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Happy Belated Valentine's Day -- we're hitting the dunes in today's episode on a sensual and surreal tale of seduction and blood lust: we're talking The Velvet Vampire from 1971!
Join us as we talk about this Florida-based (you can tell) rarity from the 1970s! A teenager runs away from home because his dad sucks and his stepsister sexually harasses him. He's then assaulted, discovered, and taken in by a lazy — and homophobic — satanic cult, led by the mustachioed Simon. Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts for a chance to win a Blu-ray of the film from AGFA! Read more about the making-of here: http://big13.com/Satans%20Children/making_of_satans_children.htm
Merry Christmas and happy holidays from us here at The Gory Picture Show! Celebrate with us by watching a movie about one elf called Elves from 1989. We talk about nazis, toasters in the bathtub, bad TGPS reviews, and much much more. And we have our share of giggles and all-out laughter fits because this one, as they say, is a doozy. "Is that elf YOURS?"
Hope you're still hungry after your Thanksgiving feast! Ethel Janowski — 250 pounds of maniacal fury! — is ready to serve up spread of bacon, bread, and Nilla Wafers in today's movie. Just don't come between Ethel and her appetite!
We're back! On Halloween, an eight-year-old video game addict forces himself upon a masked Satan character, ready to sidekick his way through a spree of murders that might not just be part of the holiday fun... Head to YouTube and check out the short film that Brandon executive produced and composed the music for: The Stillness (2025)
Mike from Cinemarketing comes aboard our luxury yacht to talk Greydon Clark's Uninvited and all things cats!
Hey we're back! We talk about a riffing exorcist, very bad accents, white rhinos, and LBJ.
Grab a Himalayan yogurt (pick your color!) and elixir at the snack bar — we're taking you down to SLIME CITY!
We join forces with the bois over at Cinemarketing to discuss the worst movies ever made. (Spoiler: it's not) We then sit down with actress, producer, and artist Jackie Neyman Jones ("Debbie" in Manos: The Hands of Fate), who shares some incredible stories and insights into the past -- and future -- of Manos.
We're back and joined by special guest Mike Pisacano from Cinemarketing to talk about a very special movie because the three of us watched it together in person -- a first! We talk about sexual contagion, grating music, low budget filmmaking, and Jurassic Park 3.
Welcome to the TGPS Halloween Special... we are joined by special guest Mike from Random Movie Roulette and Cinemarketing! We chat about the found footage sub-genre, TV commercial compilations, and cat murder. In a moment, we'll open these doors and find out what's inside -- stick around, we'll be right back after these messages.
It's the night HE came to California! Join us and our special guest Jack from Random Movie Roulette to talk about a Laurie Strode who faked her own death, became the headmistress of a prestigious private school, and developed a drinking problem. Watch out for Michael Myers in his jalopy -- and CANDY CORN FU!
In this episode we travel to Ashton, a town populated by verbally abusive government officials and horny middle-aged couples with drinking problems, to investigate a mutant slug infestation. We consult a lot of maps and blow shit up.
In this episode, we discuss a teenager's relationship with his crazy aunt-mom, her pickling obsession, things not to say during a rape investigation, and a police lieutenant who tries to pass his rampant homophobia onto his dog.
In this episode, we discuss a gross movie about a pair of German necrophiliacs and their love triangle with a corpse. We question critical analyses that cast Buttgereit's NEKROMANTIK in a meritorious light and break down its climactic "happy ending," and Brandon tells a story about eating ribs in the company of vegans.
In this episode, we're joined by Jordan Schmidt (Varicon Video, That's Not Quite All Folks!) to talk about what might be the very first exploitation film. Somehow we manage to also fit in digressions about the My Fair Lady 4K release, The Wizard of Oz, Scooby Doo 2, and David Lynch. Oh, and OnlyFans.
In this episode, we cover Frank Henenlotter's sleazy 42nd Street film about two brothers who love each other and seek revenge on the doctors who separated them.
We're back to talk about an island of terror overrun by shark-fighting zombies and white people. Louis also googles "Can corpses get erections?" and forever taints his search history.
We're back to talk about slug orgies, creepy director's commentaries, bountiful kegs of lube, effects wizard Screaming Mad George, and of course incest.
We're back! And in this episode, we go to Japan and back 20 years to talk about human pincushions, yakuza enforcers, and a masturbating sadist who cries a lot.



