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Poor Lil Thing

Poor Lil Thing
Author: Ryan & Amy Show
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Ever burn your eyebrows off via a gas stove while trying to light a cigarette? Or get dumped in Ibiza for a hotter, younger guy? You aren't alone.. but you're a PLT! ...Poor Lil Thing is hosted by award winning comedians Amy Goodmurphy and Ryan Steele and features relatable poor lil' thing moments and stories with hilarious guests.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Amy falls on her a$$ and almost wets the floor, Ryan is a gay fireplace installer, Ryan exerted too hard at the gym which made his suit tailoring experience a time to remember, Amy is trying to sell on FB marketplace and it's hell, FB changed Brian's birthday, Bri's goin' in the hot tub with his dad again and he gets a surprise that he didn't want, something happened again at the gym, Ryan has a brilliant idea for a better Grindr notification sound, Amy has a pet tarantula, a messy hospital PLT story, Amy just wants a crunch here and there in her personal PLT story, and as always we end with a game! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amy has a very cool wifi name, Ryan bragged about having to get up early when nobody asked, we chat more about Unknown Number, Amy had an amazing lake house weekend away, Ryan sold his first item on Facebook Marketplace, Amy invented a glory slit, Amy ran into her nemesis, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Grindr teamed up with Christina Aguilera, listening to our own voice notes, Amy graces with her own brand new PLT story, Ryan’s PLT story is from a listener who said something really bad while working at Earls, and we end the episode with a game of Memory! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amy vs a cafe, Ryan finally got married to Big Dave after the Jonas Brothers concert, Emmy's, Ryan wants to know if he's gross for something he did but also wants you to know that he still got tipped, someone brought their loud phone into the sauna, Ryan wants to out himself to his old teacher, Dee gets taken off of Ryan's wedding guest list live on the pod, Nick Cannon has 12 children, Ryan and his backpack get dropped off at a wedding by his aunt's 80 year old friend Viv, Ryan tells a personal PLT story about bombing horrifyingly while performing for a corporate event, and as always we end with a game! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amy hosted a Burning Man in North Vancouver, Ryan booked a role and then just as quickly lost it, we chat American Apparel, Amy watched the documentary ‘Unknown Number’, another riveting journal entry from Ryan, Amy lived through an earthquake in Santorini, Ryan’s first ever concert was Garth Brooks and Amy’s was Amy Grant lol, we listen to a dirty country song made by AI, Ryan tried another joke at trivia, a PLT story about risqué images on a phone, another PLT story about a messy pride day, and we play Heavy Metal Band or Hot Sauce! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amy gets her heart broken on a ferris wheel at 15, Ryan is a hobby horse girl, Ryan gets a blast from the past when he see's young trashy Amy on the bus, Amy tells the story about how her car got set on fire, Amy had a run in at the gym, Shandi played Survivor, Ryan gets mad at a bartender but then meets a cute boy from The Lion King, Amy's youngest nephew comes for her again, ACTING CHALLENGE, Love is Blind UK, Project Runway, Naked Attraction, Ryan wants to know if he should legally change his name to Brian once and for all, people are coming for Amy on Ryan's Facebook page, Amy's friend has some unique wants when it comes to having a different downstairs, a listener writes in a hilarious PLT story about her aunt and uncle arguing about a certain body part at an NYC bar, as always we end with a GAME! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amy was buried alive, Ryan pressed the wrong emoji, we chat napping, an excited middle-aged couple wants you to try their pesto, Amy has a crazy burp, we don’t love Snoop Dogg no mo, Ryan saw a man doing a full workout in line at Costco, we’re scared of people recording us nude, Amy tells us everything she ate at Playland, Ryan went to the Cyndi Lauper concert, Amy survived the ferris wheel, Amy reads a PLT story about a mysterious flag, Ryan reads a PLT story about a degenerate son, and we play a game about capitals! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amy's unlocked a new middle age level, Ryan's a home wrecker, Ryan's transiting and lovin' it, Amy's mom truly believed that Ryan was a slam poet, Ryan's hosting trivia and an opening joke does not pay off, cicadas pee all over people, Ryan reads another riveting journal entry, Ryan's leaving things at his parents farm that he shouldn't be, Amy's not sure about the XL hot dog at the baseball game she went to, and as always we end with an iconic game! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amy is hosting her own drag king reality show on Bravo, Ryan went on a nice date and then exploded, Spice Girls are getting it on, Chimp Crazy lady is going to jail, Ryan is clawing people in the face, Dee was on the Red Robin float for Vancouver Pride, Amy is obsessed with Hunting Wives, Ryan gives us a movie update, Amy and her girl got wet and egged in Copenhagen, Ryan’s mom went rootin’ in her teeth, Amy uses her own hair to floss, Amy has a personal PLT story, Ryan reads a new PLT story from our friend Roberta, and we play McFiction or McFact?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amy gets served in Copenhagen and she doesn't like it, Ryan is a slam poet, what your apartment smells like, rental car fur in NYC, Ryan accidentally lathers himself dry with body wash and goes out for the day(s), Ryan celebrated Pride, Brian doesn't like summer, stop sending FB friend requests, an airport gate agent queen goes off on Amy, Ryan tries some jokes as a wedding officiant and it doesn't pay off, Ryan gets stuck on a ride at PlayLand, a PLT listener has a BM horror story and as always we end with a game!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amy won a beer chugging competition, Ryan has to tell a hookup to stop eating so many Halls lozenges, Amy’s crush on a handsome man fizzles when he keeps speaker phoning people, Ryan went to a party and talked so much that people moved to another room, Amy gives us the scoop on a Norwegian lottery fiasco, a brand new journal entry from Ryan, the thruple came for Amy, a high school PLT story about a mistaken textbook, Ryan’s PLT story is about him getting bullied by a coworker, and we play Movie Catchphrase Trivia!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amy has toilet bowl water on her, Ryan is a hair extension artist for gay horses, Ryan goes to a nude beach, Ryan confronts his witch neighbour about flatulence, there's a new devil on Days, Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, Amy accidentally full frontals her brother in law, Ryan cries because of kindness, a 17 year old queen blows Amy away, A PLT listener unlocks pandora's box, a know-it-all lets it all come out in a staff bathroom, Amy gets given a gift, and as always we end with an iconic game! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this episode....Amy kissed a gas attendant, Ryan used to churn butter as a child, Amy made a wonderful new connection, we chat skin tags, Coyote Ugly, Leanne Rimes’ teeth fell out, we pay our respects to Marge Simpson, we do the Bartman, we pay Dee in chips, some new gym adventures for Amy, Ryan chats dim lighting again, a new edition of ’40 IS’, a PLT story about a drunk couple who had to throw away their dryer, a PLT story about wiping yourself with poison ivy, and we play 2005! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ryan raises dogs in jars, a new thing is happening to Amy and she doesn't like it, headlines you'll love, Adam Lambert is a smokeshow, remote power, Ryan lived in the future, Ryan tells a gross story about being in the hot tub with his parents, then he talks about crushing on his cousin again, we have a new segment called 'We're Worried About You', PLT stories that will have you laughin' like a baby and as always we end with a game! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amy invented the shower wine glass holder, we used to perform above a Denny’s, we chat Love Island, Amy thinks Ryan is more H’d than he seems, Amy confronted a starer at the Farmer’s Market, Ryan is obsessed with Benson Boone, we chat fellow heartthrob Shawn Mendes, Brad Pitt took a risk and it didn’t pay off, Ryan was in Final Destination and Smallville, a man in China had a toothbrush in his body for 52 years, corn up your nose, a PLT story about puking on your friend, a PLT story about a sock that saved the day, and we play Name That Movie! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amy gets three-way called, Ryan is an unlicensed gay puppeteer in the park, Ryan reads another journal entry, Amy's nephew points out her skin tag, a couple say unique "I do's" at their wedding, Dee keeps flashing us, Ryan's friend takes 3 months to text back, stop surprising us with guests, Ryan's getting hairier, universal blood is here, Amy unlocked an 'ick' for her partner, a PLT listener college mystery story, and as always, we end with a game! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amy is starring in the Ace Ventura reboot, Ryan’s Uber purposely drove next to a car on fire, Amy got a hole filled, Love Island USA, cream soda, China MacLean, a rocky Father’s Day for both of us, Ryan was handed the best trivia questions and still lost, Jehovahs, Amy has an amazing Japanese dinner experience, Rocky has a new PLT story about getting cock-blocked by a guy’s roommate, another listener PLT story about a letter they found in a thrift store, and we end the show with a game of Memory! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ryan is a gay British super yacht party host, Amy keeps dropping sh!t at an audition, a woman tries hard to make a connection, Ryan's growing up and he's no longer a peeping tom, hair wig hands, an elderly man fights a teen at a Tim Hortons, homophobic Days of our Lives viewers, Ryan's worried about becoming a nerd again in an old folks home, cornhole is now a TSN recognized professional sport, Ryan has a hot upstairs neighbour, the M&M's were NOT for Brian, our Amazon wish list includes dishwasher pods and a box set of Days of Our Lives, Amy had a passive aggressive lake altercation, golden sand castles, Donald Ducking it and as always we end with a game that will blow your socks off! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amy has a new podcast, Ryan’s friend sucked a vape out of the garbage, Amy’s sick again, terrorizing babies, Ryan was destroyed at the gay bar, Amy had a grocery store experience for the books, Ryan reads another page from his mid-2000s journal, Amy’s mom is worried about someone, we wanna know the secrets to looking like Kris Jenner, guys filming in their underwear at the gym, male Karens, Sydney Sweeney is selling her own bath water soap, Donna gives us a Maury Povich worthy PLT story, another PLT story about sending sensual pics to the wrong person, and we play PLT Episode Title Or Not?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amy finds a small tarantula on her knee while on a pedal-boat, Ryan's a popular gay magician, West Side Story, Ryan still has a VCR, Amy's step-sister gets married, Amys a lesbian mob boss, a disc golf team made fun of Amy on a ferry, Ryan was sent a mystery package and Amy's very mad about it, heater listener story, Britney Spears lit a cig mid flight, hooking up at work, the Pee-wee Herman documentary, Ryan ran over an older woman's foot at Costco, Amy re-tells a PLT story involving her eyebrows, Ryan and his friend ditch an elderly man, and as always we end with a musical game! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amy gave a speech at a local college graduation, Ryan saw an ex online, we chat more gym, Dee looks like John Travolta, Ryan went to a gay bar, Amy went to Lillooet again and her niece is a full blown model, trampoline life, Ryan has an excessive amount of optimum points, Amy helps her Dad with his new printer, the iconic Bay is closing, a coffee machine fiasco, Judy’s Family Cafe, 2 new guest PLT stories about toilet paper and a slutty giant, and we play Soap Opera Storyline or Real Life?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.