Hate Speech

Hello haters! Charles (@ugarles.bsky.social and @ugarles on Twitter) brings his esquire expertise to hate on LAW AND ORDER. We explore the history of the show and how this Dick Wolf production is training you give up your rights. It’s all here: musing about the butthole cut of Law & Order, hollowing of Miranda rights, misinterpreting case law, and Paul Sorvino’s mashed potato belly. Check out what Charles has going on here: linktr.ee/ugarlesSupport the show at Patreon.com/hatereon

Tony (@wordisbond) returns to the podcast to hate on CRYSTALS. We discuss the origins of woo-woo crystal healing energies. Hint: it comes from Atlantis. Nate likes the crystals. Tyler gets propositioned at the metaphysics store.  Tony was stalked by a crystal witch. We torture Tony with Steven Seagals crystal album and patois “singing.”Crystal people are the worst. These things are fidget spinners for people with white dreadlocks. Check out Tony’s Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/u23849902?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fanDon’t listen to the Seagal album. Go buy a crystal. Charge it with your bro. 

Do you hate slavery? Do you hate culture washing? Do you hate rich people gallivanting about in a land built for them that runs on hidden and abused underclass of immigrants? Then you’re going to love our episode on DUBAIJuniper (@CantEverDie on Twitter and @junlper.beer on bluesky) joins the haters to talk about this evil Aramco city in the UAE. Dubai is a city of wonders… terrible, evil, and despicable wonders. Their chocolate is made by slaves. They destabilize other countries and import slaves under the guise of work. We talk about it. Juniper really hates Dubai. As we all should. The video we mention at the start.Support the show at Patreon.com/hatereonListen to Juniper’s podcasts Kill the Computer and Ill Conceived. Then go support The Onion. 

Nell (@foreverserf) joins the pod to teach us about PHARMACY BENEFIT MANAGERS. The pharmacy tech guides us through the bureaucratic mess that is the world of prescription drugs. We talk about GoodRX and how evil it all is. it’s confusing by design and boring by design to break our spirits and steal money from people with no instance. Support the show at Patreon.com/hatereon

New Year, Same Hate. Happy 2026, Haters. We’re back! Do you like school shootings? Of course not. So why not try SCHOOL HARDENING? There’s an industry built around profiting from school shootings. “Safety items,” drones, and apps. Billions spent to make your kids no safer. But hey, the kids feel worse!This episode has a lot going on. Tyler talks about his experience with a school shooting. Nate does hamburger math. The Hater Boys do their best to understand why the shootings happen (immiseration and hopelessness) and how to prevent them (you can’t, just die). Checkout our website: hatespeechpod.comSupport us: Patreon.com/hatereon

Here’s your extra episode of slop, haters. This was the episode we recorded with our friend Greg to see how our show would go by recording in the worst conditions possible. It was the first Hate Speech we ever recorded. It’s two years old. I don’t even remember what we said. We didn’t even have The Spectrum of Hate. The audio is bad occasionally. It’s about someone that no one knows or cares about. It’s a niche topic from our last podcast. Enjoy it or don’t. 

Ahoy! It’s been a long year of hating! It’s time to wash ourselves clean by talking about the things we loved this year. It’s positive episode where we palaver on movies, games, favorite chemicals, and The Perverted Arts. We did our yearly tradition of drinking an egg, beer, and malort and you can watch it here: https://youtu.be/OiI2pHPm-woSupport the show on Patreon: Patreon.com/hatereon

What is time? What is perception? Where do you put the camera? Jake Flores (@feraljokes) brings his hate for director/visionary/idiot CHRISTOPHER NOLAN. Jake and the haters dig deep into the themes and filmography of the thinking man’s M Night Shymalan. We also do what three men on a podcast have never done: we talk about Batman. Who is your Head Guy?Check out Jake’s podcast POD DAMN AMERICASupport us at Patreon.com/hatereon

What if people in the future worshipped Gen X’ers pop culture tastes? What if pop culture stopped at 2011? What if you could live in a VR heaven? Then do we have a book and movie for you! The Hater Boys are joined by Eric Ravenscraft (@LordRavenscraft on YouTube and everywhere else) to talk about the Ernest Cline Novel and Steven Spielberg movie READY PLAYER ONE.We talk about the sexism and racism baked into the book and movie. We examine the way this book set a blueprint for the shape of future pop cultures by having obsession with nostalgia. It’s a hateful one. Check it out why not!The Lord Ravenscraft YouTube: https://youtube.com/@lordravenscraft?si=UhRRZLSMpKvuYuYOOur new website: https://hatespeechpod.comSupport the show: Patreon.com/hatereonSent from my iPhone

Gavin (@yawonag), a ripe 21 year old ready for the picking, pops by the Hater House to talk about the video game series KINGDOM HEARTS. Nate does his best to describe the plot intricacies and character relationships. The fandom is a bunch of pedophiles. We get a Nobody name generator. Gavin is a big Kingdom Hearts fan. Nate has played them. He hates them. Tyler hates all the anime bullshit. These video games take anime, final fantasy, and Disney characters and turn it into a video game. No one can do a Donald Duck voice. Anyway, it’s bad and racist. Support the show and send us to Patmos at Patreon.com/hatereon

Would you rather be caught watching hardcore pornography or Chobbits? We know our answer.Today we’re hating on HATSUNE MIKU. Don’t know what that is? Good. It’s a vocaloid. It’s some anime garbage. It’s evil. But it doesn’t have to be.You see, some company made a software where they recorded a lady’s voice and you can use it to mar music. The used a real haired anime girl to market. Now it’s an online sensation and pipeline to pdf files. Please enjoy!Send us to Patmos!! We want to do white peoples birthright (henceforth called BIRTHWHITE) and go to where Yakub invented white people so we can sort out this white people problem. This is not a joke. Please rate and review us, tell friends, and sign up for Patreon. Patreon.com/hatereon

NOTE: The powers that be have put a copyright strike against the previous episode and we have had to cut the majority of the songs we use as music criticism. I'll provide a list of the songs mentioned at the end of our notes.Josh (@bosh.worst possible.word) returns to share the light and love of our lord Jesus Christ with some CHRISTIAN CONTEMPORARY MUSIC or maybe it’s CONTEMPORARY CHRISTIAN MUSIC, there’s just no way to know. That’s right, my congregation of haters, we’re being tortured with more Christian slop music. This time Josh shows us music that Christian “artists” stole to make tunes to funnel idiots into the Christian death machine. We got a NIN rip-off, a Nirvana take, and some Christina Aguilera thievery. Please enjoy or you’re going to hell. It’s mandatory enjoyment. Go check out Josh’s podcasts: Ill Conceived and The Worst of All Possible Worlds. Support our show at Patreon.com/hatereonSongs mentioned:Audio Adrenaline - Some Kind of ZombieNine Inch Nails - Mr. Self DestructNewsboys - I'm Not AshamedNik Kershaw - Wouldn't It Be GoodNewsboys - BreakfastBig Tent Revival - Livin' Off Your LoveThird Eye Blind - ⁠Semi-Charmed LifeResurrection (REZ) Band - Love Comes DownAC/DC Whole Lotta Rosie DC Talk - Jesus FreakNirvana - Smells Like Teen SpiritKJ-52 - KJ Five TwoEminem - Real Slim ShadyStacie Orrico - GenuineChristina Aguilera - What A Girl Wants

Tyler’s Man Update. Nate gives Tyler an injection and the needle freaks Nate out. The T is flowing. You get a mouthful of breast—brother you’re having a good day. Today we’re hating THE MAN SHOW. This was a “comedy” show helmed by Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel that gets taken over by Joe Rogan and Doug Stanhope. This a long takedown of toxic masculinity and patriarchy. The Man Show is a truly evil and cursed piece of tv. We have some frank conversations and work through some stuff.

Over, under, in and out, that’s what sex is all about. Tyler’s friend Liv stops by to hate on Bisexuals. We talk about the new sexual identity that has emerged. And Liv is ready to kill them. Tyler does his best to defend his fellow bi’s. It’s a wild and frank episode. Have a good time or don’t. Support the show at Patreon.com/hatereon

Tyler makes an announcement at the start of the episode. Please be kind. Other than that, we’re doing The Nate and Tyler 2025 Blood Challenge. And talking about the tv show Hoarders. Uh, yeah, it’s evil. But we like it. We’re white hat hoarders fans. Dr Robin Zasio. Matt Paxton. Just some real human garbage (lol that’s what they clean up in the show!!). We deep dive where they came from and how they got to hoarders. And, of course, the deeper impact and implications of watching Hoarders. Ethical consumption? She doesn’t go here. Support the show at Patreon.com/hatereon

Nate has genitals, MALE genitals. Longtime friend to the Hater Boys, Andi, is in studio to talk about it. It being Thomas Kinkade, the painter of light. Andi is an artist herself and helps Nate and Tyler navigate the question “do stupid people deserve to have art?” We explore the life, career, and death of the highest paid artist of all time. He’s an evil, sexpest Christofascist. So grab a bottle of whiskey and bottle of Valium and get ready to ritualistically mark your territory. You can see Andi’s art on Instagram @/ladyalinden and you can see the tattoos she’s done @/lindentreetattoo. 

“A monumentally bad idea for an episode,” -Tyler“Why did you choose to talk about this?” -Nate“Maple syrup is a kink,” -The Maple KingHere we have it. An ill advised episode covering something quite serious and something trivial. It’s important to break up the hard stuff with some fluff. First and foremost, let’s do a CW: this episode discusses sexual assault and what happens when people seek out a medical exam after an assault. If that’s not your thing, then see you in a few weeks. The Maple King (the_maple_king_ on Instagram) joins us live in-studio to discuss his advocacy work with the indigenous peoples of Oregon and the experiences of seeking medical care after SA in The Beaver State. Hint: it’s not good. We also explore the systemic issues and lack of funding for SA related programs in the US and how Oregon has a stronger-than-most model for care. Also: Nate teaches us about LaBubus. And why we should hate them. Let’s get sad. You can follow TMK at the Instagram above or you can check out his YouTube channels here: Animation yt: @TheMapleKingOG, Epidemiology yt: @DontTouchYourFaceNational SA Hotline: 1-800-656-4673Native Hotline: 1-541-444-9680Sent from my iPhone

You didn’t ask for it but we delivered it anyway: SNAKES. That’s right, we take on the slithery reptile with aplomb. Tyler starts with a hilarious personal life update. We dive into snake facts. We analyze why things get hated (snakes), tell you about snakes, and talk about different cultural uses of snakes. America, China, Japan, Lithuania… all the stars are here. Two hours of snakes. Come and get your slop for supper. Slopper. Support the show at Patreon.com/hatereon

The Banana Boys start with a review of Superman. It’s fine. Not better than boobs, but still good. We give a full review of Superman but it’s over the theme song so sorry about that. Then we move on to the topic of SEPTEMBER 11th 2001. That’s right. The haters are taking on 9/11. There’s talk of breeding, building 7 as the cuck chair, and we tackle 9/11 conspiracy theories. We haven’t seen Junior but we did watch Loose Change. Boy, was it awful. It’s one of our most DeRanged and SeXual episodes. Support the show at Patreon.com/hatereon

Men’s health means being wet sometimes. Marco (@aztec_gainz on Instagram) joins The Purest Warrior and Dagger to talk about the toxic world of MALE GYMFLUENCERS. We drink preworkout and dunk our faces in Saratoga. We also explore the inherent fascism and toxic masculinity in these groups of big juiced boys. We talk about steroids, healthy male communication, and our gym routines. If you wanna see some of these freaks, check out Ashton Hall, David Goggins, and The Tren Twins. We add enough in so you really don’t have to. Except the tren twins. Those beasts are fascinating. Support the show at Patreon.com/hatereon