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Author: Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

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Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat...

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TFTM Gold: The Parrot

TFTM Gold: The Parrot

2026-04-0634:49

(Rec: 16/5/24) An official toddler, a royal snub, and a passport renewal adventure.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 16/9/21 as ‘The Melchester Odyssey Part 120’) Sam tries to sell a car, Tubby puts his driving gloves on and craves white food, and we learn about Roy’s Bermudan links.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 16/9/20) Screwing the banks, monkey weddings, more Dahl v Amis, backstreet vasectomies, and the Roly Poly Bird goes up the pub.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 25/9/24) An IFS update, Jeffrey Chichester, avoiding the SAS, top hats, ortolan protection, and doing it four times.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Broken Window Entry

Broken Window Entry

2026-03-3037:51

TV and film clothing hunts, time-telling, BBC4 treasure, and the popularisation of nutting.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Run Samba, Run!

Run Samba, Run!

2026-03-2739:26

An escaped Capybara, egg disposal, and a clever dog.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 9/9/20) Entrepreneurship, mystical yogi people, the Puffin Club, Ron Dahl’s war on the censors, and a TFTM hero appears in the book.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 19/9/24) Roy’s gas offer, new stories, bread rolls, Tubby’s battered eels, dialects, secret fencing, and the Crazy Gang.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Spurs sympathy, derby fun, SNL UK, lots of your best bits, and a catering cock-up. Best bits at https://www.patreon.com/posts/best-bits-153510835   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Eight

Eight

2026-03-2055:22

Our birthday, golden memories, buttons, diggers, a gym clanger, wood turning, a circus, and illness fears. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 2/9/20) Is Quentin Blake top dollar or laddy? And is this a bird protection podcast now?    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 10/9/24) Some stalkerish conduct, walk-in baths, being patronised, a gadget, war on Superdrug, and a shave request.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vasectomy 15

Vasectomy 15

2026-03-1635:50

A significant anniversary, a namesake, Bod, the Oscars, and respecting the ball.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
New Ayatollah Special

New Ayatollah Special

2026-03-1337:39

A look at Iran’s new Supreme Leader, and Sam’s new hearing aids are assessed.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec; 26/8/20) Personal hygiene tips from Jesus, Mark Chapman’s teeth, Hercules Syndrome, and some stuff about The Twits.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 4/9/24) Car podding, slapping a German, cashpoint woe, top floor filth, Manference, and a sadly departed jigsaw pal.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Traffic Shepherd

The Traffic Shepherd

2026-03-0936:52

Football chat, a post-it note parking problem, a motoring predicament, lion style., and local robots.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Live Finding

Live Finding

2026-03-0641:09

Donkey detective work, Turpin’s ghost, song legality, terrible curry night, and deafness benefits. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec; 19/8/20) Shrinking, the benefits of an iron ring, stretched wife insurance, and an adoption story.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 29/8/24) A forgotten player, AI tactics, Taffy’s hair, Tubby’s eel diet, the magic of babies, and a new letters policy.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Comments (16)

Stevie Gilroy

hey boys. fish and chips is actually Portuguese FcknFact

Apr 27th
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Mick Green

Essential listening and probably the best podcast out there.

Apr 16th
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Sean Paul Toland

anyone help me find the episode where Sam and Andy discuss the other competing podcast such as the mums who drink too much ...

Apr 5th
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Darren Foster

Never get sick of listening to this. Piss funny

Aug 29th
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adamtocock

blackbears ghost is quality lads

Apr 6th
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Hank Lancaster

jotters and primary are Scottish words.

Mar 3rd
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Hank Lancaster

stick a shit ton of Biscoff spread into a cake mix. Its a belter!

Mar 3rd
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Nig Le

can't get any podcasts! what's happening ya cunts !? 😁

Dec 20th
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Nig Le

I've just downloaded Desert Island Dicks featuring Sam Delaney as the guest. should be a fuckin corker. TTFN Dickheads ! 😉

Dec 12th
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Gordon Hargrave

the

Feb 27th
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Alan Bourke

Ahoy hoy Cunters

Feb 4th
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Richard Easterbrook

Jalapeño

Jan 29th
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Carl Mapp

Essential listening. Could listen to Sam's stories all day and I follow all Andy Dawson other podcasts as he is brilliant too. Genuinely laugh out loud funny.

Jan 1st
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gazmccausland@hotmail.com

that Roy Keane pods are the funniest pod eps I have ever listened too! more of these please !

Oct 29th
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Andy Roberts

great podcast, brings back loads of memories with plenty of laughs

Apr 3rd
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