Time For Pie

The boys welcome Brent Tucker, founder of First Responders Coffee Company, and dive into the insanity of “screen cream” side effects, circus tigers running loose, and why hikers apparently need whips and top hats for survival. From service goats and emotional support dogs to wild stories about tiny beers, Ford Raptors, and Delta Force missions, the chaos never stops

The boys brainstorm over-the-top pay-per-view execution methods (everything from Ninja Warrior death traps to molten steel presses), pivots into bizarre food talk (beans, haggis, Viking stew), then drifts into ghost houses, crime conventions, horse girls vs. crime girls, and eventually full-blown chaos with horse masks. Just another Tuesday.EVERYTHING is better with HOT SALT. Grab some Hot Horse Hoof or anything else from https://firecracker.farm and use code MILK to save money and we will donate 10% to Hunter Seven Foundation as well. Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.

Dan from Drinkin Bros is here. Strap in.Firecracker Farm HOT SALT makes everything better! If you order anything from their website and use the code MILK you save 10% AND another 10% will get donated to Hunter Seven.https://shop.firecracker.farm/products/hot-horse-hoofUSE CODE MILKIf you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.Go to ponchooutdoors.com/PIE for $10 off your first order

Nikko Ortiz recently moved to Texas and what better way to welcome him home than some Time for PieEVERYTHING is better with HOT SALT. Get it at https://firecracker.farmUse code MILK to save money AND help fund cancer researchGet firearm security redesigned and save 15% off @StopBoxUSA with code [PIE] at https://stopboxusa.com/PIE #stopboxpod

Austin comedian Josh Francis embarks with us on a wild ride of topics. Keep your eyes closed and hands on the wheel,EVERYTHING is better with HOT SALT from https://firecracker.farmUse code milk to save 10% AND we will donate 10% this veterans day to Hunter SevenIf you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.Go to ponchooutdoors.com/PIE for $10 off your first order.

In this episode, the guys dive into a chaotic mix of history, gaming, and ridiculous inventions. From imagining F-35s in medieval England, to ordering full suits of armor online, to blasting chili down your throat with compressed air—this one goes completely off the railsAfter Show available right now on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/c/TimeforPiePodcastSPONSORS:HOT HORSE HOOF here and dont forget to use code: MILKhttps://shop.firecracker.farm/products/hot-horse-hoofLet’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to https://Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.

The one and only Jason Ellis joins the boys for an hour of insanity. You might learn something though.https://patreon.com/TimeforPiePodcastHOT HORSE HOOF is still available and every time you use the code MILK 10% of sales help to screen for cancer on top of saving you money.https://shop.firecracker.farm/products/hot-horse-hoof Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code PIE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/PIE #Bruntpod

Pedro Pascal's weirdly touchy public appearances, GTA VI hype, haunted childhood trauma via Bloody Mary, and the horrifying origins of medical vibratorsSPONSORS:HOT HORSE HOOF here and dont forget to use code: MILKhttps://shop.firecracker.farm/products/hot-horse-hoofGet firearm security redesigned and save 15% off @StopBoxUSA with code [PIE] at https://stopboxusa.com/PIE! #stopboxpod

Caleb and traffic cops meet each other way too much. Is he being profiled or are these police officers just hoping to get a hug from the big guy. HOT HORSE HOOF is live and extremely limited! Grab it while you canhttps://shop.firecracker.farm/products/hot-horse-hoofIf you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.Go to ponchooutdoors.com/PIE for $10 off your first order.00:00 - Caleb's back and overdosing on nicotine01:30 - Horseshoe pouches and almost dying on a bike03:00 - Motorcycle wrecks and biker club drama06:00 - Dumb riding rules and highway etiquette08:00 - Cop bodycam chaos and traffic stop escalation14:00 - Debate: Can cops ask for your ID anytime?18:00 - Profiling lifted trucks and fake construction zones26:00 - Milk b**ches and school puke stories32:00 - Grizzly Milk and Hot Horse Hoof Salt launch39:00 - Rage at lottery ticket stinkers43:00 - Texas alone did WHAT in scratch-offs?46:00 - Time For Pie merch ideas (stickers, shirts, Grizzly Labs)51:00 - Johnny Somali & South Korean prisons52:30 - Gamer corner: Hot girls, fat asses, robot suits54:30 - Pedro Pascal gets super weird58:30 - Is Hollywood un-woking itself?59:30 - Goodbye emission standards, hello muscle cars60:30 - Outro & plug for Time For Drinks Patreon

In this episode, we sit down with Tait Fletcher—Guinness Book world record holder for most movie deaths (not really) and actor/director/badass Keith Jardine to talk about the grind behind indie filmmaking, Caleb's survival comedy show ideas, and building creative empires with no studio help.After Show with Tate and Keith available today on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/c/TimeforPiePodcastEVERYTHING tastes better with HOT SALT ( dont put it on your girlfriend though)Save with code MILK when you shop at https//:firecracker.farmLet’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to https://Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.

