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Get ready to laugh, cringe, and question the life choices of Kyle, Ryan, and Carlos as they share their most embarrassing, ridiculous, and downright stupid stories on Newest Lows! Join these three friends as they dive into the depths of their own ineptitude, and emerge with a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of life. New episodes released every Monday!
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The boys return! We catch up with some surprises! Sorry for the almost 5 month hiatus. We've been busy! Remember we just do this for fun haha Send a text Follow us: Instagram newestlows YouTube newestlows Email us: newestlows@gmail.com
Ever had a dream so vivid it left you questioning reality? Leilany kicks off our latest episode with a chilling recount of just that, sparking an enthralling chat about the mysteries of dreams, sleep paralysis, and the art of lucid dreaming. We shift gears to lighter fare, swapping stories about tattoos, the towering heights of NBA players, and the peculiar joys of solo travel. Our love for New York City and the enchantment of Broadway plays also make an appearance as we weave humor and heart...
Ever wondered what happens when you return to podcasting after a break? Carlos comes back with a bang, sharing hilarious stories from his recent adventures, including a Pride 5K race that ended faster than he could have imagined and an "altruistic" trip to Africa that might not be what it seems. We laugh about the decision to stick to high-quality audio content, skipping video recordings for this season. Eric jumps in with his own tales of running a Thanksgiving Day 5K on the beach, complete ...
Picture this: you're kicked out of your first apartment, living with a volatile roommate, and desperately trying to make ends meet with low-paying jobs. This chaotic chapter paints a vivid picture of life’s unpredictable challenges and the grit needed to survive. From the light-hearted banter of micro-wrestling stories to the harsh realities of agricultural labor, this episode covers it all. Laugh along with us as we share humorous conversations about aging and adventurous grandparents, and ...
Can using a new body care product change your life? Join us as we explore our personal experiences with different brands like Old Spice, OGX, Native, and Dr. Squatch. We dig into our battles with skin reactions, excessive sweating, and the humorous yet frustrating moments of our wrestling days, igniting a friendly debate on who took the sport more seriously. Expect a rollercoaster of laughs and insights as we navigate the world of body care products and share our peculiar grooming habits. Ev...
We share tales of local traffic woes and tip our hats (courtesy of Z Money) to our absent friend Carlos, it's clear that this episode is a melting pot. We touch on everything from the misunderstood art of hanging at McDonald's to the bravery behind confronting a home invader. Our conversations dance on the fine line between hilarity and heartfelt, as we explore the depths of friendship and the lengths we'd go for each other—bullets and all. It's an episode that meanders through the ridiculous...
Ever wondered what it’s like to have a close encounter with a celebrity chimp? Kevin, our guest from a quaint Southern Florida town. We transition from this light-hearted trivia to a deep dive into the exhilarating yet risky world of owning exotic pets. From monkeys to large dogs, we discuss the thorny issues and the appeal of living with such extraordinary companions, culminating in a lively debate on the feasibility and hazards of pet ownership. Get ready for a mind-expanding journey as we...
Laughs continue as we recount our vibrant experiences in Daytona Beach, compare fast food joints to grocery stores, and passionately debate the merits of romantic comedies. The conversation gets unexpectedly deep with discussions on life insurance and last-day-on-earth plans, sprinkled with our usual humor. From reminiscing about movies like "Jumanji" to critiquing Wiz Khalifa's music career, we leave no stone unturned. Tune in for an unpredictable blend of humor, controversy, and heartfelt m...
Ever wonder why some people seem to be mosquito magnets while others remain bite-free? Goomba's got some hilarious theories about blood types and those relentless Florida mosquitoes, all while sharing his adventures from attending his brother-in-law's high school graduation and fishing in the Everglades. From Kyle's transformation from a ripped gym-goer to a more relaxed persona, to Ryan's unexpected casino win and encounter with baseball player Hanley Ramirez, this episode is packed with pe...
Ever squeezed into a room with six people and two boisterous dogs, only to find yourself live broadcasting to the world? That's exactly how we kicked off our latest episode, where chaos is just part of the charm. Our guest, the ever-delightful Leilany, dives straight into the deep end with us, recounting her post-Magic Kingdom automotive misadventure. From the get-go, it's a whirlwind of laughter, wild anecdotes, and the kind of candid conversations that can only happen among friends who've s...
We're diving headfirst into the opulent world of celebrities like Jay-Z and Beyoncé, juxtaposing their lavish lifestyles against our own humble abodes. But don't think it's all serious—our takes on social media influencers, from Trisha Paytas to the Kardashians, are as unfiltered and spicy as that late-night snack you shouldn't be having. And just when you think we've run out of steam, we hit you with that life advice that's as questionable as it is hilarious. Tune in, be amused, and maybe, j...
Prepare for a deep (and we mean deep) dive into the world of personal hygiene and bathroom etiquette—taboo topics be damned! Shower routines, the great deodorant debate, and those all-important 'shit to shower' timelines; we're exploring the ordinary and the outlandish with humor, curiosity, and maybe a little too much information. So tune in, kick back, and join us for an episode that's as real as it gets, and twice as entertaining. Send a text Follow us: Instagram newestlows YouTube newes...
We're spilling our guts on more serious matters, like the seductive dangers of gambling and the stark realities of incarceration. It's a rollercoaster of emotions and topics that'll leave you both enlightened and thoroughly entertained. Send a text Follow us: Instagram newestlows YouTube newestlows Email us: newestlows@gmail.com
Ever wonder how a seemingly normal conversation can spiral into a wild debate about the hidden risks of timeshare investments? Dive headfirst into the emotional whirlpools of family legacies, the management of epilepsy in daily life, and even the squirmy topic of stage fright in the bedroom. But don't let the depth fool you, as playfulness is never far behind with our hypothetical IRS escape plans and spirited discussions on the fine line between envy and fashion dominance. It's an adventure ...
Have you ever been in love? Have you ever threw up eating hot Cheetos? Unravel the origin story of Kyle and how the hardships might make you a better person. Ryan lets loose and exposes how the strip club might not be the best option when nervous. Send a text Follow us: Instagram newestlows YouTube newestlows Email us: newestlows@gmail.com
When you are in pinch do you yell slander?! Have you ever lost a pet and wondered how to dispose of it? Do you think shoe lifts are a great to make you taller? Tune in and let us know how you compare with the lives of these 3! Send a text Follow us: Instagram newestlows YouTube newestlows Email us: newestlows@gmail.com
The boys finally make it official! Have you ever taken drugs? and lived to tell the tale? If you're from Daytona this is for you then! Last question do you have curbs in your neighborhood? Find out where you stand on this episode. Send a text Follow us: Instagram newestlows YouTube newestlows Email us: newestlows@gmail.com
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