Poor Lil Thing

Little Amy gets hit on by cute girls but she hates it, Santa's gayest elf joins us to talk about vaping and housewives, little Ryan gets embarrassed on the bus with his family, Amy's brother finally stands up for little her, Ryan's sisters stand up for him in the smoke pit, Ryan shaved off half his moustache by accident, Kate Beckinsale's sisters boyfriend laid an egg, we are going to pass on with other peoples memories and not our own, Ryan's on a new dating app and some other people have different intentions that he's mad about, McDonalds triple McPickle burger is EIGHT FIFTY NINE, Brittani and her bf from RHOSLC are unhinged and cringed, we are gifted with another JOURNAL ENTRY from younger Ryan and it does not disappoint, two listeners PLT stories that both involve fire that are not to be missed and as always, we end with a game and this time from the 90's! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy flew a plane, Ryan got caught in a lie, Dee won’t sit down and she wants to do disgusting things, Amy cannot wrap her head around a certain hairstyle, Ryan went to gay volleyball and the results are in, Amy went to a play with her mom and all hell broke loose, another amazing journal entry from Ryan,  a PLT story full of all the PLT jargon, another PLT story about crab dick, and we end with the game ‘Lesbian Bar or Not’.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A controversial radio host, Amy mistakes someone's own fashion for a halloween costume, Amy unintentionally breaks into a new Chipotle, Squid Games:The Challenge, RHOSLC's yacht adventures and their farting problem, Ryan reads another diary entry, when Ryan became an adult he bought cats, we do a g@y hockey interview, lifer servers, a PLT listeners story that involves a very unique way of attempting to absolve himself of a potential STI, another PLT listener shares a story involving a large fire, and we end with a game of MEMORY!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryan went to a gay Halloween party and things got crazy, Amy uploaded a 2 minute story of herself singing in the bathtub, do you shower in the dark?, Facebook event invites, Amy handed out Halloween candy with her mother, firecrackers suck, Ryan died and left everything to Amy, Amy scolded a child, walking cats on leashes, Ryan has trouble speaking, Honda Paralyzers, sub woofers in cars, Ryan is a business man again, Ryan has a new journal entry, children on social media, number two-ing in the shower, a PLT story about cruel kids, another PLT story about a piercing pervert, and we play Celebrity Taglines.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy laughs at a road rager, Ryan is a Dior tank top wearing assistant high school football coach, dash cams, Amy is taking very big risks in conversation and it's about to backfire, The Blue Jays, Ryan's Australian nephew will be moving to Whistler and Ryan's gonna get "weird uncle" about it, smoking toddlers, confident gym phone call talkers, also people setting up full apartments at Ryan's gym, Amy's 9th grade boyfriend mysteriously dumped her, Ryan's a freeze, we love a pre-bail text, Ryan's not mad at the groom he marries, Ryan hides in Stanley Park, a listener's PLT story about getting locked out in a hotel hallway in little clothing, Alan from Jiffy L*be writes in, we play a Mariah Carey trivia game and we discuss hating people who french kiss at their weddings!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy went to the Roxy’s Halloween party with her girls and won ‘Most Unusual Costume’, Ryan confessed he was a Swiftie to his cousin and it didn’t work out for him, Ryan has a love update, we chat the Toronto Blue Jays playoff run, Amy updated us on a divorce, Ryan watched the smash hit horror film Cujo, men in 80s TV had their shirts off a lot mo, Sienna MacLeod writes in a tampon related PLT story, a scammer story that might give you chills, and we end with a spooky game! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryan is back as a gay funeral home director and open casket and open bar are non-negotiable, Amy goes back to the time she'd take mortifying "candid" photos of herself, Ryan's throat goat horking neighbour finally moves, Real Housewives of Miami cheating scandal, Justin Trudeau kisses Katy Perry in jeans, Kim Kardashian's brand Skims comes out with pubic hair thongs, Ryan's friends break up and now he doesn't know what to do, It's cuffing season, Ryan's triglycerides are high, we discuss the loss of Diane Keaton & D'Angelo & Jane Goodall, people are making weird celebrity AI videos, a PLT writer inner gets sick on a date and a dementia patient escapes!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy released her first romance novel, Ryan made an extremely funny joke to a waitress, Amy had a wonderful Facebook Marketplace experience, a new very shallow journal entry from Ryan, Amy catches us up on the new season of Love Is Blind, poop dollars, Ryan saw something on the bus, Amy goes on a mission to save her brows, Ryan falls in love with his cab driver, a new edition of 40 IS, a brand new PLT story from Bretzel, Diana Marbles writes in her first PLT story, and we end with a brand new game called Poor Lil Who?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy falls on her a$$ and almost wets the floor, Ryan is a gay fireplace installer, Ryan exerted too hard at the gym which made his suit tailoring experience a time to remember, Amy is trying to sell on FB marketplace and it's hell, FB changed Brian's birthday, Bri's goin' in the hot tub with his dad again and he gets a surprise that he didn't want, something happened again at the gym, Ryan has a brilliant idea for a better Grindr notification sound, Amy has a pet tarantula, a messy hospital PLT story, Amy just wants a crunch here and there in her personal PLT story, and as always we end with a game! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy has a very cool wifi name, Ryan bragged about having to get up early when nobody asked, we chat more about Unknown Number, Amy had an amazing lake house weekend away, Ryan sold his first item on Facebook Marketplace, Amy invented a glory slit, Amy ran into her nemesis, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Grindr teamed up with Christina Aguilera, listening to our own voice notes, Amy graces with her own brand new PLT story, Ryan’s PLT story is from a listener who said something really bad while working at Earls, and we end the episode with a game of Memory! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy vs a cafe, Ryan finally got married to Big Dave after the Jonas Brothers concert, Emmy's, Ryan wants to know if he's gross for something he did but also wants you to know that he still got tipped, someone brought their loud phone into the sauna, Ryan wants to out himself to his old teacher, Dee gets taken off of Ryan's wedding guest list live on the pod, Nick Cannon has 12 children, Ryan and his backpack get dropped off at a wedding by his aunt's 80 year old friend Viv, Ryan tells a personal PLT story about bombing horrifyingly while performing for a corporate event, and as always we end with a game! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy hosted a Burning Man in North Vancouver, Ryan booked a role and then just as quickly lost it, we chat American Apparel, Amy watched the documentary ‘Unknown Number’, another riveting journal entry from Ryan, Amy lived through an earthquake in Santorini, Ryan’s first ever concert was Garth Brooks and Amy’s was Amy Grant lol, we listen to a dirty country song made by AI, Ryan tried another joke at trivia, a PLT story about risqué images on a phone, another PLT story about a messy pride day, and we play Heavy Metal Band or Hot Sauce! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy gets her heart broken on a ferris wheel at 15, Ryan is a hobby horse girl, Ryan gets a blast from the past when he see's young trashy Amy on the bus, Amy tells the story about how her car got set on fire, Amy had a run in at the gym, Shandi played Survivor, Ryan gets mad at a bartender but then meets a cute boy from The Lion King, Amy's youngest nephew comes for her again, ACTING CHALLENGE, Love is Blind UK, Project Runway, Naked Attraction, Ryan wants to know if he should legally change his name to Brian once and for all, people are coming for Amy on Ryan's Facebook page, Amy's friend has some unique wants when it comes to having a different downstairs, a listener writes in a hilarious PLT story about her aunt and uncle arguing about a certain body part at an NYC bar, as always we end with a GAME! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy was buried alive, Ryan pressed the wrong emoji, we chat napping, an excited middle-aged couple wants you to try their pesto, Amy has a crazy burp, we don’t love Snoop Dogg no mo, Ryan saw a man doing a full workout in line at Costco, we’re scared of people recording us nude, Amy tells us everything she ate at Playland, Ryan went to the Cyndi Lauper concert, Amy survived the ferris wheel, Amy reads a PLT story about a mysterious flag, Ryan reads a PLT story about a degenerate son, and we play a game about capitals!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy's unlocked a new middle age level, Ryan's a home wrecker, Ryan's transiting and lovin' it, Amy's mom truly believed that Ryan was a slam poet, Ryan's hosting trivia and an opening joke does not pay off, cicadas pee all over people, Ryan reads another riveting journal entry, Ryan's leaving things at his parents farm that he shouldn't be, Amy's not sure about the XL hot dog at the baseball game she went to, and as always we end with an iconic game! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy is hosting her own drag king reality show on Bravo, Ryan went on a nice date and then exploded, Spice Girls are getting it on, Chimp Crazy lady is going to jail, Ryan is clawing people in the face, Dee was on the Red Robin float for Vancouver Pride, Amy is obsessed with Hunting Wives, Ryan gives us a movie update, Amy and her girl got wet and egged in Copenhagen, Ryan’s mom went rootin’ in her teeth, Amy uses her own hair to floss, Amy has a personal PLT story, Ryan reads a new PLT story from our friend Roberta, and we play McFiction or McFact?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy gets served in Copenhagen and she doesn't like it, Ryan is a slam poet, what your apartment smells like, rental car fur in NYC, Ryan accidentally lathers himself dry with body wash and goes out for the day(s), Ryan celebrated Pride, Brian doesn't like summer, stop sending FB friend requests, an airport gate agent queen goes off on Amy, Ryan tries some jokes as a wedding officiant and it doesn't pay off, Ryan gets stuck on a ride at PlayLand, a PLT listener has a BM horror story and as always we end with a game!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy won a beer chugging competition, Ryan has to tell a hookup to stop eating so many Halls lozenges, Amy’s crush on a handsome man fizzles when he keeps speaker phoning people, Ryan went to a party and talked so much that people moved to another room, Amy gives us the scoop on a Norwegian lottery fiasco, a brand new journal entry from Ryan, the thruple came for Amy, a high school PLT story about a mistaken textbook, Ryan’s PLT story is about him getting bullied by a coworker, and we play Movie Catchphrase Trivia!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy has toilet bowl water on her, Ryan is a hair extension artist for gay horses, Ryan goes to a nude beach, Ryan confronts his witch neighbour about flatulence, there's a new devil on Days, Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, Amy accidentally full frontals her brother in law, Ryan cries because of kindness, a 17 year old queen blows Amy away, A PLT listener unlocks pandora's box, a know-it-all lets it all come out in a staff bathroom, Amy gets given a gift, and as always we end with an iconic game! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode....Amy kissed a gas attendant, Ryan used to churn butter as a child, Amy made a wonderful new connection, we chat skin tags, Coyote Ugly, Leanne Rimes’ teeth fell out, we pay our respects to Marge Simpson, we do the Bartman, we pay Dee in chips, some new gym adventures for Amy, Ryan chats dim lighting again, a new edition of ’40 IS’, a PLT story about a drunk couple who had to throw away their dryer, a PLT story about wiping yourself with poison ivy, and we play 2005! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.