Works Every Time

SEE US LIVEBlue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW EHSANhttps://ehsancomedy.com/https://www.instagram.com/ehsanjahmad/Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/@TheSolidShow2024Too Soon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6weMUz0lqATHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:01:23 Live Show Recap00:03:30 Were doing a show at SXSW!00:06:31 Austin Buford Shooting00:07:13 Markus needs his bottle00:12:30 Wetter Boys00:14:15 Are we at "war" with Iran?00:15:45 Trump is Lord Farquaad00:18:45 Austin Shooting continued..00:26:32 Justin's Worst Customer Ever00:32:00 WET LLC is Hemorrhaging Money00:33:40 Bit pitch00:37:24 New Shirt Idea00:41:12 A visitor enters the studio w/ impeccable timing00:43:38 NEW SEGMENT (Last Year, This Week)00:55:00 How The Wet boys would handle the afterlife______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @TheSolidShow2024 #podcast #comedy

SEE US LIVEBlue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW EHSANhttps://ehsancomedy.com/https://www.instagram.com/ehsanjahmad/Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/@TheSolidShow2024Too Soon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6weMUz0lqATHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 - This week on WET…00:01:23 - Ignorance is bliss00:04:48 - Scams are getting good00:06:50 - Why Just For Laughs went bankrupt00:09:03 - SPEAK TO A REPRESENTATIVE type sh*t00:12:37 - The 2016 election makes so much sense post Epstein00:17:52 - It's like The Matrix but everyone's a pedophile00:21:40 - There's always another child sex cult00:25:25 - McGraw Hill was owned by Ghislaine Maxwell's Dad00:27:23 - Release the classified alien files on Reels00:29:33 - Is Elon a bad dad?00:32:30 - Can't joke about Abraham Lincoln yet00:39:18 - The real reason Prince Andrew got arrested00:42:28 - Corruption is a consequence of being alive00:45:25 - Bengali vs Bangladeshi00:47:30 - Western Muslims00:50:16 - Baked potato adventure00:51:53 - What pisses off Ehsan most about Deric Poston00:54:54 - If our parents knew what we complained about00:58:38 - WTF even is "reading comprehension"01:04:08 - The Black Israelites are in a different algorithm01:07:25 - Jay-Z is the Jackie Robinson of the Epstein files01:12:18 - Society has always felt like it was about to collapse01:17:25 - Driving is going to be obsolete in our lifetime01:22:21 - Ehsan got road raged by a Waymo______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @TheSolidShow2024 #podcast #comedy

SEE US LIVEBlue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW LAZERhttps://www.instagram.com/uncle_lazer/https://www.youtube.com/@unclelazerTHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 - This week on WET…00:00:52 - The power of the harmonica00:06:14 - Online casinos have better customer support than US Healthcare00:10:18 - Behind the scenes of the Austin poker games00:17:35 - Lazer's virginity story explains so much00:24:51 - They're jerkin off in the fast food00:26:23 - Lazer's OF is wild00:31:46 - How Lazer got blown on a podcast00:36:23 - Lazer's origin story00:39:24 - You can't have a plan B00:43:12 - Lazer wants to go out like Kurt Cobain00:47:56 - You don't need money to do comedy00:54:03 - Lazer's secret to standup01:00:00 - Lazer in black rooms01:04:05 - Sunset vs Mothership______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @unclelazer #podcast #comedy

SEE US LIVESunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX2/21, 8pmCode ' WET50' for 50% off ticketshttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=128112Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:01:53 Phil's biggest fear00:04:08 Scariest Harry Potter00:07:51 Waymos are really just Filipinos00:09:26 Why Greg Abbot is evil00:12:43 Insurance fraud used to be American00:19:32 Luigi actually made United better00:23:15 Phil has been listening to NPR Austin00:27:23 Liberal and conservative argue about public transport00:34:32 Markus trolled the volunteers on election day00:38:26 Justin's jihad00:48:56 Bit pitch00:54:24 Stop starting podcasts00:56:19 F*ck volunteers00:59:04 Weiner dog with normal sized legs01:05:28 Bonus episode for members EVERY WEEK______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

SEE US LIVESunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX2/21, 8pmCode ' WET50' for 50% off ticketshttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=128112Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW COLTONhttps://www.instagram.com/ilovecoltonjones/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…0:53 - Melding our minds2:13 - Justin's grandma and Colton have a special relationship4:44 - Colton is back on the sauce7:58 - Hot black b*tches love Pokémon9:26 - Finding lost dogs is more important than your civil rights12:33 - Robert Kraft mac n cheese14:47 - Colton is bullying Justin at work16:36 - Colton threw up in the yard19:53 - Colton and Justin got beef23:03 - Cool Ranch Oreos (tm)25:56 - If she don't own her own business she ain't getting none of my fitness26:56 - What GPT stands for31:59 - Justin's resume looks like the files36:53 - Drama at Sunset43:35 - I GOT NOTHIN47:31 - Markus show and tell49:40 - No one cared about this Super Bowl55:29 - Dork vs nerd58:17 - Gutter sluts1:00:44 - The disc golf story1:05:29 - The best part about the Super Bowl1:08:20 - The best commercial of the night______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

SEE US LIVESunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX2/21, 8pmCode ' WET50' for 50% off ticketshttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=128112MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:43 - What Markus ate before the podcast4:35 - Trump on China's One Child Policy6:48 - Reacting to Tiktok Baseball (Savannah Bananas)15:53 - Justin is a veteran of the war on drugs18:39 - We're so old it literally hurts20:37 - Doing grandpa's drugs23:15 - We're gonna be STARS in Nashville26:12 - Bit Pitch37:22 - How to train your Mexican girlfriend43:48 - The people working at Cheba Hut are too damn high50:59 - Red Lobster Moment53:33 - Invisible riff55:50 - If you have boxers that remind you of All American Rejects, get rid of them57:46 - Arc Raiders teaches you who you really are______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

SEE US LIVESunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX2/21, 8pmCode ' WET50' for 50% off ticketshttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=128112MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 - This week on WET…00:01:20 - Making the world a wetter place00:04:55 - We could never replace Phil00:06:24 - Maximum Liability Corporation00:07:34 - Brown, Guy doesn't find joke funny00:11:06 - The first official meeting of the WET board of directors00:18:15 - Bit Pitch00:26:10 - Justin was like so totally ill last weekend00:32:58 - Phil built different00:36:42 - Eating old bananas to get drunk00:40:17 - Requiem for a Justin00:43:56 - Grok is being naughty00:46:57 - Hooters is good, goddamnit!00:49:47 - Addressing the backlash00:51:43 - How to turn down free alcohol00:54:20 - Should we move the pod to Greenland?01:00:08 - Greg Abbot, come on the podcast!01:04:15 - Become a member!______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedymemes

SEE US LIVESunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX2/21, 8pmhttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=128112MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW RONALDO:https://www.instagram.com/ronaldosuckss/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:29 - Go into movies blind 2:45 - Respect THE Home Depot 5:03 - Ronaldo has some notes 7:13 - Justin invents a new word? 9:37 - Jacking off to playing cards 15:25 - A hangover so bad you actually quit drinking 21:29 - Crust Punks at Warped Tour 28:48 - Being late with a coffee 34:58 - Ronaldo was a writer on Def Jam 37:39 - We are rockstars 41:49 - Imagine if there were French people in Canada? 43:14 - Defensive Nazi and Mexican Survivor 46:49 - Movies were better in the car50:28 - Finding love at the family reunion 53:31 - Ronaldo's life is a Blink-182 song 1:00:13 - Louder with Krauter1:05:02 - Become a MEMBER!______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedymemes

SEE US LIVESunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX2/21, 8pmhttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=128112MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW SKY: @skykingsmentalplayground https://www.instagram.com/iamaskyking/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…0:58 - Making the studio a wetter place2:36 - January is 20 degrees hotter right now than average5:56 - Justin in Japan6:47 - Justin is 36 btw10:11 - Are frats gay?12:36 - Our predictions for 202617:33 - Will AI Psychosis become a big problem in 2026?25:32 - Will Phil's dad come back out but as straight?30:04 - Will Trump start another war43:18 - Will Markus get a new phone?48:48 - Phil gets paid $500 to drink $1300 tequila1:00:55 - Will Justin get a haircut1:04:54 - Become a member for 1hr40min of BONUS content!______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedymemes

