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Hi! We are KStew and Meep or I guess Krystal and Courtney… aka the scissor sisters! Where the only “scissoring” we do is hair, and because of that it unfortunately gave us that nickname. 🙄 We try to talk books but we are easily distracted, so there’s no telling where we wind up… So listen/watch at your own risk… to the podcast nobody asked for but trust us… you’ll want it!
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We started this episode talking about books. That did not last long.Somewhere between fantasy reads and pop culture, we ended up reading real comments men leave on our podcast clips… and things got weird fast. What starts as criticism turns into entitlement, insults, and comments that say way more about the people typing them than the women on the screen.We talk about why men feel so comfortable commenting on women’s bodies, why it almost never goes the other direction, and how online culture rewards being loud instead of being decent.Along the way, we also get into Stranger Things emotions, millennial nostalgia, mom life chaos, small-town internet drama, and what’s coming up next at the bookstore.If you’ve ever read a comment section and thought, what is wrong with people, this one’s for you.
It’s two days before Christmas and we absolutely should not have hit record.We meant to talk about Christmas books and last-minute reads. We did that… briefly. Then it turned into bookstore chaos, holiday nostalgia, Megan Quinn love, Stranger Things nerves, TikTok humor, ringtones, iron infusions, Missouri weather, and whatever else popped into our heads.This episode is unfiltered, rambling, very real, and exactly what happens when you record right before the holidays.If you’re here for book talk, chaos, laughs, and “how did we get here?” energy — welcome.Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. Big plans coming in 2026.
It’s Black Friday at the bookstore, and everything is unhinged in the best way. We talk about hitting over 12,000 books sold, break down our top sellers of the year, share the latest wild town gossip, relive Carter’s unforgettable puke story, and wrap with a big Stranger Things discussion. Real life, real chaos, and a lot of laughing through the madness.
We’re back — slightly scarred, highly caffeinated, and somehow still laughing.In this “mini” episode that’s definitely not mini, we catch up on:• Matching surgeries (yes, same week)• One very unfortunate case of poison ivy• Getting featured in 417 Magazine• TikTok fans finding the bookstore IRL• Burger King regrets and Christmas decorating rulesBasically, it’s chaos, book talk, and questionable medical decisions — business as usual for us.New episodes every other week. Grab your coffee (or your IV fluids) and join the mess.
We start this episode with a fly swatter, a book review, and absolutely no plan—so, basically, business as usual.This week the sisters break down The Irresistible Urge to Fall for Your Enemy (spoiler: not that irresistible), discuss whether the Annabelle doll is actually just Raggedy Ann with a rebrand, and spiral into a full-blown defense of Rainforest Cafe. There’s also a mini rant on school schedules, Sydney Sweeney’s "controversial" ad, and why Alani’s Pumpkin Cream needs to be arrested.Plus:A secret bookstore project teaser 👀Thoughts on Easy becoming a movie 🎬Disney's creepy side 👻And an update on upcoming author signings and fall events💥 It's chaotic, it's honest, it's Episode 54.
We’re back from summer chaos with stories of theme park rides, food that turned our poop green, book drama we don’t care about, and the kind of Shark Week energy only the Scissor Sisters can bring. Tan, unhinged, and unapologetic.
Episode 51 Wildest Dreams by L.J. ShenThe black cats out of the broom closet … the rumors are confirmed, we are witches and the book store has nothing but witch books. (Sarcasm) peewee Herman pedophile or no? Andrew Wilson and his “whatever podcast” will be the first male that we exile from the planet when we make it “Handman’s tale”. Also stranger things and universal countdown has OFFICIALLY OFFICIALLY BEGUN!!!
Episode 50 Enchantra by Kaylie SmithEpisode 50! It’s our silver episode lol!! We talk about a bunch of dumb shit as usual… a raccoon smoking meth, our girls night event, our 1 star review and the merch we have from it and we bash on men for a minute… because they make it so easy. 
It's just a butt plug...

It's just a butt plug...

2025-04-2901:02:52

Episode 49 Quicksilver by Callie Hart We tell you why we are into fairies now…our first independent bookstore day, booktok drama, Jeff Bezos is a douche, and sports parents are the worst.
Episode 48 My Wife by Carin HartWe discuss books as usual, town Karen’s, book burrow news, our dumb ass small town drama and Robert Erwin’s python…
Periods and pancakes

Periods and pancakes

2025-03-2541:46

Episode 47 The strawberry patch pancake house by Laurie Gilmore Well in total Kstew/Meep fashion this episode was chaos… because kids and spring break… but if you made it through that, we also talk about books with taboo subjects, Colleen Hoover hate, our hair falling out and endometriosis! 
Episode 46 “we put the omen in women”Penpal by J.T. GeissingerWe want you to read Penpal. Casey Anthony… girl get off TikTok… actually just get off life. Our local vigilante group in our area caught a pedophile (operation soap) should the cops arrest him?? And of course.. a book burrow update!! 
People smell so bad...

People smell so bad...

2025-02-1756:30

Episode 45 “I’m doing my mediumest”Lights out by Navessa AllenEpisode 45! Chiefs lost the 3peat… but Kendrick Lamar won the halftime show! Book store number 1 book we sold… school’s “dancing with the stars”… is it weird??
Ban THESE Books!

Ban THESE Books!

2025-02-0452:53

“why fall in love when you can fall asleep” So Thirsty by Rachel Harrison  Episode 44 … do the books we read need a label on the front that says “18+” and carded to buy them and why not? Chiefs are in the “rigged Super Bowl” again, and what’s with the plane crashes???
Episode 43 “come back with a warrant” Phantasma by Kaylie Smith Episode 43! The book store is open! We did it! We discuss phantasma by Kaylie Smith, TikTok ban, Inauguration Day, MLK Day, and ass hole pets….
Episode 42 new year same cheap podcast The wrong drive by Annie wild  Our first episode back after holidays and a million snow days! We discuss the wrong drive by Annie wild… it’s a Christmas suspense, but safe to read all winter! Are they banning TikTok?? We update you on the bookstore!!! It’s READY and the grand opening is literally this Saturday!!! Also we hate luxury brands and peoples “get ready with me videos”…
Why Can't They Talk?

Why Can't They Talk?

2024-12-1701:16:23

Episode 41 even though we said 40… How my neighbor stole Christmas by Meghan Quinn and Mistaken Identity at Storytellers Cottage by Nilani Titcomb The one where it’s almost Christmas! What’s your favorite Christmas movies and traditions?! School Christmas programs… just why? Also how the hell do you say wassail? Are they banning TikTok? Have you seen the drones? And of course a book store update!! See you in 2025!!! 
Who Killed Jon Benet?

Who Killed Jon Benet?

2024-12-0301:05:35

Episode 40  Don’t piss me off Art Lovelight Farms by B.K. Borison It’s officially socially acceptable to read, watch, wear all the Christmas things! And we read Lovelight Farms! We also watched the JonBenét Ramsey documentary, who do you think did it?! And why is “pretend play” with our kids the same as being water boarded?? Also…. The elf on the shelf is back wreaking havoc on our lives… 
Episode 39 Winter is coming  The Christmas tree farm by Laurie Gilmore  It’s thanksgiving week!!! What’s your favorite thanksgiving foods?? Do you stop for funeral processions or is that a southern thing? Vampire diaries… are you team Katherine or Elena?? More book store news and more to come!! Happy thanksgiving!!! 
Blue Waffle Water Buffalos!

Blue Waffle Water Buffalos!

2024-11-1901:14:37

Episode 38 I solemnly swear a lot  The Christmas Fix by Lucy Score Learn about our new adventure that is opening a book store, there’s aliens in the ocean, bring back the vintage Christmas decor, and have you ever seen the cult in Windyville?? 
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Rachel

in 2005 i was living in my birth country Ireland and was in with a bad gang and ended up in the womens prison in Dublin called the dochas centre mountjoy the same time as linda and Charlotte were on remand for the killing of their mums very abusive partner at first I was very scared at the thought of been near them but both sisters were really down to earth

Jul 5th
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Keith Brody

this is truly awful. ten minutes in, not a mention of the story, just two whiny people droning on about nothing. I gave up and found another podcast.

Dec 12th
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