Frangela: Idiot of the Week

This week’s idiots are giving “natural selection meets neighborhood snitchery.” We’ve got tidal trauma, vehicular betrayal, lawn drama, and classroom chaos—and it’s all deeply, stupidly real.First up: a man got obliterated by a wave at Iceland’s deadliest beach. Sir, when the beach is nicknamed “death,” maybe don’t pose for selfies at the edge of the abyss.Then, a driver was run over by their own car. We don’t know how, we don’t know why, but we do know that the car said, “I’m tired of your foolishness.”Next, a Florida woman spent a week in jail over brown grass. Yes, her HOA snitched, and yes, this is why people move to the woods and never come back.And finally, a New Jersey teacher accused of taping a student’s head to a desk has officially given up teaching. We call that “retiring before the lawsuit hits.”So, who will win the crown of Idiot of the Week? Tune in, laugh loud, and judge harder than your HOA president with a clipboard and a grudge.Because this week’s foolishness is high tide, high drama, and high-key ridiculous.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week’s idiots are giving “chaos with a side of lighter fluid.” We’ve got arson, nudity, pest control gone rogue, and a breath mint cover-up that’s not fooling anybody.First up: a woman intentionally starts TWO wildfires just to flirt with firefighters. Ma’am, there are apps for that. Tinder, not timber.Then, a woman tried to kill a cockroach and ended up setting her entire apartment block on fire. It’s giving “Roach 1, Human 0.”Next, a naked woman trashed a Florida restaurant, and honestly? That’s just called Tuesday in Tampa.And finally, a DUI suspect tried to pop breath mints to avoid arrest. Sir, unless those mints come with a time machine, you’re still going to jail.So who will take home the coveted crown of Idiot of the Week? Tune in, laugh loud, and judge harder than your aunt at Thanksgiving.Because the foolishness is fresh, and the fire is literal.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - PodcastAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week’s idiots are throwing hands, throwing tantrums, and throwing all common sense out the window. It’s giving chaotic neutral, it’s giving Florida, and it’s giving somebody call somebody.First up: a man at a Florida Publix decided the best way to settle a dispute was to pummel three people with a metal shelf. Sir, this is a grocery store—not WrestleMania.Then, a drunk man looked at an ambulance and said, “That’s my Uber now.” Spoiler: it was not.Next, a mom turned a plane into a hostage situation because her daughter wasn’t ready to leave. Ma’am, this is Frontier, not daycare.And finally, a woman bought a set of knives and immediately used them to express her feelings. We call that retail therapy gone rogue.Tune in, laugh loud, and judge harder than your grandma at a family reunion. Because the foolishness is fresh, and the title is up for grabs.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Idiot of the Week, the stupid is coming in HOT and heavy—and Frangela is READY!First up, we’ve got a woman who allegedly caused over $1,000 in damages because she was charged ONE dollar for extra sauce. Ma’am. It’s condiments, not currency. You can’t put a price on petty—but she sure tried.Then there’s the 28-year-old who made a fake bomb threat at the airport because she didn’t get helped fast enough. Sis, this is not how we escalate. That’s not a complaint—it’s a felony with a side of foolish.Next, we dive into the horror show of a man who was killed by his “pet” black widow spider. And trust us, the story gets worse. Like, “why would you even do that?” worse. Like, “did you think it was a puppy?” worse.And finally, the robbery suspect who was caught because he walked behind a news crew doing a segment about... wait for it... him. Sir. You had one job: not to cameo in your own manhunt. Tune in for the stupid because they deserve it.So join us, won’t you, as we celebrate the absolute Olympic-level stupidity of the human race—because if we don’t laugh at it, we might have to admit we live among it.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Buckle up, babies—this week’s Idiot of the Week is serving up a buffet of bold, brazen, and straight-up bonkers behavior, and Frangela is here to crown the messiest of them all!First up, Florida firefighter Gabrielle Franz decided the best way to express her heartbreak was to dump seventy-five possibly used tampons on her ex’s lawn. That’s not closure, that’s a biohazard with emotional undertones.Then we head to a Speedway gas station where two women threw hands, lost hair, and left their dignity somewhere between pump 3 and the snack aisle. It was giving WWE meets “I said what I said.”Next, a Sun Country flight had to be diverted because one passenger decided to scream “THE PLANE IS GOING DOWN!” mid-flight. Sir, this is not your audition for Snakes on a Plane. Sit down and sip your ginger ale.And finally, a man tried to pay his towing fees at the police station with a stolen credit card. At the police station. Where the police are. Watching you. With cameras. And a whole database of stolen stuff.Frances and Angela are fired up and ready to drag, roast, and laugh through the chaos. Who will take home the crown of Idiot of the Week? Tune in for the foolishness and remember—stupidity never sleeps, and neither do we!