the booty? Well that’s how much it’ll cost ya! SIKE! Just don’t forget to tip. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

I don’t understand this game, but hey, there’s fish! Welcome to Ireland, bish. Sauin, by John Fitzgerald The Fairies, by Tom The Wailing Irish Banshee, by Serena Ó Longáin Musical guest, Cherym - Take It Back https://open.spotify.com/track/0uEoYyzV2xRw4jHIH2MPG8?si=gjCKKn2aSma-ixNbwbpPXQ ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

It’s easy to get lost when you’re stupid. Not you, I meant, like, the ROYAL you, like as in “yoooou are sooooo baaaad at stuff”. That’s not a saying, I don’t know. I’m sorry. Hands, by Unseen_wombat The Steubenville Ghost, by unknown Undying, by pbninja Musical guest, Walker OG - Pangea https://open.spotify.com/track/3YXVCXaVr0yl5kd7hWVxOU?si=FTQQBJlpQBCShjGIbJFPbw ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Thompsoncigars.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations

Happy Tex-mas! Somebody doesn’t get how mail works, so now we’re living the rough n tumble lives of cowboys, maybe. A sunset in Texas, by StarlessandBibleBlack Song No Alibi by Musical guest Cowboy Diplomacy https://open.spotify.com/track/3eGJNAxrOzblZdGcwxxQsY?si=Del58vBjRU-BvVU-hbXlHw ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout TwoPlanetProductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285236 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations