Dan and James Give it a Go

The boys invite comedian Maanadh ono the pod to come up with their own Shonen Anime.

Our boys come up with the BEST fringe show of all time and discuss their experiences during their first visit to Europe's biggest arts festival. What a bunch of losers. Instagrams: James Surgeoner @jamessurgeoner Daniel Lukas @theonlyfunnygerman

Inspired by Survivor, Leonardo Da Vinci, Sigmund Freud and Machiavelli, the boys create their own reality TV show in which contestants survive a medieval siege. Sounds exciting? Just wait for them to mess it up. We also talk about Mr. Beast.

Dan and James sit out in their garden and discuss what a perfect video game would be like for them. Also joining is comedian Aaron Mac, who they found asleep on their furniture. This can only be a wild ride, so strap in and prepare your ear-holes for penetration.

The boys use their white privilege in order to solve the world's most evil prejudice: Racism. Through appreciating outstanding individuals of every race, they unite the world into a massive Kumbaya! Instagram: Daniel Lukas @theonlyfunnygerman James Surgeoner @jamessurgeoner

Politics. Another topic our protagonists are entirely clueless about.  Will that stop them from discussing it at length? Absolutely not. We discuss the recent EU elections as well as local Cork City Council results. Yup the lads.

Our hosts discuss their relationship with the Anime Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z in the wake of Akira Toriyama's death. This was recorded before Episode 1, so excuse the audio issues. Rest in Power Akira Toriyama, thanks for raising us.

The boys plan their first big heist. Their biggest crime is this podcast, but they are planning something nearly as heinous as this audio-visual assault on polite society. Dive into a scheme which features bikes, McDonalds vouchers and Cash Converters.

The two nerds sit down and let their ADHD run wild with ideas for the next super-powered human to capture the public's hearts. Enjoy this episode with a cup of delusion and the sounds of Stan Lee turning in his grave. We also discuss MF Doom for 2 seconds.

Our boys collaborate with another much funnier podcast, the Chancer Diaries, in order to build the best pub/bouncy castle business of all time. Maybe if this works out they can finally stop bothering the world with their podcasts and work a real job. 

Vietnamese Comedian Nghia Mai joins the guys as they discuss the best way to make the whole globe submit to their will. This is the episode for megalomaniacs, supervillains or anyone else similarly goal-oriented. Come and listen as we unite this world under one banner and rule it with an iron fist. All hypothetical of course. Follow us on Instagram: Nghia Mai - @nmaicomedy Daniel Lukas - @theonlyfunnygerman James Surgeoner - @jamessurgeroner

You know who's opinion on the biggest Hip-Hop beef of the century we need? Two comedians living in Europe. I'm sure both Drake and Kendrick will be listening to this episode to get the most anticipated outlook on the culture. I don't know why they recorded this, pure hubris or an attempt to be cool maybe? Anyways, listen to the disstracks, they are much better than this podcast.

The boys are extremely uninformed about Irish history and culture, but still attempt to fill an hour with their nonsense. Lean back with a cold sip of flat 7Up and enjoy as they discuss moving to Ireland, Irish culture and how gas it is. Also featuring our first ever Jack Segment!

What's worse, the end of the world or having to listen to this podcast? Well, today you can get both in the same package! Our boys discuss 4 potential ways the world could end and then rank them in order of their favourites. Why would any apocalyptic event be someone's favourite? Because James and Dan are clinically addicted to treating everything as a joke and can't treat these situations with the appropriate gravitas due to their peanut-sized brains. We also talk about Left 4 Dead 2.

The 2 rascals reminisce about their time in German and American school. James recounts all his schoolyard fights and Dan remembers his Nintendo games getting stolen. It's truly spine-tingling stuff. This is our first episode recorded and produced by musician Emmo, give him a follow @emmomusic.

The boys have their first visitor, comedian Chris McShane, who promptly makes fun of their podcast and shatters any self-confidence they might have build. Watch as a long standing friendship is tested under the pressure of a third person coming in and upsetting our intrinsic darwinian social dynamics. We also talk about Yu-Gi-OH and stuff.

The boys talk all things drugs. Real edgy stuff. They create a tier-list of the best drugs and also talk about James' latest trip to Ayahuasca-ville. It seems like nobody has told them that talking about drugs doesn't make you any cooler. 

The two boys try to open up to each other and talk moving to a new country, how they met and starting out in Stand-Up Comedy together.  This might sound interesting, but our incapable hosts are sure to mess that up. Just don't expect anything too gripping, it's promising to be mildly entertaining at best.

Our heroes attempt to explain the concept of podcasting to an unsuspecting audience. This can only go wrong.  No animals were harmed in the making of this episode (no guarantee on the next one).