Talker Texas Ranger USA

Check out our new podcast, Advanced Sagebrush & Shootouts! In the DFW, crime is a real tough nut, and the regular police can't crack it. Oh, they've tried, but now their hands are sore from squeezing so hard, and a few real dummies broke some teeth. Honestly, it's just embarrassing, and now it's up to the DFWTF to save everybody's bacon.Whitt is Trevor Steel, a ex-FBI agent from the right side of the tracks who's looking to do some justice while getting real experience on "the streets".Jared is Kip Simpkins, a fun-loving metalhead cop with a heart of gold (and a mouth full of pizza).Devin is the Adventure Wrangler.http://asspodcast.com

What are we doing for season 2 of Talker? Well, we're working on figuring that out, but there won't be a new episode next week. If you have any feedback or questions, let us know! email: talkerpod@gmail.com twitter: @TalkerTXRanger

We may have escaped the cave, but we haven't escaped The Boss. This episode's topics include: Running, hiding, running some more, hiding again, and giving up. Oh, and also Alf. Walker episode: Stolen Lullaby

I don't know how we're going to break out of here, but we have to think of something. We can't die in this cave without ever having seen Dr. Giggles. This episode's topics include: Recasting Willie Nelson's recasted role, Trivette-bait, Durant, and our flawless Clarence Gilyard Jr. impressions. Walker episode: The Reunion

Patience is running out and it would be great not to have to live in a cave and watch Walker, Texas Ranger every week. This episode's topics include: Humvees, "Renegade Dinner Date", Chili, Mad Max, and rope-chewing. Walker episode: Rampage

It's time to open up the complaint box. There's no way this could possibly go wrong. This episode's topics include: Dr. Fistmans, host-shipping, JST, Marmalazdien, and some truck talk. Walker episode: The Long Haul

We're podcasting professionals. Starting... now. This episode's topics include: FAA regulations, Babe-l, highjacking, jacking, and Pervis. Walker episode: Skyjacked

Uh oh, we get a visit from Karen from Human Resources and she is not happy. We can do better. We WILL do better. This episode's topics include: Rat re-branding, plus some good ideas about how we can sex up the reboot for our female audience with Blu-Ray, Hot Clowns, and a reinvigorated focus on Walker. Walker episode: Deadly Vision

We're an RPG podcast now! We play Sagebrush & Shootouts, and Trevor Steel almost immediately takes the game off the rails. This episodes topics include: Trevor Steel, Mortimer Goldstein, Justin Bieber playlists, cookies 'n' cream, and blank pranks. Walker episode: The Committee

Who let in the surface dweller, and why isn't our reboot in production yet? This week's topics include: Chuck Almighty, deathbed mockery, tasty snakes, sad drug dads, and rad dirt bikes. Walker episode: The Prodigal Son

Good news, we found Chuck's song book and his songs give us a unique view into his... soul? This episode's themes include: Chuck's "gealings", Senator Kid Rock cameos, Trivette shreds, heaven for good ol' boys, the trickle down, and DJ Mini-Robot Walker. Walker episode: Right Man, Wrong Time

We've modified the mechanisms of our homemade astrolabe and we're ready for the eclipse! This episode's themes include: Drug-babies, Dark Walker, Love Rhombuses, and the new star of our reboot, Mini-Robot Walker. Walker episode: On Deadly Ground

We can't watch Game of Thrones, but we have Featherbound: The Crystal Nest Chronicles to keep us entertained. Who needs stupid Daenerys Targaryen, Stormborn, when you have Cluck Nortis, High Lord of the Rubied Roost? This episode's themes include: Buffy crossover ideas, Spy Hunter cars, the shared Walker-Featherbound Universe, and... Aerosmith? Walker episode: Something in the Shadows

It's so hot in the bunker that we're starting to have visions. Which one of us is the twig-cramming culprit? (Hint: it was totally Jared) This episode's themes include: Warging, our contributions to the Wild Cards series, Prime Rib, CD's CDs and the moistest blinks. Walker episode: The Legend of Running Bear

We've been roped into a high-class fight club, and Donald Trump Jr. never misses a match. This episode's themes include: Vincent Price's Monster Fight Club and some brainstorming about how to make the most evil villain of all time (Hint: Iguana torture and roller-coaster screw loosening) Walker episode: Night of the Gladiator

This week we take a trip down memory lane in order to avoid talking about this garbage episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. This episode's themes include: Matlock-Walker crossover opportunities, Trivette-600s, and our poor dead handsome friend, Charlie. Walker episode: An Innocent Man

We hacked into the Boss's camera system and got a quick peep into his sad and saucy life. This episode's themes include: Walker's "feelings", moon magic, car jimmy-jackers and Logan-style Walker clones. Walker episode: Unfinished Business

Our rat problem has turned into a poisoned rat problem, which is an actual problem because we love eating these poisoned rats. This episode's themes include: Daddy showers, shower daddies, Murder Junkies frame-ups, and austr-Aliens. Walker episode: She'll Do to Ride the River With

Life's given us cockroaches, so why not make cockroach lemonade? This episode's themes include: Horsey tricks, Gollum cosplay, Child Fight Club and The Return of Glassblaster. Walker episode: Family Matters

This week we risk our very souls by peeping three-peeps deep into the abyss. This episode's themes include: Ernest P. Worrell, criminal predators vs. predator criminals, wedding planning, and a lot (and I mean a lot) of peep-talk. Walker episode: End Run