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The Footy with Broden Kelly is a weekly podcast presented by Aunty Donna’s coolest, most salt of the earth member, Broden Kelly. This is a weekly show that covers footy, the weird topics happening around the footy, and stranger, stupider, more pointless points of discussion in the footy world. With absolutely zero footy talent and even less expertise, Kelly and his mate Tom chat about the weekly happenings of footy from outside the inner sanctum. With regular guests from the comedy world, this pod aims to be a home for the alternative footy fan.

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Seven home-and-away weeks down, five more to go - the AFLW season's going OFF and we're very lucky to have Hester Brown on board to help us break it down. There's stacks on the show this week. Six-year-old podcasting extraordinaire Aila Brown comes out swinging with her Hot Take of the Week, and Broden and Tom provide a roving report from the Olympia Theatre, Dublin. Chappell Roan played there once. With feeling folks, no matter what the Big House says: BOUNCE. THAT. PILL. Get around Hester here.
It was an excellent Grand Final. Scores were level at half time. Through a fair part of the third quarter, things were close and tense. And then the Lions took the game away, took the season away, and will take the premiership cup back to Brisbane for a second consecutive year. This episode of The Footy is brought to you by the TAC - “Stop Kidding Yourself – If you drink, don’t drive. A message from the TAC” Family and domestic violence support: 1800 Respect national helpline:1800 737 732 Women's Crisis Line:1800 811 811 Men's Referral Service:1300 766 491 Lifeline (24 hour crisis line):131 114 Relationships Australia:1300 364 277 NSW Domestic Violence Line:1800 656 463 Qld DV Connect Womensline:1800 811 811 Vic Safe Steps crisis response line:1800 015 188 ACT 24/7 Crisis Line:(02) 6280 0900 Tas Family Violence Counselling and Support Service:1800 608 122 SA Domestic Violence Crisis Line:1800 800 098 WA Women's Domestic Violence 24h Helpline:1800 007 339 NT Domestic violence helpline:1800 737 732
You call, you get on. That's the Midday Madness promise. Today, we call upon our dear mate Dwayne Russell to preview the 2025 Humdinger Studios AFL Grand Final in the fashion only Dwayne can: with a copious amount of flavoured milk. Dwayne's new book 'Killing for Sport' comes out this October. Dwayne talks us through the years-long process of writing it in this episode. You must read it. Follow 'The Footy with Broden Kelly' on ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠.
The Footy pod tries to talk itself into a Brisbane Grand Final tip and there is SO much W on!!! Marnie’s been working on a really important piece this week. It’s about the increase in calls to domestic violence support services that coincides with Grand Final weekend. We discuss it on pod this week, and you can read about it here:  https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-24/increased-rates-of-gender-based-violence-during-football-finals/105809996 This episode of The Footy is brought to you by the TAC - “Stop Kidding Yourself – If you drink, don’t drive. A message from the TAC”
The impact of Wacky Willy Wednesday has spread all the way to the Midday Madness towers in South Melbourne. Alerted to the success of Wacky Willy, The Pipe himself, Dwayne Russell, stops by for a look. Pipe - we are so very sorry. This episode of The Footy is brought to you by the TAC - “Stop Kidding Yourself – If you drink, don’t drive. A message from the TAC”
Three. Little. Words. Grand Final Week. We live in awe of Will Ashcroft; we live in fear of Patrick Dangerfield. Dwayne ‘Pipe’ Russell joins us for a very special edition of Around The Grounds. Tom has an idea so good it may result in him being lost at sea (either in Lorne or in Rye, gawd bless the kid he doesn’t know the difference). This episode is brought to you by Mobil Supreme+ 98 at 7-Eleven. Go Further. Go Premium with Mobil Supreme+ 98 at 7-Eleven. 00:00 - Intro 06:45 - The 7-11 Premium 98 Moment of the week  15:11 - Round The Grounds 16:35 - Hawks VS Cats 29:25 - Brisbane Vs Collingwood  56:15 - W Wrap Up Round 6 66:20 - Headlines 69:30 - Malaka Of The Week
Over the course of his rugby career, David Pocock captained the Wallabies, Australia's national rugby union team. He is now an Independent Senator for the ACT. We talk to him today about his support for a full gambling advertising ban, as recommended by the Murphy Review, and his campaign for more transparent political lobbying. We are grateful for Senator Pocock's time. Follow 'The Footy with Broden Kelly' on ⁠Instagram⁠ and ⁠TikTok⁠.
Everyone is back in the same room, and Marnie’s brought everyone a prezzie to celebrate.  Our final four means the men’s season will finish as it began: with Broden Doing Something.   00:00 - Intro 04:05 - News 08:25 - Alyssa Bannan Phone Call 33:29 - Tipping
