The Canary in the Cage Podcast

Farewell message. This episode’s Monero challenge: On the show we mention a secret phrase. Tell us the secret phrase for a chance in the wheel. This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: N/A This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: Nobody won! 00:00:00 Farewell message

Ron tells a work story about a weird guy with a British accents, Dave teaches about disguises and backstories. This episode’s Monero challenge: https://x.com/UncageYourBrain/status/1961577239981822005 This video of a gorilla playing drums reminds Ron of a movie scene. Tell us what movie Ron is thinking of. This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: Height: 3493035, ac4eaa41bf4cb55e7e504801f6b2765936e41056abea1f8060cf32dc677472bb This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: almagest, MavMcQ, RN 00:00:00 Trump Trolls 00:05:30 Malort Liqueur 00:09:24 Cracker Barrel Again 00:16:12 Random Nonsense 00:27:00 New Section 8 Policy 00:29:37 Boat Bombings & Alligator Alcatraz 00:34:26 More Random Nonsense 00:58:26 Dave teaches about disguises and backstories 01:15:51 Ron tells a work story about a weird guy with a British accent

Dave talks about self-hosting a podcast, Ron talks about microplastics and how to avoid them. This episode’s Monero challenge: Dave is planning to burn a US flag in protest. What else do you want to see him burn? Listen to the show for qualifying items. This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: N/A This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: N/A 00:00:00 Cracker Barrel Redux 00:10:17 Ending the American Empire 00:18:50 Poopin in Public 00:22:52 Trump Going Full Communist-Lite 00:33:04 Axe Wielding Scots 00:54:22 Las Vegas Wrong House Raid 01:01:34 Minnesota Shooting 01:10:17 Trump Banning Flag Burning 01:32:00 Dave talks about self-hosting a podcast 01:35:17 Ron talks about microplastics and how to avoid them Resources discussed on the show: Castopod (https://castopod.com/), self-hosted open source podcasting.

Ron teaches you how to make your own pet food, Dave reminisces about his criminal behavior on AOL in the 1990s. This episode’s Monero challenge: What the hell was Buzz Aldrin thinking during this? https://x.com/FELibrary_/status/1957532412474241060 This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: Height: 3483014, 59d6215a17e2b0243e1554213e49ba3d20a10636d864f50b8124664835ee52f3 This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: RN, almagest, MavMcQ 00:00:00 Cracker Barrel 00:20:12 Slab City, CA 00:28:11 Sharia Law 00:35:37 Random Nonsense 01:16:19 Dave talks about AOL hijinks in the 1990s 01:27:49 Ron teaches about making your own dog food

Dave covers the recent news about Monero being attacked, Ron talks about his ghost hunting trip that took a detour to Area 51. This episode’s Monero challenge: Since Trump is apparently now the Crime Fighter in Chief, tell or show us what signal we need to shoot into the sky to call for his help. This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: Height: 3478061, 41c21f71d32c1eae42c2d5cb99c9f8c0c84b5ab2457721090e578b3325d2e9f2 This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: almagest, Frank J Trezza, MavMcQ, CaptivatingVirtuosity, MoneroMash 00:00:00 Superman and Batman 00:05:05 Gerrymandering 00:13:25 Assault with a Deli Weapon 00:20:55 DC Takeover 00:26:33 The Census 00:44:26 Random Nonsense 00:53:59 Tornado Cash Verdict 00:57:38 More Random Nonsense 01:03:20 Dave talks about the recent attack on Monero 01:14:31 Ron tells about his ghost hunting & Area 51 trip

Ron covers basic home appliance maintenance, Dave goes on a rant about s commie on X after Ron reposted him. This episode’s Monero challenge: Now that the WNBA is searching people for dildos, tell us how you’d sneak one in. This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: Height: 3473024, 813d3dd7d705d6871831283a8d3e31ef68fe5f1356c5f907588fcf20704e1e2e This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: MavMcQ, RN, MoneroMash, almagest 00:00:00 Russiagate 00:04:36 Citing sources 00:09:25 Big Balls attacked in DC 00:17:25 Epstein files found? 00:20:58 Mystery space rocks and divining rods 00:35:29 WNBA’s dildo problem 00:38:09 Dave gives an update on LTC-MWEB 00:45:18 Dave goes on a rant about commies spurred by a video posted by Ron 01:09:13 Ron covers some basic home appliance maintenance

Dave covers what to look for in a car dash cam and gives some recommendations, Ron tells a work related story about the recent NYC shooter. This episode’s Monero challenge: In the show we mention a secret phrase. Tell us the secret phrase. This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: 3467960, 51b7f7c41f3cf51691af98aa8170fb904737de820cfd8c2b2f677ad7894cea0f This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: inkstain, almagest, RN, MavMcQ, dormouse 00:00:00 Bringing back the loony bins 00:10:21 Dark web programming contest (contest.i2p) 00:12:24 Obama treason? 00:15:16 Growing up in Chicago 00:24:45 Random nonsense 00:50:15 Sydney Sweeney’s genes 00:56:17 Age verification and data leaks 01:03:53 The PELOSI Act 01:12:31 More random nonsense 01:32:03 Dave covers what to look for in a car dash cam and gives some recommendations 01:45:05 Ron tells a work related story about the recent NYC shooter Resources discussed on the show: Wolfbox (https://wolfbox.com/), over-mirror dash cams. Vantrue (https://www.vantrue.com/), windshield attach dash cams.

Ron lists some uses for leftover urine, and Dave laments the loss of the Boy Scouts and other organizations to teach life skills to boys. This episode’s Monero challenge: What will the FBI find when they raid Michelle Obama’s undies drawer? This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: Height: 3462859, af5a549d1801e448e63aa0e1e47edda47407f9592e00f4c3d388e9793bfeb7bc This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: NEET, mentalatrophy, dormouse, almagest, ayn, MavMcQ, MoneroMash 00:00:00 RIP to Ozzy, Hulk, Theo 00:06:38 Senate playing games to prevent Trump appointments? 00:14:44 Will Obama be arrested? 00:33:29 Tornado Cash trial begins 00:39:11 D.A.R.E. 00:45:20 USAID defunding definitely has nothing to do with certain TV shows going away 00:49:40 Dave laments the loss of the Boy Scouts 00:59:47 Ron lists off some uses for your leftover urine

Dave goes over open source software licenses, Ron discusses the various uses for hemp. This episode’s Monero challenge: What should the CEO of Astronomer have done to play it cool when caught having an affair? Video: https://x.com/mattwallace888/status/1945838285261029611 This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: 3457903, 1811f6427dc30f99554565e9af3925634240c22f2417280e05cc91e5ef1f66ae This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: mentalatrophy, MoneroMash, almagest, MavMcQ 00:00:00 Tech CEO busted with his secretary 00:06:53 More Epstein drama 00:17:24 Big Beautiful Bullshit 01:06:25 Edited Epstein surveillance 01:09:13 Supreme Court says states can require websites to demand your ID 01:16:11 Ron goes over the uses for hemp 01:27:14 Dave discusses open source software licenses

Ron reminds you of your rights when in a hospital, Dave covers Litecoin-Mimblewimble. This episode’s Monero challenge: Do you think cloud seeding is responsible for recent floods? Why or why not? This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: 3452845, e397c0c985023b3eb75f7a0af8d221a48358d998ec354aca9a9c89abd0d7eeaa This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: k4r4b3y, Mike GrooveDude, l337, almagest, MoneroMash, MavMcQ, ayn 00:00:00 There is no Epstein List 00:35:44 Douglas Mackey conviction vacated & defense attorney complicity in the system 01:03:58 Cloud seeding & weather anomalies 01:16:01 FDA approves Moderna COVID vaccine for children 01:17:16 Ron gives a quick reminder of your rights when in a hospital 01:19:01 Dave reviews Litecoin Mimblewimble

