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Where's the rub, Poptarts? There it is! This week, we over-discuss SO MUCH: • Construction dust realities • Tom the Contractor • Premeditative Emily • The worst way to start reconciliation • Manic Emily • Lubed up and ready to go • So many good lines • Emily's copious use of the word “wonderful” • Vegan food appreciation • The Viagra Triangle • Her face the whole time • The alive old man • The most heinous thing that comes out of his mouth the entire show • He came to ruin her peace • The whole “we have dates” conversation • The only one who would have said OK • Not hyper-tense Paris • He goes immediately to yelling • Just wanting to be left alone in Mr. Peanut pajamas • Letting Paris lie • Off the charts Dean-O-Meter • Food math And ask A LOT of VERY important questions:  • What are you doing? • What is her motivation for that? • Have you ever been to a spa retreat? • Do you feel like Emily is clueless or hopeful? • Do they have sex right after the massage? • Do you put your clothes in the drawers? • Why is Rory packing? • Can we stop being mean about stuff? • Have you ever been to a place like this? • Does anybody know what consent is? • Do you like sitting at the bar? • Do hookers sit at bars • Are you? • Can you not have a night away from Rory? • Can you just let her be? • Have you not done laundry in four weeks? • Does she not want to be alone with Jess because she thinks it’s inappropriate or does she not want to be alone with Jess because she's deathly afraid of Dean being mad? • Is salt and pepper dip fast food gospel? • What is salt and pepper dip? • Can't Rory have her own life? If you or someone you know is experiencing domestic violence, call 1.800.799.SAFE or text "START" to 88788 (US only) or visit https://safeandtogetherinstitute.com/international-domestic-violence-resources/ for a list of international resources.  Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod. You can also join our Facebook group Poptarts!

Here we are Poptarts! We watched it, that's the end, thanks for joining us!  This week, we over-discuss: Pancake skills Stuff everywhere Little garage TVs Giving a teenager a teenager job I care because you care The grey-area tipping point The intentional setup of Dean vs. Jess Go do something Marking his territory Reasons for freaking out The thing you should actually be worried about Talking to people who don't like you Bracelet intentions Unattractive noises Microaggressions The best and worst landlord Still no doors And ask some questions: Why did you do this? What would your basically pointless super power be? Since when is Caesar a bad cook? How did that happen? Why did she ship it? Did Liz send every single item that she could find that maybe at one point belonged to Jess? Is this OK? Where is your agency Dean? Can we talk about the red flags? What do you want from me? How would he steal it off her wrist without her knowing? How would he know? How did that happen? Could you imagine waking up in the morning to squealing pigs? Does Rory's hair look different? Which would you rather do? If you or someone you know is experiencing domestic violence, call 1.800.799.SAFE or text "START" to 88788 (US only) or visit https://safeandtogetherinstitute.com/international-domestic-violence-resources/ for a list of international resources.  Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod. You can also join our Facebook group Poptarts!

We did it eggs to apples, everybody! This week, we over-discuss: Real time googling (including a new song!) Savage beasts and breasts (and gardens) Restaurant seating logistics Slumber party planning Super violent psalms The first fast one BRAD! Making it a bigger deal by not saying it Sherry 1.0 Everybody's weird in this episode Max and Sherry aren't the same Busy raising an actual child Life advice for 16 year old Poptarts Say it to a therapist Paul Anka origin story Rory as a public speaker Even the teachers know We need to know who Harold Pinter is Eggs is not soup And it's a question-heavy ep: Have you ever said "music has charms to soothe the savage beast?' Who says that? What are the power seats in a restaurant? Twilight Zone or The Outer Limits? Do you know Psalm 79? Have you had any dairy in the last 48 hours? Paris wants Rory to talk faster? Really, is she? What is the motivation behind that? Which one is it? Is that quick? Who brings apple juice when you're expecting water? What did you do? Do you ever end a meal with nuts? And we have some Christopher-specific questions: Do you? Are they talking? Are they involved? Is he around? Are they? Why? Do they? What the heck? Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod. You can also join our Facebook group Poptarts!

It's great, it's fun, and we always have thoughts about everything! This week, we over-discuss: Kind of because of Holden Caulfield Backstory trauma (in a very delightful way) Harrison Buttface Stop kissing at work Come on, Jackson You caused this problem Problematic character traits The only timeline that doesn't make Henry look like a bad guy Hyper-masculine peeing contest 0 to 100 in 2 seconds That's way worse! Increasingly aggressive always She is still going on a date Dating around a little Stop flirting to get stuff The iconic basket assistant Their brains aren't done Official Caesar And ask some great questions: Have you ever been set up? Why does Dean hate Jess? Do you think there was a plan? Is she smart and talented or is she naive and stupid? Do you think any of that is colored by Dean's conversation? When are we going to give this kid a break? Did you even ask her what she wants? Who do you think did page her at dinner? How much more did you do that when you were younger? How do those rolly-edged beanies stay on heads? How would he have known it was from Dean? Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod. You can also join our Facebook group Poptarts!

