The Average Podcast: Movie Reviews for Social Settings

We're back with another cult favorite—House (1985)! This bizarre blend of haunted house chills, creature effects, and offbeat comedy is one of the strangest horror films to come out of the '80s—and tonight we're breaking it all down.  Tim, Johnathan, and special guest Rook dive into the story, direction, effects, and legacy of House. From its over-the-top creature designs to its unexpected themes of grief and trauma, this is a film that deserves another look.  And as always—you can shape the average score. Submit your own review and see how your take impacts the final average at the end of the episode!  ✨ Be part of the conversation! Submit your own score here: 👉 https://tr.ee/iGtZ-DpOO6 [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbjhLaE1MSjhzZ0FSamg1SFdEa09iQ3pnUGxvUXxBQ3Jtc0tuLWt1M0Vfcmota0tON0lReE1obUk1UDQ3akNTeGhsTms4aGFmUWlZYVhsQnpVZ19oR21STkIxNlZ0U2J3NmFpbTh3ZUY3ZlVmUTFWRXRuekJTaF9JWEtiaHJERHVLR2RpMV9qeExLRVhWdmdVbGlxMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftr.ee%2FiGtZ-DpOO6&v=558dBU3ynA4] 📚 Want more horror? Check out our books on Amazon: 👉 https://a.co/d/bUtniBd [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbWFzRFZqbnZlUzRVSWJWazZpems0WkctQ0NKZ3xBQ3Jtc0trWVAxaHFmVGY4SHdxQ3E5blpnOHNQU3RQeS1XVzF4dl8wa1FFMkt3MEpBNGxNbktrb1RGR0FOSXZtRm5KUzRpcUtYT1lSYjhMUUlubTZGVnBBenJGYnZ5TTNrdFJsS2ZfQUI4dDZmRnhLX1QzVElLRQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fa.co%2Fd%2FbUtniBd&v=558dBU3ynA4] 🎧 Check out our friends at Zencastr and get 30% off your first 3 months of Zencastr Pro: 👉 https://zen.ai/theaveragereviews [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbjEyRDNKNzRuSDhVVkp3Z3pReWNKejl6VWNnQXxBQ3Jtc0trNHpUajVwb0NQU09uTHdLellESEhwSzdXU3lxRWpORXZaTlZaWDJDZVd0aHo2M2p3dWlBZVdHaWViZHRlelBnQUhzeTByZnA4RUpjRXJZWFNTSXR2THNPamtyZ2JTZ2NHbTFfVkdNOEFzR1Nkdl9UTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fzen.ai%2Ftheaveragereviews&v=558dBU3ynA4] 📖 Enjoy $5.00 off your first purchase when you use Tim Umpleby's code "TIMOTHYREADS" at checkout: 👉 https://pangobooks.com/TIMOTHYREADS [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0xwaGZCVDVtb0N0RUFSMUQ0dFgwT3lTUzIwZ3xBQ3Jtc0tucGtuMmZzUmNkNlVtTlVqQ1pxSVpHOEs3WUljUEpSTUJYYzRRSnpEUm11VGZVd1BhSU5yb2pXbEdzN0lhbjdlUjJ1aHpCSDVDR1pNZXNaVU5hbXNkOU1LMWRyUHpfSklCdDg5Vnl4Q3FneWV5UEphaw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fpangobooks.com%2FTIMOTHYREADS&v=558dBU3ynA4] ⸻  👻 Topics Covered: – Why House is more than just a horror comedy – Practical effects & bizarre creature design – PTSD and trauma hiding under the comedy – Where it stands in '80s horror history – The strange legacy of the House franchise  ⸻  💬 Don't forget to Like, Comment, and Subscribe to help us keep building this horror-loving community.  #House1985 [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/house1985] #80sHorror [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/80shorror] #TheAverageReviews [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/theaveragereviews] #CultClassic [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/cultclassic] #CreatureFeature [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/creaturefeature] #HorrorPodcast [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/horrorpodcast] #RetroHorror [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/retrohorror] #HorrorCommunity [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/horrorcommunity] #FilmDiscussion [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/filmdiscussion]

We're embracing our comic book roots and flying straight into the heart of the Superman (2025) discourse!  Join Tim, @mephistomonkee, and @iamkevindavisofficial as we dive into DC's latest cinematic reboot. Is this the movie that finally gets it right? Or just another cape in the crowd?  💬 The reviews are in — and they're all over the place. From "disappointing" to "top-tier superhero cinema," critics can't seem to agree. That's why we're putting it to you.  🎯 Use one of our three scoring methods on Instagram (@theaveragereviewspodcast) or submit your score directly using our link in bio. We'll tally everything LIVE and figure out where Superman (2025) really stands.  This isn't Rotten Tomatoes. We don't get paid to praise. This is The Average — where the real review happens with your friends.  👥 Want to be part of the episode? Drop your scores in the comments or join the chat. Your voice matters.  🎙️ Powered by Zencastr 📖 Order Tim's new novel Like, Comment, Survive: https://a.co/d/blR27Ft  🎥 Don't forget to like, subscribe, and comment your score. Your review changes the average.  #Superman2025 #DCEU #DCReboot #MovieReview #TheAverageReviews #JamesGunn #LiveScoring #FilmDiscussion #SuperheroMovies #ComicBookMovies #ManOfSteel #Zencastr #MoviePodcast #YourReviewMatters #SupermanReturns #TheAverage #DCFans

Episode Description – S3.E10: Goodfellas (1990) Review with Steven from After Hours Video "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a podcaster…" This week, we're diving into the mob classic Goodfellas (1990) with our good friend Steven from After Hours Video. From iconic one-liners and unforgettable tracking shots to the real-life rise and fall of Henry Hill, we break down the Scorsese masterpiece using our unique scoring system. Did it live up to the hype, or did it leave us reaching for the cannoli? If you missed the YouTube livestream, catch the full episode now wherever you get your podcasts. Don't forget to share your score with us using one of our three scoring methods – find them on our Instagram! Check out our recording software, Zencastr, and start your own show here: https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage #Goodfellas #Podcast #MovieReview #Scorsese #MafiaMovies #RobertDeNiro #JoePesci #RayLiotta #TrueCrime #FilmCommunity #CinemaLovers #PodcastLife #TheAverageReviews #MovieScore #TheAverage #PopCulture #FilmNerds

S3.E9: Thunderbolts Review (ft. Adam T. Gall)  In this episode of The Average Reviews, we return to the franchise that started it all for us — the Marvel Cinematic Universe — to break down the latest entry: Thunderbolts. Tim revisits the origin of our scoring system, how it all started with ranking MCU films in 2018, and why The Winter Soldier still reigns supreme. Joined by Adam T. Gall, we ask the big question: Did Marvel finally find its footing… or is this another swing and a miss?  🎙️ LISTEN anywhere podcasts are available 📺 WATCH now and drop your score in the comments 📱 JOIN US on Instagram (@theaveragereviewspod) to use one of our three scoring cards and tell us what you thought of the film!  💥 Whether you're Team Red Guardian, still wondering what Ghost does, or just here for Florence Pugh — this one's for you.  📣 Try Zencastr for your own podcast here: https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage  👇 Like, comment your score, and don't forget to subscribe! 👇  ⸻  #MarvelThunderbolts #ThunderboltsReview #MCUPhaseFive #MarvelPodcast #TheAverageReviews #MCU #RedGuardian #YelenaBelova #FlorencePugh #BuckyBarnes #PodcastLife #MovieReview #Zencastr #MarvelMovies #ThunderboltsMovie #MCUAnalysis #PodcastRecommendations #MoviePodcast #ScorecardSystem #PopCultureDiscussion

🎬 In this totally tubular episode of The Average, Tim and Johnathan are joined by Ricky from @thenightclubpodcast [https://www.instagram.com/thenightclubpodcast] to dive deep into the sewers of nostalgia with the 1990 cult classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! 🐢🍕 We're talkin' puppets, pizza, practical effects, and the power of childhood wonder as we score this film across our signature categories—giving weight to why a movie might hit that sweet 3.5 out of 5 stars and still be legendary. 💬 Did you grow up on TMNT? Think it still holds up? Drop your score in the comments, and don't forget to check out our Instagram (@theaveragereviewspod) where you can join the conversation using our scoring systems! A massive thanks to Ricky for joining us on this ride through the sewers of cinema. 👉 Like, comment, and subscribe if this movie made your childhood a little greener. 🔗 Record your own podcast like us with Zencastr — click here to start for free and support the show: https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage #TMNT1990 #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles #TurtlePower #TheAverageReviewsPodcast #MoviePodcast #NostalgiaMovies #ThenightclubPodcast #Cowabunga #TMNTReview #RetroMovies #PodcastLife #ZencastrPartner #MovieNerds #PracticalEffects #ShellYeah #PizzaTime

🦆 It's time to get feathered and freaky as we dive into one of the wildest cult classics ever laid—Howard the Duck! 🐣💥 We're joined by our good friends Travis from @thenightclubpodcast [https://www.instagram.com/thenightclubpodcast] and Evan from @thekiltandtheredneck [https://www.instagram.com/thekiltandtheredneck] to talk about Marvel's very first live-action movie. That's right—before the MCU, there was a sarcastic, cigar-smoking, guitar-shredding alien duck with a taste for Earth women and one-liners. We talk questionable creative decisions, incredible practical effects, and how this bizarre, foul-mouthed bird somehow waddled his way into cult movie history. Plus, lots of duck puns. Because, obviously. 🎥 Note: our video recording setup was being a real bird-brain, so this episode looks a little different—but the conversation? Still egg-ceptional. 🎧 Want to start your own show? Use our link to try Zencastr: https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage #HowardTheDuck #DuckMovie #MarvelBeforeMarvel #CultClassic #SoBadItsGood #80sMovies #TheAverageReviewsPodcast #MoviePodcast #DuckPuns #FeatheredFeverDream #TheNightClubPodcast #TheKiltAndTheRedneck #MovieReview #RetroCinema #LucasfilmWeirdness #MarvelOddities #DuckPower

Killer Robots, Exploding Heads & Indie Horror with Producer Travis Ayers! | Chopping Mall Lock the doors and get ready for mayhem! In this episode, we're diving into the 1986 cult classic Chopping Mall—and we're not doing it alone! We're joined by indie horror producer Travis Ayers (Cyst, Hawk & Rev: Vampire Slayers) to talk all things low-budget horror, practical effects, and the wild world of independent filmmaking. Travis shares behind-the-scenes stories from his time producing films, the challenges and rewards of indie horror, and, of course, we break down Chopping Mall in all its head-exploding glory. 🤖💥 Don't forget to leave a review and let us know what you think! Your support helps us keep bringing you killer episodes. 🔪🍿 #ChoppingMall #HorrorPodcast #IndieHorror #TravisAyers #CultClassic #TheAverageReviews https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage

🚨 FULL SPOILER REVIEW AHEAD! 🚨 Stephen King's The Monkey has finally made its way to the big screen, but does its mix of horror and dark comedy work? In this episode, we break down the film's approach, its tone, and whether it successfully delivers scares or just cymbal-clashing chaos. None of us were familiar with the original King story, so we discuss the film purely on its own merits—does the comedic angle enhance or undercut the horror? We also feature added reviews from @beardedfilmguy and Aaron from @abhorrormovies, giving us their takes on the film's execution and whether it sticks the landing. 🎙️ This episode is brought to you by Zencastr—our go-to podcasting platform for high-quality remote recording. If you're thinking of starting your own show, check out Zencastr here [https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage] to get started! 👉 Let us know your thoughts in the comments! Did The Monkey work for you, or did its tonal choices leave you scratching your head? 🔔 Don't forget to like, subscribe, and hit the bell for more horror discussions! #TheMonkey #StephenKing #HorrorMovies #MovieReview #Podcast #ThatBeardedFilmGuy #ABHorrorMovies #TheAverageReviews #HorrorDiscussion #Zencastr

