I Never Liked You

Sooo the Beckhams are in some drama. Brooklyn is stirring the pot, and they aren't saying anything. Find out everything right here, right now with drama correspondent Nick Smith!!!! Upside has given back $1 Billion dollars to its users. To find out how much you could earn, Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code INLY to get an extra 25 cents back for every gallon on your first tank of gas. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Nicks next show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1981905733400?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we finally talk HEATED RIVALRY! ENJOY! Right now, go to https://GREENCHEF.com/inlygraza and use code inlygraza to get started with 50% off Green Chef + FREE Graza Olive Oil Set in your 2nd and 3rd boxes. Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We hung out with Marie & Syd and we just chatted about whatever came up! We hope you guys enjoy! Head to FactorMeals dot com slash inly50off and use code inly50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 00:00 Gossiping 04:26 America’s Next Top Model 09:00 Tyra’s New Hot Ice Cream 12:41 Nick’s Arby’s Story 15:34 Going to the Olive Garden 20:39 2026 Resolutions 25:01 Seeing Wicked Together 31:08 Seeing It 31:43 Jurassic World 32:53 Getting a Call from Greta 34:24 Hanging Out with Mean People 36:39 Playing Mafia Together 40:38 Using ChatGPT to Find a Man 48:07 Sydney Buys a New Hat (It Did Not Go as Planned) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We regretfully went to go see the new Avatar movie so that we could review it for you all. Annnnddddddddddddddd it was not our favrotie you could say. Matteo wanted to leave but Nick made him stick it out. We have so many thoughts about this dam movie. Enjoy! Secure your online data TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/INLY. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nick's Show on January 20th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1979344337195 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, we reflect on our 2025 resolutions and work on making our 2026 resolutions! Will we stick to them? Will Nick remember the dates he goes on this year? The world may never know! Upside has given back $1 Billion dollars to its users. To find out how much you could earn, Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code INLY to get an extra 25 cents back for every gallon on your first tank of gas. Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou Go to https://BUYRAYCON.com/INLY to get 20% off everything. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Matteo on Tour Worldwide 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Its the most wonderful time of year and no better way to spend it then to hear Nick and Matteo yap about the Holidays. In this episode, we discuss Nick getting ripped off at the Christmas Markets, horrible people on flights, and the origins of Christmas. Enjoy!! Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU Go to https://quince.com/inly for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Matteo on Tour Worldwide 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 #INeverLikedYouPodcast #Episode100 #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ViralClips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We made it to 100 episodes, so this week we’re celebrating by looking back at our most viral clips — the moments that escaped the podcast and fully took on a life of their own. We break down what was happening behind the scenes, why these moments connected, and how accidentally saying the wrong thing at the right time can haunt you forever on the internet. Thank you for watching, listening, clipping, sharing, and sticking with us for 100 episodes. We genuinely couldn’t do this without you. Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU Go to https://buyraycon.com/INLY to save on Raycon audio products sitewide. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Matteo on Tour Worldwide 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 #INeverLikedYouPodcast #Episode100 #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ViralClips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we’re joined by Monét X Change to talk about missing vacations, missed hangouts, and what life is like when you’re constantly on the move. We also get into her time on Survivor — plus plenty more chaos along the way. Check out our new merch here! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU Shop Mint Unlimited Plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/INLY. Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft Catch Matteo on Tour Worldwide! 🎟️ Tickets: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #MonetXChange #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Survivor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talked all about our trip to London — from an afternoon tea mishap to sightseeing and Matteo’s comedy show. We also learned which foods are banned there… and how Dunkin’ fully betrayed Nick overseas. Check out our new merch here! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Exclusive $45-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/inly Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft Catch Matteo on Tour Worldwide! 🎟️ Tickets: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #London #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #AfternoonTea #Dunkin 00:00 Check Out Our New Merch! 00:47 We Went to London! 04:18 Nick’s First Time in London! 05:23 We Did Afternoon Tea 08:31 Dunkin’ Disappoints Nick 09:33 Foods That Are Banned in the UK but Not the US 14:34 Driving on the Other Side 19:12 Mimicking Accents 20:31 Nick Does Squidward 22:39 Food Banned in the UK but Not the US 25:17 What Do We Think of London? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we put our geography knowledge to the test — and it went about as well as you’d expect. Matteo tries to keep things serious while Nick confidently guesses wrong more times than we can count. To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/inly Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #GeographyQuiz #Trivia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was. Visit https://plannedparenthood.org/defend Ready to say yes to saying no? Make the switch at https://mintmobile.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Halloween #Kennywood #RollerCoaster 00:00 We talk to a real scientist today 05:31 Do people have basic science knowledge? 09:49 We can’t believe you’re here 10:45 What’s up with Pluto? 13:33 Why Pluto isn’t a planet 25:12 Neil drops a funny joke 35:50 Nick is a Pluto believer 38:26 New comet we saw? 42:53 Pluto has a tail? 49:08 Nick wants to know about black holes 54:32 What happens if you fall into a black hole? 59:59 Nick’s last questions 01:04:03 Is the sun going to die? 01:10:20 Nick not understanding clouds Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was. To  get 15% off your next gift, go to https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/inly Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Halloween #Kennywood #RollerCoaster 00:00 Intro 05:18 Halloween 05:55 Nick’s Must-See Halloween Movies 09:18 Kennywood 12:07 Nick on Rollercoasters 21:23 When Was the Victorian Era? 24:14 Do We Like Halloween? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We ran through some hot topics this week: male NFL cheerleaders, the Crumbl CEO being outed, Lil Nas X drama, an American woman getting pickpocketed abroad, and of course… Snoop Dogg. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #HotTopics #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #LilNasX #SnoopDogg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we attempted something shocking: being nice to each other. No roasts, no chaos (well… almost). Enjoy it while it lasts, because this might be the nicest we’ll ever be. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!⁠https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #TheNicestWe’llEverBe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We put ourselves in some of the wildest, most impossible scenarios to see how we’d actually survive. From skydiving hostages to oil rigs, penguin duty, cults, and accidentally sending spicy texts to our moms… nothing is off-limits. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #TryingToSurvive #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ImpossibleScenarios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talked about dieting, cooking meals, and what actually gets you motivated to get in shape. Matteo shares how he kicked off his fitness journey, and Nick brings up a new Taco Bell item that’s keeping him just a little off track — but it’s worth it. 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Dieting #TacoBell #Fitness Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We put our knowledge of Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang to the test — and let’s just say it didn’t go well. From “rizz” to “skibidi,” we’re officially out of touch. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #GenZ #GenAlpha #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Slang 00:00 Do We Know Gen Z & Gen Alpha Slang? 02:01 How Will We Do? 03:29 Bet 04:30 No Cap 06:34 Bussin 08:41 Sigma 10:11 Lowkey 13:58 Skibidi 15:13 Ohio 17:01 Ratio 17:45 Lobbied 20:19 Shook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We went through a bunch of old TV shows to decide which ones were actually good… and which ones were just nostalgia lying to us. From classics to forgotten flops, nothing was safe. 🎟️ NYC! Nicks next live show “Hear Me Out” is 10/15. Get your tickets now! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1721311833029 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #OldTVShows #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #OverratedOrUnderrated 00:00 Rating Old TV Shows 00:07 Friends 01:07 Seinfeld 02:44 King of Queens 03:28 Will & Grace 04:00 Frasier 04:49 Everybody Loves Raymond 05:33 Boy Meets World 06:34 Step By Step 06:55 Full House 09:48 Sister, Sister 10:32 The X-Files 11:59 ER 12:11 Touched by an Angel 12:28 Gilmore Girls 13:34 All That 14:43 That’s So Raven 15:49 In Living Color 16:31 SNL 16:43 The Sopranos 17:48 The Office 19:16 Arrested Development 19:18 30 Rock 20:16 Parks and Recreation 20:33 How I Met Your Mother 20:38 Two and a Half Men 21:03 The Big Bang Theory 21:25 Lost 21:27 24 21:29 House 21:31 Grey’s Anatomy 22:17 Prison Break 22:21 American Idol Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We read some of the meanest comments people have written about us — but let’s be real, most of them were roasting Nick. Consider this our roast episode. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we’re handing out advice to our listeners. From life questions to messy situations, we tried our best… but don’t say we didn’t warn you. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale! https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎟️ Come see Nick's live monthly show in Brooklyn September 17th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1564770042319?aff=ebdssbdestsearch 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #AdvicePodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith 00:00 Intro 00:36 How Do I Find Love 01:52 How Do I Deal With Crazy Italian Mother-In-Law 03:14 My Friends Keep Cancelling Because They Are Hungover 04:07 I Love To Be Around Other People But They Piss Me Off 06:23 I Always Date Hot Jerks 07:12 How Do I Get My Mother-In-Law To Stop Posting Unflattering Photos Of Me 08:13 I'm Not Gonna See The Wicked Movie 09:38 My BF Wants A Cat, I Don’t 10:28 Exploring My Sexuality 12:02 How To Get People To Stop Talking About AI 13:58 Stressing About College 14:48 Eating Kiwi With Skin On? 15:38 How To Tell Someone They Are Not Good At Their Job 20:42 My Crush Is Outdoorsy And I Am Not 21:38 How Can I Stop Being Such A Sexy Ass Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices