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Author: COFFEE LONG

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20-year Spec-Ops Veteran and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire.

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We cover current news stories and various hustles from national to local. We'll examine events in context of misrepresented historical events and offer ways ahead for people focused on survival as the circus and its faux economy collapses.

Social issues and recent tensions are discussed in a manner to help people wake up to the nefarious alliances and agendas that have gripped our society.

For survivalist types, we'll discuss tactics and techniques for staying one step ahead of trouble, making yourself a hard target, and disappearing into the background.

We'll analyze the source of contentious events, offer insight on the causes, effects, and unseen bad actors associated with these events, and discuss what these occurrences mean for the future.

Unlike other News and Commentary podcasts, THE ABUSE HOUR pulls no punches and tells you what's what, who's involved, who benefits, and of course, who ends up holding the bag at the end of the night.

As time permits, your ill-tempered but good-natured host, Coffee Long, will do his level best to help you laugh just so you won't cry during this train wreck we call the current year.

Brief respite from daily life in the ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERICA is offered in, among other forms, occasional red-hot recipes for outstanding cocktails to stiffen the spirit and dull the pain.

Episodes are recorded in a range of exotic locations, from the Mobile Doomsday Studio, the Secret Underground Lair, and a host of soundproof hotel suites situated inconspicuously in various locales across greater metropolitan America.

This podcast is available on literally every platform where controversial content is permitted, Hunt it down, fire it up, and become part of the problem.

You can support our efforts at the link above where you can throw in a few cents or become a bigger threat to the Globalists by become part of the ABUSE HOUR GOON SQUAD for a paltry 5 bucks per month.

If you have a Hot Take, a perspective to offer, ask a question, or you just want to blow off some steam and espouse the merits of Central Banking, you can leave a message on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE at the number listed above.

Ladies adore it, gentlemen respect it, and if it was put together any better you'd swear it was a PsyOp.

100 Episodes
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A quick-ish look at the 90’s fitness snake-oil industry, the abysmal situation with Iran, and what’s-what in SE Asia.
Flying at the fences over useless clients, unspillable AI latte, and hopeful wishing on some 88-D Chess.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
EP156 - WOLVERINES

EP156 - WOLVERINES

2026-03-0859:41

A QuickDraw episode on the current unpleasantness, nøgs on bikes, and a top-shelf 80s movie.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
EP155 - OL’ HILL-DOG

EP155 - OL’ HILL-DOG

2026-03-0501:04:21

A few off-the-cuffs on Iran, an interrogator’s perspective on the Clinton testimonies, and a maybe-juss-maybe White Pill.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
EP154 - HOUTHI LONG

EP154 - HOUTHI LONG

2026-02-2801:02:22

Some initial impressions on WWIII, stopping up govt toilets, and how to work over a working dog.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
EP153: TALMUD SALESMAN

EP153: TALMUD SALESMAN

2026-02-2401:13:11

Mexican Mayhem, WWIII, and shilling for Satan in the Ben Gurion airport. Oh, and some stuff about why the average soldier will smoke you no questions asked.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
EP152 - REINDEER GAMES

EP152 - REINDEER GAMES

2026-02-1658:17

The fine art of not-answering questions, being hard to follow, and Jury Nullification.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
EP151 - TWOFOLD RUB

EP151 - TWOFOLD RUB

2026-02-0601:13:53

A toes-on-the-edge rant in precarious times followed by a few unsavory stories from a more carefree season.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE: (833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314
EP150 - THE MARCUS OPTION

EP150 - THE MARCUS OPTION

2026-01-2201:08:11

Some thoughts on Nick Fuentes’ and Andrew Tate’s gheyest ever club night, disappointment with The Danish People Library, and lamenting women’s’ failure to appreciate the Glass Cellar.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314
EP149: FLOYDFEST II

EP149: FLOYDFEST II

2026-01-1901:01:45

Some thoughts on the latest unpleasant events, some debut material from Pepe Silvia, and a few initial concepts on getting linked back up if the sheeit goes down.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314
EP148 - DANGEROUS AMATEURS

EP148 - DANGEROUS AMATEURS

2026-01-1401:06:25

Unpredictable dancers and unhinged liberals; they don’t exactly serve any immediate purpose, but at the very minimum, they’re good for a laugh….or for use as an ash tray.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314
EP147 - FRESH OUTTA FRIENDS

EP147 - FRESH OUTTA FRIENDS

2026-01-0601:06:16

Some thoughts on the Venezuela song and dance, doorway complications, and a Soviet tax-rate comparison.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314
EP146 - MOGADISHU MED SCHOOL: Some thoughts on “git-git munny”, Somalian bidnessmen, and a story about a man with a lazy eye.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314
EP145 - LIFE ON YELLOW

EP145 - LIFE ON YELLOW

2025-12-2001:07:01

A weapons-grade rant-cast on invaders, their sponsors, and the in’s and out’s of dealing with an active-sh00ter.PLUS: Some timely input from the Goon Squad.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314
A few thoughts on recent goings-on, the Bondi Beach shooting, Google Trend-confusion, and a look at the general direction of the movement and the need for general OpSec and all-purpose suspicion.More Nick-bashing followed by a few more thoughts on breaking contact in not-worst-case situations.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314
EP143 - BEER-SOAKED SHOE LEATHER: A look at ne’r do-well Minnesotans, thoughts on the Venezuelan Question, some of the what-for on why vets are always complaining about the VA, Tales of Steak, and a Part 1 of Breaking Contact directed primarily at Brit-Bongs.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314
EP142 - DOUBLE WRONG

EP142 - DOUBLE WRONG

2025-12-0244:17

A bit of a short-stroke episode with even more pondering on the “DR-3” supremacist question, more than you ever wanted to know about rum, and a caution regarding the all-too-obvious digital exhaust coming out of Tel Aviv.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314
EP141 - FIRM HANDSHAKE

EP141 - FIRM HANDSHAKE

2025-11-2201:03:42

Distributing blame for the cycle of empire collapse, the pain of finding gainful employment in Boomer World, a quick Epstein review, and some thoughts on the recent interview with Charlie Kirk’s former Head of Security.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURhttps://buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314
EP140 - MR. UNPOPULAR

EP140 - MR. UNPOPULAR

2025-11-1401:19:07

A quick update on the way ahead for the show, some takes on the ABSOLUTE STATE of “being American”, and a harkening back with Coffee’s experience with MK-Ultra Light.buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGyoutube.com/@abusehour?si=59os84VOf8MZ4nTut.me/THEABUSEHOURLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE: (833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314
EP139 - PIC-A-NIC BASKET

EP139 - PIC-A-NIC BASKET

2025-11-0801:08:04

I can’t count but so what. Some media review, some political review, some ghey Messican review, wrapped up by Lord Marcus’ musings and meditations on underclass disparity.buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGyoutube.com/@abusehour?si=59os84VOf8MZ4nTut.me/THEABUSEHOURLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE: (833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314
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