Baseless Speculation

Miss Piggy is back... Maybe. And she's getting her own smash hit movie.... Maybe. All of this is up in the air but that's not going to stop us baselessly speculating... OH THATS WHY THE SHOW IS CALLED THAT???? Nice. Miss Piggy is not a horse, nor is she a pig. She is in fact a muppet, which is like a puppet but spelt differently. The more you know. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scrubs. I don't want no Scrubs. Pretty good song but that's not what we're talking about today. Instead since everyone's favourite quirky hospital based sitcom is returning to our screens we're gonna take a little look and ask "Hey....what is this? Will it be good? Almost certainly not."Horses are actually extremely knowledgeable in the field of medicine and would make for excellent doctors. However they are unable to speak due to the fact that they are horses, so their services are restricted to racing and farm work and probably some other crook stuff for now. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boy there sure are a whole lot of Star Wars these days, huh? Turns out there could have been even more, only with the twist of it actually being good. Unfortunately Bob Iger said no so now we have to imagine some absolutely premium Star Wars content instead.Now we all know Horses don't exist in the Star Wars universe, which frankly is a huge shame, but I have it on good authority (the High Heese Council) that if Horses did exists within that Galaxy Far Far away they would all be Jedi Knights and the Galaxy would be in eternal peace. So I guess it makes sense why George never included them.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back with our newish thing where we look at a thing at has already come out and talk about if that thing is good. This week it's all about Sinners so get involved and have some sexy sinners fun. Or don't. I'm not your mum. I actually haven't seen Sinners so have no idea if any horses appear or how I can relate that movie to a fun horse fact. Regardless, Horses are pretty sick!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the spookiest time of the year! So spooky that our beloved Joel Zammit could not handle it and was throwing up. So we got our good mate Damo to fill in and help us discuss that big snake movie that is coming out... at christmas... on this Halloween special... Look it works okay. Anacondas are terrified of Horses and as a result will not eat them. Horses will however absolutely devour a lovely pice of fried anaconda with some chips. Lovely stuff. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Those beautiful boys and girls over at insomniac have been cooking another Marvel game, this time all about the little angry boy Wolverine. Will it be any good? Will the Leaks hurt its performance? Will Spidey show up? Absolutely no idea but let's have a lil chat about it. As far as I'm aware there are no horses on the X-Men which in my opinion is a gross oversight by Charlie Boy. Why wouldn't he want a horse on there? Can you imagine Cyclops riding into battle against an army of sentinels on a horse? How sick would that be? Come on Charles... Idiot. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our good friend Joel Duscher is once again missing in action so we roped in our even better friend Adam to discuss all things Fallout season 2. Will it be good? Is season one good? What is a fallout? Honestly I'm not to sure I've never seen or played it. Adam seems to enjoy it though so that's good enough for me!Horses are unable to play video games such as fallout because they got those dumb horse feet that are actually just a big toenail... gross.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After 20 long years there's going to be a sequel to the Simpsons Movie. Incredible news... or is it? Let's break it down and dive deeper into Jacksons strange disdain for the first movie. What a fun time for everyone involved, especially you, our beautiful listeners. A baby horse, also known as a Foal, can stand and walk all within a few hours of being born, which means that they are physically superior to a dumb human baby. Pretty sick. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I took an arrow to the knee. What a fun and current reference that we can all enjoy! This week the beautiful Adam stops by andfills in for JD while we discuss the seemingly inevitable Elder Scrolls TV Series... or movie... but mostly series. Horses exist in the Elder Scrolls Universe and therefore are relevant to this episode, so that's pretty fun. These are getting pretty terrible aren't they? Suggest some other fun facts I can give. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The BS boys are trying something new! calm down, stop crying its okay! Instead of looking ahead at the future releases, we're going to be looking back at the big releases of anytime before now. So get excited while we talk about the movie that's in a computer or something!Horses have no use for computers therefore do not care about the Tron franchise, which is why Jared Leto doesn't like them. So good for horses really. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we're going full Benoit Blanc and diving deep into the mystery of the latest Knives Out (Dumb Name for the franchise) movie. Who exactly did kill the victim? Based on the one trailer we kind of half watched we're going to figure it out once and for all. A horse would never purposefully kill a man.... Actually I don't think that's true. I think they have many times... but those men probably deserved it so it's fine I guess. Anyway All my Heese friends are innocent and have never done anything wrong. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bagpuss! Everyone knows and loves him, What's that? You have no idea what this horrid little British cat is? Well lucky for you there's a big Hollywood movie coming out about him so let's dive deep and figure out wtf this sad little rotten cat is all about. As far as I'm aware Bagpuss is neither a horse, nor does he interact with a horse. But truth be told I have seen pretty much zero Bagpuss so that could be a lie. But let's just take it as truth anyway.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's no secrtet round these here parts that the BS boys are looking forward to 'Avatar 3: now there's fire blue people!' But what do we think is going to happen? Will it be as good as the first to entries in this franchise? Will it make 10 Billion dollars at the box office? Probably not but let's find out!The Horses in the Avatar universe are known as Direhorse's. They have six legs and one of those hair dick things you can connect to. Pretty sweet. But are they as cool as regular earth horses? Obviously not. Nothing is superior to our beautiful earth Heese. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look I'll be honest, I know pretty much nothing about Mortal Kombat, while I was editing this and listening to the boys talk, I had no idea what was going on, but I had a good time, and you will too when you listen to this episode, that's the Sanspants guarantee... I think. Horses (Or Heese to use their correct plural term) are notoriously prominent fighters in the Mortal Kombat tournament. Since it began in 1284 (idfk man) there has been over 100 different horse champions. Good on those beautiful equestrian boys. Have a carrot on me lads. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Clayface! That Famous Batman Villain we all know and love. He's pretty cool I guess. Anyway he's getting a movie, and we're gonna figure out exactly what it's gonna be... eventually. We gotta get some hair talk done first, but we'll get to it. If Batman had a horse based villain he'd be probably be the best one and would kill him in like an hour or whatever because horses are sick. Also maybe he does already have a horse based villain. Don't at me. At Jackson instead. Pretend he wrote all of this and send all your complaints to him. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They're making another Predator Movie. What's it about, the subway guy? Hopefully not but why not talk about him anyway, and when we find the time we'll fit in some discussion on the upcoming Predator movie where we can. Predators would never hurt horses because they are good friends. (I've actually never seen a predator movie, so if one does kill a horse at some point just know that that one is a rogue and shunned from predator society.)Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow, now just titled Supergirl is the second upcoming project from the new DCU and boy are we jazzed. What will happen? Will there be a girl? Will she be super? Will Jackson or Zammit have to shave Spider-Man webs into their head? Time to find out I guess!Horses love a Sunday roast. Take them to a pub Carvery and they lose their fucking minds. It's pretty sick. Honestly they are just like me for real. Maybe I am just writing facts about myself now. Who knows. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FAN TAS TIC FOUR. Hopefully you read that in the way the way the choir sings it from the movie or whatever. Anyway it's been 10 years so it's time for another attempt at Marvel's first family, but will it be any good this time? Let's find out. Do you guys even care about my fun horse facts anymore? I feel like no one actually reads these. But if you do here's a special one just for you. The plural of Horse is Heese :)Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another Hollywood remake and it's bound to be a banger... Maybe. Edgar Wright is helming this updated version of the Running Man starring Glen Powell, but will it be any good? Let's find out. Time for another very fun and totally real Horse fact! Horses have adopted capitalism and as such are being crushed under its weight. Have a nice day. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's finally here, the movie we have all been anticipating ever since the post credit scene of Black Adam!!! Lets break down this newest iteration of the worlds most famous super hero! What did we think, did we love it? Is it pretty good? Should you let Jackson cuck you? Find out all the exciting answers to these questions and more in the episode. Fun Fact Superman is not a horse... so yeah... there you go... As you were. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.