We’re joined by Nate from  @ValhallaVFT  , he is of course unprepared for the insanity that is Time for Pie. Join us as we confuse him with a barrage of topics that would make any lesser men walk off the show.Patreon After Show now available!Join us for "Time for Drinks"https://www.patreon.com/TimeforPiePodcastSpice up any food and make everything taste better with Firecracker Farms Hot Salt. Code MILK saves you money AND 10% of all sales using the code will go to Hunter Seven Foundation https://firecracker.farm Get $10 Off @BRUNT with code PIE at https://bruntworkwear.com/PIE #BRUNTpod

Terrible flesh lights, thousands in pokemon cards, ravioli world records and a worldwide search for our queen. Spice up any food and make everything taste better with Firecracker Farms Hot Salt. Code MILK saves you money AND 10% of all sales using the code will go to Hunter Seven Foundationhttps://firecracker.farm Get $10 Off @BRUNT with code PIE at https://bruntworkwear.com/PIE #BRUNTpod

What happens when a drunk snack turns into a full-blown culinary betrayal? In this chaos-filled episode, the crew dives into the infamous "bed ravioli" incident, debates if Air Marshals are even real, reviews awful movie sequels, discusses fighting zombies with monster dongs, and explores if being a hot girl for a day changes friendship dynamics forever. Sprinkle in tactical porta-potty races and fiery rants about Batman, and you’ve got one hell of a ride.Spice up any food and make everything taste better with Firecracker Farms Hot Salt. Code MILK saves you money AND 10% of all sales using the code will go to Hunter Seven Foundationhttps://firecracker.farm Get firearm security redesigned and save 10% off @StopBoxUSA with code [PIE] at https://www.stopboxusa.com/PIE #stopboxpod

In this episode, the boys dive headfirst into an absolutely unhinged rabbit hole of internet guru courses, Iraqi real estate schemes, ancient worms coming back to life, and the invention of something called “Ultimate Cancer.” Save with code MILK when you shop at https//:firecracker.farmLet’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to https://Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.

The boys discovered that they can make seasoning out of horses and need your help to make it real. Then we can finally afford a suit of armor for Caleb and maybe even find out why Jarred's eyes are always infected.go here to comment on Firecracker Farm's IG so they let us make Hot Horse Hoofs a reality:go here to comment on Firecracker Farm's IG so they let us make Hot Horse Hoofs a reality:https://www.instagram.com/ultrahotpeppers/ and of course if you want ALL FOOD to taste better pick up some HOT SALT from firecracker.farm and use code MILK to save some moneyGet firearm security redesigned and save 10% off @StopBoxUSA with code [PIE] at https://www.stopboxusa.com/PIE #stopboxpod

What do crane operators, prison dolls, and a cat judge have in common? Absolutely nothing—and yet they all show up in this unhinged episode.EVERYTHING tastes better with a lil HOT SALT and the best stuff on earth is from www.https:// firecracker.farm use code MILK to save Get firearm security redesigned and save 10% off @StopBoxUSA with code [PIE] at https://www.stopboxusa.com/PIE #stopboxpod

In this episode of the TFP Podcast, the boys dive into the weird, wild, and hilarious—from working armored truck jobs and dodging potential heists, to roasting modern fast food and debating which burgers slap the hardest.✅ Subscribe for more weekly chaosEVERYTHING tastes better with a lil HOT SALT and the best stuff on earth is from www.https:// firecracker.farm use code MILK to save Get $10 Off @BRUNT with code PIE at https://bruntworkwear.com/PIE #BRUNTpod

Jarred is a no show once again but we are starting to like Heather better anyways. Bears, periods, witch trials and a new adventure called Murder Mansion. Roo Roo Roo.EVERYTHING tastes better with HOT SALT from https://firecracker.farm use code MILK for savingsLet’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to https://Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.

What do pissing on AC units, fighting karate kids with swords, emergency landing commercial airliners, and medieval torture devices have in common? Absolutely nothing — and that’s exactly why this episode rules.If you hate boring food, spice it up with FIRECRACKER FARMSEVERYTHING tastes better with Hot Salt. https://firecracker.farm and use code MILK to save when you purchase

We somehow made it to episode 100. Here's to another at least a dozen more!EVERYTHING is better with HOT SALT from https://firecracker.farmUse the code MILK to save some money while making your food taste good again