Bedtime Stories to Bore You Asleep from Sleep With Me

Scooter takes a ride in the dreamboat to see some herons and process out on old birdsong lane.You can listen to the Science of Happiness episode here.This is an on-location episode and is a little looser. Some noises (nature, animals, cars) might not be sleepy for all listeners.Grab those bird sounds here and add some words to the SWM word randomizer!The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With MeThis episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.Show Artwork by Emily TatGoing through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleepAQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEPAIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEPTALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep.  Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

A double sized celebration of all things autumn where gourds get the love they deserve.The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With MeThis episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.Show Artwork by Emily TatGoing through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleepAQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEPAIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEPTALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep.  Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

An adventure towards the ordinary reaches a conclusion for now as analog media will rewind all the way to dreamland where all will be well.The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With MeThis episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.Show Artwork by Emily TatGoing through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleepAQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEPAIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEPTALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep.  Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

When you dream of Will Ferrell at a wedding you know things are going to work out well.Robert’s dream is reminiscent of “Newhart” S2 E17: “Kirk Ties One On”. And the events of his past week bear a striking resemblance to “The Bob Newhart Show” S2 E17: “The Modernization of Emily”The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With MeThis episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.Show Artwork by Emily TatGoing through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleepAQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEPAIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEPTALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep.  Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

A sleepy read is shipped of a few letters home of friendship with Victor and in the future Frankie.This is a sleepified reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. I’ve done my best to make it boring, but there are some unavoidable mentions of the Big Farm, science, and religion. It may not be sleepy for all listeners. You can hear the full series by subscribing to Sleep With Me Plus. Start a free 7 day trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With MeThis episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.Show Artwork by Emily TatGoing through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleepAQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEPAIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEPTALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep.  Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices