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We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite.

.. THE INTELLECTUALS


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Bad Boys of Beirut

Bad Boys of Beirut

2026-01-3001:15:30

The boys are back from their international travels, and they brought all the heat! Guido sits down with the legendary George Assily(fresh off a wild, and somewhat violent, trip to Lebanon and London) and Fabrizio (who was hanging with the real royalty at the Ferrari F1 car launch in Italy).This is a firestorm of travel stories and comedy as George recounts his adventures in Beirut—from meeting his dad for the first time in years to navigating the local economy (where $1 USD is a million Lira!), the amazing food, and, yes, getting choked by an Uber driver over a $20 dispute. Meanwhile, Fabrizio breaks down the high-life of a Scuderia Ferrari club president, a behind-the-scenes look at the new F1 season launch in Maranello, and the cardinal sin of eating pasta on a flat plate. You’ll also get George’s hot take on British comedians and the infamous St. Leonard Dictionary.We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALSFollow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl📍 New episodes weeklyDon't forget to:Comment belowSubscribe for more!Thinking of starting a podcast?https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl#Comedy #Podcast #Pantelis #Intellectuals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Short Kings of Montreal

Short Kings of Montreal

2026-01-2301:02:29

Guido matches the short king energy with Jamie Boom Boom.It's the ultimate showdown: Guido vs Jamie Boom Boom | Battle of the Little Men! 🔥 This week, Pantelis and the boys dive headfirst into chaos with an hour of unfiltered, unhinged comedy podcast gold!IN THIS EPISODE:The Dark Side of Comedy: An emotional discussion on comedians like Richard Jeni and Robin Williams, addiction, and the pressures of seeking validation.The Tahini Mouse Saga: Hear the absolutely disgusting true story of the mouse who met his demise in a jar of tahini. The mouse went out doing what he loved—eating!Top 5 Travel Nightmares: The guys improvise their worst travel experiences, from a trip to Moldova to a chaotic run-in with an Amish family after an exorcism in deep Quebec.Conspiracy Corner: The biggest question: Did we really go to the Moon Landing in 1969? The guys debate the likelihood of a live broadcast in the late '60s.🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl📍 New episodes weeklyWe asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALSFollow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
PANTELIS IS DEAD! A tragic loss for the comedy world... but the question remains: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?! 🕵️‍♂️The unthinkable has happened and Pantelis' streak on The Intellectuals is OVER and the finger is pointing directly at Guido. Is he a master criminal, or just a master of disaster? Join the Pantelis Comedy team as they try to solve the most important WHODUNIT of the year.Watch now to find out if Guido is truly responsible, or if there's a killer twist!🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl📍 New episodes weeklyWe asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALSFollow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/Don't forget to:Like this video if you think Guido is innocent!Comment below with your best suspect theory!Subscribe for more Pantelis Comedy sketches every week!Thinking of starting a podcast?https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl#Comedy #Podcast #Pantelis #Intellectuals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Escape From Mexico

Escape From Mexico

2026-01-0901:10:38

Guido is back from Mexico, and the stories don’t disappoint.In this episode of Intellectuals, we dive into travel chaos, comedy abroad, winter depression in Canada, and the strange psychology of performing — plus an unhinged Top 5½ countries the USA should “save.”We also talk:Comedy shock bits and burying comics onstageCruise ship comedy and corporate actsExpats, money, and life in MexicoJust For Laughs, TED talks, and stand-up inside baseballDark humor, honest conversation, and zero filters.🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Call Me Papi in Korea Town

Call Me Papi in Korea Town

2026-01-0101:07:25

Looking back at the year we've had. Guido reminisces about his time in LA and how a dirty butthole ruined his Korea Town adventure.We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALSFollow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/Follow George:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​DISCORD:https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WUPoseidon:https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidonThanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY#LA #Comedy #Podcast #NewYears Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Getting Old

Getting Old

2025-12-2601:03:24

Top 5 and a half BOMBS.We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALSFollow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/Follow George:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​DISCORD:https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WUPoseidon:https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidonThanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY#Cats #Comedy #Podcast #Standup Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
GUIDO'S PERSIAN LOVER

GUIDO'S PERSIAN LOVER

2025-12-1901:02:44

Guido falls in love with another woman!We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALSFollow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/Follow George:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​DISCORD:https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WUPoseidon:https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidonThanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY#somali #Comedy #Podcast #Persian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Top 5 and a half coups.We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALSFollow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/Follow George:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​DISCORD:https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WUPoseidon:https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidonThanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY#somali #Comedy #Podcast #cinnabon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Guido is back in Montreal and George is back from a Syrian prison.We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALSFollow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/Follow George:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​DISCORD:https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WUPoseidon:https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidonThanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY#Funny #Comedy #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Guido's Home Life

Guido's Home Life

2025-11-2101:05:59

Jamie Boom Boom is introduced to Guido's home life.We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALSFollow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/Follow Fabrizio: https://www.instagram.com/fabrizio_sciola/https://www.youtube.com/@tfircpodcastFollow George:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​DISCORD:https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WUPoseidon:https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidonThanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Forehead Vagina

Forehead Vagina

2025-11-1401:05:17

The crew talks mobs, movies and Sam's transition.We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALS30% OFF POLYSLEEP :https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1Follow George:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​DISCORD:https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WUPoseidon:https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidonThanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Top 5 and a half FAT PEOPLEWe asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALS30% OFF POLYSLEEP :https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1Follow George:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​DISCORD:https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WUPoseidon:https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidonThanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Top 5 and a half MOST DISGUSTING THINGS I EVER DIDWe asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALS30% OFF POLYSLEEP :https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1Follow George:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​DISCORD:https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WUPoseidon:https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidonThanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Witness Protection

Witness Protection

2025-10-1701:19:22

Guido and Sam dress like they're in hiding.We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALS30% OFF POLYSLEEP :https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1Follow George:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​DISCORD:https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WUPoseidon:https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidonThanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Guido The Sewer King

Guido The Sewer King

2025-10-1001:10:05

Guido lost his phone in the sewer and George went to Ottawa.We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALS30% OFF POLYSLEEP :https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1Follow George:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​DISCORD:https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WUPoseidon:https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidonThanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Gambler Hates Us

The Gambler Hates Us

2025-09-2601:11:06

Guido and Sam are shocked to learn that Adam hates them.We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALS30% OFF POLYSLEEP :https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1Follow George:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​DISCORD:https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WUPoseidon:https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidonThanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Matador Mayhem

Matador Mayhem

2025-09-1901:13:18

Guido and George talk Jimmy Kimmel, podcasting and the loss of Adam.We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALS30% OFF POLYSLEEP :https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1Follow George:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​DISCORD:https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WUPoseidon:https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidonThanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I Wanna Sit On Your Face

I Wanna Sit On Your Face

2025-09-1201:00:43

Sam Adamo is back from his attempted attack on an Italian synagogue.We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALS30% OFF POLYSLEEP :https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1Follow George:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​DISCORD:https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WUPoseidon:https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidonThanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amazonian Guard

Amazonian Guard

2025-09-0501:10:15

Guido and George want an all-female security team.We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALS30% OFF POLYSLEEP :https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1Follow George:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​DISCORD:https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WUPoseidon:https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidonThanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Karaoke Cucks

Karaoke Cucks

2025-08-2901:08:14

George is back in studio for Poseidon Karaoke.We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALSFor all your real estate needs: https://tinyurl.com/Poseidon-Real-EstateFor all your adult toy needs:https://www.erosetcompagnie.com/PROMO CODE : INTELLECTUALS30% OFF POLYSLEEP :https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1Follow George:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​DISCORD:https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WUPoseidon:https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidonAdam:https://www.instagram.com/thep.ornographic.conservative/Claudio:https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/Thanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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