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Many critics assign numbered scores to movies, but very few use a universal system across the board that the audience themselves can use. Here on The Movie Rubric, we narrowed down the 5 most important categories to a films success, and made a grading rubric that we will use to score each movie, much like a teacher would grade a paper, to make sure we give each movie a fair shake, and the same criteria.
Join us as we do our best to sound smart, and try even harder to not sound stupid, and review some of the best and worst movies coming out today!
Join us as we do our best to sound smart, and try even harder to not sound stupid, and review some of the best and worst movies coming out today!
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Welcome back! Sit down with us as we review the newest hit movie from author Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary! applause applause applause
It's the moooooost, wonderful tiiiime, of the yeeeeeear. Welcome back to what has become one of our favorite yearly traditions, March Madness!
Welcome back! Step into the court of Vinewood with us as we review the newest "should have been a video game movie": GOAT.
Put on your favorite flavor of VR headset and dive into some time travel shenanigans with us in this episode reviewing Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die.
Strap in boyo's, we're about to descend. Settle in with us at the bottom of the blood ocean as we discuss Markipliers Indie Film: Iron Lung
Wowa-wee-wa, what a bunch of good lookin' dudes! This year for Valentines day, we sat down to debate which on screen man we have seen recently is most deserving of the title, hottest man.
Welcome back! Join us as we review a movie that may or may not have zombies in it. (Spoiler Alert, it does)
Strap yourselves in to your nearest AI assisted chair and tune in with us as we use cutting edge rubric technology to investigate whether or not Chris Pratt's newest film "Mercy" is guilty of being doodoo or not.
Whoah, why is everything wrong, a TV show? That's kinda backwards, upside down even from our normal content. What's going on!? Oh well, I guess Stranger Things Have Happened...
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Our final episode of Season 3! Join us as we review the oddly polarizing Jack Black and Paul Rudd buddy comedy thriller, Anaconda!
Welcome back Rubric Heads! Sit down with us and enjoy our 2025 year in review! Thank you for taking time out of your lives to listen to us rant, and enjoy movies alongside us! Happy new year!
Welcome back! Thank you for tuning in this Holiday Season. We hope you had a great year, and have a great Christmas. Please join us next year for another year of (checks notes) movies!
Welcome back! Sit down and join us as we review everyone favorite furry financed horror/dramedy, Five Nights At Freddy's 2!
Welcome back! Sit down with us and join us as we review Edgar Wrights newest Thriller, Running Man!
Join the Movie Rubric as we sit down to review the newest installment in the ongoing Alien/Predator shared universe, Predator Badlands!
On our third year anniversary, we are happy to present to you what we think is 64 of the worst movies ever made, put into a tournament bracket. Thank you for listening!
Join the gang as we review Coleen Hoovers newest film, Regretting You!
Welcome back to The Movie Rubric! In this weeks episode we forwent deodorant, grabbed our cutest body pillow waifu and forayed into the theater to see Chainsaw Man: Reze!
Join us as The Movie Rubric sits down to review the newest PTA movie, One Battle After Another!
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