Broden and Tom recorded this shortly after landing in Australia, off very little sleep. How do you reckon it goes? This episode of The Footy is brought to you by the TAC - “Stop Kidding Yourself – If you drink, don’t drive. A message from the TAC"
Like a sailor from the deck of a departing ocean liner, it's a tearful, impassioned farewell to the Gold Coast Suns for AFL season 2025. Unlike a sailor from the deck of a departing ocean liner, the farewell is set to Broden Kelly's rather magnificent take on Semisonic's 1998 classic, 'Closing Time'. If that doesn't seal the deal for you, quite frankly, I don't know what will. And in excellent news ... the official team of The Footy podcast, Carlton AFLW, is absolutely. bloody. flying. This episode is brought to you by Mobil Supreme+ 98 at 7-Eleven. Go Further. Go Premium with Mobil Supreme+ 98 at 7-Eleven. 00:00 - Intro 04:20 -  The 7-11 Premium 98 Moment of the week  05:55 - Q Clash 19:20 - Hawks vs Crows 33:30 - Steven King 40:15 - New Zealand 42:20 - AFLW 47:24 - Prelim Finals 53:00 - Headlines 57:00 - Malaka Of The Week Follow 'The Footy with Broden Kelly' on ⁠Instagram⁠ and ⁠TikTok⁠.
From Bathurst to Newtown and through the Monash business school, Marnie Vinall's story is a colourful one. She's told numerous stories about the game of football on this podcast over the past few years - you'll hear a little bit about her own today. You can catch Marnie on the ABC and on Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. Follow 'The Footy with Broden Kelly' on Instagram and TikTok.
** An important note - we had some technical issues with our audio this week back at home base. Marnie and Paddy sound a bit Zoom call-y. It's still a good episode. Promise. Marnie is BACK after a bout with finals fever and not before time, because there's a MASSIVE weekend of FINALS FOOTBALL AND AFLW AHEAD! Follow 'The Footy with Broden Kelly' on ⁠Instagram⁠ and ⁠TikTok⁠.
The boys are in Wellington so they do New Zealand accents off the top and, to be honest, it's pretty full on. Stop Kidding Yourself – If you drink, don’t drive. A message from the TAC
Prior to the weekend, Thomas 'Tom' Zahariou had never seen the Gold Coast Suns play in, let alone win, an AFL final. And then, Mac Andrew. And then after that, David Swallow. And now, we bask in Tom's glorious glow. This episode is brought to you by Mobil Supreme+ 98 at 7-Eleven. Go Further. Go Premium with Mobil Supreme+ 98 at 7-Eleven. 00:00 - Intro 02:29 - Round The Grounds 04:45 - 7-11 Moment Of The Round 21:59 - It Is Inevitable 24:25 - Pies vs Crows 35:09 - Balfours 37:30 - Geelong vs Lions 43:09 - Hawks vs Giants 48:45 - Fathers Day 51:47 - AFLW 57:30 - Headlines 59:57 - Malaka Of The Week
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Hi, it’s me Tom and today I will be reviewing by SuperCoach season by myself from a hotel bed in Sydney.  This episode of The Footy is brought to you by the TAC - “Stop Kidding Yourself – If you drink, don’t drive. A message from the TAC” SuperCoach with me next year: https://discord.gg/Ejvw4n4c Follow 'The Footy with Broden Kelly' on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.
The Footy with Marnie Vinall, without Marnie Vinall. Get better soon, Marns. AFL Finals are upon us and it's time to bounce that pill. Follow 'The Footy with Broden Kelly' on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Burning questions, answered. In bed. This episode of The Footy is brought to you by the TAC - “Stop Kidding Yourself – If you drink, don’t drive. A message from the TAC” Follow 'The Footy with Broden Kelly' on ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠.
All-Australian team, analysed. AFLW Round Three, wrapped. Drem tour update, provided. Matilda Scholz might run the league and she is also now Tom's favourite player. This episode is brought to you by Mobil Supreme+ 98 at 7-Eleven. Go Further. Go Premium with Mobil Supreme+ 98 at 7-Eleven. 00:00 - Intro 02:15 - Round The Grounds 04:30 - The 7-11 Premium 98 Moment of the week Yartapuulti vs Suns + Narrm vs Collingwood 08:30 - All Australian 19:41 - Tour Update 24:05 - Essendon vs Richmond 25:45 - GWS vs Kuwarna 26:15 - Euro-Yroke vs Waalitj Marawar 27:30 - Geelong vs Sydney 28:50 - Hawks VS Dogs 29:45 - North vs Walyalup 30:23 - CORRUPTION?!? 32:15 - Finals 40:25 - Headlines 43:00 - Malaka Of The Week Follow 'The Footy with Broden Kelly' on ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠.
Polly Porridge (real last name: Burridge) is a Sydney Swans tragic living in a city full of Leaguers. Over these last few years, Polly has carved out a loyal following through her excellent work on social media, and as part of the similarly excellent True Bloods Podcast. Importantly, she had a part to play in the behind-the-scenes of Kayo in its early days. We extrapolate this work in great detail. Polly's our Mate. Follow 'The Footy with Broden Kelly' on ⁠Instagram⁠ and ⁠TikTok⁠. Check out True Bloods on Instagram and YouTube.
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dom sativa

I bloody luv the bloody footy with da Boyz

May 20th
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