Pero Let Me Tell You

This week with more Junior…thank you for the fun box The Fair…classic rides are always the best…7 years since the last trip to the Fair…we got something wrong, it’s not misinformation…anything can happen on live…kudos to Matthew Kuscher…we need affordable housing…bring on ALL the food…the pickle cotton candy is a world of no…mmm Biscoff…more foods on sticks please…men really do believe they can do anything…and now off to Whack-a-Mole…Last Soda: The Fair!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tks again, Roger…timpano is a great word…Jr’s weekend corner is back…DJ cannot beat Ish on DWTS…eternal playlist for sure…we had zero clue about the word Guajiro…embrace your silly moments…CBS Sunday Mornings…Miami moments help you warranty…the Frank days…where have the PSAs gone…Demi Lovato and cook book don’t seem to be a match…the lost COVID episode…Last Soda: Hilary Duff and Phineas & FerbTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back, Roger…double Borges trouble…Junior withdrawal is real…Temu Chico Mirta…tech strikes again…look at ChatGPT giving bad medical advice like it’s trying to kill us…shout out to Odalys Flores…bring back the Scantron…just getting around to Casa de los Famosos…let’s green light a show with Niurka, el Divo & Roger…oh Tyra…Darien’s timpano…the return of Pesadito Energy…Mariah at the Winter Olympics…does journalistic integrity still exist or even matter…of course a bug interrupts…click bait is the new business model…Lauren Sanchez and the Met Gala…some sequels are actually better…love Zoe Saldaña…welcome to Miami, Mark Zuckerberg…the best haberdashery conversation makes a come back……Last Soda: Ana Villafañe, Oh Chocolat, Amelia’s and Kaitlan CollinsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

French counting is hard…it’s time for PLMTY after dark…more Emperor’s New Groove, of course…thank you again for having us SoBe WFF…for real though, how did Epstein know SO MANY high profile people…Prince Andrew knew nothing about everything…Darien totally jinxed Lindsay Vonn…it’s all about curling…no chess, checkers, nothing…not even if DJ bought a vowel…the official mascot of Hispanic Heritage Month, Paddington Bear…Blues Clues and non-conforming genders…the mispronunciation of Mr Darien Borges…Rick Sanchez in Moscow…Darien’s dad y el nuevo look de Maluma…Last Cafecito: USA’s Women & Men Hockey Teams & Punch the MonkeyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another off the rail episode…it’s Matrix bullet time…who doesn’t love Keanu Reeves & Sandy Bullock…ID4 was just perfect…deciphering CC in an email…we all know the pastelito position…RIP James Van Der Beek…CW face strikes again…hi James Eckhouse & Carol Potter…75k is alot of cookies…samoas are just the best, period…no shame in eating the cinnabon frosting…we’re on to you World’s Finest Chocolate…and now we need the Jupiña ice cream from Salt & Straw…Last Cafecito: Ron Magil & Michael BaiamonteTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A wrap of disappointment…EGOT for Weird Al…400th around the corner…ugh, too much dulce de leche no bueno…beef tallow and politics…DJ loves him some chicharron…cheesemongers and haberdasheries…strange addiction had weird appetites…why was the Pink Panther the spokesperson for fiberglass…rotary phone adventures…the halftime show was just pure joy…if you homage Celia, you automatically get some love from us…TV antennas and satellite dishes…RIP Pepe Peña…macrame…what is it about Carrie Underwood’s face…Enya and Sarah Brightman’s Super Bowl Spectacular…what is the Celtic Woman demo…Ish’s Irish accent is a thing that happened…Last Cafecito: Jenny Lorenzo and our friend, JuanaTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Support local arts…from Hialeah to the stage…it’s the nuances that make things universal…the strongest in our families are usually the most secretly vulnerable…ahhh the 90s…archetypes vs stereotypes…always be the weird kid…if you don’t see it, create it…embrace farce…we carry our ancestors, whether we know it or not…the Hialeah smear campaign is real…we need to tell our own stories…thanks to the Arsht Center…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Math is important…oh hey Pythagoreum…really waiting for snow in Cuba…Miami boy winter experiences…CDs are back baby…the joys of burning a CD playlist…how was that Reba’s first time on the Grammys…being rewarded on your own terms is the best reward…music needs to make you feel, period…Gloria Estefan will always be a great family proxy…oh no, not Bahama Breeze…are there actual hot dog prep instructions…toaster ovens are so multi purpose…don’t be mean to your cleaning person…printers aren’t a privilege, Gen Z…Last Cafecito: Lindsay Vonn & Live Like Bella…welcome back, TristanTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back…even if you advocate for mental health, it’s hard to accept…vulnerable isn’t weak…our last time in our studio…we don’t want to get on the bad side of Posh & Becks…chiquito malcriado…don’t come and tell us what makes someone Cuban in Miami…Agustin Reyes for sure…reminder, Puerto Rico is the US…aaaand once more into the now classic Chico Mirtha discussion…90s talk shows were the best…thank you Miami New Times…Last Cafecito:Let It Loose podcast & Roger Borges…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another year, another season done…Ish totally housed the plantain chips…pecs vs boobs…of course Ish got the episode number wrong…more time for Junior as a gift…bake, bake, bake…pesadito energy is no match for Flannigans nachos…hmmm, Paris or Westchester…Junior IS good people…wow Miami’s first female mayor in 2025…123 years old comiendo platanos…Oreo is creating a sugar free cookie, why…love a Christmas theme celebration…pesadito energy to end the year…Last Cafecito: Roger’s Uncle & Ish’s Long List of Honorees …Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Roger…Junior’s weekend corner went off the rails…more Miss Universe drama…we should totally make ‘cualquiera’ the newest flavor…still doesn’t know French…is sperm racing the next big sport?...happy birthday Silvia…pesadito energy on full display this ep…now we’ve got our interns one at a time…Roger learning all the latest Gen Z slang…how can you not get an order right if you have a picture…now Ai has come for the Olsen twins…Meghan Markle is exuding pesdadita energy tenfold…let’s all have a TurHamKen sandwich…vegan Cuban food is pretty good if you go in with the right mindframe…Last Cafecito: Daniel’s & Suny’s and Beyond The Gates …Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Multiple Last Cafecitos later…the espresso martini was delicious…always a Miami boy…songwriting is a true art form…yet again, the Estefans prove themselves genuine humans…Emilio is the unsung hero…Bad Bunny Super Bowl makes business sense…dear Rita Ora, Robbie said nothing bad…writing music with a casio at 6 years old…leave that comfort zone…Jr & Robbie have similar face problems…is being an independent artist a blessing and curse…let’s have a caca song remix…if you’re going to cover a song, try and make it your own somehow…Miami lesbians…still taking ‘how are you’ seriously thanks to Domino…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome as co-host, Ibis Valdes…from president to model…famous on Netflix barato…that Oh, Chocolat cake was GREAT…welcome back, Junior…and an audience of interns…so concludes the Miss Universe drama…can you represent a country by way of culture…the pageant circuit is real…Ish’s favorite Thanksgivings were in Hialeah…the time to shine will be Noche Buena…whatever with the Miami New Times…parasocial relationships are everywhere these days…picking on Ariana is one thing, Cardi B is quite another…bring on mi burrito sabanero…more turron talk…RIP Santa’s Enchanted Forest…Last Cafecito: Mayor Daniella Levine-Cava & Clue at the Arsht Center…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cold and flu season nos tiene mal this week! We’ll be back next week with a new episode. Cuídense!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the network, Primas (Pero Not Really)…Miami really is just 6 degrees of separation…dance, baseball, so many extracurriculars…empty nest in theory if nothing else…that kid was way too excited to be put in the pizza oven…community is so important…remove stigma from everyone’s human experiences…sharing experiences, without bashing…dancer not a stripper…all abuelas are legends…never heard of 3 Kings or been to Calle 8???...teaching tech, one old prima at a time…voice notes are the worst…they’re just as fun on socials as they are on the pod…dating will most likely be a mini-series…it iS ok not to be ok…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for the support at Threefold Cafe…happy anniversary Univision…we’ve got producer royalty this week…man those luxe brownies are decadent…All’s Fair subplots are the better part of the show…hi Odalys Flores…extreme dysmorphia knows nothing about gender…building houses in the middle of Indonesian campo…here’s hoping Wendy Williams gets better…Last Cafecito: Los Wizzards & Pin Pan Pollo…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring on the voice changer…more ghostly music…Junior is still meeting the time limit…Roger the gay-sha…bring on the luxe brownies…if you got it, flaunt it…congrats Jonathan Bailey…yet again, Ish has been overlooked…go on Netherlands…Diplo kissed a Canadian and he liked it…pesadito energy…yay, Ish qualified for ClockOut…exclusivity can bring up serious impostor syndrome…Happy Birthday Roger…how does he not know Emperor’s New Groove…from royalty to the Beckhams…getting knighted…los Beckhams in Coral Gables…you don’t get to go on camera live and insult anyone without expectation of blowback…go on Miss Mexico…Kim K as actress, no thanks…Last Cafecito: Lego & Porch Decoy Packages…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready for a ride this ep…he was in every spot…bringing the authenticity to Food Network…baby books mean business…WWE & Food Network is the perfect combo tbh…if Mork from Ork knew how to cook…why not refine your craft after the fact…deep cut Rupauls’ Drag Race references…from actor to chef and now somewhere in-between…bonding over Broadway…confidence doesn’t happen overnight…Chef Brad is already hyper enough, no perico needed…he’s still a one-man band…going international…keeping our culture alive…come back on our show, Chef Mika…recipe math is hard…and now Ish needs a few naps…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sending love to Jamaica…the Junior corner is getting intense…covering a hurricane is unforgettable…and now there’s a Mirta de Perales trophy…it’s hard enough going through DV situations, but doing it publicly makes it worse…can you marry AND divorce a ghost…some words just don’t really translate into english…Primer Impacto is responsible for so much escandalo…more Roger metidada de pata…these betrayal lists got pretty real…here goes Ish again with Ai anger…maybe some influencers should have to get a degree…Last Cafecito: Lina Luaces & Re-Youth.info…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by Miami-Dade Animal Services: miamidade.gov/animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Eric…again with the yellow vs orange…we’re not cutting Junior content, just giving him a challenge…support your friends and the arts…still time to support 305 Pink Pack via Pin Pan Pollo…more Chico Mirta drama…embarcaded is a word, prove us wrong…we all have creativity inside us…it’s the 10k hours…i’m just French…the first time our show is interrupted for a pee break…Roger being ‘Americano’ is GREAT…Ish is driven by spite…just two 46 year olds catching up…dinners at home are always better…enjoy the silence…stealing Napoleon’s jewels is just stupid…more ranting against Ai by Ish…of course Kardashians are using filters…Last Cafecito: @VHSDates and Eric/Getting a Donor Kidney…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by Miami-Dade Animal Services: miamidade.gov/animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.