Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

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We're still on hiatus, so we wanted to introduce THE SECOND OF OUR FOUR NEW SHOWS! More episodes of Blood & Syrup are available now - so you can find the show, like/subscribe and listen away wherever you're already hearing DD&D! Tonight’s story introduces our cast of recently turned vampires played by Tyler Hewitt(@tyler_hewitt), Ryan LaPlante(@theryanlaplante), and Megan Miles(@meggiemiles) as they begin their decent into darkness, led by Storyteller Tom McGee(@mcgeetd). If you’d like to hear how they made their characters, check out Session Zero, otherwise it’s time to enter a world of darkness, blood, and syrup!  Enjoying Blood & Syrup? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons' artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic

This is the first week of our hiatus after having completed our 5th season! But we don’t want to leave you without anything to listen to, and we produce a variety of shows, so this week we’d like to introduce you to the pilot episode of our second D&D series: Curse, Code & Crown. It takes place in a fully original world created by Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) and includes players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Laura Hamstra(@elhamstring) and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt). In just a few weeks, Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons will be back for its 6th season. Until then, we hope you enjoy Curse, Code & Crown! You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice Our theme song was composed by Landon Knoblock. Curse, Code & Crown's artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic

It’s the fourth and final week of our hiatus after Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons’ 5th season! We’re proud to present the pilot episode of The Valentyne Heresy. It’s another Dumb-Dumbs & Dice show, this one set in the grim darkness of the Warhammer 40,000 universe, using an adaptation of the ever-popular Genesys system. The players include Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Hamstra(@elhamstring) alongside our GM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoy as they journey into the future of a galaxy where there can be only war in The Valentyne Heresy! Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons will be back with the beginning of our 6th season next week! You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy's artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic

We meet our band of intrepid heroes: "Alyn", a female half-elf wizard who’s never left the monastery and wants to know what it is to be human (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra); "Quinny Brownbarrow", a rogue halfling who escaped jail by serving his time (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt); and “Butthole Fartch”, a cleric of Moonhammer, the goddess of strength, joy and flatulence (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante)! They learn about each other and set off on their quest! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!    Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Their employers have been kidnapped, and our heroes must figure out what to do! Over the course of this episode they take part in their first battle, we discover Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is an acid fetishist, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) learns the emotional cost of taking a life, and the goddess Moonhammer proves accurate in her dice based predictions. Also featuring Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!    Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Butthole finds out that Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is a woman, and this is just the beginning! Our heroes journey deeper into the cave, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) establishes he’s a mixed bag at handling animals, and we forget that you need to tie up captives! Also featuring Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!    Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

After rescuing the first of their employers, the elderly Sildar, our heroes make friends with the drunken, dwarven barbarian Prince Mud Butt (Adam McNamara @adammcnamara13) and his falcon sidekick Richard. Our merry band learn a few phrases in a language the Prince calls “Southern Dwarven”, practice the art of negotiation, and plan their next quest! Featuring Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring), and our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!    Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Realizing there are more pressing issues at hand, our heroes change their destination! Now they’re facing off against the Red Brand Brigands and their mysterious leader “Glass Staff”. We find out if there’s anything Prince Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) won’t eat, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) alternates between homicide and hiding in barrels, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) makes Goblin Jr his first outfit! Also featuring Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!    Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes stand in the middle of a necromantic trap - will their stolen costumes fool its ancient sorcery? Prince Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) makes clothing out of an entire armoury worth of weapons, our heroes continue to track down the villainous Black Staff, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) sees her first dwarf dick! Also featuring Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!    Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Simultaneously facing off against the evil wizard Black Staff, a towering psychic Nothic, and a mind-controlled Goblin Jr., can our heroes survive? Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovers he’s the perfect height for dick-stabbing, Prince Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) forges an unlikely alliance with a foe, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Prince Mud Butt take a stab at the old Good Cop/Bad Cop routine. Also featuring Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) and our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!    Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Having defeated the Red Band Brigands, and with the departure of Prince Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13), our heroes decide to finally visit that Banshee. Along the way they discover a shape-shifting druid, Yacob Goodbark (Jamie O’Connor), who joins the party. Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) learns to be more careful with her witch bolts, Goblin Jr. faces off against one of his own kind, and Quinny’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) atheism causes a falling out with Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante). Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!    Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

On their way to collect Master Tools, the group learns more about dragons, ash zombies and plant monsters from Yacob Goodbark (Jamie O’Connor) before demonstrating they’ve learned nothing when they actually fight them. Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) negotiates with a Banshee, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finds out that the undead are easy to sneak attack, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hopes that zombies are full of candy! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!    Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes, along with their new friend Yacob Goodbark (Jamie O’Connor), are attacked by a young Green Dragon and have to fight for their lives! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) summons his first spectral hammer, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) tests the poison dragon’s immunity to poison, and we learn that Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) can cry when our heroes hold a funeral for one of their own. Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!    Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Having lost a friend, our heroes return to Phandelver with the Master Tools they collected. Once they gear up, they’re off on a quest to save the kidnapped dwarf Grundar! On the way they meet a simple-minded Orc Author/Warlord, L’il Pim-Pim (Brandon Hackett, @brandonhackett). Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) burns all their climbing gear, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is the only one who can accurately guess distances, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is constantly attacked by their new friend! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!    Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

After trying to steal the shield of his new friend/nemesis L’il Pim-Pim (Brandon Hackett, @brandonhackett), Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) gets thrown into a well! Despite this attempted murder, our heroes continue their journey into the castle. Quinny surprises his friends with a room full of murdered goblins, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) finds out she’s not a good swimmer, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and L’il Pim-Pim bond over their daddy issues. Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!    Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Having kidnapped an entire kitchen full of goblins, our heroes and the Warlord L’il Pim-Pim (Brandon Hackett, @brandonhackett) design a trap for the evil King Groll. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) masters the art of the cake-crossbow, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinces the Goblin cooks to unionize, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) hits another ally with a witch bolt. Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!    Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Our heroes have begun their final battle with King Groll, the evil Black Spider, and an owl-bear in a cage! L’il Pim-Pim (Brandon Hackett, @brandonhackett) attempts to reconnect with his long lost wolf Geoffrey, we learn that Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) isn’t above stabbing a blind person, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) commits her first straight-up murder, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is forced to resurrect Garvo yet again. Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!    Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Having restored the Warlord L’il Pim-Pim (Brandon Hackett, @brandonhackett) to his throne and rescued the dwarf Gundran, our heroes are setting out to finally defeat the Black Spider. Along the way they team up with a Ranger named Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford) who Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) immediately makes an enemy of, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is forced to face her past, and our heroes finally name their mule! Also featuring Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!    Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

Journeying further into the Wave Echo Cavern alongside their new ally Ranger (Guy Bradford, @GuyBradford), our heroes are determined to put a stop to the evil Black Spider. The tension between Ranger and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) thickens, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) thinks hard before trying poison on a new foe, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has a lot of questions about dicks! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!    Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials