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“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending topics so listeners can do just that.Catch all new episodes every Wednesday.
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Guest: Becca Ramos
Topics: Timothée Chalamet's ballet and opera comments (The Discourse), American woman in Ireland (Grasshole of the Week)
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Guest: Lukas Arnold
Topics: Punch on SNL (Software Update), Kash Patel & the US Men's Hockey Team (The Discourse), @Ashleyisinthebookoflife (Grasshole of the Week)
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Guest: No guest! Just gals!
Topics: Ned Fulmer's Feeld Profile, The Cut vs. Dax & Kristen (Software Update), Punch the Monkey (The Discourse/Dispatch from the Animal Kingdom), Knetz vs. the SEAblings (Grasshole of the Week)
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In this unlocked Patreon episode, Milly walks Alise through a recent Manosphere trip to Miami and the unsavory characters that attended, from Andrew Tate to Nick Fuentes to a pre-brutal-frame-mogging Clavicular. Don't forget to sign up for the Go Touch Grass Patreon so you can hear all the drama when it's fresh. Subscribe here.Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.Follow the show:Instagram: @gotouchgrasspodTikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
GET TICKETS TO OUR 2/15 GALENTINE'S DAY EVENT HEREGuest: Chandler DeanTopics: Looksmaxxing and the frat leader that brutally frame mogged Clav (The Discourse), WeWoreWhat (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.Follow the show:Instagram: @gotouchgrasspodTikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
GET TICKETS TO OUR 2/15 GALENTINE'S DAY EVENT HEREGuest: No guest! Just gals! Topics: Sydney Sweeney Cosmo Cover + Musk Epstein Emails (Software Update), TikTok Censorship (The Discourse/PoliTiktok), The Melania Movie + Tom Brady's IG story (Cursed Content), Nicki Minaj's latest crashout (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.Follow the show:Instagram: @gotouchgrasspodTikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
GET TICKETS TO OUR 2/15 GALENTINE'S DAY EVENT HEREGuest: No guest! Just gals! (Thanks, Winter Storm Fern) Topics: Brooklyn Beckham vs. His Family (The Discourse), Whitney Cummings (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.Follow the show:Instagram: @gotouchgrasspodTikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
GET TICKETS TO OUR 2/15 GALENTINE'S DAY EVENT HEREGuest: Alison KlempTopics: Nick Fuentes Miami Trip (Cursed Content), #Pandorogate (Software Update), St. Louis Escaped Monkeys (Dispatch from the Animal Kingdom), 2016 Nostalgia (The Discourse), Jake Lang (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.Follow the show:Instagram: @gotouchgrasspodTikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
GET TICKETS TO OUR 2/15 GALENTINE'S DAY EVENT HEREGuest: Alex BedderTopics: Nick Shirley + Ashley Tisdale's Toxic Mom Group (Oops! All Software Updates!), Hudson Williams' Letterboxd (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.Follow the show:Instagram: @gotouchgrasspodTikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Guest: No guest just gals!Topics: AI Brooklyn Bridge Fireworks (Scam Likely), Ashley Tisdale's Toxic Mom Group (The Discourse), Nick Shirley (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.Follow the show:Instagram: @gotouchgrasspodTikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Our annual Memes in Review episode where we go month by month to break down all the memes that made us laugh, cringe, or cry in 2025!Use code BYE25 to get 25% off monthly or yearly Patreon memberships! Subscribe here.Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.Follow the show:Instagram: @gotouchgrasspodTikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
You asked, we answered! Our annual AMA Mailbag episode is here!Use code BYE25 to get 25% off monthly or yearly Patreon memberships! Subscribe here.Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.Follow the show:Instagram: @gotouchgrasspodTikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Episode NotesGET 25% OFF PATREON MEMBERSHIPS UNTIL 12/31/25 WITH CODE BYE25 hereGuest: Lyz Lenz (get her book This American Ex-Wife here!) Topics: 120k Remote vs. 240k in person (The Discourse), AITA for Calling My Wife Disgusting (The Discourse pt. 2), The Solidcore Drama (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.Follow the show:Instagram: @gotouchgrasspodTikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
In this unlocked Patreon episode, Milly walks Alise through some TikTok hair drama. Even if you already heard the ep on Patreon, jump to the end of the episode at 1:12:45 for some updates on the saga and don't forget to sign up for the Go Touch Grass Patreon so you can hear all the drama when its fresh. Subscribe here.Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.Follow the show:Instagram: @gotouchgrasspodTikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Guest: Kel Cripe Topics: People using ChatGPT to cheat their hobbies (The Discourse), Food Influencer vs. French Pastry Shop (Grasshole of the Week) For more on this week's discourse check out The Cut's "Killjoy in the Machine" by Michelle Santiago Cortés here.Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.Follow the show:Instagram: @gotouchgrasspodTikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
GET TICKETS TO A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM (BUT BETTER) 12/4 7PM AT SECOND CITY HEREGuest: Alexis PereiraTopics: In this unlocked Patreon episode, Milly and Alise interview their friend and fellow comedian Alexis Pereira about the 30+ vertical dramas he's been in. Want more GTG Patreon content? Sign up here.Shout out to our researcher Cat Conley for help researching this episode! Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.Follow the show:Instagram: @gotouchgrasspodTikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Guest: MichelladonnaTopics: The Epstein "Bubba" Email (The Discourse), Elyse Myers vs. Booktok (Grasshole of the Week)Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.Follow the show:Instagram: @gotouchgrasspodTikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Guest Host: Chris Burns Topics: Sydney Sweeney discourse (The Discourse), The Woman Calling Churches to Ask About Formula (Grasshero), Black Tie Wedding Guest Fail (Grasshole of the Week)Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.Follow the show:Instagram: @gotouchgrasspodTikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Guest: Glorelys Mora (Get tickets to her NYCF show 11/9 here!) Topics: Hello Kitty Funko Pop + Ari & Ethan + Justin vs. Blake + Nicki Minaj (Software Update), Should you tell your friend's partner if they're cheating? (The Discourse), UMiami Influencer Drama (Grasshole of the Week)Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.Follow the show:Instagram: @gotouchgrasspodTikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Guest: Jamie Linn Watson (check out Skit on Tubi November 14th!) Topics: Kristen Bell's anniversary post (The Discourse), Peanut Butter Toast Lady (Grasshole of the Week)Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.Follow the show:Instagram: @gotouchgrasspodTikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
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