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The Gory Gays
Author: Alex Marquez & Stanley Jacobus
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Welcome to The Gory Gays, hosted by horror-loving boyfriends Alex & Stanley! 🩰👯🩸
Each (mostly) weekly episode, we carve into horror cinema — from cult classics to underrated gems. Grab your popcorn (and maybe a weapon) — it’s about to get bloody. 🍿🩸
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🎃 Happy Halloween, gory bb’s! 🎃 We’re unlocking a Patreon-exclusive episode just for YOU to celebrate Samhain! 🕸️✨ (Recorded back in August — so if it feels a little dated, that’s why 👀. Halloween in August? We love chaos. Regardless, this is officially Episode 55. Even if it came before episode 54. We dig it.) 🔪 This week, Alex & Stanley are slashing up and bleeding out one of the best “Halloween” sequels the only way we know how — AUDIO COMMENTARY STYLE! Expect: 💀 A spoiler-filled mini ...
"You won't be coming home..." 🏕️ Episode 54 is live, gory bb’s! 🏕️ Alex & Stanley are slashing up and bleeding out the cult classic “Sleepaway Camp” — you know the one… those Camp Arawak kids dropping like flies (and just as sticky as the ones on that creepy kitchen fly paper 😱). Tune in now to relive the vicious early 80s in all their slasher glory — but fair warning: you might never look at curling irons (or your cousin Angela 👀) the same again! 🎧 Stream it wherever you get your podcast...
It’s Fisherman Friday! Again! (Ha..ha….) Alex and Stanley are back to discuss “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer” (1998) -- everyone’s favorite sequel, are-we-right??? (Double sigh) Enjoy our chat, including but not limited to one of the most scattered plots we’ve ever had to slash up, how much we do in fact love our girls Jennifer Love and Brandy, as well as a lil’ bit about the latest in the franchise (yes, there are lots of spoilers so listen at your own risk!) Also, listen specificall...
"If you're going to bury the truth, make sure it stays buried." Put on your slickers and grab your fishing hooks because we’re going to the bluest town that’s ever existed to bury some bodies and keep some secrets! You guessed it gory bb’s, we’re slashing up and bleeding out the slasher classic, “I Know What You Did Last Summer” (1997), just in time for the release of the reboot! There’s much to discuss, ranging from the source material (did anyone know there was a book from the seventies?), ...
“If looks could kill, he wouldn’t need a chainsaw.” Did you know there’s a random entry in the Texas Chainsaw series starring Renée Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey?! 😱 Yup — it’s real. It’s called Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994) (aka The Next Generation) and it’s the fever dream of the franchise: chaotic, campy, and completely unhinged. We’re talking Leatherface in full drag, McConaughey with a robot leg, government conspiracies, and Renée running for her life in a prom dress. ...
Actually, though! — Alex makes his gory return to celebrate not only our birthday (remember, we share a birthday and it's literally today), but our long awaited (at least for Stanley) 50th episode where we finally take the time to slash up and bleed out the last six months of our lives -- what we've been up to, the places we've been, the changes that have occurred, and of course, the movies that we've seen! Included: our bloody thoughts on Sinners, Clown in a Cornfield, Fear Street: The...
“Remember, Jason and Freddy were kids once, too.” Until we are able to record our 50th episode together, Stanley is going to do some solo audio commentaries — in a series we’re calling “49.5” For "49.5 Part 1", Stanley slashes up and bleeds out all things Mikey (1992), a twisted and often overlooked lil baddie about a killer kiddo with no real end goals and the stupid adults that surround him specifically for his disposal. Press play with me at 22:20 — and tune in for the next au...
Happy New Year to all of our gory lil bb's out there! We're so happy to give you our Ultimate Slash Up & Bleed Out of 2024 -- where we go over most of the releases of the last twelve months, wether we liked what we saw or forgot completely, and which ones resonated the most and left an impact on us and our fragile, decaying brains. We also talk Presence, Oscar nominations, Nosferatu, and more! Huge Thanks for all the patience as we've figured out our lives lately. Our hearts are with ...
"Have yourself a scary little Christmas..." & a GORY ONE, too! For our final episode of the year, we thought we’d slash up and bleed out the gift that keeps on giving — "Santa Isn't Real” (2023) -- So, join us as we discuss uninvested performances / interesting acting choices from almost everyone (but in return a solid Scarlett Sperduto, and, by golly, a weirdly enough creepy Santa Claus villain — that VOICE !!! ) — and of course we blab about the chaotic plethora of other eve...
Put on your holiday best, kids, because today we're slashing up and bleeding out another Eli Roth flick for you and it's just in time for, well, THANSKGIVING! We're talking everything from Black Friday experiences of yesterday, That Hot Mom Turkey (if you know you know), the “Scream”-y dynamic between our youth group, and just how this little movie was birthed and came to be. We're so happy to be back! Press play with us @ the 15:00 mark! - TGG Support the show Instagram @thegorygays / YouT...
