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Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude

Author: Richard Chelson and Bryan Goodwin

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This show is about two grumpy vets and a duuude who became friends and have been talking once a week for the last 4 or 5 years. These conversations result in many rabbit holes being chased. Finally, in our infinite wisdom, we decided to share this with you. To let you know that you can find someone to talk to about anything and still maintain your manly attitude.

This show will talk about real subjects and real life, if that offends you, then change the channel. We are Podcast 2.0 compliant using the value-for-value model. So take a break and listen to 2 Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, solve the world's problems...and get nowhere!
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This week on Two Grumpy Vets, I sit down with Bryan and the Duuude for a meandering, laugh-out-loud catch‑up that runs from ham radio projects to hot rods, road rage, and real talk on military standards. We kick off with Rich’s Mississippi antenna build, WebSDR 101, and Raspberry Pi tinkering, then veer into highway headaches, CDL enforcement stories, and prep for Mississippi’s massive Cruisin’ the Coast car week. From gassers at the strip to shade-hunting curbside strategy, we map out our plan to soak in 10,000+ rides. We pivot into a serious segment on the state of the U.S. military, leadership, PT standards, and why tough love matters—grounded in our own experiences from smoking soldiers to the heavy burden of casualty notifications. We wind down with windshield woes, Jeep mods, old-money rabbit holes, urban legends, and book talk—Stephen King, Truman Capote, and the Amarillo-set Bomb City—before closing with our value‑for‑value invite and listener shout‑outs. If you like shop talk, service talk, and a little life talk, grab a seat in the garage and hang with us.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
In this week’s Two Grumpy Vets (and the Duuude), we kick back for a sprawling, funny, and surprisingly heartfelt hang. We start with life updates and a beloved dog named Bella, then meander into cooking wins (breakfast casseroles, 7-Up cake, and vintage church cookbooks), the Mandela Effect, and a triumphant return to roller skating—complete with hard vs. soft wheels and sore muscles. From there, we free-range into civil discourse, free speech, news fatigue, and how to stay grounded: focus on living well, learning openly, and disagreeing without being disagreeable. We also riff on podcast stats, listener shoutouts from around the world, and the joy of making a show that feels like three friends on a porch at sunset, solving (and laughing at) the world’s problems together.Expect humor, a few spicy takes, a dose of faith and history chat, and a reminder that friendship, curiosity, and a good casserole can go a long way.Email Us:Rich-- mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
Getting Across Ron's Crack

Getting Across Ron's Crack

2025-09-2202:33:38

In this week’s Two Grumpy Vets, the three of us catch up on real life: gaming detours (Fortnite, Helldivers, Mortal Kombat), home projects gone sideways (garage chaos and armored soffit vents vs. ninja squirrels), and shop talk from roofing to ham radio antennas. We wander through cooking adventures (DIY mixers, homemade rolls, bacon pancake bakes, Amish onion fritters), dog shenanigans (Bella’s water-bowl rebellion and Jeep-key sprints), and the never‑ending battle of fast‑food prices. We also get candid about heavy family matters—trauma bonds, safety plans, and choosing patience over vengeance—while reminding each other why conversations, humor, and friendship matter. We wrap with a quick explainer on our value‑for‑value model, how to send in feedback, and an open invite to share topics you want us to tackle next—whether it’s outdoor stories, gear talk, life stuff, or why stroking corn really is just buttering cobs.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
My Therapist Says...

My Therapist Says...

2025-09-1502:40:38

In this episode of Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, the hosts dive into a lively discussion about the challenges and humorous aspects of daily life, from dealing with broken partials and internet upgrades to the complexities of modern relationships. Bryan shares a personal story about his daughter's tumultuous relationship, highlighting the manipulative behaviors of narcissistic partners and the importance of recognizing red flags. The conversation also touches on the resilience required to navigate life's unexpected hurdles and the value of maintaining strong family bonds.The hosts also explore broader societal issues, such as the impact of government policies on housing and the economy, and the role of education in shaping future generations. They discuss the importance of critical thinking and the need for individuals to take responsibility for their actions and decisions. Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain their signature blend of humor and candidness, offering listeners a mix of personal anecdotes, social commentary, and thought-provoking insights.Email Us:Rich-- mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan-- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
In this lively episode of "Two Grumpy Vets and a Dude," Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude gather to share their unique perspectives on intentional living, social commentary, and the quirks of daily life. The conversation kicks off with humorous anecdotes about pets, yard work, and the challenges of keeping up with energetic dogs. The trio delves into the intricacies of gaming, reminiscing about classic arcade games and discussing the evolution of gaming consoles. They also touch on the peculiarities of modern technology, including AI and the latest trends in gaming.The discussion takes a turn towards more serious topics as the hosts explore issues like property taxes, the housing market, and the complexities of political discourse. They share candid opinions on the state of the world, touching on subjects like immigration, government policies, and the influence of big corporations. The episode wraps up with a light-hearted look at hobbies, from model trains to cooking experiments, and a reminder of the value-for-value model that keeps the podcast ad-free and listener-supported. Join the conversation for a mix of humor, insight, and a touch of grumpiness.Email Us:Rich-- mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
Unqualified Opinions

