Behind the SchƎmƎs

We're Back! ⛧ A Birthday Bash Return ⛧ Reading from Man, Myth, and Magic - BIRDS ⛧ The Chat Hates Turkeys ⛧ The Spiritual and Historical Importance of Winged Creatures⛧ The Delta OG LP Gets A Feed ⛧ Boostable Intermission ⛧ A Slew of Scream-Mails Rings In the New Season! ⛧ The First Detective - Eugène-François Vidocq ⛧ A Master of Disguises is Born in Revolutionary France ⛧ A Hard Life Full of Intrigue Inspires Modern Ballistics and Hit Musical Les Misérables Behind the What? BYO3-DG SHOW NOTES (Zoso's Corner) Our Website Follow us on the Fediverse! (Social Media) Twitter or X or whatever

Fibrous Gray-Water Hook-Up This Is Pre-AI, My Friend Petabytes of Raw Text Lard Satin wants. Lavish sails to the Bahamas where there's more than tokens being exchanged. It's a Polyamorous Power Struggle! We reminisce of tacos long gone. In my day, it only cost a quarter! One Cadillac of which you owe me. After an educational intermission, we broaden our minds with a Selection of Joyce. Lap up the lover's fat mickey! Hate Has A Home Here BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Tonight marks the triumphant return of maybe not the three most talented, smartest, handsome, successful, thoughtful, or wittiest but by far your favorite hosts with the ghosts! That's right everyone; Monty, Malachi, and Boo-Bury are back to knock some good ole' fashioned common sense into the ether. A myriad of topics are covered. Dickhead Doctors (Lookin' at you Faustus), Doctors without masks, Quack (Real) Doctors, shots in the arms, and the general coverage you'd expect about Covid-1984 from a free thinking show. Youtube isn't safe either despite their "safe harbor" claims, adding to the list influencers calling for violence, tax shenanigans, and the Paul Brothers beating up the internet. We even touch on a little P.O.O.P.! At three hours you know this isn't an episode you're gonna wanna miss! Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ P.S. Introducing for the first ever! SHOW NOTES!!!!!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Kary Mullis on Fauci" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aISPlTLbJo ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Tuskegee Experiment: The Infamous Syphilis Study" https://www.history.com/news/the-infamous-40-year-tuskegee-study ___________________________________________________________________________________ "'Sexiest Doctor Alive'" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8977891/Dr-Mike-called-hypocrisy-hes-seen-partying-maskless.html ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Tik Tok Doctor" https://www.instagram.com/christinaaaaaaanp/ ___________________________________________________________________________________ "I CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq8SXOBy-4w&start=209s ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Why vaccinate our most frail?" https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/04/health/coronavirus-vaccine-acip-nursing-homes-question/index.html ___________________________________________________________________________________ "New South Korea Case Shows Unreliability Of Coronavirus Restrictions" https://www.dailywire.com/news/new-south-korea-case-shows-unreliability-of-coronavirus-restrictions ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Cynthia Johnson Pt.1" https://twitter.com/MajorPatriot/status/1336700683966439426 ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Cynthia Johnson Pt.2" https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/12/michigan-democrat-ca-johnson-gift-keeps-giving-says-biden-harris-owe-city-detroit-video/ ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Hunter Biden tax inquiry focused on Chinese business dealings" https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/hunter-biden-tax-probe-focused-chinese-business-dealings-n1250772 ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Hunter Biden: Federal criminal investigation focuses on his business dealings in China" https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/hunter-biden-says-he-s-under-tax-investigation/ar-BB1bN69I?tblci=GiBq5U_I3_o4fL291TKfiVdInNPu2QmJS7ukVMyxwTX4_CCC-00%2520%2522%2520target ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Pennsylvania's House of Representatives Joins Texas in Suit" https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/12/breaking-pennsylvanias-house-representatives-joins-texas-suit-pennsylvania-wisconsin-michigan-georgia/ ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Supporting the 2020 U.S. election" https://blog.youtube/news-and-events/supporting-the-2020-us-election/ ___________________________________________________________________________________ "UPDATED Showdown in Portland" https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/victoria-taft/2020/12/09/showdown-in-portland-antifa-and-blm-hold-neighborhood-hostage-build-autonomous-zone-and-attack-police-trying-to-stop-them-n1199994

ISO: Legal Drinkin Age Podcasters for exercising the devil out of Draconian Guv'ners. Must be able to lift at least 5...oh wait. That was supposed to be "exorcising"? Who in the hell comes up with this stuff? That's right! We have a name for YOU, the one reading this! A "True Denier! Feels pretty good to be party of the party. The good fun havin party, not the capital T capital P kind of party. More discussions about lockdowns, what would happen if Bernie was in Trumps shoes, and catch up about Covid 1984. Enjoying their softer sides, Boo Bury and Malachi engage into discussions about astrology, and Malachi explains that a kilo-janksy is quote "Really Fucking Fast". All this and more on episode 21 of Behind the SchƎmƎs! Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Level 20 Unlocked! Who coulda thunk we'd make it this far but here we are! On tonight's BTS, Monty and Boo Bury get rich quick takin' pricks, smuggle X-Ray Records, and appeal to deez stones. The new jingle board gets taken for a spin, and the BTS React-A-Tron 3300 gets booted up for a myriad of clips. Telescopin' our way to the future we're just as excited as you brave listener for the next twenty! P.S. We know it's you Shia... Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Back so soon from Dimension X, Malachi Jr. joins us again to dissect a slew of conspiracies, or better stated, why experts say conspiracy theorists are off their rockers. We get yelled at by psychologists over Flat Earth, The Pizza Conspiracy That Shall Not Be Named, Why The Moon Doesn't Exist, Doctors Chasing Grant Money, and....an Amsterdam Subway Line? Laughing all the way we find out exactly why we're so anxious and afraid thanks to SCIENCE! Order! Chaos! Space Mushrooms! This episode has it all! Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-groan (Instagram) and Twit (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Malachi, Monty, and Boo-Bury welcome a very special guest to BTS: Malachi Jr. of Dimension X! Well, not really Dimension X. That gives Commie-fornia too much credit. On this episode, we discuss more dirty politricks by politickians, Covid-1984 shenanigans/ the handing of the lockdown keys to authoritarians, and a mysterious metal pole in the desert. We even answer the burning question about taxation, and secure a fool proof solution to everyone's woes. Just kidding. We're just as lost as you are. Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-groan (Instagram) and Twit (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

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