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Idiot of the Week, the stupidity is so strong, we’re thinking of issuing helmets and waivers before you press play. Every finalist submitted by our brilliant listeners deserves a medal for maximum foolishness—but only one can take home the crown.First up, a teacher’s assistant thought it’d be hilarious to unleash fart spray in a classroom. But the “prank” ended with hospitalized students, a hazmat response, and $55,000 in damages. That’s not a joke—that’s a felony with a side of Febreze.Then we head to California, where one community is being held hostage by a “mean” squirrel. Yes, a squirrel. This tiny terrorist is biting, chasing, and generally acting like it’s auditioning for a horror movie called Nut Job.Next, a Florida man tried to cash a fraudulent check—for $368 billion. Billion. With a B. Sir, you couldn’t even get away with $368 at a gas station, but you thought the bank would just hand over the GDP of a small country?And finally, we meet Phil, the alleged originator of extreme ironing. That’s right—he climbs mountains, surfs waves, and skydives... with an ironing board. Because apparently, gravity and common sense are optional.Frances and Angela are here to roast, rank, and revel in the ridiculous. Tune in for the sass, the side-eye, and the crowning of this week’s one true Idiot of the Week. Because stupidity never sleeps—and neither do we.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Idiot of the Week, the foolishness is so strong, we’re checking the skies for locusts and fireballs—because clearly, the end times are trying to RSVP.First up, Pennsylvania Walmart said “no thanks” to a man and his emotional support alligator. Yes, an alligator. Sir, this is not a swamp, it’s a store. And no, we don’t want to pet your reptile while picking up paper towels.Then we head to Florida—because of course we do—where a lawyer’s pants literally caught on fire during a trial defending an alleged arsonist. We don’t know if it was karma, irony, or divine comedy, but it was definitely stupid.Next, a drug-sniffing dog visiting a middle school found cocaine in a teacher’s wallet. That’s right—while the kids were learning fractions, Ms. Cocaine was carrying controlled substances like it was a field trip souvenir.And finally, we ask the question on everyone’s mind: did we just miss the Rapture? Because between the gators, the flames, and the powdered wallets, it’s giving Book of Revelations energy.Tune in, because stupidity never sleeps—and Idiot of the Week is always watching.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Idiot of the Week, the foolishness is so potent, we’re convinced these folks woke up and chose chaos. Frangela is here to crown the dumbest of the dumb, and trust us—this week’s contenders did not come to play.First up, four hikers in the Catskills decided to trip while tripping—on magic mushrooms. Spoiler alert: nature didn’t vibe with their vibe, and they had to be rescued. That’s not a spiritual journey, that’s a taxpayer-funded babysitting session.Then we head to British Columbia, where a man was ticketed for driving a pink Barbie Jeep while impaired. Sir, if you’re gonna break the law, at least do it in a vehicle that can hit 10 mph.Next, we meet a woman in Staffordshire who misunderstood “family fun day” and stripped down to her bra to twerk—for an hour. Ma’am, this was not Fun Day After Dark. There were toddlers. There were juice boxes. There were regrets.And finally, a scuba-suited man pulled off a robbery at a Disney Springs restaurant. That’s right—he came for the cash dressed like he was auditioning for Finding Nemo: The Heist. So, who will take home the crown of Idiot of the Week? Tune in as Frances and Angela break it all down. Because stupidity is forever, and Frangela is here to document it.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Idiot of the Week, the foolishness is so strong, we had to triple up on the prayer hands.First up, a woman tried to take a selfie with a shark. Yes, a shark. Spoiler alert: she didn’t get the pic, but she did get a one-way ticket to the “no hands” club. Ma’am, sharks don’t do selfies—they do snacks.Then we head to Detroit, Angela’s hometown, where a love triangle popped off at a senior apartment complex and ended in a shootout. That’s right—grandma’s bingo night turned into Call of Duty: Retirement Home Edition.Next, we meet India Sanaa Jackson, who allegedly shoplifted and then tried to flee the scene... in an Uber. Because nothing says “criminal mastermind” like waiting for your getaway car to arrive with a five-minute ETA.And finally, in a story that touched Frances’ heart and tickled her funny bone, a nurse in Letcher County revived a drunk raccoon found passed out in a dumpster. We don’t know what that raccoon was drinking, but we do know he’s now the unofficial mascot of bad decisions.So who will take home the crown of Idiot of the Week? Tune in because stupidity never sleeps—and neither do we.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Idiot of the Week, Frangela is back with a fresh batch of fools who are out here doing the absolute most with the absolute least. The competition is fierce, the decisions are questionable, and the side-eye is fully loaded.First up, we’ve got a local officer who allegedly responded to a 9-1-1 call while drunk. That’s right—he showed up sauced, badge and all. Protect and slur, anyone?Then we meet two friends who thought it would be a great idea to take turns shooting each other in the head while wearing Kevlar helmets. Because apparently, Darwin was taking requests this week.Next, we head to Hatton Country World in Warwickshire, where the staff somehow let one very busy male guinea pig father up to 400 babies. That’s not a petting zoo—that’s a rodent empire. Somebody get Maury on the line.And finally, a woman gets kicked out of a bar and decides the best way home is to call 9-1-1. Not a cab. Not a friend. Emergency services. Because nothing says “I’m drunk and entitled” like dialing the police for a personal chauffeur.So who will take home the crown of Idiot of the Week? Tune in as Frangela breaks it all down with the sass, the snark, and the side-eye you need to survive the madness. It’s the podcast that proves—every week—stupid never sleeps.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week ?https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/frangela-idiot-of-the-week/id1742512316Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Idiot of the Week, Frangela is back with a fresh batch of fools who are out here redefining rock bottom—one bad decision at a time.First up, a camper’s repeated cries for help sparked a full-blown rescue mission. But was he in danger? No. He was just belting out Nickelback songs like it was 2003 and nobody had taste. Sir, if you're gonna scream in the woods, at least make it Beyoncé.Then we meet Shawn Meuse, a self-proclaimed fisherman who thought it was a good idea to pose with a live shark. Spoiler alert: the shark did not sign a photo release and made its feelings known—violently.Next, we head to Central Florida, where a woman was arrested for performing unlicensed dental work using Krazy Glue. That’s right. Krazy. Glue. Because nothing says “trust me, I’m a professional” like a tube of adhesive from aisle five.And finally, we have royalty—sort of. An African “king and queen” were evicted from their magical tent kingdom in a Scottish woodland. Apparently, the monarchy runs on delusion and camping gear now.Who will take home the crown of Stupidest of the Stupid? Tune in as Frangela breaks it all down with the sass, the snark, and the side-eye you need to survive the week. It’s Idiot of the Week—where the fools are many, and the laughs are mandatory.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week ?https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/frangela-idiot-of-the-week/id1742512316Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Idiot of the Week, Frangela dives into the deep end of the dumb pool, where the water is murky and the choices are questionable. The contenders for the crown of supreme stupidity did not come to play—they came to embarrass themselves on a national scale.First up, a man was arrested for breaking into an auto dealership with a knife hidden in his rectum. That’s right. Not in a pocket. Not in a bag. In. His. Rectum. We don’t know what kind of Ocean’s Eleven plan this was, but it ended with a trip to jail and a whole lot of explaining.Then we’ve got an intoxicated Breeze Airlines passenger who decided to turn his flight into a hate-fueled skateboard performance art piece. Slurs, swinging, and stupidity at 30,000 feet. We hope TSA added “skateboard diplomacy” to their training manual.Next, a hiker in Tennessee’s Savage Gulf State Park tragically died after being bitten by a venomous snake. Now listen—we’re not mocking the loss of life, but when you hike in a place called Savage Gulf, maybe don’t treat it like a stroll through a botanical garden.And finally, a woman was arrested for exposing herself in a Florida Waffle House parking lot. Because nothing says “I’m living my truth” like flashing strangers between hash browns and a side of regret.Who will take home the title of Idiot of the Week? Tune in as Frangela breaks it all down with the wit, wisdom, and wild side-eye that only they can deliver.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Idiot of the Week, Frangela dives headfirst into the shallow end of the gene pool to crown the reigning monarch of moronic mayhem. The competition is fierce, the stupidity is bold, and the Darwin Awards committee is taking notes.First up: a customer in Passaic County who turned a bakery mix-up into a stabbing spree. Because clearly, the only rational response to getting the wrong danish is attempted murder. We hope the croissants were worth it.Then there’s influencer Maariana Vasius, who broke her spine trying to go viral with the “Nicki Minaj Stiletto Challenge.” Spoiler alert: gravity always wins, and stilettos are not a personality.Meanwhile, a millionaire trophy hunter learned the hard way that karma comes with horns. He was trampled to death by the very buffalo he was trying to kill. Nature said, “Not today, colonizer!”And finally, Roland Beaniny, proud owner of Trump Burger (yes, that’s real), got arrested by ICE and is facing deportation after allegedly overstaying his visa and orchestrating a "sham" marriage. Turns out, you can’t build a wall around your immigration status, Roland.So who will take home the coveted crown of Stupidest of the Stupid? Tune in as Frangela breaks it all down with the sass, the snark, and the side-eye you crave. It’s Idiot of the Week—where the fools are many, but the laughs are guaranteed.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

First up, Jason Hughes, who was arrested after allegedly attacking another golfer over slow play. Because when you're frustrated on the course, clearly the next step is to throw punches instead of putts.Then we’ve got the artist who sold an invisible sculpture for $18,000. Not a sketch, not a model—just empty space and a whole lot of confidence. Somewhere, someone is proudly displaying nothing in their living room.Across the pond, a seagull somehow got covered in curry and had people convinced it was some kind of rare bird. It wasn’t exotic—it was just spicy. The real mystery: how did it end up in the curry in the first place?And finally, a man on a flight decided the best way to help a fellow passenger having a panic attack was to smack him upside the head. Because nothing calms nerves like unexpected violence at 30,000 feet.Tune in for the breakdown, the roast, and the glorious absurdity of it all.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Buckle up, y’all—this week on Idiot of the Week, the Sunshine State said “hold my gator” and went full tilt on the foolishness.First up, we’ve got a man with a meth pipe (not actively puffin’, thank you very much) accused of hijacking a tourist train and taking unsuspecting passengers for a scenic ride. Because apparently, “it’s my birthday” is now a legal defense.Then we head to Port St. Lucie where a woman, fresh outta jail for a grand total of 48 hours, strolled right back in to claim her meth-filled handbag like she’d left her keys at brunch. Priorities.Not to be outdone, Florida’s war on TSA continues with a woman attempting to smuggle turtles through airport security—in her bra. And finally, proving that no mascot is safe, Chuck E. Cheese was arrested. Yes, while in costume. In Tallahassee. The rat has officially been caught.Who takes home the crown in this parade of poor decisions? Tune in as we break down the madness!Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Idiot of the Week, we gather ‘round the flaming dumpster of WTF moments and ask: who’s truly earned the crown? Was it CEO Andy Byron, who thought the jumbotron at a Coldplay concert was the perfect place to audition for The Office: HR Violations Edition? Or maybe it’s the criminal masterminds who DIY’d a cocaine arrow and launched it straight into the Fayette County Jail. Cupid is officially unemployed.But wait—let’s give props to Rochester's own poetic legend, Curtis Jones, whose description of a mysterious large cat sighting has us wondering if he's chasing a panther or writing the next great American novel.And in the plot twist of the century, a woman divorces her husband after ChatCPT “reads” his affair… in his coffee cup. Someone get that coffee a subpoena.Who takes home this week’s crown of cluelessness? Tune in for the foolishness!Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Idiot of the Week, we’re back with another batch of folks who took a hard left at common sense and never looked back.First up, somebody thought it was a good idea to ship 1,500 tarantulas—yes, real ones—hidden in sponge cake boxes. That’s not dessert, that’s a horror movie with frosting.Then we’ve got a woman who filed a lawsuit against a bank, claiming a Chucky doll gave her PTSD. Now look, we all know Chucky’s creepy, but unless he’s working the ATM, we’re gonna need a little more evidence.Next, a woman went to an unlicensed med “spa” and walked out with facial paralysis. If the receptionist is also the surgeon and the waiting room doubles as a broom closet, maybe just… don’t.And finally, a motorcyclist on vacation decided to take selfies with a bear—and was mauled shortly after. Sir, that’s not a photo op, that’s a wild animal with opinions.So who’s taking home the crown this week? Tune in to Idiot of the Week, where if it’s bizarre, bold, and missing a few brain cells, we’re definitely talking about it.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Alright y’all, buckle up—this week on Idiot of the Week, we’ve got enough foolishness to make a raccoon shake its head in disappointment.First up: a couple allegedly trying to poison the man’s ex-girlfriends with cyanide. Cyanide. Not a text. Not a petty Instagram comment. Cyanide. Then we got some Airbnb guests who decided the best way to enjoy their stay was to allegedly turn their rental into a meth lab. You know how hard it is to clean meth out of throw pillows? That security deposit is GONE.Next we go to the Galleria mall, where a shoplifter allegedly tried to escape by leaping from the second floor onto the ice rink. Not a fire escape. Not a back door. The ice rink. Sir, what were we going for—Olympic gold in stupidity?And last but not even close to clever, we got a UK woman allegedly dripping in stolen diamonds, taking selfies like it’s Grand Theft Glamor. Girl. That jewelry wasn’t yours, and neither is that freedom you just lost.Tune in to see who takes home this week’s crown of clownery on Idiot of the Week. If it’s dumb—we’re on it like white on rice.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Idiot of the Week, we ask the only question that matters: who out-stupided whom?First up, a rogue duck in Florida is accused of terrorizing an entire neighborhood. We don’t know what kind of beef this bird had, but it clearly woke up and chose chaos.Then, there’s the neighbor who saw a, shall we say, casually dressed father with his own child and thought, “yep, must be kidnapping.” Because nothing says helpful community member like calling 911 on a literal parent doing nothing but parenting.Next, meet a man who mistook a Bible study group for a human trafficking ring—because apparently intoxication and wild imagination now qualify as investigative journalism. Dateline, but make it drunk.And let’s not forget the Kentucky classic: a man arrested for releasing a raccoon into a business, just a few months after fleeing police on a mule. That’s right—this is what happens when Jackass meets The Dukes of Hazzard.Tune in to find out who wins the coveted Idiot of the Week crown. Spoiler alert: humanity loses every time.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Idiot of the Week, we dive headfirst into the latest collection of deeply regrettable life choices.First up, a judge determined that a man posed a significant danger to himself and others if allowed to own firearms. So, naturally, he agreed to give up his extensive arsenal… for one whole year. Because nothing says “long-term safety solution” like treating gun access like a Costco membership renewal.Meanwhile, a New Jersey Transit worker got bold and swiped over $700,000 worth of Transit Authority cell phones before reselling them. Honestly, if he’d applied that level of effort to literally any other career, he'd probably be thriving right now.Then, proving that kangaroos are not to be trifled with, a man died from blunt force injuries after a suspected fight with one at a petting zoo. And when the words "kangaroo fight" and "petting zoo" collide in a single sentence, you know something has gone spectacularly wrong.And finally, a woman attempted to rob a Dollar General but left behind the ultimate breadcrumb: her phone. Then, as police were actively investigating, she came back to the scene to retrieve it. Which is exactly what not to do, according to every handbook on criminal strategy that has ever existed.Who will take home this week's prestigious Idiot of the Week crown? Tune in for all the misjudgments, all the mockery, and all the growing concerns about humanity’s collective decision-making skills.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy