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Top Flight Time Machine

Author: Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

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Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat...

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(Rec:1/7/20) The Kemps, jugglers, stray-playing, bad magicians, Kev’s business manager arrives, and the perils of meeting Prime Ministers.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 5/6/24) Ted Rogers, the cat spoon, Ruislip, Brian Kilcline, app plans, Obi Wan’s millions, and cocaine.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Robot Methadone

Robot Methadone

2025-12-0843:58

Phases of play, the curse of Wenger, the World Cup draw, books, and a rushed Beatles pod.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sex Flat Holiday

Sex Flat Holiday

2025-12-0540:16

Entering the belly of the beast, a parking risk, crisps, Beatles and other stuff.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 24/6/20) Kev signs autographs, turns Taxi Driver, and slates his teammates – all part of his five-year plan. Plus Benny Hill.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 28/5/24) Laundry chat, chicken by-product payment, drink talk, air frying, and mentoring teens.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Spouse Trickery

Spouse Trickery

2025-12-0137:58

The right side of history, 2026 mystery, household bells, school head stuff, and a dairy crimewave.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Fast-Paced Podcast

Fast-Paced Podcast

2025-11-2843:51

Christmas ads, the death of gags, an unwanted tummy comeback, abnormal stars, and Sam’s Corrie tour. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 17/6/20) Kev slouches and talks frankly about money again, and his good friend opens the wine. Meanwhile, Gunter Netzer launches the official Hamburg magazine...  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 21/5/24) Idol sneers, Rotten misbehaves, Collins moves us, imperial phase A-ha, a Quo reminiscence, and an invention.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Snout Cosmos

Snout Cosmos

2025-11-2444:09

A lazy weekend, more Live Aid thoughts, a murky Pope fact, natural grinding, and sad news.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Armpit

The Armpit

2025-11-2140:57

Bobble season, talk of assorted gigs, jungle chat, Bob Dylan Chinese agent, and a planned perverted pod.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 10/6/20) Money, German life confusion, a friendly red card, buckets of petrol, unpleasant meat, and eating a doughnut before you pay for it.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 16/5/24) We approach Eton, a proper TV presenter, violence from Roy, a fans exodus, xenophobia, Scottish hopes, and Tommy Tension.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Fatty Napkin

Fatty Napkin

2025-11-1743:06

Seating issues, Vinted woe, dog cosmos, snout enlargement, animal MRIs, and a monkey opportunity.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Home Of Nuance

The Home Of Nuance

2025-11-1439:57

Marathon podding, the voice of political youth, Hitler’s shortcomings, an office party, and Taskmaster.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 3/6/20) Our deep dive into Brian Moore’s 1979 ITV electric mouse documentary begins.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 8/5/24) Bin Laden’s Powerpoint, embracing hypocrisy, manifesting Simon Bates, and egomaniacs in radio.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Resignations, a fancily-dressed teen, a canal boat fungi fiasco, football, draught prevention, and telly denial.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Grooming Comparison

Grooming Comparison

2025-11-0737:24

Mucky coffee, cymbal rejection, more Live Aid style chat, the Sovereignty Squad, and David Lammy’s dis and dat. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Comments (16)

Stevie Gilroy

hey boys. fish and chips is actually Portuguese FcknFact

Apr 27th
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Mick Green

Essential listening and probably the best podcast out there.

Apr 16th
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Sean Paul Toland

anyone help me find the episode where Sam and Andy discuss the other competing podcast such as the mums who drink too much ...

Apr 5th
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Darren Foster

Never get sick of listening to this. Piss funny

Aug 29th
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adamtocock

blackbears ghost is quality lads

Apr 6th
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Hank Lancaster

jotters and primary are Scottish words.

Mar 3rd
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Hank Lancaster

stick a shit ton of Biscoff spread into a cake mix. Its a belter!

Mar 3rd
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Nig Le

can't get any podcasts! what's happening ya cunts !? 😁

Dec 20th
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Nig Le

I've just downloaded Desert Island Dicks featuring Sam Delaney as the guest. should be a fuckin corker. TTFN Dickheads ! 😉

Dec 12th
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Gordon Hargrave

the

Feb 27th
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Alan Bourke

Ahoy hoy Cunters

Feb 4th
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Richard Easterbrook

Jalapeño

Jan 29th
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Carl Mapp

Essential listening. Could listen to Sam's stories all day and I follow all Andy Dawson other podcasts as he is brilliant too. Genuinely laugh out loud funny.

Jan 1st
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gazmccausland@hotmail.com

that Roy Keane pods are the funniest pod eps I have ever listened too! more of these please !

Oct 29th
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Andy Roberts

great podcast, brings back loads of memories with plenty of laughs

Apr 3rd
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