The Dumb Ages

No pod this week, ladies and gents.

Jack and I discuss the Mysterious Case of Morgan McSweeney’s iPhone, sectarian news, about-bloody-time news AND go off on the usual tangents along the way. If you’re listening on Wednesday and you’d like to get the show earlier, take out a PAID subscription by upgrading to paid or clicking the link below.SUBSCRIBEThank you to our legendary paid subscribers for making this show possible!

A reversal to the status quo ante

Quite possibly the worst performance at Prime Minister’s Questions we’ve ever witnessed gets dissected by Jack and me PLUS do you like our new theme tune? Jack made it and he’s promising an albumof songs to follow!If you want to access the full episode, take out a paid subscription by upgrading to paid or clicking the link below.SUBSCRIBEThank you to our legendary paid subscribers for making this show possible!

Ye sordid prostitutes! In the name of God, go!With our special guest, Dennis Kavanagh, Jack and I discuss the abolition of jury trials.This is the free version of the show. To listen to the full episode, cick the link below and become a PAID subscriber now!SUBSCRIBE

From Dumb Ages Central Control about changes to the podcast.

Introducing our new featurette – Jack’s Sack! You’ll need to listen to find out what that’s about. Elsewhere, we have some gender news, from the sublime to the ridiculous, the new social contagion marked by rapid-onset concern for Iranian lives and the madness of students and the Greens (possibly the same thing in some areas) PLUS all the usual jaw-jaw.If you’re listening to this on Wednesday rather than Sunday, it’s because you haven’t got a paid subscription. You’re also missing out on extra content.SUBSCRIBEThis podcast only survives thanks to our legendary paid subscribers, who make sure I can afford to keep making it. Click the link and become a PAID subscriber now!

It's Tucker Carlson. Mad as a March hare, or just pretending for clicks? You decide!

The byelection that’s changed things for the worse, intersectional politics eats itself and the feud between Reform and Restore. Jack and I report from the secret reinforced bunker under Dumb Ages HQ.If you’re listening to this on Wednesday rather than Sunday, it’s because you haven’t got a paid subscription. You’re also missing out on extra content, like the occasional American Right Wing Nutter videos and Dumb Ages Extra, a new feature where I cover the stories we didn’t have time for in the main show. Click the link below and become a PAID subscriber now!SUBSCRIBEThis podcast only survives thanks to our legendary paid subscribers, who make sure I can afford to keep making it.

Three U-turns and a scandal – and that’s just one week here in the UK. There’s dumb, dumber and Starmer’s government. Jack and I discuss all that PLUS a brief discussion about the Andrew formerly known as Prince, the latest updates from the Gorton and Denton byelection (including Zach Polanski’s broadcast from the 1980s) and whether Jack is half-scouse or not.If you’re listening to this on Wednesday rather than Sunday, it’s because you haven’t got a paid subscription. You’re also missing out on extra content, like the occasional American Right Wing Nutter videos and Dumb Ages Extra, a new feature where I cover the stories we didn’t have time for in the main show.This podcast only survives thanks to our legendary paid subscribers, who make sure I can afford to keep making it. Click the link below and become a PAID subscriber now!SUBSCRIBE 

Another week, another paedo-apologist appointment, another scandal. Labour MPs queue upto say “you got this Keir, babes” on social media but shenanigans go on in the background.PLUSTrans guidance for schools and the madness of the Greens. Jack and I report from the high-security bunker under Dumb Ages Tower.If you’re listening to this on Wednesday rather than Sunday, it’s because you haven’t got a paid subscription.This podcast only survives thanks to our legendary paid subscribers, who make sure I can afford to keep making it. Click the link below and become a PAID subscriber now!SUBSCRIBE

Now available for free subscribers. This is a short video I made about Nick Fuentes, Nazi edgelord.Let me know what you think of it in the comments below and take out a paid subscription if you want to see the next one earlierSUBSCRIBE