🎥 Holiday Special: Breaking Down Robert Eggers' Nosferatu! 🧛‍♂️ Welcome to our Holiday Special episode! This time, we're sinking our teeth into Robert Eggers' stunning reimagining of the horror classic Nosferatu. In this video, we cover: 🕯️ The history and legacy of the original 1922 Nosferatu 📖 How Eggers weaves Bram Stoker's Dracula and European folklore into his vision 🎬 A deep dive into the film's script, music, editing, and overall atmosphere Plus, some exciting announcements! 👉 Season 3 of The Average Reviews Podcast kicks off January 14th with a breakdown of the cult classic Clue! 👉 My new book, The Harvest of Briarville, releases this January. It's a suspenseful, eerie story that's perfect for horror lovers. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe to join us as we celebrate the weird, wonderful, and spooky side of movies. Let's keep the conversation going! #Nosferatu #RobertEggers #HorrorMovies #TheAverageReviewsPodcast #HolidaySpecial #Season3ComingSoon #Clue #HarvestOfBriarville

Night 13 of 13 Nights of Halloween: Black Christmas (1974) - The Grand Finale  We've made it to the chilling conclusion of our **13 Nights of Halloween** series, and we're closing out with a true horror classic—*Black Christmas* (1974). This is where it all began, the original slasher that redefined holiday horror and paved the way for countless imitators.   For this grand finale, we're thrilled to be joined by horror author @ivy_tholen and the festive fright fanatic @black.chrismas. Together, we'll dive into what makes this film an enduring staple of the genre, from its eerie atmosphere to its groundbreaking take on terror.  Celebrate this iconic night with a specially crafted cocktail pairing available on our Instagram, and don't miss out on the discussion—head over to Zencastr with our promo link for 30% off: [https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage](https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage)   It's been an incredible journey through horror history, and we couldn't think of a better way to end it than with this genre-defining masterpiece.   #13NightsOfHalloween #BlackChristmas1974 #HorrorMovies #SlasherClassic #RemakesVsOriginals #IvyTholen #BlackChrismas #Podcast #HalloweenCountdown #HorrorCommunity #CocktailPairing #FilmReviews #ZencastrPromo #SeasonFinale

Night 12 of 13 Nights of Halloween brings us to the classic sci-fi horror, The Thing From Another World (1951)! 🌌👽 Tonight, it's just Johnathan and me as we dive into this iconic black-and-white masterpiece, directed by Christian Nyby and produced by the legendary Howard Hawks. Based on the novella "Who Goes There?" by John W. Campbell, this film set the stage for generations of alien horror. We'll explore the eerie atmosphere, the intense suspense, and the fascinating sci-fi elements that made The Thing From Another World a game-changer in 1950s cinema. Starring Margaret Sheridan, Kenneth Tobey, and James Arness as "The Thing," this one is truly a must-watch for classic horror fans. Don't forget to check out the cocktail pairing for this episode over on our Instagram! 🍸 Plus, we're looking for audience participation—submit your own scores via the link in our bio and help us determine which film reigns supreme! 👀🎃 Also, we're offering a 30% off promo code for Zencastr to help all you fellow podcasters out there get started with high-quality recordings—details in the description below! 🎙️ #TheThingFromAnotherWorld #1950sHorror #13NightsOfHalloween #ClassicSciFi #HowardHawks #MoviePodcast #SciFiHorror #HalloweenCountdown #Night12 #JohnWCampbell #TheThing

Night 11 brings us to Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)! Join @travelingstrawberries and @evan.brandon as they dive into the paranoia-fueled sci-fi classic that keeps viewers questioning reality even decades later. Watch as they explore the film's timeless themes of conformity, fear, and identity in Cold War America, and share their favorite scenes and insights. Don't miss this discussion on one of the most influential sci-fi horror films of all time!

