You Are My Density

Mommie dearest, the worst video ever produced, a truly great Kennedy, Abraham Lincoln and ecstasy, a vile word, don't fuck with my eye drops, a Guns N' Roses disaster, get Ruffalo some Ex-Lax, a kind of a boring day at the movies, a Nick Nolte sighting, a really enjoyable random Richard Gere movie, the cool as hell Will Patton, my favorite Carradine, a somewhat despicable woman, some streaming selections, and the sweet smell of success. Stuff mentioned: Secretary Kennedy and Kid Rock's Rock Out Workout (https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU33MUgiWo5/?hl=en), Cobra (1986),  Airplane (1980), Guns N' Roses "Welcome to the Jungle" (1987), Crime 101 (2026), Safe Men (1998), Heat (1995), The Mothman Prophecies (2002), The Butterfly Effect (2004), Coma (1978), Revenge of the Nerds (1984), 8 Million Ways to Die (1986), Frailty (2002), Blow Out (1981), Shocker (1989), Dragged Across Concrete (2018), and Unlawful Entry (1992), and Magnum, P.I. (1980-1988).

Plans gone awry, Vincent Gallo is full of salame, an unspoken agreement with Amy Smart, more talk of death, a contrarian viewpoint, the madness that is method, a piercing photograph, and a character test. Stuff mentioned:  Ice-T Rhyme Pays (1987), Ice-T "Intro/Rhyme Pays" (1987), Mike Oldfield "Tubular Bells" (1973), The Exorcist (1973), Black Sabbath "War Pigs" (1971), Michael Jackson "Thriller" (1982), Palookaville (1995), Dawson's Creek (1998-2003), Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (2012-2013), Varsity Blues (1999), Head of the Class (1986-1991), Titicut Follies (1967), High School (1968), Hospital (1970), Near Death (1989), The Godfather (1972), The Godfather Part II (1974), The Godfather Part III (1990), Apocalypse Now (1979), The Rain People (1969), The Outfit (1973), Lincoln (2012), My Beautiful Laundrette (1985), There Will Be Blood (2007), and Blood Run (1994).

Hot or cold works, another bozo move by Bezos, beyond bad performance art, political stupidity, a true dickhead, some thoughts on that bastard Epstein, all hail Raimi, all hail Modine, the long, long trailers, and a truly powerful new movie. Stuff mentioned:  Send Help (2026), Red Eye (2005), The Maze Runner (2014), Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025), Hallow Reed (2025), Gone Girl (2014), Perry Mason (2020-2023), Sirât (2025), Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981), and Twentynine Palms (2003).

An urgent bulletin, winning, two great South Korean revenge movies, and a totally ridiculously fun new science fiction whodunit. Stuff mentioned: The Man from Nowhere (2010), Deliver Us from Evil (2020), Deliver Us from Evil (2014), The Black Phone (2021), Mercy (2026), Robocop (1987), and Hypnotic (2023).

Excessive whistling, a reminder on phone etiquette, astronomic astigmatism, a glitch in the system, this goddamn Açaí shit, forward to the future, Alphabet City has shitty music, a joke not worth repeating gets repeated, Navin Johnson on wine, several stories from other episodes gets repeated (I think), a goofy horror film about killer dessert, a little Tessio, a misstep from Osgood, and a classic song from a goofy movie. Stuff mentioned: Prince "Kiss" (1986), Alphabet City (1984), Police Academy (1984), The Jerk (1979), Mad Max 2: The Warrior (1981), The Stuff (1984), The Godfather (1972), Wendy's "Where's the Beef?" (1984 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FZNYXKHwNw), Bang the Drum Slowly (1973), Brian's Song (1971), Keeper (2025), Long Legs (2024), The Monkey (2025), Psycho (1960), Mahogany (1975), Diana Ross "Theme from Mahogany" [Do You Know Where You're Going To?] (1975), and Diana Ross Mahogany (1975).

It's got dodgy singing and some of the voice wavers, but I swear there's something to this ending right?  Or I am nuts?  Don't answer that.

Rocky roads, mommy dearest, the name game, a solid new French thriller, and some questionable quotes. Stuff mentioned: A Private Life AKA Vie privée (2026).

OK I kind of like this one. Although goddamnit it kind of sounds like I am saying "If you have a pee" when I am actually saying "If you have a key".  Oh and I kind of dislike the very ending lyrics but I was too lazy to change them.  My apologies.

The allure of statistics, produce pornography, billionaire bozos, a fairly good Dennis Miller impersonation, movies with Marc, a weird LA Jack the Ripper film, an enjoyable body horror film, a shitty idea for a movie, a genuine masterpiece, and more statistics. Stuff mentioned: The Muffs "Lucky Guy" (1993), The Muffs The Muffs (1993), Hamnet (2025), Michael Steinberger The Philosopher in the Valley: Alex Karp, Palantir, and the Rise of the Surveillance State (2025), Is This Thing On? (2025), Punchline (1988), Funny People (2009), Lenny (1974), The King of Comedy (1982), Doc Hollywood (1991), The Lodger (2009), Shell (2024), The Plague (2025), and The Animal Kingdom (2023).

OK, the last installment of the trilogy of terror, here's one more song.  The lyrics are kind of just made up on the spot, but goddamnit, once again I am digging this chorus.

I know you are like why is this asshole posting just songs all of a sudden?  God I hate Marc D.  I want to kill him.  Wait, ok back on track.  Yes my singing is always shoddy, but I just did this one tonight and isn't it a pretty ok chorus?

So aside from some dodgy singing, I mean come on isn't this chorus kind of good?  Don't lie, you son of a bitch.

Stand back and standby.

Going over things, a couple bands somehow related to new years, Alan Arkin is injured, Bronzi beat, some truly odd movie choices, an admirable Texas indie, and a final toast. Stuff mentioned: The New Year Newness Ends (2001), The New Year "Gasoline" (2001), The New Year "Alter Ego" (2001), The Dismemberment Plan "The Ice of Boston" (1997), The Dismemberment Plan The Dismemberment Plan is Terrified (1997), 12 to Midnight (2024), Do You Fear What I Fear (2025), Kickin' It Old School (2007), The Rich Man's Wife (1996), Mad TV (1995-2016), Big Daddy Kane "Set it Off" (1988), Big Daddy Kane Long Live the Kane (1988), The Beast of Trinity Texas (2025), Tinsel Town (2025), and Love Is the Devil: Study for a Portrait of Francis Bacon (1998).

Another Hollywood tragedy, I need to leave early today, success is around the corner, a fight that nobody won, revisiting Greene, a brilliant Branzi, news snippets, and Merry Christmas. Stuff mentioned: Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua (December 19, 2025), The Rich Man's Wife (1996), The Caretaker (2025), 12 to Midnight (2024), 10 to Midnight (1983), Olivia Nuzzi American Canto (2025), and Carlos Lozada "Olivia Nuzzi, Karine Jean-Pierre and Eric Trump Have All Written the Same Book" (The New York Times, December 16, 2025 https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/opinion/olivia-nuzzi-karine-jean-pierre-eric-trump.html).

Dream on America, gun nuts, Stanford is an incubator of idiots, some thoughts on Peter Greene, time to get ready for the prom, some fucked up Stephen King movie, hang up on Black Phone 2, and some dime store philosophy. Stuff mentioned: Pulp Fiction (1994), Mask (1994), The Blob (1988), The Rich Man's Wife (1996), Clean, Shaven (1993), Riding the Bullet (2004), Black Phone 2 (2025), and A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984).

Another movie to avoid, Francis Ford No-polla, a dumb thought on ratings, don't go chasing waterfalls, a small time likable noir, a crackerjack unmissable thriller, and the genius and madness of Denis Johnson. Stuff mentioned: Jay Kelly (2025), Kicking and Screaming (1995), Sullivan's Travels (1941), The Godfather (1972), Apocalypse Now (1979), Peggy Sue Got Married (1976), Megalopolis (2024), Megalopolis Unbound (2026?), Megadoc (2025), Leaving Las Vegas (1995), It's a Wonderful Knife (2023), Stone Creek Killer (2025), Relay (2025), Hell or High Water (2016), Avatar (2009), Dwight Garner "A Writer Who Dazzled on the Page but Lived for the Margins" (The New York Times, December 2, 2025 https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/books/review/denis-johnson-flagrant-self-destructive-gestures.html), Denis Johnson Jesus' Son (1992), The Velvet Underground & Nico "Heroin" (1967), and Jesus' Son (1999).

More excuses.

Losing bearings, nose rings rarely look good, please feed Ariana, emailing the rich and infamous, another pretentious word, Orson Welles and birthdays, Justin Long is funny, and a smoking pope. Stuff mentioned: Wicked: For Good (2025), Wicked (2024), The Outsider (2020), Kru Contemporary Japanese Cuisine (3135 Folsom Blvd, Sacramento, CA 95816), Coyotes (2025), It's a Wonderful Knife (2023), Smoking Popes "Midnight Moon" (1994), and Smoking Popes Born to Quit (1994).

Technology versus my mom, no magic pills here, military memories, more thoughts on the new Colin Farrell gambling movie, a new Los Angeles noir, Dead of Winters, do not fuck with Jack Smith, a dead Dick, a cocaine casualty, alcohol, and Groucho Marx. Stuff mentioned: Ballad of a Small Player (2025), Hollywood Grit (2025), Dead of Winter (2025), Dead of Winter (1987), Little Big Man (1970), Bonnie and Clyde (1967), Night Moves (1975), The David Letterman Show (February 13, 2006), The Brady Bunch (1969-1974),  Alex Williams "Michael Ray Richardson, N.B.A. Star Derailed by Cocaine, Dies at 70" (New York Times, November 12, 2025).