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:33 - Melding our minds2:37 - Making the world a wetter place3:52 - Phil's Tour de Chair5:13 - How old do we look?8:08 - The wisdom of "Oh."12:52 - Markus is part owner of Costco14:58 - Weekly Bit Pitch!31:41 - We're opening a comedy club in Venezuela!45:40 - What Justin learned in school50:19 - Texas Road House is goy slop55:22 - There's no such thing as a free lunch (if you don't ask)57:26 - You know you got money when you can buy the big paper towel1:01:35 - Justin with (Monopoly) money1:07:56 - New dinosaur truck just dropped______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedymemes

TEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)__________________________________________________Follow the show: @wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJJ Curry:@jjcurrycomedyJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/markus-olindPhillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - @phillipgarciacomedy Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/philip-garcia-wtf-is-going-onProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - @rageqzbass#podcast #comedy

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…0:55 - Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve4:08 - Making the world a wetter place5:07 - We got gifts!8:53 - The Heineken 5 pack10:08 - No chance Justin know bout the Magna Carta12:11 - Everyone forgets about second England13:52 - Psychoanalysis doesn't work on Irish and Italians16:11 - The Irish are liars21:12 - We are the Bermuda Triangle23:25 - The Translator (coming to a theater near you 2026!)25:31 - Justin in Switzerland27:42 - The best time to go to Costco33:19 - We gotta lose weight36:17 - Don't plan a party drunk37:34 - Justin gives us jokes for Christmas41:41 - We've given up on Phil45:44 - Running bits48:40 - podcast studio austin is th ebest51:18 - Phil disrespected Justin's yard55:48 - Guns for kids were lit1:01:10 - Toby Keith pilgrimage1:05:42 - Our Christmas wishes1:11:24 - Markus used to DRINK______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠  @phillipgarciacomedy  ​ @JustinEssenmacher  ​⁠​⁠  @markusolind9761  ​⁠​ @rageqzbass  #podcast #comedymemes

FOLLOW IKE:https://www.instagram.com/ikerafferty/MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:10 - Issa noif2:22 - making the world a wetter place2:59 - New York Ike pays his respects7:02 - The different cultures of New York8:42 - The City has a high blood pressure9:46 - How to sneak onto the subway (like a real New Yorker)13:36 - How to sniff out a tourist14:47 - What Austin comics are failing at in New York16:10 - New Yorkers eat at more than just bodegas17:30 - Crunched up pigeons18:31 - Did Ike vote for Zohran??20:37 - Ike and Mamdani are in a zoomba class together21:58 - How much more expensive is New York?24:15 - Ike needs a flood plan25:21 - Why New York doesn't sleep26:54 - Has Ike seen a Knicks game yet?30:42 - For the visual only listeners32:13 - Stealing is encouraged in New York34:35 - Why New York is the best35:21 - The big apple doesn't far fall from the tree39:11 - if you conceived a child to the WET Podcast you may be entitled to compensation40:12 - They typical day in the life of a New Yorker43:40 - What you know about Dimassi's??44:39 - New Yorker explains jelqing48:13 - Comment below if you think Justin knows what halal is50:30 - There's sh*t in Austin's bits57:11 - The rats are evolving59:10 - Best way to eat New York Pizza1:00:25 - Zohran til I bust1:03:31 - Another one for the visual only listeners1:06:05 - The second drawback of New York1:09:14 - How to heal the rift1:10:38 - Ike was in a Nas music video______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​⁠​⁠ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

