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Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

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Welcome to Secret Mum Club with Sophiena, the ultimate space for all mums to share their secrets. Whether it’s something silly or serious, this is your anonymous haven to get things off your chest. Because let’s face it, we’re all in this together. Join content creator Sophiena and her fabulous co-host Emma Jones, who keeps things lively and uncovers your stories and secrets. 


To get your secret read out on the podcast, email hello@secretmumpod.com, find us on other platforms here - https://audioalways.lnk.to/secretmumpodSN and like any good secret tell all your friends about us!


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The Curtain Confusion

The Curtain Confusion

2026-02-1221:38

The ladies have been keeping a secret, but all is finally revealed… There’s an update from Kelsey on managing her twins’ cot chaos, plus the ladies receive expert advice from a listener on handling mischievous toddlers. And one family’s brand new curtains lead to a very unfortunate (and very sweary) mispronunciation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Makeup Disaster

The Makeup Disaster

2026-02-1059:00

Sophiena shares the humbling moment Dottie brutally reviewed her makeup (and didn’t hold back), while Emma navigates birthday party politics at Joseff's new school. Plus, a heartwarming message from a single dad who took the leap into adoption, and an unfortunate itchy legs incident. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Forbidden Foods

The Forbidden Foods

2026-02-0521:17

Soph and Emma help a soon-to-be mum struggling with the long list of foods you’re not allowed to eat during pregnancy. Plus, the Correspondence Corner returns with messages for a listener whose family refuses to call her an aunty. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Sink Sucker

The Sink Sucker

2026-02-0301:08:37

Soph and Emma rally around a single mum worrying she’s doing everything wrong, and a listener panicking about the arrival of baby number three. There's an unforgettable beachside poo story, and Chrissy gets caught doing something truly unhygienic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Itchy Legs Baby!

The Itchy Legs Baby!

2026-01-2927:35

The ladies have heard back from the one and only Itchy Legs family with some very exciting news! Soph and Emma marvel at all the baby name inspiration from listeners, and try to help one mum survive bedtime mayhem with mischievous twins. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Midnight Quavers

The Midnight Quavers

2026-01-2748:32

Renley's midnight escape ends in a shocking kitchen discovery, Emma questions whether Joseff needs a hearing test or is simply tuning her out, and one mum’s most private possession is accidentally exposed by her grown-up son. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Fishy Fiasco

The Fishy Fiasco

2026-01-2219:06

Soph’s prayers are answered when a listener from across the pond gets in touch about their little one picking up Britishisms after binge-watching Peppa Pig. There are two new (and very memorable) additions to the Secret Mum Club gallery, and one listener shares a childhood secret involving a zoo queue, an unfortunate smell, and a brutally honest 11-year-old. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Biscuit Choke

The Biscuit Choke

2026-01-2058:43

Sophiena shares how trying to help her niece swallow tablets ended in a full-blown biscuit-choking disaster. Emma’s been busy schmoozing with other parents at Joseff’s school, and a potty-training wee goes very publicly wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Talking Toddlers

The Talking Toddlers

2026-01-1523:53

The first word discussion continues as the ladies receive a batch of weird and wonderful baby words and phrases, some more PC than others. Plus, one mum is in desperate need of respite after a nightmare house move that’s landed her and the kids back at mum and dad’s. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Potty Mouth Era

The Potty Mouth Era

2026-01-1301:04:14

There are a few potty-mouthed babies this week, as Soph shares Renley’s new favourite word and a listener reveals their toddler’s hilarious mispronunciation. Soph and Emma also discuss co-sleeping doubts, and hear from a listener whose sister may have crossed the line by stealing her baby name. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Soph and Emma catch up on the festive period, with Soph having a big realisation about 2026 and Emma sharing her wild New Year’s Eve. Plus, the ladies hear from an expectant mum, and a listener whose little one has finally said “mummy”. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Sophiena's officially become a Soccer Mom, enthusiastically chanting on the sidelines. Emma has had to deal with acidic poos whilst Steffan was on a golf trip. Soph’s secret of the week involves the class bear going on a bigger, much longer adventure than had been intended, but at least his autumn look was on point. Plus, one listener shares her daughter's solution if you don’t have a plaster for a cut, just use a tampon!PS This episode was recorded before Emma’s amazing news, more on that in future episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The news is officially out there, and we've had some amazing messages from you about Sophiena's pregnancy! You've also been in touch with some big secrets this week, with one mum Googling what to do with a baby when you need a number two, and another being told she has a certain stinky body part! As always Sophiena brings us her secret of the week, which requires listener discretion for all brownie lovers out there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Happy 2026!

Happy 2026!

2026-01-0102:07

The ladies have popped up to wish us a Happy New Year! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Tupperware Elf

The Tupperware Elf

2025-12-2515:15

Merry Christmas, Secret Mum Clubbers! Here’s an extra-special festive treat, featuring terrible cracker jokes, a Christmas Eve baby, and a very naughty elf. 🎄 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Baby Monitor Santa

The Baby Monitor Santa

2025-12-2352:15

Christmas chaos has hit as Soph falls out of the loft, one listener causes some Santa-based trauma (listener discretion advised 👀), and Emma shares some questionable bog brush opinions. There are surprise appearances during festive games, and the discovery of a tiny baby Jesus in the wild. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Present Hunter

The Present Hunter

2025-12-1830:39

A listener shares a cautionary tale about snooping for presents, and why it pays to be very specific when asking for gifts. One mum’s heartfelt update after two years has Soph and Emma reflecting on their own postpartum days, and the ladies debate whether moving schools for just one year is really worth it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Musical Beds

The Musical Beds

2025-12-1649:49

From co-sleeping and separate bedrooms to toddlers who always end up back in mum’s bed, Soph and Emma reassure one listener that “musical beds” is just part of early parenthood. Plus, festive overwhelm, food struggles with three-year-olds, and a clock-changing mum hack that might just change your life! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The First Word Fib

The First Word Fib

2025-12-1127:11

Soph and Emma are reacting to a listener's sneaky fib to her partner about their baby's first word... which gets them started on whether first words are an indicator for further down the line. Plus, we revisit Emma's trip out with her ex - but who's right, Soph, or Emma? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Paris Poonami

The Paris Poonami

2025-12-0901:00:10

Soph’s just got back from an unforgettable trip to Paris… but not for the reasons you might think! Renley had a full-blown restaurant poonami, while Dottie spent the trip bonding with her new Parisian “friend.” Meanwhile, Emma brings your secrets to the table, from surviving the first-trimester slog to reclaiming night-time itchy-leg time, and the things we really shouldn’t say in front of the kids. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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