Unqualified Opinions

2025-08-2502:45:43

In this lively episode of "Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude," we dive into a myriad of topics with our signature blend of humor and candid commentary. We kick off with a light-hearted discussion about the nuances of button mashing versus button pushing, and the technical hiccups that sometimes accompany our live recordings. The conversation then shifts to the quirks of pet ownership, particularly dealing with dogs during thunderstorms, and the various solutions like thunder shirts and earmuffs that can help calm our furry friends.As the episode progresses, we tackle more serious subjects, including the challenges of homelessness and the societal structures that contribute to it. We explore the complexities of poverty, the role of government assistance, and the importance of personal responsibility. The discussion also touches on the evolving landscape of video games, the impact of social commentary in gaming, and the nostalgia of classic arcade games. Throughout the episode, we maintain a balance of humor and thoughtful discourse, ensuring an engaging experience for our listeners.Email Us:Rich-- mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
In this episode, we dive into the joys and challenges of pet ownership, sharing stories about our dogs and their quirky behaviors. From Bella's calm demeanor despite her stray beginnings to Rain's lap dog tendencies, we explore the unique personalities of our furry friends. We also touch on the humorous and sometimes frustrating aspects of training and living with pets, including Bella's unexpected encounters with a stray cat and her aversion to vacuum cleaners.We also reminisce about our military experiences, discussing the camaraderie and challenges faced during service. From the strict routines and unexpected responsibilities to the humorous anecdotes of military life, we reflect on how these experiences have shaped us. The conversation shifts to the importance of finding trustworthy mechanics and the value of honest work, highlighting personal stories of car repairs and the search for reliable service. Join us for a candid and entertaining discussion on life, pets, and the lessons learned along the way.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
In this lively episode of "Two Grumpy Vets," hosts Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude gather to share their unique blend of humor and social commentary. The conversation meanders through a variety of topics, from the intricacies of oilfield DOT laws to the quirks of driving regulations and the challenges of modern technology. The trio also delves into personal anecdotes, discussing everything from childhood memories of riding bikes and getting stitches to the joys and frustrations of pet ownership. The episode is a testament to the camaraderie and banter that defines their friendship, offering listeners a glimpse into the everyday lives of three veterans navigating the complexities of the world.As the discussion unfolds, the hosts touch on broader societal issues, including the impact of technology on social interactions and the evolving landscape of media and entertainment. They reflect on the cultural shifts that have occurred over the years, sharing their thoughts on everything from classic movies and TV shows to the changing nature of public spaces and community gatherings. Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain a light-hearted and engaging tone, inviting listeners to join them in their exploration of life's many facets, all while emphasizing the importance of friendship and open dialogue.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
In this episode of "Two Grumpy Vets," hosts Bryan, Rich, and The Duuude engage in a lively discussion about a variety of topics, ranging from personal anecdotes to social commentary. The conversation kicks off with a humorous exchange about dental visits and the challenges of dealing with dentures. The hosts then delve into a critique of modern advertising and societal reactions to commercials, highlighting the absurdity of public outrage over trivial matters. The discussion takes a turn towards politics, as the hosts express their views on the current state of political affairs, touching on topics like socialism and government inefficiencies.The episode also features a segment on personal experiences with weather phenomena, including near-miss lightning strikes and the awe-inspiring power of storms. The hosts share their thoughts on the potential for alien life, sparked by recent news of a mysterious interstellar object. Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain their signature blend of humor and candidness, offering listeners a mix of entertainment and thought-provoking insights. As always, the show concludes with a reminder of the value-for-value model, encouraging listeners to support the podcast in various ways.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
In this episode of Two Grumpy Vets, Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude dive into a lively discussion about the trials and tribulations of vehicle maintenance, sharing personal stories about brake line issues and steering stabilizer shocks. They also touch on the challenges of dealing with unexpected weather conditions and the peculiarities of road rage incidents involving truck drivers. The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as they reminisce about the music icons of their youth, including the recent passing of Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan, and the impact of legendary figures like Nikola Tesla on modern technology.The hosts also explore the societal changes brought about by technology, discussing the influence of smartphones and AI on human interaction and the decline of traditional social skills. They reflect on the importance of community and personal responsibility in an increasingly digital world. The episode wraps up with a humorous take on the quirks of human behavior and the unpredictable nature of their podcast discussions, inviting listeners to join them in their candid and unfiltered conversations.Email Us:Rich-- mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
It's a Milkbone, Man