We have lots of spicy feelings and plenty of things to say Poptarts! This week, we over-discuss: Mausoleum price points Organ meat Figuring out how to do things on your own Thanks trauma! Hovering and judging Rachel's wall of evidence That's not the whole story You don't get space here Knowing the least in the room That's icky Lorelai Talking a CEO out of pantyhose A dangerous piece of machinery The statistical probability of getting into Harvard You don't get what you want just because you want it Let women make decisions for themselves Coffee is subjective The Gilmores' CO2 footprint Right now in Florida Literally sweet pasta Life advice from Rachel And we ask some questions: Who cares? Can you just let the authority structure exist? Can you be respectful? Is that a lot of coffee first thing in the morning? Do you think there is something that Paris could have found that would be seedy underbelly of Stars Hollow? So what brought Dean's family to Stars Hollow? Red Vines or Twizzlers? Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod. You can also join our Facebook group Poptarts!

So many ways that "that's not how that works!" this week Poptarts! This week, we over-discuss: Title confusion All the women are self-centered and frustrating: the end. Two lanes Construction inflation Shutting her out and inviting her in You don't get to do both The Rory situation Dead set that there is a solution They owe you nothing, Lorelai Too young to watch Three's Company Making her apologize for something that was true Rory is a child Let people like what they like Cheerleader judging PSAT obsession Dean is actually OK A lot of kissing Unforgivable line House jousts Tevya rewrites And ask some questions: What are the chances Lane could even go? Is that a realistic number? What would you have done? What was your plan? Oh wait, there's a cost involved? Do you think it’s appropriate for Rory to have told Emily? Did you forget who you were saying? Is gloating good for the skin? Do termites like atheists more or less than other people? Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod. You can also join our Facebook group Poptarts!

This week is a big, fun romp, plus we make plans to go to the Renn Faire. This time, we over-discuss: That's what they do, that's what we do Sofia references Lindsey scared stupid Rune jumping, Rachel crying A good immersive experience Taking the face off and adding it back Parent PTSD You had them come in for this Convenient Christopher logistics Oh, that's what you're upset about Jolly Richard No one asked you, Dean He left his personality in the junkyard That's what they do, they fight Paris can't ever calm down Go Bootsy Eating sticky foods around barn animals I could have had my own bed And ask so many questions: Have you ever actually tried to make a snowman? Do you know what peacock pie is? Why'd you put it back? Why isn't Drella there? Whatever happened to the puppy? Has Rory never spent the night with her dad before? Which one do you want him to be? What did they do there? If it weren't Jess, would Dean have stopped it? If it weren't Dean, would Jess have kept punching? Are they both being inappropriate? Can you chill? Can you use context clues, Paris? Also, like, why? How do they function at school? How did you get there? Why did you say yes to this? Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod. You can also join our Facebook group Poptarts!

Welcome to therapy everyone! We have lots of beef and all the boys are misbehaving. This week, we over-discuss: An actually good joke Ice cream maker tailspin Not closure 100% reactive 100% of the time He seems like a regular man A very weird conversation Yet another Shakespeare class Getting there by accident Egregiously obnoxiously bad See you on One Tree Hill Dean is not that person Dean blindness Boyfriend would never Lindsey's high school trauma No sacred cows Our continual love for Brad Mrs. Kim is right Actually getting over it And ask some questions: You really want to have that conversation with us? Again with the group projects? How much would you tell Dean? Do you not understand this? How humiliating would that feel? Is Poppy a damn good name for a toaster? Why is Lorelai in such denial about Luke? Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod. You can also join our Facebook group Poptarts!

We're inn with the inn crowd on this one Poptarts! This week, we over-discuss: Modern Renaissance painting A literal crap shack Luke inconsistencies The Stars Hollow lady cop A proportionate outline Inferior lettuce Statistically closer to death Original Mia A weird choice This isn't yours...stop it Bulldozing people on the way Not what she needed The most boring show Bootsy’s origin story Various stages of Andrew Pop culture gatekeepers So much Spam And ask a lot of important questions: What is this? Why wouldn't she paint it from a photo? What would you name your place? How is it not blatantly obvious that it's a prank? Why do you have to scrape it off? How dumb are you? Who would want to hold on to property that's falling apart? Since when? Do you think there are great cymbal players? Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod. You can also join our Facebook group: Poptarts!