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988) has become a Halloween favorite over the last 36 years (happy bday, baby!) and we’re here to slash it up and bleed it out for you — from the terrible dialogue, the more-than-effective effects, and Linnea Quigley’s infamous lipstick scene, we cover the bases and so much more! Listen today! www.thegorygays.com Happy Spooky Season, gory bb’s! — Alex & Stanley Support the show Instagram @thegorygays / YouTube @thegorygays / Threads @thegorygays / Patreon...
Hello gory boys and ghouls! It's been a year since our first and only episode dedicated to trivia, so we thought, why not do another one! Of course, we yack about some of the new things we're watching (mostly good, but nothing really rewatchable) -- but essentially this episode is aimed at Stanley torturing Alex with random questions regarding Halloween itself... like, what's the record for the fastest jack-o-lantern carving? Don't worry, we didn't know either! Listen to our cute little bonus...
Gory babies... it's our 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE! So naturally, we're slashing up and bleeding out perhaps our scariest film to date... and it's a Disney film...? Oh yes... it's finally time for RETURN TO OZ (1985), aka one of Stanley's personal favorites. Join us as we tip-toe down the Yellow Brick Road with young Dorothy (played here by Fairuza Balk in a lil powerhouse performance that set the tone for her career) and her smart-ass chicken, Billina (our actual spirit animal) -- and talk ...
"If Nancy doesn't wake up screaming... she won't wake up at all." This movie needs no introduction. Join us as we (finally) delve into the madness and beauty of the original "Elm Street" film, directed and written by horror maestro Wes Craven. We slash up and bleed out not only this perfect piece of celluloid, and we also get heavy with our own nightmares and dreamscapes, touch on why this movie works all these years later, and dig into the importance of Fred Krueger as a horror symbol for t...
We've unlocked another one of our commentaries from the Patreon! Join us as we slash up and bleed out Tod Browning's 1932 classic and notoriously unseen film, "Freaks"! What a fucking gem of a movie you guys and we are genuinely excited to shed some well-deserved light on it (as freaks ourselves, ya know), so please, do yourself a favor and press play on the movie with us at the 15:33 mark! Remember our convo is unfiltered, unedited, and pure. We adore this movie very, very much. And e...
You read that right! We're celebrating Halloween early, gory bb's! We unlocked our first Patreon audio commentary from back in July and have given it to you for FREE! Just a little taste for what you can get when you subscribe! We had so much fun slashing up and bleeding out everyone's favorite family classic about a trio of sister-witches on the hunt for children souls on Halloween Night. But don't worry -- we spent a few good minutes chatting about LONGLEGS first... something we saved speci...
Happy 40th Episode from us to you! We close out our random but exciting “Blockbuster Summer” theme with not only a Spielberg film, but a Tom Cruise vehicle to boot — 2005’s WAR OF THE WORLDS, a movie where tripod aliens erupt from the earth after being sent down from lightning bolts and then decimate people with their laser blasts so they can steal their clothes and live off their blood. Can we get any gayer than this?! And don’t you worry, gory babies! We also give a few moments of pra...
"Don't screw with people you don't know." We’re taking you back to the days of CB radios and when Paul Walker was our leading man (and Leelee Sobieski was the leading lady, even…) My, oh my, was 2001 a different time, and did we love it or what? That’s right gory goats, we’re covering John Dahl’s road-trip black horror-thriller, JOY RIDE, and we’re here to remind you that it still slaps and it slaps hard! It’s got comedy, thrills, double the “schmazz” (that’s what Alex calls man-butt), tense...
We'd like to consider Episode 38 our "Summer Blockbuster" film, and for the following reasons: a) it's mostly an action film b) Pierce Brosnan c) it's not TWISTERS d) refer to "c" Everyone tune in now as we slash up and bleed out our first natural disaster flick - and a collective fav, as it turns out - DANTE'S PEAK (1997), directed by Roger Donaldson and co-starring Linda Hamilton (and before the haters come for us, we're aware AND ashamed that we completely skipped over the fact that she ...
Welcome back to Episode 37 of The Gory Gays, bloody babies! We’re discussing Peter Jackson’s entirely insane 1992 comedy-splatter film, DEAD ALIVE (aka BRAINDEAD) — a movie so gory that it’s almost shocking. Listen now as we (Alex and Stanley, in case you've forgotten... it has been a minute!) slash up and bleed out this crazy ass film (meaning yes, lots of spoilers), as well as give our two cents on the latest theatrical mess that is TWISTERS (please… just don’t) and also discuss what’s to c...