Dave tells a work story about being hacked, Ron goes over basic fireworks safety. This episode’s Monero challenge: Tell us your favorite Michael Madsen performance. This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: 3447808, 1ce813a022e6f2e99328e2a8984b49613a5891c092d84fb04cf17f3f0920f12e This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: MoneroMash, almagest, midnight, l337, MavMcQ, ayn 00:00:00 Big Beautiful Bill Bullshit 00:37:44 P.Diddy not guilty on major charges 01:04:12 RIP Michael Madsen 01:10:16 A listener sends us a story about police 01:23:55 Dave tells a work story about a time his company got hacked 01:28:45 Ron goes over basic fireworks safety

Ron goes over some A/C maintenance tips, and Dave gives part 2 of the fiat currency scam. This episode’s Monero challenge: What the heck is going on with Meloni in this video? https://x.com/UpdateNews724/status/1938344626722574472 This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: 3442792, 99bb60c836655ffc88265214df945baf0f5ede4768af52836bd83983a9dbabdb This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: almagest, l337, MoneroMash, MavMcQ 00:00:00 Trump attacks Iran 00:17:52 NYC’s next mayor 00:23:48 Los Angeles in shambles 00:35:49 Dave discusses debt as money and the way the modern dollar really works 01:09:53 Ron gives some advice on keeping your A/C running

Dave reveals the scam behind fiat currency, Ron explains how to enrich your soil. This episode’s Monero challenge: What did Macron say to Meloni in this video? https://x.com/cb_doge/status/1934797254520656370 This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: 3437731, 42742cf9cd6f5e095bb3050a3d2a55cc65547ebf28dc16e897c59461225f3aba This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: MoneroMash, almagest, MavMcQ, ayn 00:00:00 Hypocrites in Congress 00:05:05 Solving problems without taxes 00:07:53 Middle East wars 00:14:14 Eating ze bugz 00:22:07 More hypocrites in Congress 00:26:27 Random nonsense 00:35:06 Dave gives part 1 of the fiat currency scam 00:53:42 Ron explains how to enrich your soil Resources discussed on the show: Las Vegas Worm Farm (https://lasvegaswormfarm.com), resources on enriching your soil.

Ron tells a work story ironically related to Dave’s topic, which is advice on crypto self custody. This episode’s Monero challenge: In the show we mention a secret phrase. Tell us the secret phrase. This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: 3432670, be2d62c3a4b35b678fbaca93224d0f811909753ef7367d8daaf4a3c7790a4879 This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: almagest, MoneroMash, MavMcQ 00:00:00 Mexico wants their land back 00:02:38 LA riots 00:11:43 Maryland Man back in the USA 00:16:36 Gavin Newsom’s tax plan 00:19:36 Why California wants so many illegals 00:27:08 Rand Paul and the BBB 00:32:38 Random nonsense 00:56:08 Dave gives some advice on crypto self custody 01:05:36 Ron tells a work story involving murder & a possible treasure trove of crypto

Dave teaches about a cool way to protect your website without CAPTCHAs, Ron teaches about car alternators. This episode’s Monero challenge: In the show we mention a secret phrase. Tell us the secret phrase. This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: 3427599, 9f0dd533c772277544554e0c2a598afc6a60dcb46bd05cf6dfa09d4682dffbc9 This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: RN, ardu, cumlord, almagest, delete_data 00:00:00 Is Earth overpopulated? 00:04:33 Tricked again! 00:10:15 New California law to steal your crypto 00:16:05 Why people lean towards conspiracies 00:30:59 The Fed and interest rates 00:41:32 Elon and Trump breaking up? 00:59:24 Dave teaches about proof of work CAPTCHAs 01:05:32 Ron teaches about car alternators Resources discussed on the show: go-away (https://git.gammaspectra.live/git/go-away), an open source, self-hosted proof of work CAPTCHA.

Ron teaches some valuable tips when training your dog, Dave tells some work horror stories that illustrate the importance of sanitizing inputs. This episode’s Monero challenge: Get on I2P. Go to http://guessthesong.i2p. Submit a song by following the instructions on the site. This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: 3422606, 0425b83a92d353fa9ce0f854716f79eb934a2b1918bb4b6d5bc09ba0503a6e79 This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: almagest, MavMcQ, RN 00:00:00 Musical sell-outs 00:05:57 Media funding schemes and scams 00:19:52 Elon leaving DOGE 00:23:48 No more pennies 00:30:54 Time traveling trucks? 00:33:10 Random nonsense 00:44:18 AI image game on the dark web! 00:47:41 Dave tells some work horror stories 00:56:42 Ron gives some valuable tips when training your dog

Dave gives a quick primer on Docker and why you should consider it for making and sharing apps, while Ron talks about the interactions of food and plastics. This episode’s Monero challenge: What was your favorite George Wendt performance, BESIDES Norm from Cheers? This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: 3417567, 0b13f6ac9b7079c4b19c2abe990d61a46572af8741e3d72f7ce36e91b976540e This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: dormouse, almagest, MoneroMash, MavMcQ, ayn 00:00:00 8647 00:08:07 Potential mass shooter in Vegas taken down 00:13:10 Habeas corpus 00:18:11 AI videos 00:28:02 Marco Rubio spitting fire in Congress 00:34:48 Forced reset triggers & bees 00:46:09 Dan Bongino on Epstein 00:53:38 Dave gives a quick primer on Docker 01:03:42 RIP George Wendt 01:04:37 Biden’s secret cancer 01:07:12 Ron talks about the interaction between food and plastic and a new lawsuit to keep track of Resources discussed on the show: Docker (https://www.docker.com/), an open source tool for containerizing applications.

Ron goes over prepping your home for the coming summer heat, and Dave explains the deal with Tari and merge mining it alongside Monero. This episode’s Monero challenge: Tell us what decentralized apps you want to see built on Tari. This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: 3412557, a2fa1b301a8f0a3b702627694a259c836d7b024403f97cf5d2f7a75e66ec2af3 This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: MavMcQ, MoneroMash, ayn 00:00:00 Little Diddy news (with Jack & Diane) 00:06:42 Court rules Let’s Go Brandon is illegal in schools 00:11:27 South African refugees 00:27:03 Trump and drug prices 00:34:05 Congresspeople attacking ICE agents 00:40:36 Trump’s golden pager 00:42:10 Trump’s new airplane 00:50:21 Derek Chauvin and the real intent behind pardon claims 00:56:36 Dave explains Tari and merge mining it with Monero 01:04:16 Ron goes over prepping your home for the coming summer heat Resources discussed on the show: Tari (https://tari.com/), a new decentralized smart contract crypto that can be merge mined with Monero.

The duo interview paranoia_machinery from The Outlaw Crypto Podcast about CBDCs, conspiracy theories, and more. This episode’s Monero challenge: Tell us paranoia_machinery’s Monero address. This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash: N/A This episode’s Monero winner candidate list: N/A 00:00:00 Influencers and politicians blue-balling us 00:14:33 Cabinet members using fake, compromised Signal clients 00:16:18 What’s really going on in China? 00:18:41 Tari crypto launch 00:21:31 Interview with paranoia_machinery

Scanning the Dark Web This episode’s Monero challenge: Join the postman I2P IRC server, join #scanners, and say you are there for the Monero giveaway. Answers to last week’s Monero challenge: First photo: Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal. Second Photo: Toto - Africa This episode’s Monero winner height & blockhash (2nd photo only): 3402475, c6b8c91a13aca822e6f17e3c6385043b50a18abad8dc1aba131ce2be2b50162c This episode’s Monero winner candidate list (2nd photo only): MavMcQ, MoneroMash 00:00:00 Ireland nukes India and Pakistan 00:02:26 Did Big Mike slip up? 00:04:11 El Salvador yet again 00:10:42 The White-Guy-Whisperer 00:12:36 Some weird California sex crime law? 00:19:42 YouTube peanut gallery embarrassing itself 00:36:59 Helicopter crash black box released 00:39:08 What did HHS secretary Becerra actually say about kids? 00:48:35 Random nonsense 01:02:00 Dave talks about his dark web scanning project