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Hear the whole show by subscribing to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneEver wondered what it's like to get up close and personal with a former U.S. President? In this episode, Rory, a 690 sit-in guest, shares his unique experience as a golfing buddy to none other than President George W. Bush. From friendly matches and playful banter on the green to fascinating behind-the-scenes stories of world leaders, Rory offers an intimate glimpse into the life of a President post-office.But that's not all – the Dumb Zone crew also dives into the curious case of a Dallas woman slapped with a staggering $17,000 NTTA violation bill without ever hitting the toll roads, the closure of Red Lobster restaurants, and the unusual election of Fort Worth's official city bird. Plus, get the scoop on the Dallas Zoo's adults-only night, where visitors are encouraged to "dance like an animal" and indulge in some grown-up fun.Amidst the usual shenanigans, the team reflects on the impact of names, the peculiarities of golf with a President, and the importance of grounding your electric guitar. It's an episode that's as entertaining as it is enlightening, proving once again that there's never a dull moment in The Dumb Zone. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Listen to every show of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneInterested in minerals and stuff? irocks.com _ mineralauctions.comJoin Dan McDowell and Jake Kemp as they venture into the mesmerizing realm of fine minerals at The Arkenstone gallery, where natural artistry and history crystallize into a spectacular display. In this episode, The Dumb Zone crew delves into the world of mineral collecting with gallery owner Rob Lavinsky, exploring everything from the thrill of discovering Earth's ancient treasures to the perils of international mineral trafficking.Witness the unexpected intersection of science, art, and commerce as Rob shares tales of being detained by Interpol, navigating the complexities of Chinese bureaucracy, and the transformative journey from genetic engineering to becoming a purveyor of nature's most exquisite creations. Plus, get the lowdown on the surprising market for minerals as an asset class and the passion that fuels collectors' pursuits.Amid the serious discussions, the episode isn't without its lighter moments, as Rob humorously recounts his escapades across the globe and the team's off-the-cuff banter about everything from eclipse excitement to the economics of family planning in China. It's a deep dive into a niche that's as fascinating as it is misunderstood.Whether you're a seasoned mineral enthusiast or simply curious about the hidden gems of the natural world, this episode of The Dumb Zone is not to be missed. So, grab your geologist's hammer and join the adventure – it's time to rock the Dumb Zone! (00:00) - Open (18:25) - Sports: Dan and Jake went to Mavs game 3 (01:12:01) - Explaining Drake vs. Kendrick to Dan (01:28:57) - Viewer Mail (01:35:26) - News (01:56:01) - Today in History (02:14:34) - Rob Lavinsky ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear the full episode by subscribing to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneAchilles Hill - https://www.edsregistration.com/events/235Strap in for a wild ride through the mind-boggling twists and turns of fate, as The Dumb Zone crew tackles the curious case of North Richland Hills' Assistant Police Chief, who met an untimely end not in a blaze of glory, but from a stroke at the office. Should a hero's send-off be reserved for those who fall in the line of duty, or do desk-related demises count too? Dan, Jake, and special guest Ben Bridgeman weigh in on this and the pressing matters of the day.From the spectacle of Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson tickets selling like hotcakes to the ongoing saga of beauty pageants in an age of wokeness, the team leaves no stone unturned. Plus, get the scoop on the enigmatic Sinbad's literary foray, and find out why Jake is determined to outlive his usefulness as a parent.As always, the episode is peppered with laughter, off-the-cuff banter, and a healthy dose of skepticism towards everything from transcontinental railroads to Miss Teen USA. It's another unmissable installment of The Dumb Zone, where history, current events, and pop culture collide in the most entertaining way possible. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear every show of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWhat do car sales, street racing, and the weight of testicles have in common? They all feature in the latest episode of The Dumb Zone with Dan McDowell and Jake Kemp. Dive into the zany world of a Louisiana car salesman whose unique selling tactics are taking the internet by storm, and find out why Rashee Rice's need for speed off the football field is causing quite the stir.Meanwhile, the team discusses the European Union's sanctions on Steven Seagal, the discovery of guns in DFW schools, and the curious case of Prince Fielder's career-ending press conference. And if you've ever wondered about the difference between cheerleaders and cheer athletes, Sarah Hepola joins the conversation with insights on her latest Texas Monthly article, cheerleading scandals, and the culture of public shaming.From the serious to the absurd, The Dumb Zone delivers another episode packed with laughs, thought-provoking discussions, and the occasional bizarre factoid that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about sports, fame, and even Mother's Day. (00:00) - Open (14:37) - The Ohio State commencement (42:31) - Viewer Mail (47:37) - Sports: Mavs-Thunder game 2 preview (01:03:03) - Sarah Hepola (01:40:24) - Pre-News: a big show announcement (01:44:43) - News (02:03:15) - Today in History (02:21:29) - Closing remarks: blackout talk ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear the full episode by subscribing to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneStep into the intriguing world of alt-weeklies, high-stakes business, and the intersection of free speech and the internet with Michael Mooney, as he shares the gripping tale of the rise and fall of Backpage.com in the latest episode of The Dumb Zone. Mooney, along with Dan McDowell and Jake Kemp, delve into the backstory of Mike Lacey, the mastermind behind the controversial classifieds website, and the ensuing legal battles that rocked the foundation of online advertising and journalism.From the heyday of alternative newspapers to the courtroom drama surrounding Backpage.com, the team uncovers the layers of a story that's as much about the First Amendment as it is about the darker sides of the web. Mooney also recounts his personal encounters with various figures, from Ron Washington's off-the-record life in New Orleans to the peculiar world of adult entertainment icons and sex clubs.Amidst the serious discussions, the episode isn't without its lighter moments, as Mooney humorously reflects on his run-ins with Vanilla Ice and the wrestling world, proving that life's most compelling stories often come from the most unexpected places.Whether you're a fan of investigative journalism, curious about the legal intricacies of online platforms, or just in for a good story with a dash of humor, this episode of The Dumb Zone is not to be missed. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneGet ready for a rib-tickling, smoke-infused episode of The Dumb Zone, where the aroma of comedy is as rich as the scent of barbecue. Dan McDowell and Jake Kemp, along with the sharp-witted Blake Jones, set up camp at the legendary Meat Church BBQ Supply in Waxahachie, Texas, where the maverick of meat, Matt Pittman, grills up a feast for both your belly and your funny bone.The episode kicks off with a sizzling start as the team chats with Big Al from the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show, who shares the fiery tale of his near-house-burning grill mishap. It's a story that'll have you laughing till your sides hurt and reminding you to never trust a man with a bacon trough.As the jokes keep rolling, the crew is joined by the one and only Ted Emmerich, whose presence turns the heat up a notch on the hilarity. They dive into the absurdity of sports, the heavyweight title of podcast championship belts, and the comedic gold of roasts that'll have you reaching for the hot sauce.But that's not all – Dan and Jake serve up their signature blend of sports talk, pop culture, and off-the-wall banter, proving once again that The Dumb Zone is the place where smart takes a backseat to fun. So, pull up a chair, grab a rack of ribs, and let The Dumb Zone's latest episode be the BBQ sauce to your brisket of life – because here, every day is a cookout and every joke is well-done. (00:00) - Open with Matt Pittman (27:49) - Sports: Stars win game 7, Mavs-Thunder preview (45:35) - Viewer Mail (54:44) - Explaining Kendrick vs. Drank to Dan (01:11:24) - Big Al Mack (01:30:22) - Tom Brady roast (02:02:03) - News (02:12:49) - Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear the full episode by subscribing to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRemote at ETX Brewing! The Mavs have to close out the Clippers tonight in Game 6, Hulk Hogan was on the 700 Club, and we recap the month