The Dynasty Football Life Podcast

A barbershop quartet they ain't. Are the fellas in "harmony" when it comes to week 1 NFL winners and losers? They are experts in losing...This week the fellas deep dive into potential overreactions, who truly are the winners and losers of the first 17th of the season and cap it off with an early edition of dynasty buy and sell. The content is deep this week, far deeper than Dave's vocabulary. Taking donations to buy him a thesaurus. DM and Follow us on Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠@dynastylife_ff⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

So you made a bad pick or two in the 1st or 2nd round of the past few drafts and now you don't know what to do? Situation may be bad or maybe they aren’t living up to their potential; no matter what, they are still declining assets. Is it time to take what you can get for them before they become the next Kevin White on your roster? Or is fantasy relevancy right around the corner? We discuss some of the most frustrating 1st and 2nd round rookie picks from the past couple years. Justin Fields, Kyle Pitts, Drake London, Skyy Moore, Clyde Edwards Helaire, Cam Akers, Treylon Burks, Najee Harris, Javonte Williams and Rashod Bateman oh my!

Jameson Williams is small and fast and that is something Ty is all too familiar with. He is back for this week but has his buy low window closed? Quentin Johnson disappointed in what is to be believed an expanded role with Mike Williams out. What are the expectations moving forward? Keaton Mitchell. Post Achane archetype hype or is there a path to touches in the ravens backfield? Ty says unkind things about Justice Hill and we hear him die a little inside.  Should the Patriots just save everyone else's time by playing CFL rules and just punt on the 3rd down? 71% of drives ending in a punt or a turnover says yes! Bailey Zappe on the radar? Concerned about ceiling fan maintenance? So is Dave.  Concern is also abound for Joe Burrows Bengals of Cincinnati. Ty and Jay adjust their in season QB rankings and a few rookies have jumped up. Who has dropped for us? *See below for rankings. In this week's instalment of “Believe it or Not!” Is “Puka time” still a regularly scheduled program with the potential return of target magnet Cupp? JSN or Puka? Flowers? WTF is wrong with the Atlanta offense? Achane top 5 RB rest of season? David Montgomery RB12 or better rest of season? What about Gibbs? Can he crack RB 24? Did Khalil Herbert do enough in week 4 to stay ahead of Roschon Johnson? Zach Wilson or Daniel Jones? What a gross question.    Check back soon for a bonus episode this week as we play the “Dynasty Dating Show! Date #3 or kick 'em to the curb!” Looking at the past few seasons of round 1 rookie draft picks and deciding if we are inviting them in for “coffee” or do we kick 'em to the curb? *QB rankings Jay Rankings TIER Ty Rankings TIER 1 Josh Allen 1 1 Josh Allen 1 2 Patrick Mahomes 1 2 Patrick Mahomes 1 3 Jalen Hurts 1 3 Jalen Hurts 1 4 Justin Herbert 1 4 Justin Herbert 2 5 Joe Burrow 2 5 Anthony Richardson 2 6 Lamar Jackson 2 6 CJ Stroud 2 7 Trevor Lawrence 2 7 Joe Burrow 2 8 Anthony Richardson 2 8 Lamar Jackson 2 9 C.J. Stroud 2 9 Trevor Lawrence 3 10 Tua Tagovailoa 3 10 Tua 3 11 Kyler Murray 3 11 Kyler Murray 4 12 Bryce Young 4 12 Bryce Young 4 13 Deshaun Watson 4 13 Jordan Love 5 14 Jordan Love 4 14 Watson 5 15 Dak Prescott 4 15 Dak 5 16 Jared Goff 4 16 Brock Purdy 5 17 Brock Purdy 4 17 Fields 5 18 Justin Fields 5 18 Daniel Jones 6 19 Kirk Cousins 5 19 Goff 6 20 Daniel Jones 5 20 Cousins 6

Nothing gets a fantasy football enjoyer going more than an injury. That is unless you just traded for James Conner...cough...David...cough. Dave tells us all about his upcoming trip to Australia and New Zealand. Good news for Dave is that Aussie rules football exists and in 5 short minutes of research, he could double his knowledge over American football. So much to cover this week thanks to faulty bones, joints and tendons. Thankfully less toe talk. This week the fellas decide who is going to benefit from some devastating injuries and who to stay away from. Dave takes notes.Quick hits on some rankings risers. When is a player both unstartable and undroppable? Let's ask a few key characters killing our teams, "What is your problem, man?"DM and Follow us on Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠@dynastylife_ff⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dave toe shames Joe Burrow. Rumour has it Dave has a foot fetish and is just deflecting the suspicion away. Dave again takes us down memory lane repeatedly, I know its shocking, but he's suffered severe brain damage and only remembers things that happened during the filming of "Cheers". Ty once again has some well thought out and researched takes on it all. He writes the episodes, so he should. If we were wrong, Ty writes it. If we were right, see below. Jay was right about TreVeyon Henderson's slow start and is going to be insufferable all season. He also hates all Kalebs and Calebs. Week 2 reactions and over reactions, Rookie RB temperature check and believe it or not! Believe it or not, this is the episode!DM and Follow us on Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠@dynastylife_ff⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dandelion root, Dak Prescott, beets and Battlestar Galactica. Which two topics aren't covered? Dave makes trades. You want to make trades with Dave. That's so Daven! Ty has some hot takes and so does the fantasy community. Jay has perfect takes. Jay writes this. This week the fellas have a look at some common hot and tepid takes in fantasy this fantasy season. Are they too spicy or are they as flavourless as WW2 British cuisine? DM and Follow us on Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠@dynastylife_ff⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

That's so Daven! What can Daven do to put you in this Stafford? What if he tosses in a Kaleb Johnson? Jay is a power bottom and out on Tyreek. Are the two related? Jay is finally buying into the TreVeyon Henderson hype. Is he really buying in if he's only drafting him in a mock draft? Ty has fully bought in on Jacory Croskey-Merrit and he's taken him everywhere, except to dinner. Jacory quickly declined the invitation. This week the fellas are completing their final mock draft before the 2025 season kicks off and this one is a Superflex! Ty is drafting late and is going to punt QB down the draft and Jay is drafting 4th and in a great place to take a QB. Well like all great plans we pivot immediately. Listen to find out how these two strategies work out!Link to draft board https://postimg.cc/R3QbSzgKDM and Follow us on Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠@dynastylife_ff⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dave is pensing his hedges, or parting them or something. He's been living in suburbia too long and and now realizes he is hedging his bets. Ty likes to raw dog and Jay loves a Costco Dog because he loves value. Speaking of value, this week the fellas examine ADP biggest risers and fallers as draft season reaches it's zenith. Is Ricky Pearsall worth a "shot" at his ADP? Can Tyler Warren exceed his ADP and can a rookie 3 peat as TE1 again this year? Hampton, Egbuka, Henderson are all rising up. Will they eclipse their ADP? Are we over hyping the Commanders backfield as Bill Croskey-Merrit screams up the charts? Is Ekler going to return value again in his age 30 season? Have AJ Brown, Zay Flowers and Breece Hall been faded into value? Are Dave's ceilings too low? Should his wife have banned dancing? All this and more in this weeks episode. DM and Follow us on Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠@dynastylife_ff⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Just like Darren Waller, the boys are coming out of retirement! Some have called this move a "stroke of genius". Unlike Waller, McDaniels has no say over our availability. This is the beginning of our weekly show covering all aspects of fantasy football. For our dynasty folks, don't fret, we will still be covering dynasty regularly while focusing on waiver wire and trade targets in season. This week the fellas combine our "talents" and complete a 12 team mock draft together with some interesting results. With the power of 3 brains combined we may have hit average intelligence for the first time in years!Link to draft boardhttps://postimg.cc/7G6J5hQ6DM and Follow us on Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠@dynastylife_ff⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Takes us 10 mins to get to football. Skip forward if you hate fun and only care about this upcoming rookie class.  Speaking of the rookie class, what a class it will be! Well, the QB and WR class is potentially generational, but this week we are covering the RB class. Unfortunately there is no Bijan, no McCaffrey (or is there?) but there probably is a Trent Richardson! Have a listen and get ready for our next episode, A Way Too Early Rookie Mock Draft! Have a listen back at the WR and QB episodes if you haven’t had the pleasure! DM and Follow us on Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠@dynastylife_ff⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Give us a visit!⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.dynastyfootballlife.com/

Reich was fired, McDermott is coaching like he may be trying to get fired and Kyren Williams looked like he was fired from a cannon. Tank Dell, although ironically named, continues to show out. Is he now a top 20 fantasy WR? Top 15 even? What about Nico Collins? Almost everyone had him ahead of Dell to start the season. Can both boys continue to feast? Pulse check on the Steelers offense. Good news is they are alive! Is it real or just a post Matt Canada exuberance?  This week all the fellas make it to the recording session and boy was it a doozy! Dynasty check. Lawrence or Stroud? Bijan or Gibbs? Are the first two RBs off the board closer than we initially thought? Rebound or Down! Cooper Kupp, Chris Godwin, Austin Ekeler and Damien Pierce are all players that are having a down season. Will this trend continue or we primed for a rest of season rebound? DM and Follow us on Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠@dynastylife_ff⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Give us a visit!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.dynastyfootballlife.com/

We have had a development in the Racoon War of 2023. In lieu of purchasing simple garbage cans and ending the stalemate, Dave has decided to take matters into his own hands and is missing, presumed to have been taken into Racoon servitude.  Just Jay and Ty this week and thoughts and prayers for Dave's safe return. Rumour has it that the Racoons have set the ransom at 3 jars of peanut butter and Dave’s wife is currently enjoying some “me” time and mulling her options.  What do you do if you aren’t competing? Which upcoming free agents should you be looking to sell before their situation changes and value drops? What would you do for a klondike bar? This and much more on this week's instalment of the Dynasty Football Life Podcast! Now with 100% less Dave! DM and Follow us on Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠@dynastylife_ff⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Give us a visit!⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.dynastyfootballlife.com/

Dave has a raccoon problem. Ty has a secret regarding raccoons. Dave doesn’t have garbage cans, so it’s less of a raccoon problem and more of a “not having a garbage can problem”. Not sure where his teams live, considering his lack of garbage cans… This week the fellas deep dive into a selection of some the top wide receivers about to hit the NFL draft! 2024 is gonna be a doozy! Marvin Harrison Jr, Emeka Egbuka, Malik Nabers, Keon Coleman, Rome Odunze, Xavier Worthy, Troy Franklin, Brian Thomas Jr, Xavier Legette, Adonai Mitchell and Roman Wilson oh my! 2024 Rookie WR Rankings  https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Qpm3eNTQk3cuIvdWFVCwpDgOxCc86KMmgHBgY4cwRNY/edit#gid=0 DM and Follow us on Twitter⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠@dynastylife_ff⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Give us a visit!⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.dynastyfootballlife.com/

Which rookies have tantalized us with their wares and which others leave us with a bit of buyer's remorse? Unfortunately fantasy football does not accept returns. At the halfish way point we are gonna pulse check this year's crop of rookies. Who has exceeded expectations? Who is worth waiting on and who are we getting close to moving on from? C.J. Stroud, Puka Nacua, Jahmyr Gibbs, Jordan Addison, Tank Dell, Bryce Young,Sam LaPorta, Dalton Kinkaid, Bijan Robinson, Josh Downs and Zay Flowers are just a few of the names that will tickle your ear drums! DM and Follow us on Twitter⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠@dynastylife_ff⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Give us a visit!⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.dynastyfootballlife.com/

Did Taylor Swift put Travis Kelce on the map? We have been following Travis since his starring role on “Catching Kelce”. This week is part 1 of our breakdown of the upcoming 2024 NFL Draft! On the doc this week are the quarterbacks! If you wanna get a jump on your leaguemates, have a listen! *Disclaimer. If you don’t like penis jokes, skip the section on Michael Penix Jr. The fellas have a tough time with the giggles.  Caleb Williams, Drake Maye, Conan O’Brien, Shedeur Sanders, Bo Nix, Michael Penix Jr, J.J. McCarthy , Riley Leonard, Jayden Daniels, Michael Pratt, Quinn Ewers, oh my! DM and Follow us on Twitter⁠ ⁠⁠⁠@dynastylife_ff⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Give us a visit!⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.dynastyfootballlife.com/

Welcome to the 69th (nice) instalment of The Dynasty Football Life Podcast! Dave tells a harrowing story of a recent altercation with the police. Unlike Chris Olave, he did not make the news.  Believe it or not! Puka Nacua is a top-10 dynasty wide receiver? Is DeShaun Watson washed and not going to return to being a good NFL QB? Is Quentin Johnson the next Jalen Reagor? Will Marquise Brown will finish as a top 15 WR? Can AJ Brown challenge Tyreek Hill for 2024 WR1 overall? Will the Jameson Williams breakout still happen this season? Has Rashee Rice has established himself as a WR2 rest of season? Will Jacoby Brisett be Washington’s starting QB at some point this season? Fantasy Mainstays or is it just Fantasy? This week we take a look at some of the RB and TE 1s and 2s after 7 weeks of football and decide if they can keep up the production, increase or was it all just a fantasy? Raheem Mostert, Kyren Williams (Just to clarify Dave, it is Ky Ren not Ky Reen), Isaiah Pacheco, Josh Jacobs, Brian Robinson Jr (Chris Rodriguez ;), Tony Pollard, Derrick Henry, Alvin Kamara, Alexander Mattison, Jahmyr Gibbs, Daren Waller, Jonnu Smith, Zack Ertz and the Trey McBride hype, Dalton Kinkaid and David Njoku. That's a lot of names and we don’t just read em’ off. We talk about them too!  DM and Follow us on Twitter ⁠⁠⁠@dynastylife_ff⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Give us a visit! ⁠⁠⁠https://www.dynastyfootballlife.com/

Panic meter segment! Are you panicking about certain players? Do you suffer from a case of the Jeudy’s? We are just what the Dr ordered! On the panic radar, or is it a meter? On the panic device? This week we have appearances from James Cook, Jerry Jeudy, Damien Pierce and Jahan Dotson! We play a spirited round of “Dynasty Choose ‘em”. Jay was pushing to play “Wife Swap” instead but the fellas had to remind him he does not in fact, have a wife to swap. Anthony Richardson or CJ Stroud? Sam LaPorta or Dalton Kincaid? Garret Wilson or Amon Ra St. Brown? Tee Higgins or Aiyuk? Ridley or Godwin?    Fantasy Mainstays or is it just Fantasy? This week we take a look at some of the QB and WR 1s and 2s after 6 weeks of football and decide if they can keep up the production or is it all just a fantasy? Adam Thielen, Puka Nakua, DJ Moore, Nico Collins, Jakobi Meyers, Christian Kirk, Zay Flowers, Gabe Davis, Jared Goff, Brock Purdy, Sam Howell and CJ Stroud are just some of the names! DM and Follow us on Twitter ⁠⁠@dynastylife_ff⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Give us a visit! ⁠⁠https://www.dynastyfootballlife.com/

In the 3rd grade Dave sprained a joint, which one of the many things Dave has in common with Anthony Richardson. A Richardson less field is sad for fantasy. Have his injury woes impacted our rankings? Unlike The Highlander, Cooper Kupp and Puka Nakua can both exist at the same time! Achane is out. Fire up your Mosterts and maybe Jeff Wilson Jrs? Dave wants to know how Mr. Wilson Sr is doing. It’s always about the Jr… Add a claim for Emari Demercado. Don’t know who he is? Neither did Dave.  Dave thinks the football gods must keep the hamstrings in balance. The Lord giveth Kupp and Takeith away Jefferson. Fire up your Addisons and Osbornes.  We break out the magic 8 balls and star charts and navigate the Colts backfield. Colts not gonna pay a running back and bring in Zack Moss. He explodes. Point proven. No need to pay. Sign JT to a massive contract and pay the running back? JT is elite and we are glad he’s back. But what do we do with Moss? Ty discloses his #1 trading strategy. Negging. He likes to start every trade with “I know you are rebuilding”. He may be on to something.  Breece Hall took off and Dave wants to know about Michael Carter? Dalvin Cook ain’t much more relevant… Roschon Johnson time incoming? As long as he can shed concussion protocol we think so. We end with our favorite and most popular segment. Dynasty Buy and Sell. Did you know in my day you could get a running back, a moon pie and a news wheel for only a nickel?! Chubba Hubbard, Miles Sanders, Kyle Pitts, Derrick Henry, Tyjae Spears, Raheem Mostert, Josh Downs, Marquise Brown, Jokobi Myers, George Kittle and Zach Charbonnet oh my! Are we buying? Are we selling? Who knows! You will if ya have a listen! RB top 15 Dynasty Rankings OCT/23 https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bSrQKe68wQdOv8Yr9R89cCBkViCEcpsVs7TyDhmC2Sg/edit?usp=sharing DM and Follow us on Twitter ⁠@dynastylife_ff ⁠Give us a visit! ⁠https://www.dynastyfootballlife.com/

This week the fellas predict the next Taylor Swift single. "Catching Kelce" was a show and T Swift took that as a challenge. Jay mispronounces Jahan once again. Dave, not to be outdone, mispronounces almost everything. "Buying the Hype or Buyers Remorse?" and "Believe it or Not" are two new segments that make their debut. Hint. There may be some remorse on the Justin Fields hype in the offseason. Achane, Waller, LaPorta, Tank Dell, James Cook and Marvin Mims (Or Denzel Mims if you are Dave) are just a few of the names that make an appearance. Can Tyreek finish as WR1? Will Kamara be a top 15 RB rest of season? Can Gabe Davis finish as a top 24 WR? Does this look infected? Will Sam LaPorta finish as a top 4 TE? How's about Quentin Johnson? Top 24 WR rest of season?  Tune in to find out and more!Timestamps(03:16) Mike Williams out for the season with a torn ACL(08:10) Dave: Achane and Mostert should be in your starting lineup(12:42) buy the Hype or Buyer's remorse(26:22) Pitts for Laporta(33:56) Tank Dell has had a couple strong weeks(38:06) James Cook is getting a lion's share of carries for the Buffalo Bills(42:39) Ty, take us through current leaders in YPRR yards per route run(46:54) Do you believe Tyreek Hill will finish as WR one this season(54:41) Will Kirk Cousins will finish in top eight(01:03:45) Johnson with highest upside if Keenan Allen stays healthy(01:07:26) Should you trade Jahan Dotson for Tank Dell in Dynasty(01:11:13) Will Derek Henry will get traded and Tajae Spears(01:14:09) Do you think Luke Musgrave can still muster a top eight finish DM and Follow us on Twitter @dynastylife_ffGive us a visit! https://www.dynastyfootballlife.com/ AkykBw2sxP26cyllv5MK

Dave's got a thing for Dolphins and so does Rodgers. One is attempting a return for the playoffs and the other isn't allowed at SeaWorld anymore.  Who is in the Shadows? What is he doing there? Jay is, that's who. What's he doing? No one knows. Probably mashing it.  Puka Nacua. What's his dynasty value now? Hint. It's high. Dave doesn't remember Keke Coutee but ask him about Tallahassee and it's importance to Florida governance. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Dave has an inkling and he's positive she is somewhere in the contiguous United States; likely a state capital. This week we look at the ever shaping landscape that was week 2 of fantasy football and play a rousing game of Marry-Bang-Kill. Panic is abound or it isn't. The fellas rate 1 to 10 on their panic level...or was it 10 to 1 Dave? Alex Mattison, Justin Fields, Dallas Goedert, Maccabee Jones, Breece Hall and Joe Burrow headline the marquee. Who are we putting in a claims for on for week 3 waivers? Listen to find out!DM and Follow us on Twitter @dynastylife_ffGive us a visit! https://www.dynastyfootballlife.com/