🦠 Episode 10 of 13 Nights of Halloween 🦠  For Night 10, we're taking a nostalgic trip back to the 1950s with The Fly (1958) starring the legendary Vincent Price!  Join us and our awesome guest, Travis from @thenightclubpodcast, as we dissect the classic sci-fi horror that brought us the unforgettable line, "Help meee!"  We'll dive into the film's iconic moments, its impact on the genre, and why it still gives us chills decades later. Is this old-school classic still buzzing with terror? Let's find out!   Plus, don't forget to check out our exclusive Zencastr promo—get 30% off when you use our code to elevate your own podcasting experience: https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage   13 Nights of Halloween is heating up, so make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more episodes of spooky film fun!  🍸 Cocktail pairing? Of course! Find the recipe for this episode's drink on our Instagram.  📢 Don't forget to share your own score of the film using the link in our bio or in your stories!  #TheFly #1958TheFly #VincentPrice #ClassicHorror #HorrorPodcast #SciFiHorror #13NightsOfHalloween #ZencastrPromo #HorrorCommunity #TheNightClubPodcast

Night 9 of 13 Nights of Halloween: Suspiria (1977)  Tonight, we're venturing into the vividly twisted world of Dario Argento's *Suspiria* (1977)—a true visual and auditory horror masterpiece. Prepare yourself for a journey through a kaleidoscope of terror with one of the most influential horror films of all time.   Joining us is David from @journeywithacinephile, bringing his expertise to unravel the dark magic behind Argento's cult classic. From the haunting score by Goblin to the mesmerizing color palette, we're diving deep into what makes *Suspiria* a timeless piece of horror history.  Pair this cinematic experience with our signature Goblin's Blood Elixir cocktail, exclusively on our Instagram!  Don't forget to tune in on Zencastr with our promo link for 30% off and immerse yourself in the witchy wonders of *Suspiria*: [https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage](https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage)   Step into the dance of death—*Suspiria* awaits…   #13NightsOfHalloween #Suspiria1977 #HorrorMovies #DarioArgento #RemakesVsOriginals #JourneyWithACinephile #Podcast #HalloweenCountdown #HorrorCommunity #CocktailPairing #FilmReviews #ZencastrPromo #SeasonFinale

Night 8 of 13 Nights of Halloween: House of Wax (1953)  Tonight, we're stepping back in time for a true horror classic—*House of Wax* (1953). Join us as we delve into this eerie masterpiece with the legendary Vincent Price bringing the chills and thrills in a performance that's nothing short of iconic.   We're joined by Ricky from @thenightclubpodcast to break down all the spine-tingling moments, the incredible craftsmanship, and why this film remains a staple in the horror genre.   Make your movie night even more memorable with our vintage cocktail pairing recipe, available now on our Instagram! 🍸 And don't miss out on the conversation—head over to Zencastr with our promo link for 30% off and dive into the world of *House of Wax*: [https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage](https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage)   This is one episode you don't want to miss—Vincent Price awaits…   #13NightsOfHalloween #HouseOfWax1953 #HorrorMovies #VincentPrice #RemakesVsOriginals #TheNightClubPodcast #Podcast #HalloweenCountdown #HorrorCommunity #CocktailPairing #FilmReviews #ZencastrPromo #SeasonFinale

Night 7 of 13 Nights of Halloween: Black Xmas (2006)  We're back with another round of holiday horror as we dive into *Black Xmas* (2006) for Night 7 of our **13 Nights of Halloween** series! This one's a blood-soaked trip through festive frights, and we've got special guests @ivy_tholen and @black.chrismas joining us again to dissect all the gory details.   Is this 2006 remake a twisted yuletide treat or just another holiday hack job? We're breaking it down, and we want you to be part of the conversation!   Don't forget to check out our Instagram for a killer cocktail pairing that'll make your movie night complete! 🍸 Plus, get 30% off with our Zencastr promo code—perfect for tuning into all the Halloween action: [https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage](https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage)   Let's keep the Halloween spirit alive with slashes, scares, and some seriously fun holiday horror!  #13NightsOfHalloween #BlackXmas2006 #HorrorMovies #RemakesVsOriginals #IvyTholen #BlackChrismas #Podcast #HalloweenCountdown #HorrorCommunity #CocktailPairing #FilmReviews #ZencastrPromo #SeasonFinale