Austin Comedians are DONE With Rogansphere Stereotypes and New York Comicshttps://youtu.be/kMtzap0mCCs?si=ARNKinfY0X_FzuA9MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:57 - Is showering with your girlfriend gay?4:13 - Phil the kinda guy to put a sticker on a Mercedes8:52 - Imagine still being on season 1 Trump10:45 - Help make the world a wetter place12:33 - Justin's body is not designed for cuddling15:10 - Comment below if you don't know what the UN is18:34 - Is war real?19:47 - Podcast's first hate video27:22 - Truck Sh*t33:43 - Deer Rumspringa35:53 - Little Israel/Palestine37:54 - What is a party store?39:44 - Phil proved there is a god41:52 - Rewriting the WET Commandments43:01 - The biggest hat in the world45:39 - A Quintin Tarentine Christmas47:23 - Airing out the groupchat49:41 - Phil faced 3 pizzas52:43 - Gummy Bears are Turkish?!55:17 - Big surprise, American's don't want factory jobs56:32 - The Average working American doesn't care about their job1:00:06 - Phil crashed a high school graduation delivering papa johns1:07:17 - Rich people are doing psychedelics wrong______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​⁠​⁠ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

So the audio to episode 100 got damaged and I thought I had already deleted the backup but thankfully I was wrong! So here it is (out of order). Thank you to everyone who has made it possible for us to get to this point, we are eternally grateful to all our supporters! Like, comment, follow, here's to 100 more🍻-jjMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:05 - Poppin bottles for 100 episodes!!!!3:39 - Monetization has changed us6:15 - Release the Ratstein files8:24 - Insulting then apologizing to Drew Barrymore12:08 - Would you let your boy shave your balls?15:27 - Every 7 seconds17:38 - Confronting people who don't tip20:23 - Justin is the best at getting hired24:07 - You thought this segment was extinct30:37 - invest in our dinosaur themed strip club33:28 - Markus suggests the craziest Christmas present idea39:31 - Men are picking up the slack for feminism42:56 - Pause.44:46 - Justin got kicked out of the heckle mic (again)48:17 - The money is already tearing us apart53:48 - How Markus ruined a Thanksgiving57:54 - How Justin ruined a Thanksgiving1:02:14 - How Phillip ruined a Thanksgiving1:06:18 - How WET got it's name1:10:51 - The world needs more hugs1:16:01 - Trump announces 50yr mortgages1:20:41 - Robot litter boxes are taking our jobs1:23:10 - Thanks to everyone who helped us get to 100!______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​⁠​⁠ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

Episode 100 got lost and we can't rerecord it for a couple weeks. For now enjoy episode 101!MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - This week on WET…0:45 - Finding the groove4:12 - Justin's laugh got him kicked out of the OF comedy special taping7:42 - All roads lead to 9/1110:42 - The actual villain in Harry Potter12:11 - Italian Harry Potter14:33 - Jesus was the first 9/1116:25 - How kidnapping became a crime19:46 - Are the files ever coming out?22:17 - They're trying to silence us25:33 - Tucker Carlson is actually doing journalism now?30:51 - New Sydney Sweeney movie has worst opening of all time32:59 - Stranger Things and MK Ultra41:30 - Run America like a bowing alley43:23 - South (and North) Korea would love us47:33 - Trump is driving up the price of Diet Coke49:20 - The US dollar is down bad53:34 - The WET Rascals_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass#podcast #comedy

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - This week on WET…0:33 - Make the world a wetter place1:44 - 3 dudes, 3 cameras, one podcast3:13 - 2 haircuts in 2 days9:33 - It's 2003 again12:23 - Phil Garcia: Pizza Terrorist15:02 - Schrodinger's leftovers20:09 - We ship Trump n Bubba25:36 - America's classic distraction is back29:18 - Ain't nobody got time fo that33:12 - Substances are the best36:39 - "Did you lock the door?"41:05 - The cat or the president?44:26 - 80s content was peak47:30 - Curb will always hold up50:52 - Bring back physical media55:19 - Markus took a Viagra at 1358:06 - Weekly Entourage Corner1:04:04 - Christmas Merch COMING SOON_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass#podcast #comedy

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOhttps://modernstoa.co/studio/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaf7YJCjlD6v8caOugDx31UwFd2u-Ep6p71DvW2FWR1yEYjKaqKB8DmvlM0dHA_aem_tZ8DPBm_O5TfEtxcN1V4jAFOLLOW DEDRICK:https://www.instagram.com/deddyfatstacks/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________1:06 - Make the world a wetter place2:45 - Deddy is a kill tony regular5:19 - Sodapop almost missed his chance9:59 - What you know about Kill tony14:30 - Comedy funk19:44 - Comedy needs to get back to joke writing not clip farming23:15 - It was inevitable27:24 - Sodapop got pre-boo-ed30:13 - SUNSET!31:39 - Call the coroner34:42 - Instagramification36:08 - $250 for a golf lesson just to learn you're bad at golf38:32 - getting your car towed should be illegal41:48 - How to beat the tow company45:00 - fast and the furious sideboob was very influential to Justin49:12 - Justin got arrested while his uncle watched from white castle55:49 - Blue Lone Star, different Phil58:21 - Threaten your kids1:04:56 - Justin don't need to count past 3001:07:02 - Bad socks1:08:40 - Allergic to cats for pu*sy1:11:37 - We moved here for fraud1:15:46 - Deddy's favorite substance to perform on1:19:01 - Lost in the Mothership1:21:10 - The Long Continent1:27:10 - Banan-y1:30:33 - Southern accents1:33:56 - Driving each other to drink_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass#podcast #comedy

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOhttps://modernstoa.co/studio/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaf7YJCjlD6v8caOugDx31UwFd2u-Ep6p71DvW2FWR1yEYjKaqKB8DmvlM0dHA_aem_tZ8DPBm_O5TfEtxcN1V4jAFOLLOW SHAWNhttps://www.instagram.com/shwangardini/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - This week on WET...0:54 - Making the world a wetter place2:16 - We warmed the house too hard last night3:50 - Shawn is a "drunk wrestling in the yard at the party" kinda guy6:29 - Gifts of Lazer's past9:21 - Forgot about the whisky10:20 - Heart burn vs heart attack12:06 - Dipping through the pain13:16 - Don't shotgun 10 beers14:51 - Imagine a pool of gravy16:26 - Travel vlogers sh*tting on India18:56 - The Netflix movie about a nuke getting launched20:56 - Hasbulla was in Poltergeist??22:23 - Shout out to big willie23:33 - Getting scammed out of Pokémon cards as a kid25:20 - Don't go see Shelby Oaks27:47 - ESPN is off YouTube tv31:16 - Subwiffers are sick32:54 - Half the podcast is dying36:05 - All Shawn's neighbors are white42:15 - the campers are disappearing44:31 - Mid-taly48:34 - Trump is pooping his pants in foreign countries57:09 - Shout out the sports jersey Halloween costume59:21 - Shawn's many nicknames1:00:42 - Commando in high school wrestling1:02:55 - Shawn's rectal abscess 1:07:58 - from butt problems to nut problems1:11:43 - Dentists are scammers1:19:33 - Are gingers black?_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass#podcast #comedy

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOhttps://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - This week on WET...0:44 - Get drippin2:48 - What are we gonna be for Halloween?8:14 - Austin podcasters discuss beef tallow9:13 - Ed Gein and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre11:54 - Ed Gein's IQ14:51 - Why Ed Gein loved skin so much18:31 - Ed Gein's star sign19:34 - How Ed Gein inspired Texas Chainsaw Massacre21:34 - What the TCM movies say about culture at the time26:20 - Leatherface is a 90s icon28:54 - Post 9/11 horror movies were wild31:46 - How Bin Laden culturally effected horror movies33:20 - DEI Leatherface37:52 - How Ed Gein got so messed up40:52 - Ed Gein's first (human) kill43:41 - Leave every grave site better than you found it45:48 - Was Ed Gein's mom hot?47:43 - How Ed Gein got caught54:47 - A town committed insurance fraud together57:24 - Ed Gein echos through time1:00:02 - Justin loves chainsaws1:04:37 - Markus doing the bare minimum1:07:27 - Malice in the Palace1:09:55 - Phil's gang affiliation_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass#podcast #comedy