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Author: Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

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Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat...

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New Ayatollah Special

New Ayatollah Special

2026-03-1337:39

A look at Iran’s new Supreme Leader, and Sam’s new hearing aids are assessed.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec; 26/8/20) Personal hygiene tips from Jesus, Mark Chapman’s teeth, Hercules Syndrome, and some stuff about The Twits.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 4/9/24) Car podding, slapping a German, cashpoint woe, top floor filth, Manference, and a sadly departed jigsaw pal.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Traffic Shepherd

The Traffic Shepherd

2026-03-0936:52

Football chat, a post-it note parking problem, a motoring predicament, lion style., and local robots.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Live Finding

Live Finding

2026-03-0641:09

Donkey detective work, Turpin’s ghost, song legality, terrible curry night, and deafness benefits. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec; 19/8/20) Shrinking, the benefits of an iron ring, stretched wife insurance, and an adoption story.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 29/8/24) A forgotten player, AI tactics, Taffy’s hair, Tubby’s eel diet, the magic of babies, and a new letters policy.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Left Luggage Stand-Off

Left Luggage Stand-Off

2026-03-0240:28

A crazy coach, a North West trip, headphone behaviour, canal abuse, and sausage talk.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Just Rest Upgrades

Just Rest Upgrades

2026-03-0139:43

Jigsaw customs woes, a TFTM museum, tray replacement, hearing issues, dead eyes and little tight mouths. (Apologies for delay in releasing this episode free-to-air)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 20/8/24) Just the top 40 rundown.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 12/8/20) The link between Dahl and Jacko, the genius that was Rod Temperton, the mystery of frogs, and some stuff about The Twits.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hotel Podding

Hotel Podding

2026-02-2337:14

A Sopranos night out, a swearing furore, middle class cinemas, and a religious quandry.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Fishcake Gazette

The Fishcake Gazette

2026-02-2042:41

Sensational developments, screen news on a screen, the King meets Idris, a mystery hobby, and Stayt broadcasting. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 5/8/20) We meet Mrs Twit, Roald Dahl clashes with his publishers over the insult levels, and how to enhance a marriage with bunk beds.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 14/8/24) Our bodies, uptown, Bruce Forsyth, being rich, and Gandhi.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Frog Cosmos

Frog Cosmos

2026-02-1642:37

A weekend of love and romance, unwelcome gifts, tremendous gigs, deadline hell, and Obama’s aliens.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Fighting Age?

Fighting Age?

2026-02-1340:44

Red-hot geopolitical coverage, a Jacko reassessment, hair woes, and cake excess.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 29/7/20) Roald Dahl touches down in his helicopter and unveils his self-loathing-fuelled hatred of hairy men.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 6/8/24) The lunar ark, sleep sync worries, feet on grass, job boss demands, and kidney career woes.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hiring A Winching

Hiring A Winching

2026-02-0946:20

Cancelled shows, more curling love, weird helicopter plans, the Queen’s shoebox, and Sam’s Turkey triple.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Comments (16)

Stevie Gilroy

hey boys. fish and chips is actually Portuguese FcknFact

Apr 27th
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Mick Green

Essential listening and probably the best podcast out there.

Apr 16th
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Sean Paul Toland

anyone help me find the episode where Sam and Andy discuss the other competing podcast such as the mums who drink too much ...

Apr 5th
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Darren Foster

Never get sick of listening to this. Piss funny

Aug 29th
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adamtocock

blackbears ghost is quality lads

Apr 6th
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Hank Lancaster

jotters and primary are Scottish words.

Mar 3rd
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Hank Lancaster

stick a shit ton of Biscoff spread into a cake mix. Its a belter!

Mar 3rd
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Nig Le

can't get any podcasts! what's happening ya cunts !? 😁

Dec 20th
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Nig Le

I've just downloaded Desert Island Dicks featuring Sam Delaney as the guest. should be a fuckin corker. TTFN Dickheads ! 😉

Dec 12th
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Gordon Hargrave

the

Feb 27th
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Alan Bourke

Ahoy hoy Cunters

Feb 4th
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Richard Easterbrook

Jalapeño

Jan 29th
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Carl Mapp

Essential listening. Could listen to Sam's stories all day and I follow all Andy Dawson other podcasts as he is brilliant too. Genuinely laugh out loud funny.

Jan 1st
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gazmccausland@hotmail.com

that Roy Keane pods are the funniest pod eps I have ever listened too! more of these please !

Oct 29th
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Andy Roberts

great podcast, brings back loads of memories with plenty of laughs

Apr 3rd
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