It's a Milkbone, Man

2025-07-2102:44:09

In this episode of "Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude," we dive into a lively discussion about the quirks of daily life, from the frustrations of technology updates to the humorous mishaps at the dentist. We share personal stories about the challenges of vehicle maintenance and the unexpected joys of finally getting things sorted out. Our conversation takes a turn into the world of military vehicles, exploring the evolution of Humvees and the implications of electric vehicles in the military. We also touch on the complexities of global politics and the impact of economic policies on countries like China.As the episode unfolds, we explore the intricacies of the fracking industry, sharing firsthand experiences of the demanding work environment and the unique challenges faced by those in the field. We discuss the importance of valuing the services provided by others and the role of capitalism in fostering innovation. The conversation wraps up with a reflection on the importance of staying connected with friends and the value of shared experiences, whether through podcasting or spontaneous adventures. Join us for a candid and entertaining chat that covers a wide range of topics with humor and insight.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
In this episode of Two Grumpy Vets, the hosts dive into a lively discussion about family dynamics, unexpected life changes, and the challenges of parenting adult children. Bryan shares a personal story about his daughter's sudden marriage, which sparks a conversation about family expectations and the complexities of modern relationships. The hosts also touch on the importance of communication and understanding within families, especially when dealing with significant life events.The conversation takes a humorous turn as the hosts discuss everyday life challenges, from cooking mishaps to the quirks of modern technology. They share anecdotes about dealing with unexpected situations, like air leaks in vehicles and the trials of maintaining a household. The episode wraps up with reflections on societal changes and the importance of adapting to new circumstances, all delivered with the hosts' signature blend of humor and candidness.Email Us:Rich-- mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
In this episode of Two Grumpy Vets, join Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude as they dive into a lively discussion filled with humor, personal anecdotes, and a touch of social commentary. The trio shares stories from their daily lives, including the challenges of long-haul driving, the peculiarities of eating habits, and the unexpected adventures that come with owning a Jeep. They also touch on the importance of helping others and the ripple effect of good deeds, all while maintaining their signature grumpy yet entertaining banter.The conversation takes a turn into the realm of movies and pop culture, with mentions of classic films like Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein, as well as a discussion on the evolution of news media and the impact of modern technology on podcasting. The episode wraps up with reflections on the value-for-value model in podcasting, encouraging listeners to engage and support the show in various ways. Tune in for a mix of laughter, nostalgia, and thought-provoking insights from the grumpy vets.Email Us:Rich--mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan--mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
In this episode of Two Grumpy Vets, we dive into a lively discussion about the joys and challenges of cooking, with Bryan sharing his recent kitchen adventures and the humorous mishaps that come with trying new recipes. The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as the hosts reminisce about the music and culture of the 1980s, including a deep dive into the fashion and hairstyles that defined the era. The hosts also touch on the importance of living life intentionally and the value of weekly conversations in building better men.The episode takes a turn towards current events as the hosts discuss the ongoing geopolitical tensions involving Iran and Israel, reflecting on the potential implications of these conflicts. The conversation also touches on the importance of not letting external events disrupt personal peace and the value of focusing on what can be controlled. The episode wraps up with a light-hearted discussion about the quirks of modern life, including the absurdity of warning labels and the nostalgia for simpler times.Email Us:Rich-- mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
In this episode of Two Grumpy Vets, Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude engage in a lively discussion about their daily lives, work experiences, and the quirks of driving trucks. They share humorous anecdotes about dealing with dirty trucks, the frustrations of long drives, and the peculiarities of road etiquette. The conversation takes a turn as they discuss the unexpected sight of snapped telephone poles and the challenges of navigating traffic with governed vehicles. The trio also delves into personal stories, including Rich's upcoming dental procedure and the unique culture of the Amish community.The hosts explore a variety of topics, from the intricacies of podcast production tools like Riverside to the geopolitical tensions between Israel and Iran. They reflect on the resilience of the Amish lifestyle and its health benefits compared to modern living. The episode is peppered with candid opinions on societal issues, the inefficiencies of government systems, and the importance of standing up for one's rights. With a mix of humor, insight, and camaraderie, the hosts provide an engaging and thought-provoking conversation that keeps listeners entertained and informed.Email Us:Rich-- mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
No Seatbelts Required!

No Seatbelts Required!

2025-06-0902:58:31

In this lively episode of "Two Grumpy Vets," hosts Bryan, Rich, and The Duuude gather to share their unique blend of humor and social commentary. The conversation kicks off with a nostalgic look back at the music of the Village People and the quirks of aging rock stars. As they wait for Brian to join, Rich and Dude engage in playful banter about slouching and slacking, setting the tone for a relaxed and humorous discussion. The trio also delves into the intricacies of military life, with a light-hearted jab at the Navy, and reminisce about the good old days of roller skating to classic hits.The episode takes a turn into the technical as the hosts discuss the challenges of maintaining websites, the quirks of old software, and the evolution of technology. Rich shares his struggles with WordPress and the complexities of SEO, while Bryan reflects on the joys and frustrations of playing with early internet tools like Flash and LimeWire. The conversation also touches on the intricacies of driving, from the nuances of truck driving to the peculiarities of traffic laws. As always, the hosts invite listeners to contribute to the show, whether through creative input or financial support, emphasizing the value-for-value model that keeps "Two Grumpy Vets" running.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
In this episode of Two Grumpy Vets, Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude engage in a lively conversation about their daily lives, work schedules, and the intricacies of being a Jeep enthusiast. They share humorous anecdotes about their experiences with Jeeps, including the tradition of 'ducking' other Jeeps, and discuss the upcoming Jeep event in Mississippi. The hosts also delve into various topics such as the challenges of working in the trucking industry, the impact of unions, and the evolving landscape of truck stops across America.The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as they reminisce about the good old days of trucking, the changes in the industry, and the camaraderie among truckers. They also touch upon personal stories, including family dynamics and aspirations, and the importance of living life intentionally. Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain their signature blend of humor and candidness, making for an engaging and entertaining listen.Email Us:Rich--mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan-- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
In this episode of Two Grumpy Vets, Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude gather to share their unique blend of humor and social commentary. They dive into various topics, including the challenges of working night shifts, the intricacies of truck driving regulations, and the quirks of vehicle maintenance. The conversation also touches on the nostalgia of old vehicles, the impact of modern technology on society, and the humorous side of everyday life.The hosts also discuss the complexities of international trade, the effects of tariffs, and the economic dynamics between the U.S. and China. They explore the societal changes over the years, the role of family structures, and the influence of music and culture on behavior. With their usual banter and candid opinions, the episode offers a mix of insightful discussions and light-hearted moments, making it a must-listen for those who enjoy a blend of humor and thoughtful commentary.Email Us:Rich--mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan--mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
In this lively episode of "Two Grumpy Vets," hosts Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude gather for their weekly chat, sharing humorous anecdotes and engaging in thought-provoking discussions. The trio kicks off with a light-hearted exchange about everyday mishaps, like misplaced keys and the challenges of keeping track of daily tasks. As the conversation unfolds, they delve into a hypothetical scenario of being the last person on Earth, exploring the humorous and practical aspects of such a situation. Their banter is filled with laughter and camaraderie, showcasing the importance of friendship and intentional living. The episode takes a deeper turn as the hosts discuss the role of religion in modern society, touching on topics like the Catholic Church, the concept of sainthood, and the interpretation of religious texts. They share personal insights and opinions, reflecting on their own experiences and beliefs. The conversation is candid and unfiltered, embodying the show's commitment to open dialogue and diverse perspectives. Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain a balance of humor and sincerity, making for an engaging and thought-provoking listen.Email Us:Rich--mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan--mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
In this lively episode of 'Two Grumpy Vets,' join Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude as they navigate through a myriad of topics with their signature humor and candidness. The trio kicks off with a humorous exchange about upside-down peaches and pineapples, setting the tone for a conversation that meanders through personal anecdotes, weather updates, and the quirks of everyday life. The hosts share their thoughts on the unpredictability of Mother Nature, the challenges of lawn maintenance, and the peculiarities of human behavior, all while keeping the mood light and engaging.As the episode progresses, the conversation shifts to more serious topics, including the intricacies of vehicle maintenance, the frustrations of dealing with bureaucracy, and the importance of self-reliance. The hosts also touch on societal issues, such as the impact of instant gratification and the need for resilience in challenging times. With a blend of humor and insight, 'Two Grumpy Vets' offers listeners a unique perspective on life's ups and downs, making for an entertaining and thought-provoking listen.Email Us:Rich-- mailto://rchelson@gmail.comBryan-- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 
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