of April with an MBR ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear every show by subscribing to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZonePrepare to enter a world where the absurd meets the hilarious, and nothing is quite as it seems. In this episode of The Dumb Zone, Dan McDowell and Jake Kemp, joined by the keen-eyed Blake Jones, dive into the depths of dumb with a special guest appearance by the talented and insightful Julie Dobbs.Dan and Julie reminisce about the past, sharing a laugh over a never-used calendar photo that's as absurd as it is memorable. Meanwhile, Jake ponders the practicality of standing for an entire podcast, and the crew tackles the ever-important question: To veneer or not to veneer? That's the dental dilemma they're chewing over.But that's not all – the team discusses the mysterious case of Boeing whistleblowers meeting untimely ends, and whether big business has crossed into the realm of espionage. They also explore the quirky transformation of a jail into a recording studio, and the implications of Dave & Buster's new venture into the world of arcade game betting.As always, the show wraps up with a lively history segment that takes us from da Vinci to the demise of Osama bin Laden, with a dash of NFL and art history thrown in for good measure. And in true Dumb Zone fashion, they leave us with a parting shot from the one and only William Pace: "We gotta go before this becomes a zoo."So, if you're ready for a rollercoaster ride through the ridiculous, tune in to The Dumb Zone. It's the podcast that proves life is too short to take seriously, and there's always room for one more laugh. (00:00) - Open with Julie Dobbs (41:08) - Sports: Mavs win a pivotal game 5 (01:10:14) - Dan on the William Pace Show (01:49:00) - News (02:07:59) - Viewer birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear the full episode by subscribing to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneStacey's charity - https://www.equippedsportslife.org/Strap in, listeners! The Dumb Zone crew – Dan McDowell and Jake Kemp, with the eagle-eyed Blake Jones – are bringing you another episode that's jam-packed with the kind of dumb you just can't make up. Dan's got a bone to pick with a certain immaculate condo belonging to a former sports radio personality, and the mystery of a player-hosting gone surprisingly posh. Meanwhile, the guys are gearing up for a summer showdown that's got Jake considering a career change – the Tyson Paul fight is coming, and it's streaming live, but who's going to be in the hot seat for the Dumb Zone's live reaction?The team also dives into the peculiar case of hawks nesting on a Texas highway, and how the local news is more interested in birdwatching than traffic reporting. Plus, they're dissecting the strange world of Gen Z Bibles and the odd phenomenon of sports figures trying their hand at acting – or should we say, overacting?And let's not forget the birthdays, including a salute to a certain Wonder Woman who might have been a bit too optimistic about the power of song. As always, the episode is peppered with Dan and Jake's signature blend of wit and whimsy, leaving you with just the right amount of dumb to brighten your day.So, if you're looking for a podcast that blends sports, sarcasm, and the occasional serious moment, tune in to The Dumb Zone. It's the perfect antidote to the mundane, and it's all served with a side of laughs. Remember, life's too short for bad vibes, so sit back, relax, and let The Dumb Zone take you on a wild ride through the dumbest parts of life. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Subscribe to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneIn this episode of The Dumb Zone, the crew is back with another round of hilarity and head-scratching moments from the world of sports and beyond. Dan McDowell and Jake Kemp, along with the insightful Blake Jones, dissect the latest happenings with their signature blend of humor and sarcasm.First up, the guys dive into the curious case of the Dallas Mavericks' emotional support dog, Bailey, whose untimely passing may have left the team in a lurch. Was Bailey's absence the reason behind the Mavs' slow start in the playoffs? The crew explores the impact of furry friends and the oddities of sports superstitions.Next, they tackle the bizarre world of celebrity and sports crossovers, including the unlikely marriage of a 26-year-old to an 86-year-old Hugh Hefner. They ponder the dynamics of such an age gap and the strange rituals that come with it.The conversation takes a turn to the gridiron as Micah Parsons offers his candid thoughts on the NFL draft, player contracts, and the financial implications of the rookie quarterback window. Is Parsons hinting at a future shakeup for the Cowboys? The guys analyze his comments and the broader context of team building in the NFL.As always, the episode is sprinkled with random musings, from the introduction of the zipper to the peculiarities of the Brady Bunch. And let's not forget the shoutouts to listeners celebrating birthdays, including a nod to the legendary Willie Nelson and a certain "Pow MIA" cap that's found a new home in the studio.Whether it's discussing the nuances of submarine life or the latest in sports contract drama, The Dumb Zone delivers a dose of dumb that's sure to entertain. Tune in, laugh along, and embrace the absurdity with the crew that never fails to find the humor in life's dumbest moments. (00:00) - Open (03:56) - Zeke returns (18:21) - Back to the open (47:00) - Mavs (01:10:55) - Viewer Mail (01:25:05) - Sports audio: TNT crew, Micah (01:48:50) - News (02:01:16) - Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear the full episode on our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneMike Rhyner explains the death of The Freak ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear all of our episodes by subscribing to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneThe Dumb Zone crew, Dan McDowell and Jake Kemp, with the ever-resourceful Blake Jones, are back with another episode that's sure to tickle your funny bone and maybe even make you ponder the absurdities of life. This time, Dan's about to hit the airwaves with The Freak, and he's considering some outrageous antics to spice up his appearance. Will he go shirtless, or does he have an even wilder trick up his sleeve?Meanwhile, the guys dive into the curious case of a wheelchair that isn't quite what it seems, and they unpack the hilarity of a wrestler's brutally honest post-match interview. From the ridiculousness of "alpha male" TikTokers to the discovery of a time capsule that's disappointingly predictable, it's clear that the only constant in The Dumb Zone is the unpredictable.And let's not forget the birthdays, including a wrestling coach who might just be the next big thing in motivational speaking, and a certain infomercial legend who's managed to survive against all odds. As always, the episode wraps up with Dan and Jake's signature blend of wit and whimsy, leaving you with just the right amount of dumb to brighten your day.So, if you're looking for a podcast that blends sports, sarcasm, and the occasional serious moment, tune in to The Dumb Zone. It's the perfect antidote to the mundane, and it's all served with a side of laughs. Remember, life's too short for bad vibes, so sit back, relax, and let The Dumb Zone take you on a wild ride through the dumbest parts of life. (00:00) - Open (32:26) - Sports: Jerry isn't make sense (56:37) - Viewer Mail (01:09:21) - Matt Bruenig (01:44:57) - News (01:58:52) - Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear the full episode on our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneHere's your closing remark, crafted in the spirit of The Dumb Zone:In the wild and wacky world of The Dumb Zone, we've seen it all – from political pranks to pet predicaments. But if there's one thing that ties all the absurdity together, it's the unexpected twists that life throws at us. Whether it's dealing with the aftermath of a prank gone viral or navigating the emotional rollercoaster of a pet's untimely departure, we're reminded that sometimes, the best we can do is laugh, learn, and maybe pop a gummy or two to get through the day. So here's to the oddities, the misadventures, and the sheer dumbness that makes life so unpredictably entertaining. Keep tuning in, keep laughing, and always vote for a world where the only thing that's illegal is not having a good time. This is The Dumb Zone, signing off – stay dumb, stay happy, and remember, life's too short for bad vibes and non-compete clauses. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Subscribe to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneGood DF info - Lane Ingram _ lane@upsidewellness.com _ upsidewellness.com _ IG @ingram.laneIn the latest episode of The Dumb Zone, hosts Dan McDowell, Jake Kemp, and Blake Jones, accompanied by special guests Lane and Chloe, delve into a smorgasbord of topics that will leave you both entertained and pondering the peculiarities of life. From therapy insights and school board politics to the legacy of Pat Tillman and the ethics of telehealth, this episode covers it all with the show's signature blend of humor and candid conversation.The crew discusses the intricacies of workplace stress and the courage it takes to stand up to the man. They also touch on the nuances of navigating professional relationships in therapy and the unexpected twists that personal growth can take. But it's not all serious talk; there's plenty of laughter as they reminisce about prom disasters, the absurdity of the Oklahoma land rush, and the unexpected career advice from a radio legend.Lane, a therapist from Austin, shares his experiences helping clients through work-related turmoil, while Chloe chimes in with her architectural expertise and comedic chops. The episode is a testament to the power of storytelling and the connections we make through shared experiences.Whether you're in for the deep dives or the lighthearted banter, The Dumb Zone delivers a listening experience that's as thought-provoking as it is enjoyable. Tune in for a dose of reality served with a side of sarcasm, and remember – you might just learn something about yourself along the way. (00:00) - Open (37:17) - Sports: Mavs lose game 1, Dak speaks (01:21:01) - Viewer Mail (01:34:31) - News (01:51:40) - Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear the full episode by subscribing to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneStrap in for a wild ride through the absurd and the hilarious as The Dumb Zone crew, Dan McDowell and Jake Kemp, accompanied by the behind-the-scenes maestro Blake Jones, navigate the unpredictable waters of podcasting. In this episode, they tackle everything from the peculiarities of sleeping arrangements to the oddities of local news transitions, all while serving up a blend of sports talk, viewer mail, and their signature tangents that will leave you both amused and bewildered.The conversation veers from the serious to the silly, with discussions ranging from the anniversary of the Waco siege to the curious case of an apple-eating etiquette that's ruffled some feathers. But it's not just about the banter; the crew also dives into the cultural impact of WNBA star Caitlin Clark and the shifting landscape of high school social structures.With a special appearance by 690 sit-in guests Justin and Byron, the episode delivers a mix of insightful commentary, off-the-cuff humor, and a surprise apple-chewing demonstration that's sure to be a topic of debate. Whether you're here for the sports insights or the unpredictable comedy, The Dumb Zone has something for everyone.So, if you're looking for a podcast that's as unconventional as it is entertaining, tune in to The Dumb Zone. It's the perfect blend of sports, sarcasm, and the occasional serious moment, all delivered with the charm and wit you've come to expect from this dynamic trio. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Show at the Prophets and Outlaws studio! Don't miss an episode by subscribing to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneHave you ever wondered what goes on behind the closed doors of a music studio? Our latest podcast episode offers you a backstage pass to the vibrant world of 'Prophets and Outlaws', a band that not only creates music but lives and breathes it.Imagine stepping into a space where every corner is infused with creativity, where the strum of a guitar tells a story, and where the beat of the drum echoes the heartbeat of a musician. This episode is not just about the melodies; it's about the moments that make the music.Our hosts, in their usual charismatic fashion, engage with the band, unraveling tales that range from the hilarious to the profound. The conversation flows from the intricacies of crafting a song to the quirks of life on the road. And of course, no episode would be complete without those unexpected tangents that leave you both amused and intrigued.But it's not all talk; the band treats us to impromptu performances that showcase their raw talent and the chemistry that makes their music resonate with so many. It's an auditory experience that will make you feel like you're right there in the studio, tapping your foot and nodding your head to the rhythm.So, whether you're a long-time fan of 'Prophets and Outlaws' or just discovering them for the first time, this episode is a must-listen. It's an invitation to explore the soul of music, to connect with the artists on a personal level, and to be reminded of why we all love those soundwaves that bring so much joy into our lives.Don't miss out on this melodious journey. Tune in, turn up the volume, and let the good times roll! (00:00) - Open with Prophets and Outlaws (24:54) - Viewer Mail (36:50) - Sports: Mavs and Angel Hernandez (01:03:37) - NFL stays away from Belichick (01:35:31) - News (01:46:07) - We Are the World documentary (01:54:52) - Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear the full episode on our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWhen was the last time you found yourself laughing, nodding in agreement, and contemplating life's little oddities all in one sitting? If it's been a while, then you're in for a treat with our latest podcast episode.This week, our hosts Dan McDowell, Jake Kemp, and Blake Jones take us on a journey through a medley of topics that are as diverse as they are engaging. From the challenges and hilarities of parenting to the allure (or lack thereof) of Niagara Falls, they leave no stone unturned. The episode is peppered with personal anecdotes, such as Dan's memorable encounters with Elvis Presley and the Dallas Sportatorium, and Jake's firm stand against spanking as a form of discipline.But it's not just the big topics that get airtime. Ever wonder about the daily routines that shape our lives? Our hosts dive into the peculiarities of brushing teeth, the enigma of coins, and even the impact of school fundraisers on children. It's a conversation that will have you reflecting on your own habits and perhaps even questioning why we do the things we do.The episode also takes a surprising turn into the world of sports, with a reflection on the Detroit Tigers' former moniker and a touching tribute to the late Pat Summerall. And for those who've been following the saga of the Dallas Zoo's new baby giraffe, there's a heartwarming update that animal lovers won't want to miss.So why should you listen? Because this episode is more than just a podcast; it's a snapshot of life's complexities and simplicities. It's a reminder that we're all navigating this world together, with our unique quirks and shared experiences. It's a chance to sit back, unwind, and enjoy a conversation that feels like catching up with old friends.Tune in to our latest episode and join the conversation. You might just find that it's the perfect companion for your commute, workout, or quiet evening at home. Listen now – your next favorite podcast episode awaits. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Subscribe to our Patreon to have access to every show - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWelcome to another mind-boggling episode of The Dumb Zone, where we dive headfirst into the bizarre and the hilarious, leaving no stone of stupidity unturned. Today, we're cranking up the weirdness as we unpack the mysterious voicemail of a certain "Tiger" who desperately needs to cover his tracks. But as the episode unfolds, we discover that not even the slickest of felines can outwit the relentless curiosity of The Dumb Zone crew.From there, we're whisked away to a world of behind-the-scenes banter, where Blake's absence is both mourned and celebrated, depending on who you ask. And just when you think you've caught your breath, we're thrust into a $690 sit-out that's anything but ordinary.Meet Caroline, the anti-pet crusader and mom of two, whose home becomes the stage for a sit-out that defies expectations. As we navigate the treacherous waters of domestic bliss and parental profiling, we're left wondering: can anyone truly prepare for the unpredictability of The Dumb Zone?With a cavalcade of topics ranging from sports to space, and from the political kerfuffle over LSU's anthem absence to the unending quest for the perfect thermostat setting, this episode is a rollercoaster ride of the absurd. So buckle up, dear listeners, for an adventure that's as confounding as it is captivating.And remember, in The Dumb Zone, anything goes – except, perhaps, for pets and predictable podcasting. Tune in, laugh out loud, and embrace the chaos that is The Dumb Zone. (00:00) - Open (50:27) - Sports: Mavs, Masters, Boban (01:36:58) - News (02:00:34) - Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Subscribe to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneHello, Twitter World! Today we talk Juice, a little space, and discuss a very odd copy point in Closing Remarks. (00:00) - Open (34:12) - OJ Talk (01:03:29) - Space Talk with George Ellis (01:29:18) - Viewer Mail (01:41:16) - News (02:01:06) - Today in History (02:13:42) - Closing Remarks ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Subscribe to our Patreon - Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneToday we’re in the path of totality! We give weekend updates, talk eclipse, Mavs, trans basketball... it's action packed. (00:00) - Open (13:15) - Weekend Update (46:15) - Viewer Mail (54:40) - Mavs Talk (01:08:05) - Eclipse (01:11:55) - Eclipse Recap (01:17:15) - Trans Basketball (01:27:20) - Lynette Woodard (01:32:35) - News (01:49:05) - Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★