The Video Cult

The Video Cult crew dive fetus first into this weeks cinematic offering, The Suckling (1990). Marvel as they make full use of the content warning, dazzle at their disgust, congratulate this conflagration of bad taste. The movie may be terrible and the only way to make it better is to talk about it, so come be the silent newcomer in this much needed group therapy session of The Video Cult.

This episode we say goodbye to Roger Corman, the mind behind some of the greatest cult movies of all time. That's the classy part of the episode. Afterwards it's all dirty submarine talk, Opinions on the Fall Guy, choosing our Death Race 2000 personas, and incomprehensible fan fiction! All the Video Cult weirdness you know, and love perhaps? The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Start your engines!This week we are heading over to the United Provinces of America! Nathan, Josh, and Gabby break down Death Race 2000 (1975) where there is a very long discussion about autoerotic asphyxiation, Gabby's continuing misquoting of "The Dark Night Rises", gimp masks, and the Italian Stallion's Bugsy Mallone caricature. So put on your seatbelts and put the pedal to the metal with the Video Cult. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Hellllllooooo cultists!Unfortunatley Nathan didn't join us for this week's Cult Meeting. But, luckily for you folks you get sapphic regency literature, Gabby's long rant about her excursion to the north, and all of the 2/3rds of Video Cult's host's recent watches. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

What if the Village People were demons and there was a dozen of them and they all lived under the Golden Gate Bridge? What then hmm? If you want the answers then look no further than Neon Maniacs a sort of horror / sort of comedy / sort of unfinished film from 1986. It's sometimes charming and constantly nonsensical, but that didn't stop our Cult Crew from breaking it down! Join us for Neon Maniacs, available on Tubi and in old vans that are secretly doorways to alternate dimensions. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Someone (Josh) forgot he was on editing duty so now this Cult Meeting comes to you from out of the void. But you can just think of it like a little treat now that it's a two episode week.

Remember cultists, you have to trust the fungus. In this week's episode, we are back from our little hiatus as we dive into that goopy mushroom soup that is the Super Mario Bros. (1993). And boy is that soup mighty scrumptious. You got David Byrne-inspired goombas, an interdimensional dino princess that needs to learn to brush her hair, and finally, you got a gritty reboot to a beloved game franchise that rivals that of Riverdale. So strap on those Jump Boots and glug glug glug to the Video Cult.The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

After a hiatus brought about by the World Curling Championships our Cult Crew is back! They're making up for lost time in this cult meeting, with stories of work woes, dating woes, and lot of sci-fi tv and movies! Then in Gabby's Fabulous Fan Fiction the crew shares two filthy stories. First from the world on TMNT, Shredder is tied up and awaiting his punishment for being naughty, then in a Dune fan fic Paul is with Chani, but he's dreaming of Feyd Rautha, Oh my!

Get ready to listen to your heart and surf the sewer because The Video Cult crew has thrown themselves at the alter of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! This week they are tackling the live musical stage tour from the fab mutant four and with that comes all the jokes about ending ones existence and which adult movie had the most compelling dialogue. Its Certified Turtifide! Its Cowabunga! It's what the French call a certain I don't know what. It's Coming Out Of Their Shells on The Video Cult and its the sustenance that you crave.

This week's cult meeting is missing its Daddy, and while Daddy is away Josh and Gabby run into some technical difficulties. 2/3rds of the crew talk Karate Kid fakes with Tae Bo instructors, step-by-step instructions for becoming a phone sex operator, Josh's Buffy journey ending, and Gabby's hatred for Linda Tripp. And This week's episode will, unfortunately, forgo Gabby's Fabulous FanFiction as we wait for Daddy to return.The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Let's all go to Arrakis! The Video Cult drank the water of life and then had a wild hallucination that David Lynch made a crazy adaptation of Dune in 1984. Wait, It wasn't a hallucination? Well then I guess you'll have to enjoy this scene by scene breakdown of the strangest sci-fi movie in the known universe. It's all Inner monologues, screaming to your dead dad, and milking cats in boxes from here on out. Strap in and recite the litany against fear, as we present Dune 1984!The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

The Cult Crew do some Academy Awards Best Picture trivia while realizing math is hard. Josh then boasts he can name the highest grossing films of the 90's. Talking TV, Nathan swoons over the Superbowl and the crew gets notalgic about Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. Josh dominates the movie segment by talking about the hundred or so films he's watched while trying to cut down on social media. Finally Gabby takes us back to Sleepaway camp in sharing some surprisingly wholesome fan fiction starring two serial killers. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Welcome back Cultists! This week The Video Cult crew takes a deep dive into the blaxploitation classic Three The Hard Way (1974). It's got arcade shootouts, an even number of breasts, science run amok and music so funky it could make a carpet grow.The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

This week on another thrilling Cult Meeting, Josh, Gabby, and Nathan find out there might be a communist sympathizer, or two, or three amongst the group. Also, Josh is so cool he wears pants backwards and Nathan has to answer unsettling football trivia. TV and movie talk happens somewhere in there. Then they read smutty Fan Fiction inspired by Lair of the white worm, starring Peter Capaldi and Hugh Grant. Next Week's Movie: Three The Hard WayWant to read the fan fiction along with us? https://archiveofourown.org/works/52103365?view_adult=trueThe Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Greetings Cultists! today we journey to the British countryside, fight off sexy snake ladies, and question if Peter Capaldi is wearing underwear underneath his kilt. It's Ken Russel's 1988 film Lair of the White Worm! So strap in and thirst over sexy snakes for this week's Video Cult!The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

We're not sure how they do things where you're from stranger, but round these parts we don't need no fancy metric or imperial systems. We only measure in hotdogs. What do we measure you ask. well mostly the girth of a man's genitals. On a very special Cult Meeting the crew talk about toys they always wanted as kids and shows and movies they recently watched. After which it's time for a dramatic fully voice acted Fan Fiction reading that tells the tale of an explicit love affair between Hulk Hogan and John Cena. It is as good as it sounds. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Are you Jock Asses ready to rumble??? The video cult takes a look at the 1989 Hulk Hogan / WWE film No Holds Barred! Gird your loins for a scene by scene breakdown of this Hogan power fantasy, and get ready to love to hate the incredible Kurt Fuller, as he single handedly carries the film. It's oiled up, roided out, sweat hog wrestling action on The Video Cult!The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Happy New Year Cultists! Josh, Gabby, and Nathan are back with a shiny new cult meeting! The crew haven't made any resolutions, in fact judging by the contents of this episode, you may think they haven't made any effort at self improvement. This is correct. It's an episode full of stories about throwing up in inappropriate places, pining for the glory days of the french revolution, and dudes with popped collars. Brand new year, same old Video Cult. Next week's movie breakdown: No Holds BarredThe Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

The Video Cult is in the holiday spirit, and have had a few regular spirits as well. To celebrate the giving season, the Cult Crew tackles 1989's Christmas classic Elves! This movie features all the holiday hallmarks: Incest, Nazi plots, and an inarticulate rubbery monster. Our crew take their time breaking down this Christmas horror show scene by scene. Meet drunk ex-cop Santa, Grandpa-Daddy, and a horrific Elf monster looking for love! All that and way too much more on this very special episode of The Video Cult. The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!

Things are very normal during this week's cult meeting. The Cult Crew talk about extravagant birthday parties, carnival mishaps, and Gabby's love of serial killers and vikings. The back half of the episode is dedicated to a marathon session of Gabby's Fabulous Fan Fiction; starring your giant spider boyfriend, Elvira, and the mom from Twilight. You've been warned.  The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the video cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!