Welcome to Gilmored and this is a podcast! This week, we over-discuss: Headmaster Chilton Very specific hate for certain music Macarena discovery Bus books Introvert prejudice She's not a loner, she's just a nightmare The weirdest way to walk up to people Paris and the Puffs High school kidnapping Completely sticking up for herself in a way that's completely valid Everything about being alive is exhausting No one's busy like a single mom One dimensional booster women Wet leaves My name is Hotweiner from Vienna The definition of disintegration Women who got hell for being unwell And ask great questions: Can you chill? Why do you have to read something different during lunch - does it aid in your digestion?  Can she just have half and hour to eat a sandwich by herself? Can you listen to music while reading? Who the hell names their kid Lemon? When was she told that this was the expectation? Can we talk about Aubrey? What kind of soup has lettuce in it? How does she know that sound is that battery? Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod. You can also join our Facebook group Poptarts!

We love you, Poptarts, but we do hasst Christopher. This week, we over-discuss: Emily's valid point Where Lorelai gets it Coddling expectations A little bit of a punk in a funny way Emily's wildly inappropriate friends Good for the little tart Proper debutante prep Notable escorts The big ick The bar is on the floor Christopher amnesia Hello sailor! Phased out is totally a thing A hooker or a teacher Steves the bartenders A surprisingly sweet side of Lorelai Obnoxious amounts of leaf garland And ask some questions: Do we feel like that's kinda how they operate? Does every young girl dream of this day? What do you mean you're not a prude? Why are you annoyed that he has a job? What is Dean's deal with dressing up? Who orders a chai latte at a diner? Red red or orange red? What is the proper height for a taper? Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod. You can also join our Facebook group Poptarts!

Surprise, surprise, Poptarts: we have MANY opinions this week, including our thoughts on the Man of the Hour and his perfect flip in the lake. This week, we over-discuss: Calm down, Rory! Hamburgers before school Gilmore-verse sibling theory She's gonna butt in anyway What Jess actually needs This is hell He's 17, he's fine An appalling amount of food Yes of course he would do this Jess is Lorelai Lorelai has not earned this Holy cow, Luke's such a good guy Teenage containment Paris as a nasty person is so good The hill Lindsey will die on The reason her life turned out the way it did Make your own coffee Rachel vs. the joke And ask some questions: How early is it? Where does Lane get all this money for her CDs? What are you making? Can you just stop? What's your favorite danish? Do you think Jess took the bridge money? Do you think this is the first time Jess and Luke have met? Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod. You can also join our Facebook group Poptarts!

Sammys and LaDonns and Suzys - Oh my! This week, we over-discuss: Lindsey and Rachel switch roles 2000s travel things The nut version of the cheese chalet LaDonn's dark origin story The ins and outs of B&Bs You have to talk about it Regretting how it all went down Luke vs. Kirk Just walk by them You can just walk into anything College gear on campus Random Rory freak outs The most likely name Hiro love Please grieve what you lost That's how life works And ask some good questions: What could be better than what they serve at a Hayden's Nut House? Are there things like this when you're driving around? Did she actually communicate this to Max? Why does Lorelai hate B&Bs? Have you ever stayed at a B&B? You're an accountant - what's 6% of $4.43? Who are these women who didn't eat? How would Rory not go, "OMG, we're close to Harvard!"? Where are you getting all this money? What do you think Emily got Lorelai? How does she know Iggy Pop is naked on the CD? How does ink come out of pens? Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod. You can also join our Facebook group Poptarts!

So much going on this week, Poptarts! Join us as we over-discuss: What a big dumb dummy Lindsey is The ethics of cake tasting A formerly popular boy band Kirk as a photographer is a horrible idea A fun Rachel high school trauma story location: Earth Poor (?) Max Earned stepdad privileges What she's saying vs. the actual problem A perfect case study for Lorelai's selfishness The Christopher timeline Specific flavors of music snobs Planning Rachel's theoretical bachelorette party Thoughts about the drag club Guessing at the Richard and Emily origin story Luke vs. Taylor Talking to the wrong person Running to the phone And ask important questions: Is cake the glue of a wedding? How did I get removed from the situation when I'm supposed to be the only person you're kissing? They haven't talked about anything? Eating at a bachelorette party - yay or nay? Who eats six baked potatoes at dinner? Does May know these women at all? Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod. You can also join our Facebook group Poptarts!

Poor Lane, poor Max, poor Michele, poor Jackson, poor...everyone but Dean. This week, we over-discuss: The reality of wedding dress shopping (thank you, capitalism) The Chilton girls So much Shakespeare Pushing back on Paris (it's all made up) Here's the job... see ya! Lorelai is a sixteen-year-old bedazzler Camping to get Lindsey's daughter into Harvard Failing at Chilton is for the rich Go say goodbye, Rory! How flights work Dean, get a life Spontaneity as avoidance Being triggered by lovely parents Emily the Ice Queen gets attacked for the wrong thing Veil logistics and wedding dress history Marrying the ketchup and pickles that aren't lovers And ask a few good questions: Can you stop causing problems, sir? Has no one ever communicated this to you, Rory? Who got these dogs that Paris trained? How are your wilderness skills? Can you chill for a minute, Dean? Who signed off on this? Did she just leave with those veils? Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod. 

