John and Alexx Hate Stuff

A movie for everyone who has had prove themselves to their dad by finding him a cool skull. Send a text

Disappointment is in the cards for the boys as they are a dealt a losing hand with this teen horror stinker. Send a text

The fellas enter the octagon to grapple about the Mark Kerr biopic. Alexx thinks it's empty and pointless. John headbutts Alexx. Who is right? Listen and find out! Send a text

John and Alexx shave their heads and put on their fanciest tinfoil top hats to discuss Yorgos Lanthimos' newest film, Bugonia. Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/alexxbollen Send a text

A guy that can fly around, is nice to everyone but...isn't Santa!?! As crazy as that sounds, James Gunn makes it work in his Superman reboot. Send a text

John and Alexx discuss, in their best southern lawyer / Foghorn Leghorn voices, the newest Knives Out film: Wake Up Dead Man. Jenny Nicholson discusses "Trigger Warning": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMgMr0JcYJ4 Dove Makes' Hunger Games Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9kpeHgscU4 Send a text

Talking about the Fantastic Four movie. Not that one, the other one. No, the other other one. Send a text

If you've ever read this novel and thought "This would be better if everyone was hot as hell", Guillermo Del Toro wants you to know you are not alone. You're wrong, but you're not alone. Send a text

John and Alexx gas up the 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88, dust off the ol' necronomicon, and discuss 2011's Cabin in the Woods. Send a text

The boys discuss the feel-good movie of the year which tells you a lot about 2025. Send a text

John and Alexx owe the Halloween season an apology as they discuss the Lodge. A movie that dares to ask the question: What would it look like if tedium were manifested on an industrial scale? The answer may surprise you... assuming you're very dumb. It's tedious. The answer is that the movie is extremely tedious. Send a text

Kicking off a month of horror with this 2025 shocker. Find out what can go wrong when "foster" is not just Australian for beer. Send a text

John and Alexx sit on a small chair across from the bed to watch... oh, wait, it's pronounced like coo-coo. Yeah, that's awkward. Anyway, we watched Cuckoo. Send a text

A movie that asks "Who is the real monster?" Is it the actual monster? Is it Man? Or is it Alexx for not really enjoying this 2022 horror movie? Answers lie within so listen close! Send a text

John and Alexx are on summer break so please enjoy this episode from the Patreon feed "Sinners" https://www.patreon.com/alexxbollen Send a text

The fellas ride into the desolate wasteland that is this 2025 sci-fi slog based on a George RR Martin tale. Send a text

The boys look back at this tough-as-nails crime thriller featuring Hollywood's sexiest stars (and James Woods) doing unsexy things (being shot, falling in garbage, James Woods). Send a text

Who knew that being lost on an alien planet could be so low stakes? Ridley Scott casts away human drama in favor of the charm of Matt Damon. Send a text

Daisy Ridley came here to kick ass and use windex, and she's all out of windex. So, you know, she kicks ass... because of the lack of windex... this guy gets it. John and Alexx watched Cleaner. Send a text

John and Alexx endure watching the sequel to that one Hulk movie from sorta before everything connected... no, the other one. Yeah, with the Fight Club guy. We forgot it too. Anyway, we watched Captain America: Brave New World- it's very not good! At least Harrison Ford looked like he was having fun though. Captain America: Brave New World Send a text