Night 6 of our 13 Nights of Halloween takes us deep into the frozen horror of John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)! 🧊👽 In this episode, we'll explore the paranoia, mind-blowing practical effects, and chilling suspense that make this movie a true horror classic.  Don't forget to check out the cocktail pairing for this episode on our Instagram so you can enjoy a themed drink while you watch! 🍸❄️  We also want you to get involved! Score the movie with us by using the link in our bio to submit your ratings, or share your scores in your Instagram stories. Let's compare and see if we all agree on which film reigns supreme!  Bonus: We're offering an exclusive 30% off Zencastr promo code for anyone wanting to start their own podcast—https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage  Like, subscribe, and join us for all 13 nights of terror leading up to Halloween! 🔪👻  #TheThing #JohnCarpenter #13NightsOfHalloween #HorrorPodcast #CocktailPairing #HorrorCommunity #Zencastr #AudienceParticipation #HalloweenCountdown #PracticalEffects

👽 Night 5 of our 13 Nights of Halloween dives into the unsettling world of Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)! We're thrilled to be joined by @travelingstrawberries and @evan.brandon as we discuss the paranoia, eerie atmosphere, and iconic performances in this classic sci-fi horror.  Be sure to head over to our Instagram for a specially crafted cocktail pairing that fits the vibe of the episode! 🍸👽  Also, for our fellow podcasters, we're offering an exclusive 30% off Zencastr promo—link in the description if you're thinking about launching your own show!  We'd love to see your scores and reviews too! Submit them using the link in our bio or share your thoughts in your Instagram stories—let's see how your rating stacks up!  Like, subscribe, and follow us on this terrifying countdown to Halloween! 🎃🔪  #InvasionOfTheBodySnatchers #13NightsOfHalloween #HorrorPodcast #SciFiHorror #Zencastr #HalloweenCountdown #CocktailPairing #AudienceParticipation #BodySnatchers #HorrorCommunity

For Night 4 of our *13 Nights of Halloween* series, we're diving into the grotesque brilliance of *The Fly* (1986) with special guest Travis from @thenightclubpodcast! 🦟✨ Join us as we break down David Cronenberg's body horror masterpiece, featuring the unforgettable transformation of Jeff Goldblum into one of sci-fi's most iconic monsters. You won't want to miss this one! Don't forget to check out the cocktail pairing for tonight's episode on our Instagram – it's the perfect mix to sip on while we chat about *The Fly's* horrific yet fascinating transformation. Plus, use our Zencastr link for 30% off your first month: [https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage](https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage). Tune in as we talk all things *The Fly*, body horror, and more!

Night 3 of 13 Nights of Halloween: Suspiria (2018)  Tonight, we're diving into the eerie world of the 2018 *Suspiria* remake, and we're thrilled to be joined by David from @journeywithacinephile! We'll be dissecting every unsettling detail, from the atmospheric horror to the bold reimagining of this classic. How does it stack up against the original? Tune in to find out!  Want to elevate your viewing experience? Head over to our Instagram for the perfect cocktail pairing recipe to sip on while you watch! 🍸 Plus, we want to hear from YOU! Submit your own review of *Suspiria* and let us know if you're Team Original or Team Remake. Your thoughts could be featured in an upcoming episode!  Don't miss out—join the discussion and listen in on Zencastr: [https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage](https://zencastr.com/?via=theaverage) 🎙️  #13NightsOfHalloween #Suspiria2018 #HorrorMovies #RemakesVsOriginals #David @journeywithacinephile #Podcast #HalloweenCountdown #HorrorCommunity #CocktailPairing #FilmReviews #Zencastr