*sings*Oh MandyYou came with more baggage than GatwickAnd you told me a lieOh MandyI trusted the process and hired youNow it’s time for goodbyeOh MandyJack and I tell you what that’s all about PLUS the British countryside is too white, the gender cult is on the skids in the USA at last and the Greens are officially full of middle-class lunatics.All this and more in this week’s helping of The Dumb Ages.Sorry for the late release of the podcast to free subscribers. Spotify doesn't allow me to schedule it. Of course, you could avoid all this if you take out a paid subscription!This podcast only survives thanks to our legendary paid subscribers, who make sure I can afford to keep making it. The Dumb Ages helps you make sense of a world that makes little sense. Click the link below and become a PAID subscriber now!SUBSCRIBE

The popular potential Labour MP that never was, the elections that won’t happen, the terrorist who’s standing for election, the proponents of state-sponsored suicide whining that the Lords is doing the job they asked them to do: fix a bill nobody voted for. The stupidest government in the stupidest decade of the stupidest century keeps on being stupid. You couldn’t make it up because you don’t have to!This podcast survives only thanks to our legendary paid subscribers, who make sure I can afford to keep making it. The Dumb Ages helps you make sense of a world that makes little sense. Click the link below to take out a PAID subscription!SUBSCRIBE

In the stupidest century, here in the UK we have the stupidest government in living memory. The Chagos Islands Bill, the Hillsborough Bill, the Assisted Suicide Bill are battling it out in a three-way tag match to see which one gets dropped first in the next U-turn. Plus, Lisa Nandy, the Culture Secretary, starts acting like a blue-haired genderkweer demiboy and calls loads of people fascists.Jack and I discuss it all. It’s not a laff-a-minute episode, sadly.This podcast survives only thanks to our legendary paid subscribers, who make sure I can afford to keep making it. The Dumb Ages helps you make sense of a world that makes little sense. Click the link below to take out a PAID subscription!SUBSCRIBE I NEED THE MONEY!!!

U-turns, lying coppers, Jew-hatred and manhandled pigeon lovers - Jack and I discuss it all from our secret bunker under Dumb Ages Towers.SUBSCRIBE!!!⁠This podcast survives only thanks to our legendary paid subscribers, who make sure I can afford to keep making it. The Dumb Ages helps you make sense of a world that makes little sense. Click the link above and take out a PAID subscription!

X ban threats, pubs under threats, police officers lying about threats. According to Keir Starmer, this is the year we turn the corner, which in the current climate sounds…well…threatening!Jack and I discuss it all from the secret bunker under Dumb Ages Towers.This podcast survives only thanks to our legendary paid subscribers, who make sure I can afford to keep making it. The Dumb Ages helps you make sense of a world that makes little sense. Click the link below to take out a PAID subscription!SUBSCRIBE

Jack and I look back at 2025 and forward to 2026.This episode is going out to all subscribers, free or paid, as a New Year gift to you! Normal service will resume next week.This podcast survives only thanks to our legendary paid subscribers, who make sure I can afford to keep making it. The Dumb Ages helps you make sense of a world that makes little sense. Click the link below to take out a PAID subscription!SUBSCRIBE

Jack and I talk about the Bondi Beach pogrom, the response from Australia, the UK and the Pro-Pal rabble PLUS the ludicrous drama about hunger strikers in UK prisons.This episode is going out to all subscribers, free or paid, as our Christmas gift to you! Normal service will resume once the festivities are over.This podcast survives only thanks to our legendary paid subscribers, who make sure I can afford to keep making it. The Dumb Ages helps you make sense of a world that makes little sense.SUBSCRIBE NOW

The Starmer regime continues to tread lightly on our lives, the West Midlands Police were lying to you and the start of a new series: American Right Wing Nutjob Of the Week. And so much more. If you’re listening on Wednesday and you’d like earlier access to the show, take out a PAID subscription. This podcast survives only thanks to our legendary paid subscribers, who make sure I can afford to keep making it.CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE