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Degrassi's Annie Clark and TikTok's Sam Doll give advice to desperate folks who don't know where else to turn .
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This episode is late, and sounds like shit. Still subscribed? We often wonder why we have the fans we have, but especially on days like today when our recording software FAILS us. Listen to this at 50% volume so you don't blow out your ear drums. ANYTHING about this appeal?? it IS funny though
I went to the Lady Gaga MAYHEM concert last night and I am forever changed. I know this description is supposed to be about our podcast - but I can think of nothing else! Shouts out to the LGBT community for raging. I was unfortunately in a box with a bunch of straight people, so I was the only one standing up the whole time - I actually lost on feeling in my left leg. Concerning, or just a result of wearing 7 inch heels for the first time in 10 years? Anyway we're back here's our podcast tha...
This isn't a rhetorical question - I wanna know if you would take your son to the strip club. This is the kind of crap I get up to when Degrassi's Annie Clark (SORRY- GINNY AND GEORGIA'S ANNIE CLARK) - is away. My husband and I... will play ;) (NOTHING SEXUAL, DW). Anyway, Joe's on this episode. Love him. He's helping me raise my son!
The title says it all - we don't care about chlamydia. We don't care about a lot of things actually - for example Annie has lost the ability to care about showering and I no longer care if people can hear me pee. This description will make perfect sense if you listen to the episode! And if you don't, why the hell are you reading this you FREAKIN WEIRDO??? GET MEDICATED.
Who deserves to go to heaven more than nurses? Now zoom out and ask yourself - nurses help everyone - but who helps nurses? Us. Annie and Sam. That's the answer. So if nurses go to heaven, we must go to an even crazier plane of Nirvana. (A never ending loop of when we lived together? I'm just throwing out ideas for GOD or whoever if they don't want to put in the legwork). Anyway, 69 - something I used to do when I was young, and also the number of episodes we've done. WTF are we gonna do to c...
MAMA Annie and MAMA Sam reminisce on how fun going out used to be before we met our fucking husbands. Oops! One Sunday, we didn't even know it was our LAST Sunday morning debrief after a night out. We didn't even know. Because I foolishly went on hinge and met "the one" and introduced Annie to her husband a week later. IDIOTIC. Anyway, these are the kind of fun thoughts you have when you're postpartum - romanticizing a hungover morning in your cockroach infested apartment. I miss those roache...
With zero warning or marketing whatsoever, we are back! And believe it or not - we barely talk about our children in this episode. We mostly give harsh advice to the ONE question we answered. The rest of the episode is talking about the Tommy Lee / Britney Furlan drama and me doing a really good Annie impression - so to recap: we answer one question on our advice podcast, and then talk about internet drama from 2 weeks ago, and then I do an impression of my friend. DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LU...
Finally we hear from the elusive LUKE. Sorry this is a shorter one, we simply have no time anymore!!! I, for one, can't wait for Sam's return. It just ain't the same with out my fellow MAMA. And y'all know I'm not bringing the same kookiness to the descriptions. She is the backbone of this whole operation. Though I did learn to edit this week so that's a win. Oh no, don't tell Sam that. She might make me split the work with her...ha ha ha.
Todays episode is hosted by Degrassi's Annie Clark and her sister, The Quiet Beatle herself, Ali - (A sophisticated treat for all, as these sisters know the Queens English!) - while Sam enjoys her mat leave. (And by ENJOYS, I mean she lives in a COT at the hospital with a gaping stomach wound, but anyway I'm not supposed to even be writing this, I'm just doing it because I had a free moment in my weird hospital dorm room, and Annie is putting Bennett to sleep. I'm NOT EVEN HERE). Today ...
Ok who's reading the description? Who's the lucky fucko who's reading this who gets some TEA before even listening to the ep? Sam here, posting this at 5:39 AM because I have to go to LA SHPITAL (which is what my Italian sister-in-law calls the hospital) - to see wtf is going on with my puffy body. Will I get induced? Will I get sent home? It's anyone guess. All I know is my face is fucking huge and my blood pressure is through the roof, but that's showbiz baby. Enjoy this (possibly or really...
IMAGINE we got political on main. We only do that occasionally on the Patreon where you have to pay to hear our half baked ideologies (SPOILER: if you're not a member, Annie is practicing Scientologist. She hooks Bennett up to random machines that monitor his soul and makes her whole family pray to XENU or whatever). In this episode we have a fun CAMEO from THE Katie - yes, that Katie, deranged Katie. A treat for the ears, a rot for the brain. CHEERIO!
Why do people in relationships love to say "I didn't know we were keeping score" when you bring up an issue? This is something that has haunted Annie and I both for YEARS, it's actually all we talk about. We haven't talked about anything else since we became friends (17 years ago). Should we do something for our 20th friendship anniversary in 2028? Like go to MEDIEVAL TIMES, a subject that also gets a lot of air time in this episode? Don't ask how many times I tried typing "medieval" before I...
Well, I'm not surprised we are releasing an unhinged and not well thought out episode for our 60th (a milestone we had no idea we were hitting, and Annie still doesn't, just me who's typing this after counting what number to put at the end of the title). I guess..... congratulations to us. 60. Wow. What an accomplishment. I'd like to thank the academy of FREAKS who listen to this, and my grandmother, who always said "go to law school, you'll make money." It really pushed me to say "No, I'm go...
Annie and I sit on her couch and take turns breastfeeding her child while we unpack who we would be married to in a parallel universe and also discuss how to discourage the younger generation from doing party drugs. A fascinating spectrum as usual!
In this episode of Dollspace, we are at the mercy of a BABY. Baby Bennett that is! Bennett rightfully dictates when Annie is allowed to speak, and when she must SHUT THE FUCK UP and FEED HIS ASS. I love this kid, he's a total tyrant. I feel like I could learn from him. We should all be vocal about our boundaries and needs. When we are allowed to speak, we discuss when it's ok to get back with an ex, and if we could get over finding out our BF is on some other girls OF from years ago (I could)...
Been waiting over a year to say: THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU (FOR REAL!!!) BY OVRY! A CANADIAN COMPANY THAT MAKES PREGNANCY, OVULATION, AND SEMEN TESTS - ALL IN CANADA! CODE IS dollspace15 if you want to try them out! This inspirational episode also features Annie bouncing a baby the ENTIRE time - but you'll be none the wiser, because my perfect nephew was a silent bear for this entire 1:30 episode (except for a few COO'S). Enjoy!
HERE YE HERE YE - The queen has returned, with a bundle of joy on her breast! In this episode of Dollspace, we answer 3 pregnancy / postpartum related questions, so not our usual content, but hey, one of us just became a FUCKING MOTHER so what did you expect! Back to our usual cornucopia of topics next week! Happy to have my queen back on the pod <3
Sam is back with her twin brother / husband Joe! Fans of getting 2 birds stoned at once, this episode also doubles as a counselling session for themselves. Some topics: how to watch TENET without fighting (we don't know), how much sex you should be having in your relationship (we also don't know), how to tell your significant other they smell like shit (listen to find out). I love having an advice podcast!!!
Hope you're hungry, because MS. STELLAR EATS COOKING HERSELF, THE EMMA KULA is on the pod today. Emma is a crucial member of the pigs, because she keeps us fed, (and she keeps us humble as she is currently the hottest pig. Like, we take turns but this is definitely her time to shine). Weirdly enough, I don't think we have EVER given so much advice on this podcast. Emma rly set the tone here and we took the advice thing RLY SERIOUSLY. BONE APPLE TEET!
OINK OINK PIGGGGGIES ASSEMBLE! Since Degrassi's Annie Clark is still in the throws of maternal bliss (which hopefully she remains in, since I think this decision she's made is for life!) - I got a couple of our STY-MATES AKA 2 of the PIGS, Katie & Liz on the pod. They were very nervous but I assured them everything would be fine. And it kind of was, but also, the sound quality is kind of shit. Oh well! Give it up for my 2 favourite police officers!
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