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Yo gurls recap their holidays and everything that has happened~~~~including Kelso crying about her family once again.MaritziComedy StoreChris Franjola
Yo sorry for the delay on the upload of this episode from 12/11/2025, enjoy!
A little late, but better now than never. Nat and Kelso got together almost two weeks ago and recorded this ep. We trade in our boring tax conference notes for gossip about LA's Soho House and the hilarious woes of pet parenting. Then, it's straight to the couch for a reality TV breakdown. We're dissecting all the messy drama, questionable fidelity, and friendship chaos on the latest episodes of "Southern Charm" and "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives."
Natalie and Kelso here, and we're officially complaining about the early nights messing with Kelso's kid's bedtime (and, let's be real, her sanity). We're talking about the weird energy shift of the shorter days, the secret pressure to be festive, and why intentional planning is the only thing standing between parent-Kelso and a total holiday burnout. Natalie is here for the moral support and a candid, funny look at balancing family and finding joy even when you're running on empty!Companies mentioned in this episode: Ruby Body Rock Jet Set Pilates Lululemon Vuori Cozy Earth Brooklinen Huda Huda Beauty
Kelso and Natty are sinking their teeth into the often-overlooked world of dental health! One of us is spilling the details on her recent, unexpected gum graft surgery—yes, at age thirty. We’re getting honest about the pain, the recovery, and the shock of facing intense dental issues when you thought you were still young.
This week, we delve into the intricacies of audio editing and the nuances involved in maintaining synchronicity during recording sessions. I reflect on a previous instance where an inadvertent pause disrupted the flow, leading to complications in post-production. We discuss the challenges faced in achieving seamless audio alignment, emphasizing the importance of meticulous attention to detail in editing processes. The conversation transitions to personal anecdotes, particularly regarding facial treatments and beauty procedures, illuminating our experiences and the subsequent impacts on self-image. Ultimately, we underscore the significance of self-care and the personal narratives that shape our perspectives on beauty and aesthetics. Companies mentioned in this episode: Chromebook Skin Habit Jack Johnson Travis Kelsey
This week we’re talking about the shocking US mortality rates and the intense pressure to choose between a home birth or the hospital. We’re also diving into Hulu's Love Thy Nader and having a conversation about disordered eating surrounding the show and how ridiculously easy it is to access weight control drugs.
This week Kelso and Natty unpack the latest on trending engagement rings, pretty privilege, CMBC's rebrand, and radical optimism. Plus, we're doing deep dives on reality TV drama: Bravo's McBee Dynasty, Hulu's Love Thy Nader, friendship envy, and being the friend who always makes the effort.
This week we're getting into all the headlines, from Charlie Kirk's assassination and how it compares to Luigi Mangione's assassination of United Healthcare's CEO, to Taylor Frankie Paul being the next Bachelorette. We also discuss politics and family, Kelso's snooping habit, and you should watch Peacock'sThe McBee Dynasty and Hulu's Love Thy Nader.
After a brief, unplanned break, we discuss the realities of the baby blues and navigating weaning. We break down Emilie Kiser's recent statement as well as TikTok's "Coop on the stoop," among many other topical subjects.
This week, it's just Natty and me getting into all the things. We're talking about our experiences with cool sculpting, lip flips, and Kelso's thin lipped secret to using the Sacheu lip liner. At 31:00, we're dissecting the controversial Sydney Sweeney American Eagle ad and, of course, we're sharing our takes on The Summer I Turned Pretty. We've got more show recaps coming your way, with our thoughts on The Gilded Age at 35:15 and Ginny & Georgia at 38:00. Plus, you know we can't resist a good Bravo deep dive—starting with RHOC at 55:10, then The Valleyat 62:00, and wrapping up with Next Gen NYC at 66:00.
This week we discuss Kelso's experiences with baby-led weaning, insights into the Denise Richards divorce, and our analysis of the recent viral antipasto TikTok drama. We also reflect on Fourth of July observations and give a comprehensive recap of Love Island USA, including Cierra Ortega's dismissal for a racial slur. Plus, we spill some insights into our own controversial pasts.
From navigating the wild ride of postpartum feelings and all that comes with family baggage, to diving deep into the recent drama with Craig Conover on The Toast and his whole engagement ring saga with Paige DeSorbo. We're also sharing our hot takes on engagement rings in general– are lab-grown diamonds really the move? (answer: yes). And then, at 37:00, things get candid as we discuss facelifts. Plus, you know we couldn't forget our favorite summer obsession, so stick around for our Love Island USA recap starting at 38:00.
This week, Natty and I are diving into the stories that have us talking—from court decisions to pop culture and Love Island USA. We start with the Karen Reed acquittal (4:30), then break down Sabrina Carpenter's latest album cover and Rolling Stone feature (10:30)—because that girl is everywhere.We analyze Paige DeSorbo's new loungewear line, Daphne (15:40), before shifting to Catherine Paiz's (of ACE Family vlogs) Call Her Daddy interview (21:00). Next, we review the latest episodes of Bravo's Next Gen: NYC (30:50) and cap it off with our Love Island USA takes (40:00).
This week on TGOL, Natty and I are mixing personal updates with pop culture moments and philosophies on everything from religion to parenting. We kick things off with our first impressions of the Love Island USA premiere (9:30)—because nothing says summer like messy reality TV romance. Then, we unpack Emilie Kiser’s stepbrother’s bizarre and myopic TikTok and Avery Woods’ return to content creation (13:30).We shift gears to true crime with updates on the Karen Reed trial and Idaho Four murders (19:45), then circle back to more Love Island USA tea (32:15). Later, we break down the Summer House reunion and the dynamics between the girls’ relationships (63:00), and chat about the Pop Culture Parenting podcast and Kelso’s take on "boy moms" and toxic masculinity (48:00).
This week on Two Girls One Listener, Natty and I are back with our signature banter—personal confessions and unfiltered pop culture takes. First, we thoroughly dissect the second season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives (27:00)—because that show is crazier than a Utah swinger party. Then, we dive into Summer House drama (70:00) and evaluate Lexi Wood’s Toast appearance. Finally, we torch Kevin Clancy (aka Barstool's KFC) over his Toast appearance (76:15)—dude cheated on his pregnant wife and then gives advice to a pregnant woman whose husband says he is not attracted to her, so yeah, we’re gonna drag him.
After a brief hiatus due to personal reasons, this week on 2G1L, we’re getting real about some heavy topics alongside our usual Bravo obsession. First, we dive into The Valley (3:00) and Summer House(37:00) drama—because Bravo chaos is our escapism.Then, we reflect on the heartbreaking losses of Emilie Kiser’s son (57:00) and the viral Preston (Okay Baby) tragedy (65:10), discussing how social media has shaped the narratives around these tragedies. Sending so much love to their families.We finish by exploring the wild world of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives (72:30).
This week on Two Girls One Listener, we’re diving into life’s anxieties and of course, reality TV. At 3:45, we unpack beta blockers, Sunday Scaries, and new mom anxieties. Then, at 21:00, we dissect the Call Her Daddy Chapell Roan interview. At 33:30 we discuss the heartwarming world of Love on the Spectrum. At 54:00, we gab about Summer House drama and Lexi Wood’s podcast tea. Finally, 77:00 serves up all the messy Southern Charm reunion highlights.
This week on Two Girls One Listener, we kick things off with the latest news—Teddy Mellencamp’s cancer journey, Cory Booker’s protest, and Natalie’s TMJ struggles. Then, we dive into pop culture: the viral 7-part TikTok series on Hailey Bieber and Reddit's Justin/Selena deep dive (43:00), Sydney Sweeney’s breakup (48:00), Justin Bieber crashing out (54:45), Morgan Wallen’s SNL exit (62:00), and Grant Trout & Madi Prewitt’s hilarious podcast clips (66:00). At 72:00, we unpack Bravo’s hottest drama—Southern Charm, Southern Hospitality, and Summer House.
Natalie shares her short and sweet experience in Salt Lake City (think babies in a stadium). Then, she roasts Shane Gillis’ terrible opener at his stand-up show. We celebrate Kelsey and Sam’s Top Golf birthday bash and birthday freebies. We dive into Southern Hospitality drama: Will and Emmy’s Viall Files interview and how the cast faked storylines this season. Plus, we unpack White Lotus characters and theories and break down the latest Summer House chaos. Oh, and baby Wesley makes a surprise cameo!
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