Happy Season 2! It’s the question-heaviest episode we’ve ever done Poptarts! Maybe Max and Lorelai should’ve asked a few more. This week, we over-discuss: More daisies than you could possibly fathom Bootsie is a ghost The way he says it isn’t great, but he does have a point In reality, this is a mess, but that’s ok  Justice for Zelda Richard nails Dean for the wrong thing Lindsey was the weirdest kid ever Homemade hohos  Jared Padalecki was the perfect 2000s heartthrob The whole scene in the kitchen And ask SO MANY questions: What’s up, Lorelai? Why would she cause that kind of harm to Luke just for because? What do you mean this is the first time any of this is coming up? How would Sookie not know? Which do you think is better, a coupon drawer or a coupon can? Would you want a teller who can’t count? How would Emily think this is news to Rory? Who cares? Who did they think she was going to bring? How do you know what you want to do your whole life? Look at your mother- are you surprised? Former gifted kids: how’s your therapist? How would you make a Twinkie? What the heck was in the Beefaroni? Why wasn’t it people we’ve seen? Oh my gosh, can you stop? Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod. 

Look at us go, Poptarts! It's a wrap on season 1 this week, so come along with us on this adventure as we recap, review, and do some other celebratory stuff. This week we over-discuss: Lane-Rory interactions The frustration of Rory and Paris Not liking Dean Wishy-washy Christopher Great Paris episodes Quality rants and humanizing Rory Damn Donna Reed can go away Specifically-flavored characters No tolerance for predatory behavior Over-the-top everything And we ask LOTS of questions because *helicopter noises* we bring you not one, but two trivia games (accidentally on purpose). OK Season 1, we have to go! Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod.  Trivia Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/bingo-crazy License code: B84O0KIO9GUIJ6PG

Hey there Poptarts! We dusted off the old DVDs and opened up Kirk's Mystery Mailbag for this deleted scenes and other things episode. This week, we over-discuss: The benefits of DVD hoarding Being nosy at other people's houses Thoughts about Max's questions Excuse me, Emily Gilmore Being realistically bedraggled Understanding the potting shed reaction Current sock styles and convenient shoe sizing The amount of pee in Lindsey's house Ask a couple questions: Do you give a tour of your house to someone when they come over? Is he a voyeur? And over-discuss fan thoughts and theories: The likability of Lorelai More hotdog logistics Missed plotline opportunities Luke the secret millionaire Dean's yelling and Summer's bathroom coke Tension between Dean and Lorelai (aka the DALA) Gen X pranks Special thanks to Poptarts Kathryn N., Jhari, Lisa, Denise (https://saltygilmores.tumblr.com/), and Erin for contributing to Kirk’s Mystery Mailbag! Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod. 

We did Season 1 of Gilmore Girls, Poptarts! Celebrate! This week, we over-discuss: Hammering for free at 6:30am Words that don't exist in English Reoccurring dreams about malls and waiting tables Peter Stringbean/Dick Tracy continuity The likelihood of meeting Clara Things not to do when you want to get back together with someone The problem with the breakup Forcing an unforceable person Everybody at Chilton denies reality 2000s mean girl energy A triangulation of unhealth Does she or does she not always say goodbye You don't get married to solve a fight Three rules of the troubadour mystique And ask so many questions: Do you have any reoccurring weird dreams? What exactly is cheerleader material? Do you think it’s appropriate for Luke to break into Lorelai's house to do fixing things? Lorelai, what are you doing? Do you want to be in a relationship, Luke? Who is this Max all of a sudden? Since when does Dean go to town meetings? Why are they unwrapped? Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod. 

It's the penultimate (super ultimate?) episode of season 1, Poptarts! We Lo… this one! This week, we over-discuss: 123 He's Yours Caesar or not a Caesar Not dealing with emotions Over-protected Rory Having hard conversations with women The Chat Club Rediscovering candles Dream boyfriend Explaining the clothes to Rachel The logistics of suit shopping Manic, chaotic Lorelai Ripping into a teenage boy at his minimum wage job Everyone missing the point Thinking about the Todd and Naveena Cutler story Air Supply love Traumatic 80s movies And ask the best questions: Am I more beautiful today than I was yesterday? But does she learn? Is Luke insane? Was I high? Who did this? Is it weird for Lorelai to shop for Rachel? Wouldn't Rachel know that Luke didn't really do that? Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod.